#this doesnt even count literally any other staff experiences or the malicious ones

[thisloveforyourmom]

Things customers have done in the six months ive worked as a takeout hostess for an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet:

Ordered "the sushi". Would not elaborate

Ordered "the chefs special roll." When told we had 30 of them, asked that they all be read out with ingredients over the phone so he could decide

Asked to make a takeout order. When asked what food they wanted, said "oh, I have to tell you what I want?" Answered affirmative. "Hmm. I guess I should have looked at a menu or something before calling. What do you serve?"

Tried to order spaghetti

Tried to order spare ribs

Tried to order hot wings

Walked in as a large party. When asked how many, they said "oh, we don't know if we'll eat in" and started questioning a waitress. Ignored all attempts to redirect to hostess/takeout staff until getting angry that they hadn't been sat yet

Came in with a full entree complaining that there "wasn't enough food." Elaborated and meant there were too many vegetables. Berated me for not being able to convince Wachovia to issue a refund by end of day on a Sunday

Complained that food was taking too long despite coming in 10 minutes earlier than quoted over the phone. When paying, held up the entire line because they had to activate the card they were using to pay