#theyre messy as fuuuuck

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I've had the world's shittiest day, so I'm rewarding myself for not doing a self yeet into the Kansas river by drawing Rafayel looking extra slutty all sprawled out in the sunlight of his studio, while I drink a boba tea. Thank God for my wonderful husband and boba tea.

Self care ♡🧋

[videostak]

love love love that the gamecube n64 and snes/sfc all use the same video cable :) like cause of tht i can switch what console super easily casually af too. i kinda wanna play n64 rn but also have to drive my sister to work tomorrow too so i shouldnt stay up too late :P really hoping i can find a nice coffee table soon cause my room looks so messy w/ consoles on the floor -_- now that i think abt it one w/ two tables would be nice like the one i saw i mean like u kno a top table and then a lil shelf below it of identical size. cause like i think colecovision and famicom are always gonna be out so itd be nice to have one that can have both of them while also having space for like one or two more somewhere else. so maybe one actually bigger than the one i saw yesterday. idk why but have been in a v idk wanting to play thru video games n stuff mood lately. hoping i actually do play thru the games im playing and dont like drop them. like i had started wind waker a few years ago and was making good progress then just forgot lol and now if i do play it again im gonna restart it cause its been too long and i forgot rly what i was doing u_u rn im playing dark cloud, and pikmin. but i wanna start ocarina of time and maybe paper mario 64 and also maybe twilight princess tbh. also playing animal crossing too ofc as long as i always will whenever thee gc is hooked up. and i also wanna start another ps2 game too so im not just playing dark cloud on it tho idk what. i have a few layin around but only ico and persona 3 are the only like long length video games i have on it rn . am also borrowing mgs2 from my friend but not gonna play that til i play mgs1 so ya. tho honestly might just play dark cloud since like a big rpg type game is good to invest all ur time in on one console. oor might try ico again cause i heard it waas short and like u kno v interesting. fuuuuck i also wanna job so i can get pc engine games thats a console i wanna have hooked up always too but i only have like three games on it rn but theyre all great pac land outrun and bikkuriman world. the first two are two of my all time favs. buuuuuut ya i love games and am super tempted to hook up my famicom and play but i also wanna kinda stay away from it and try to make more of an effort to play long games like the ones im playing rn which i seldom do. tbh its so easy and liberating too to get into a famicom fever just playing super short games marveling at great game design lol. tho i need long games to live too!

[jehovahhthickness]

I guess I just wanna know what you would have done better in my situation. So my girlfriend wanted to stop by her sisters, sis A, for a drink and drop off some bottle of rose for her since she'd been feeling down. Cool Im down. She's got her other sister, sis B, on her way when we get there, sis B shows up with a friend and I find them both to be kinda rude since they lowkey insult the bottle of rose we brought saying its too sweet after nearly killing it all even though we bought it for sis A. Whatever I keep my mouth shut. They're talking about going out to some super packed and loud outdoor club, figure me and gf will bounce before. But when we all step outside they're all immediately around my car assuming I will be their DD tonight since I am my gfs dd. Gf asks me, only one to do so, if I'll just drop them off at the club maybe have one drink w them and we go. Ok whatever it's her family. At the club it of course takes near an hour to get one drink. In that time sis A and gf are talking deeply and I let them be while sis B meets some random dude in the line and they kinda go off to make out while her friend sits next to me snapping pics complaining some dude is getting mad at her for all the pics shes posting cause Im in the background and he thinks Im her new dude. I tell her simply stop taking pics of me in the back I wasnt aware I was in the frame and would rather not be. She stops talking to me which fine. Gf and I are ready to go, already the night is later than we planned for, so we explain that. They start making plans about where to go next, I ask if theyre gonna uber or need help with one, they ask my gf if I can drop them off downtown. Fuuuuck it. By the time I pull my car around, and they get in, sis b has random dude both drunk af tagging behind and man just jumps himself in my back seat without a word. That was the last straw for me. I hate being treated like a luxury uber. Sis b was already so wasted somehow she was literally pissing herself in my backseat. Her new boy didnt even tall to me, and ultimately four don't fit in my backseat safely anyway. So i tell her to get out, that I don't know him, Im not his uber, go away. So he does but immediately their whole vibe changed. Sis b looked like she wanted to cry. I apologize if I was loud but drive them downtown, oh wait nope her friend changes her mind they need to go to some club a little uptown for cause her cousin is there. What the fuck ever. Go near the club and at a stop all 3 in the back just say thanks for the ride they're getting off here and the fucking friend throws a goddamn 5 bill at me like Im a fucking taxi shes stiffing in philly. Fucking annoyed now but just wanna go home. Gf was more upset at sis B and her friend and so was I considering she peed in my back seat and wiped herself off with my beanie back there but fuck it drunk messy girls gonna be messy. But a month later it seems shes upset with me. A lot went wrong it seems that night, curious what youd have done differently in a similar situation.

