#this is a ‘don’t put james hook in hyrule’ psa

[flammelikeshookdust]

Great Fairy Zarina cause I’ve been spending a lot of time on TOTK since it came out.

Somehow, I feel like James would be even more miserable in this setting than in his own universe. There are pirates in TOTK but they’re all monsters, so his crew would just be him, Smee, and a bunch of bokoblins. He would go insane in less than two weeks, trying to manage them.

Also imagine him having beef with Link. At least with Peter Pan, the hatred is mutual. Link would just kick his ass cause it’s part of his job, but without feeling any specific way about it. That would break James, I think.

Anyway, he’s a bit uhhh… overwhelmed with the great fairy at first, but he gradually gets into it. He always finds excuses to go to Zarina’s fountain even when there are others that are much closer to him.