#theyre philip j fry but hotter and with space ghosts behind their eyes

[ps-aeiou-vowels]

i made a narrative character for my friend @gay-robot's lancer game. they aren't a pilot but they're very involved with the crew

we call them old they/themkins (pun on old man jenkins) but to everyone else they're just gramps or grandpa bc they act it and are older than everyone

certified gilf that's anywhere from seventy to twelve thousand years old. was cryogenically frozen and severely displaced through time and space (and blinkspace.)

can't remember their entire life. it's a wonder their brain wasn't just Liquified with how long they were dreaming (and WHERE they were dreaming)

wheelchair user. their flesh hands aren't great for many reasons so they got four new ones synced to their spine

they use the language understanding chip in their brain to make dad jokes and puns and nothing else useful

has sci-fi narcolepsy that's cool and extremely normal. entirely unrelated but guess what i was just diagnosed with

they see memories when they sleep! it's just that those memories may not [Belong to them.] who said that

anyways please accept my final message. you don't get any context for it