#they're like no justice will be found here. let dice christ before whom your oaths lie shattered grant you mercy; we shall not.

[utilitycaster]

Wait new favorite D&D court case with the druid who tried to steal the sword and leave their party in the lurch but instead ignored the DM's warning that they would be knocked out or killed by the storm, was promptly knocked out by the storm, the DM still allowed them to be found and saved by one of the party members they had been about to betray, they lied to said party member about what they'd been doing, and when the other party member was like "can I insight check" claimed it was metagaming. You can literally feel the entire court just adding more and more time to their sentence. Murph is at his most scathing. It's SO good.