#we do love soft dottore in this house <3

[fatuismooches]

Imagine Dottore and his segments doing an "experiment" on you by taking all of your measurements, including the distance between your eyes, ear length, mouth height and width, all these ridiculous things that no one would think to measure. And then he just. Walks away with his notes.

When you ask him later on what the experiment was about, he simply tells you he was doing an experiment in physical beauty and attraction, and he couldn't think of anyone else to take notes on.

IM IMIM IM IM IM- there is nothing left of Smooches. I’ve disintegrated into itty bitty pieces. THIS IS SOOO CUTE WHAT 😭😭❤️ ugh,,, he’s so unintentionally romantic sometimes I’m crying. You’re no stranger to Dottore’s spontaneous experiments on you, you’ve gotten used to that particular smile he gives you when he wants to do a little test on you… but this experiment is completely… bizarre.  There’s no actual experimentation, it’s more like he and his segments are just exploring and examining your body, not a single part of it goes untouched or unnoticed… every part of it is recorded intensively. Every measurement, scars, little marks, and spots… And you’re not too bothered, this is Dottore after all, but you just can’t seem to figure out what this kind of data could be useful for! You like to think you understand how his brain works even a little bit, but this is just so random. But Dottore and the segments seem extremely satisfied with the results and are poring over them sooo… you let them be for now <3

When you finally get around to asking him about that very strange experiment he responds so nonchalantly that you short-circuit for a second before you feel the heat creeping up your neck and try to exit the conversation. Dottore is confused for a mere second but then he catches on pretty quickly. He teases you so bad, holding your chin and forcing you to look at him. What? Did you really think you were anything less than perfect in his eyes? Tsk tsk. That's not good. Not good at all. Perhaps he should show you exactly what he learned during his investigation? Would that convince you?

Dottore would so bring up the most specific random details of your body that he loves... he thinks he's showing how much he loves you by reciting the size of your skull and the exact lengths of your fingers and the length of your longest eyelash... and well you probably find that romantic anyway! The segments too! They try to fight over who knows you the best... but you can't really verify their information since you don't know these things yourself.

[bunny-rambles]

1. from now on i will just start thinking that sandrone is actually the name of the ruin guard lol he is indeed a big guy

and speaking of xiao! baby's name actually doesn't mean small (it's written with a different character), according to the liyue archon quest i think his name means swiftness, but it sounds homophone to the word that actually means small (which still reads xiao) so ye xiao smol bby uwu

1.1. not to thirst on main but new dottore can do with me as he pleases LMAO

is he evil? oh yes. but like, as a scara simp, can i really judge? of course i can't. and he is so damn hot so, yeah.

pantalone pantalone i can't wait to know his real name so i can stop calling him that and laugh. but i agree, slimy bastards with a oh so clear evil personal agendas make my heart go all soft :'

also funny story about my pulls!!! in my quest to c6 heizou i did like 20 extra pulls to get him, failed to get him, and got qiqi instead. which, i mean, i was happy about because yay!!! early guaranteed for the sumeru boys!!! but then i did an extra 20 pulls and oh well, i got kazuha. so now i have a c2 kazuha and c6 heizou is still not home lol. hopefully he'll come home soon sigh (but if i get an early 50/50 lost again i mean i won't complain)

2. ohohoh soft pastel blue so cute!!! <3

i'm more of an intense blue kind of shade, like that deep greenish blue colour the sea gets on a sunny day, so it's perfect! we can actually be irl xingqiun :33

and speaking of irl, i mean, if you ever happen to come to italy you're more than welcome to say hi and get your full course italian dinner (with gelato, our gelato is like the best in the world i take no criticism) like we do with friends on nights we have an empty house lol

2.1. oooh snow, snow!! i like snow, when it snows here (like once every five years :')) i always get excited like a child. tho like, what i like most about snowy days is staying at home with hot chocolate and a book ahah

also dw, we can be equally bad at taking compliments together, i don't fare much better :'

3. giant strawberry! and also by quoting that movie you like unlocked my childhood :' hhh although i am rather smol so like, i'd be a rather lil giant strawberry :33

speaking of strawberries, i will now go and fetch my cold strawberry tea, as it's starting to be late and i want to go sleep with something sweetish

here it's so freaking hot so i'll hope you're not succumbing to heat as well :' in any case, remember to always drink a lot! summer is a season where you can have all sorts of delicious cold drinks, so that's good :3

buonanotte bunny, have a great every hour of the next days :33

lots of hugs,

- 🍓

1. Swift, small lil baby that I will give kisses to. Squish his cheeks and pet his hair mwah mwah sweet baby of mine <3

1.1. I so get it. Like yeah he did bad things and he’s a bad guy but isn’t that his appeal in the first place,,, evil geniuses own my heart I guess,,, corrupted albedo <33

1.2. Heizou has just been avoiding me like the plague, I’m trying to get cons for him and he just,,, won’t come,,, I’m gonna get Kazuha again at this point before he comes. Not complaining,,, but still. Tbh, little ramble time, and some context

I have three servers I play on and they’re all very different. Europe is my main one with Kazuha, Albedo and others (these two are my main units and never leave the team, I literally can’t function without Albedo’s flower sometimes,,,)

The second server, american one, I have Hu Tao, Ayaka and now Itto as the main units (ayaka is kind of interchangeable but itto has become kind of permanent) and I really, REALLY, want Heizou cons for this server. I don’t mind not getting Kazuha because I play these servers for different experiences, different comps and characters that make the game more interesting and fun so I’m not doing the same thing, but I swear I’ll just get Kazuha again before that stupid detective gives me just ONE of his cons OTL

2. I would love that, the fact you offered something like that means a lot to me, and maybe one day if I’m in Italy and I don’t feel too awkward, I may take your offer up on that if you’re comfortable with it <3 (btw that intense sea blue is still a very beautiful colour, you still have good taste !!) Xingyun supremacy :,)

2.1. I actually had to read back my last ask to see the context behind this lmfao but anyway snow is my favourite weather, I love watching it from my window and love being out in it when it first falls. And making fresh footprints in the snow is the most satisfying thing on this planet I take no criticism.

3. I’ll just imagine the strawberry from the movie, and I’ll carry you around while you ramble about Scara and tea and your au ideas and all the other things you find interesting, I’ll be happy to just listen <3

4. Good fucking lord no I’m not doing well at all with this heat but I’ll be okay I think. Strawberry cold tea sounds so refreshing, I hope it cooled you down and I’ll get a drink of my own now :,)

ti voglio bene, mio dolci amico <33