You really should’ve put your foot down and told her sisters to go fuck themselves because they don’t respect you or your property.

Your girlfriend also should’ve spoke up and checked her sister!

If you rock with them like that, I’m sure the situation would’ve gone differently but for them to volunteer you to drive them around without you being okay with it is not right.

[lesbiansastiel]

i asked my gf who’s never watched spn to tell me what these pictures of spn characters make them think:

he has very bad promo pictures

ofc its sam! .. is that sam?

your favourite, theres at least 8000 lgbt headcanons for him

he definitely peels apples before eating them

no idea

he looks like hes in a cereal commercial

propably plays fortnite???

oh my god what the fuck

his parents needed money so he was forced to do promo pics for a school and if u uncrop this picture hes holding a backpack and a book that says like. ABC

haircut is making me think thats young sam but im not sure

me: that is young sam

ok cool!

thats a homophobe. i know a homophobe when i see one

me: the actor is

i know that thats dean, leather jacket looks smelly

i dont like or trust him bc his voice is too low, no offense

but he was funny in that episode when they thought they were... when they were the actors, i like that they shamed the actors (jensen ankles?) trailer

i always assume hes dead, every time i see him im like oh fuck hes not dead yet????

he looks like he dies first in a zombie game protecting the protagonists daughter

opens beer cans with knives (stabbing them from above)

has touristy fridge magnets

hillbilly neighbour that just stuck around

later: OH HIS NAME IS bobby

um........ lost journalist from a chick-flick

looks too enthusiastic to be in this show

name starts w an R and dies dramatically and causes trauma for multiple people?

me: its charlie

oh....

me: do you know who that is?

shes the one that causes angst in ur fanfic? someone’s ex? writes paranormal articles- like someone who works in a pokemon centre and takes care of the reporting to the media i know this is not true but that’s how it should be based on characted design

why.. what is that shirt

she looks like she’s from twin peaks but like a weird 90s techno nostalgia version

probably not real, but someones hallucination, like a little sister that someone lost and then hallucinates coming back?????

me: that’s jess.. from my fic

oh no im so sorry, i thought that the previous one was that one

then thats like a college person who sam did like drugs and beer with and they were happy and then she died.. tragic :(

umm öööööö, uhhhh

kinda looks like a serial killer, like a bad one who hasnt killed anyone in years so his face is tired. he wants flesh

um,i say um to everyone im so sorry

he has a conflicted expression

i think he’s sassy or just tired of everyone

no idea who that is.. i just feel sorry for this character idk why

*laughs*

a 12-year-old who got a toy gun for christmas bc hes american

hes gay probably and pretending to like guns so his dad doesnt get disappointed

for real, in this show, a young new hunter and messes up and then does one heroic thing and dies immediately after?

this looks like the perfect love interest who dies dramatically and is relationship with an important man character whose controlling when she wants to be independent and doesnt want to hide in a basement like the man wants her to

me: ??????????????????

she also looks like a cop like every woman in this show somehow but her character design is too soft to be a tv cop woman lady

2009 hair

probably a cop?

