#this generation is the bastardtrait canon event

[bastardtrait]

oh what’s that? A TRIPLE crossover? would I dare to do something so maniacal? why in fact yes I will. Crow and Jayson are a spare couple from the 3rd generation of the Nova legacy, who did canonically live in san my soooo it’s kinda perfect.

transcript & slight sim spice under the cut:

Month 2, week 2 - The Crow's Perch Bar

CROW, from inside: You already know who he is…Iain Lucky! San My's latest crooner.

IAIN: (playing and singing) JAYSON: You got this, bud!

JAYSON: God, am I ever glad for Iain nights. CROW: (smirk) "Iain nights"? You mean Wednesdays, babe? JAYSON: No, I mean Iain nights, which are way better than Akira and Miko nights because those motherfuckers cannot sing. Iain, though? Baby Christ weeps. CROW: Someone's got a crush, eh? JAYSON: Well, it helps that he's a cutie, doesn't it?

Month 2, week 3

JAYSON: There's our favourite guy. Buy you a drink? IAIN: Sure, Jay, whatever you're having. CROW: He's having you, dear. (smirk) Or he'd like to, anyway. IAIN: Uh…aren't you guys married? JAYSON: Sure. And that's why we exclusively play together. But! Wow! Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves, husband mine…?

CROW: Iain…come here, bud. IAIN, distracted: …yeah.

JAYSON: Last chance to tap out. IAIN: No way… don't stop. JAYSON: Good boy.