#this got serious lol sowwy i was starting it trying to b funni

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i want to see you roast ur icon so dimitri lol

aaa bastard, this is revenge for saying I'd attack hubert and edel huh 😔

(post ts only cos um. jfc.)

he is way WAY taller than me so u know hed sometimes forget and put shit way too high for me to reach.

he gets a lil too depressed sometimes and idk how to help when ppl get like that I'll try obv but :(

also we both have disorganized schizophrenia (4 him, I know I have it. this is technically a hc for him tho despite overwhelming evidence) and I can't imagine our house would look nice. fuckin newspaper on the windows from me and a room full of broken shit in his. He's also a king like sir have u seen a clorox disinfecting wipes? a vacuum? and when I start hallucinating and talking about my delusions I dont need someone validating me dsyduu cos he 100% believes his

he would break stuff cos of his crest and I solely collect only delicate things and I'd b too poor to fix the remote or fan or whatever for the 100th time

my dog zisa likes men and be she'd end up picking him over me and my heart couldn't take it

last one cos it got long but I'd have to introduce everyone to him by saying 'this is my bf dimitri. don't ask abt his eye. and this is his bodyguard best friend dedue over there by the door' like dedue pls. its 2020 men can hold hands in public?