#think of marco with his deep scary voice saying we're making the cake - i love him - i love them both

[el-michoacano]

Idea, the twins or tuco learning about Lacho

Ooh, yes! I went with the twins, and also incorporated the headcanon that they bake. All the Salamancas cook, and no one can convince me otherwise!

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"You're fucking Varga?"

Three whole words. Lalo tried not to look smug, but it had been quite some time since he'd heard either of the twins speak so many words at once. He said, "I am." He was fairly certain it wasn't a secret anymore, but they deserved to hear it directly from him, even if they'd already heard it elsewhere. Rumors traveled fast in the cartel; The fat old men at the top of the pyramid gossiped like old women, and that gossip rolled down like waves. Lalo didn't mind; He liked being the center of attention from time to time. Though he already knew the answer, he asked, "Is that a problem?"

Even if it was, neither of them would say so. They exchanged a look before Leonel asked, "You gonna make him a Salamanca?"

Six. That had to be some kind of record.

A marriage between he and Nacho wouldn't be legal, but none of them had ever been bound by the law anyway. Lalo said, "Maybe. He'd be a good Salamanca, yeah?"

The twins shared a nod before Marco said, "We're making the cake."