#this actually renewed my energy before class thx anon ❤️

[fatuismooches]

Imagine Dottore and his segments doing an "experiment" on you by taking all of your measurements, including the distance between your eyes, ear length, mouth height and width, all these ridiculous things that no one would think to measure. And then he just. Walks away with his notes.

When you ask him later on what the experiment was about, he simply tells you he was doing an experiment in physical beauty and attraction, and he couldn't think of anyone else to take notes on.

IM IMIM IM IM IM- there is nothing left of Smooches. I’ve disintegrated into itty bitty pieces. THIS IS SOOO CUTE WHAT 😭😭❤️ ugh,,, he’s so unintentionally romantic sometimes I’m crying. You’re no stranger to Dottore’s spontaneous experiments on you, you’ve gotten used to that particular smile he gives you when he wants to do a little test on you… but this experiment is completely… bizarre.  There’s no actual experimentation, it’s more like he and his segments are just exploring and examining your body, not a single part of it goes untouched or unnoticed… every part of it is recorded intensively. Every measurement, scars, little marks, and spots… And you’re not too bothered, this is Dottore after all, but you just can’t seem to figure out what this kind of data could be useful for! You like to think you understand how his brain works even a little bit, but this is just so random. But Dottore and the segments seem extremely satisfied with the results and are poring over them sooo… you let them be for now <3

When you finally get around to asking him about that very strange experiment he responds so nonchalantly that you short-circuit for a second before you feel the heat creeping up your neck and try to exit the conversation. Dottore is confused for a mere second but then he catches on pretty quickly. He teases you so bad, holding your chin and forcing you to look at him. What? Did you really think you were anything less than perfect in his eyes? Tsk tsk. That's not good. Not good at all. Perhaps he should show you exactly what he learned during his investigation? Would that convince you?

Dottore would so bring up the most specific random details of your body that he loves... he thinks he's showing how much he loves you by reciting the size of your skull and the exact lengths of your fingers and the length of your longest eyelash... and well you probably find that romantic anyway! The segments too! They try to fight over who knows you the best... but you can't really verify their information since you don't know these things yourself.