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liking rwby despite some... questionable writing decisions and despite roosterteeth is like still liking a disney movie despite disney does that make sense

Oh no anon you are mistaken. I do not like RWBY. I hate RWBY. I divorced RWBY three years ago when I realized that the entire premise of their plot is "Ruby is right and morality is determined by proximity to her" and that opened my eyes to the SCORES of other bad writing choices they've made prior. Just I got custody of the cast in the divorce so those are my characters now.

I also just have a lot of merch leftover from before the divorce that I hang onto because I do still love those characters so much.

#if you want a version of rwby that has the same charming characters but much better writing and worldbuilding may i recommend dtls #we let ruby make mistakes and we have characters who are actually gay and actually trans #for a start #also ruby is best friends with gyro gearloose #he's her science mentor #i think out of all of our crossover dynamics that one is right up there with boyd and james for favorite #she likes him so so so much #oh and lucky ducks #which is clover and fenton #they're engaged #they have a daughter #they're gonna get marriiiiiiied #and they're superheroes #and super dorks #they love each other #they're stupid cute and i love them #oh there's also hazel and gyro 🤔#and dewey and whitley and louie and oscar #blue boys and green boys and they're best friends of one another #also jaune and lucky ducks and jaune and gyro #fenton and gyro (and clover) often end up being the adults that jaune turns to for dealing with the agony of being a teenage boy #which is causing a bit of turmoil for his brothers who should be doing that but are never around #anyway suffice to say we have a lot of really good dynamics and if i listed them all we'd be here all day #OH WAIT ALSO JAMES/QROW AND JUNE #there's a WHOLE thing there #they don't have the same dynamic with may but we're getting there #it's been like two and a half months in-universe give them time #oh also yang and weiss are dating #freezerburn babyyyyyyyyyyyy #also jaune and mercury had the stupidest slow burn i've ever written but that's a long story

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