is styled in a way that always looks way too make-uppy and probably wears heels to work bc this is a bad character design show

me: shes not a human i can say that much

then shes a demon bc thats what all the women are in this show, theyre all demons

i hope shes not evil, this might be trap she looks friendly but that isnt the truth

this looks like a slightly messy and like, bohemic twin of the reporter that works in a pokemon centre

is probably rich

lots of anger that is not showcased in this picture

clenched fists

all in all, suspicious

probably supposed to be related since theyre in the same picture and different ages but they dont look related at all

they look like they’re from teen wolf

and probably would star in a scene where they see that someone has key’ed their car and theyre like fuuuuck

i think this character is supposed to be a cool friend woman whose not supposed to be super feminine and love-interesty bc shes wearing plaid and drinkin beer but they Failed

probably a werewolf

also is she wearing nothing under that plaid what is this...

me: oh fuck why is this picture so HQ compared to the rest...

it’s bc he’s an angel

obscene amount of powers that seem useless bc if he actually had Power they wouldnt need this show and he could just figure everything out

i know that people wear those annoying pins that say theyre waiting for an angel in trench coat. but i dont think he’s ever going to come :(

i think his name is castiel and mishaapocalypse happened w his face

and i saw his face taped to a mcdonald door in a small town in finland

yet another teen wolf character

looks like a suspicious teenager who lives in a town where they (the brothers) stop to get gas and he’s hanging out at the gas station

hes like heyyy youre not like other people here are you perhaps... hunters bc my mom died and now my house is haunted

daddy issues

me: correct

um. another beer lady. probably, people have decided, a lesbian

looks like a stock photo of someone eating salad at a rural setting after a hard day at work milking cows

also somehow looks like works in a lab

is related to the weird open-flannel-no-t-shirt woman (the beer one), probably her mom

thats all

um. major demon

probably has a scene where she tries to kill someone with a knife seductively

hated in the fandom and in fanfic someone who tries to steal deans man (which is stupid bc deans a homophobe anywaY)

also looks like fantasy show self-insert but evil

me: i think that’s a teenager

welcome to my twisted mind

im sorry...

happy

which is making me think that he probably dies, sadly.

probably takes care of an older family member

has some demon problems

that’s all

post-apocalyptic show character where theyre trying to have something else than 40yo white hilbilly men bc thats not media sexy

i hope that she doesnt die but probably does bc shes not a major character

me: can i reveal something i know

yes please

me: her and the blonde that you called demon had a thing canonically

cool!!!!

probably lives in a ranch that has no electricity due to demon problems

me: :D

and still does her hair somehow

uuummmm this looks like someone’s weird flashback version that is supposed to look like a teenager but actually looks older

me: uhh this is a bad picture let me find a bettter one

me: there we go

looks like this character needs a cowboy hat

probably writes dean’s name in her diary??

COMPHET

thats all

[bitchynaruto]

can you just talk about naruto (the show) i wanna hear your thoughts on whatever

OOOO OKAY!!!!! IF YOU INSIST!!! 

my thoughts are kinda messy bc im just spouting it out as it comes to me, so sorry in advance for the disorganization and large bodies of text lol

naruto... as a concept is SO FUN! the worldbuilding is so depressing and sexy and i feel like theres so MUCH you can do with that. i love the concept of these monsters being sealed inside people, i love the clans, i love the ninjas, and the fights when they’re emotional and have weight behind them... I LOVE THAT LOVE IS A CENTRAL THEME TO THIS SHOW!!!!!!! i don’t really watch anime so i didnt expect to like it as much as i did, BUT I TOTALLY DID!!!! i finished that shit in like 3 months, granted i skipped a lot of filler and most of the war arc but STILL

part 1 is so fun. i think it’s super tight, like narratively, out of all of naruto. you can tell where kishi wanted to take the story. the characters are all introduced in fun and exciting ways. the chuunin exams arc is my favorite out of part 1, then land of waves, introduction arc, and of course vote 1 packs such a serious punch i was in tears when i first watched it. my major complaints is that there wasn’t enough team bonding for team 7 imo, not enough development for any of the girls obviously, the smaller countries who can’t afford ninjas being controlled by gangs, corrupt business men, etc. being dropped was a huge mistake imo because that would’ve led to some more interesting storylines/expansion of the worldbuilding that i think remains untapped. also the hyuga clan plotline i will always be bitter about... they owned slaves.... i think sasuke should’ve left the village knowing the village was behind what happened ot his family... maybe. i also think danzo should’ve been introduced in part 1 considering he’s supposed to be one of the big bads in part 2... 

shippuden is fun! i love the akatsuki, i think an organization striving for peace but getting murked up by people who have conflicting goals and morality, because i can see that happening irl. ( i wouldn’t trust kishi to write this given his nationalism problem tho) THE FIRST SASUKE SCENE WE GET IS SO GOOD IT WAS BUILDING AND BUILDING AND WHEN IT HAPPENED I WAS LIKE FUUUUCK YES SASUKE!!!!! part 2 definitely should’ve had more sasuke in it, like even if im remaining unbiased, we shouldve gotten more time with him under orochimaru’s eye to SEE the shit he goes through. i think sai was an interesting addition to the group. at first i found him fun bc i love mean bitches, and i think his backstory with root was interesting and depressing af. im kinda mad that just kinda got dropped? considering it was a big reveal? WHICH my main thing is danzo shouldve been a villain for MUCH LONGER THAN HE WAS!!! a major complaint i’ll have until the end of time

umm continuing on. the pein arc? perfect. love it. UNTIL THE VERY END WHERE PEIN REVIVED EVERYONE. my number one complaint with naruto as a show and as a character is that naruto wins every. damn. time. by talking the villains into the good side. pein is a person whos had his parents killed in front of him and his best friend killed in front of him.. and has been stewing in his hate for years and changes his mind bc.. what?? a kid asked him too? same goes for konan. she was so underutilized afterwards so kishi just killed her off bc he didnt know what to do with her lol. boring.

i love team taka. one of the best teams in the entire show and i wish they had more time together doing crazy shit and being rebels with a cause lol. i wish each individual member was developed more bc theyre such a fun contrast to team 7. 

the kage summit arc.... idr much tbh. i got kinda bored by all the talking but when sasuke showed up i was like OHHH SHIT!!!!!!! i think im gonna rewatch that soon

war arc was boring. wouldve preferred another world war with the hidden villages instead bc everything was brewing to that point. or a revolution. whatever

umm i think kishi making sasuke the ultimate big bad was a mistake and will forever be a mistake, because he literally had to turn sasuke into a crazy ninja devil in order to accomplish that. im not saying sasuke was perfect, but his idea of revolution was RIGHT. kishi didnt allow him to formulate a plan besides killing those responsible ( a good start) to killing everyone (eh) in order to make naruto look like the clearheaded one

my main issues with the series as a whole is the nationalism, misogyny, eugenics, classism, and issues of abuse/pedophilia being swept under the rug. if this was just a show about ninjas doing dumb ninja things then i wouldnt be so like.. crazy about it, but kishi chose to include those themes and not do anything to solve them. character wise i think naruto AND sasuke are both overpowered by the end. 

as a character naruto is like tied with sasuke as a favorite, i wont lie. im so endeared by him as soon as he came on screen and was being a little shit head, but the way kishi handles his character. UGH. naruto becoming friends with every bad guy ever, EVEN THE FOX DEMON HELL BENT ON DESTROYING HUMANITY AND KILLED HIS PARENTS, was too much for me. naruto’s flaws are never examined as flaws, his unhealthy coping mechanisms are treated fine, and it’s just... UGH. a big problem with naruto for me is he doesn’t change his goals, wants, etc. he wants to be hokage from his first appearance to his last! he wants to save the village and sasuke! but he never has to make hard choices because everything always works out for him! that’s the frustrating thing. also we’re told rather than shown his development. everyone says he’s so mature now, but we never really get to see that process which is a TOTAL BUMMER.  

umm... yeah. here are my thoughts. this is just word vomit at this point but these are the main issues and things i’ve loved about the series. a lot of the stuff i mentioned i disliked im fixing in one of my fics i havent posted yet so thats always fun lol