#this is about cmjf

[houseofpunk]

what if the pathetic losers with no swag kissed?

[selamat-linting]

there is something very yuri about wearing the skin of your personal hero even as it rots and disintegrates around you and the stink gets into your hair and seeps into your body forever and you know this will never be the real thing, this is just a corpse, a carcass you paraded for the whole world to watch and you have merged yourself with it clumsily in a fit of grief induced madness to become a farcical play of the love of your life. deep down you know you can never be your own hero. you are only human and humans cant bring dead men to life. but this is what you've done to yourself. entombed in a dead body, you are alive in every way except for the ones that matter. is it worth it?

[cosmoseinfeld]

[strickpage]

Wrestling really is just like "i hate my rival to the point where I'm not sure if I want to kill him or fuck him" and I think that's beautiful

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

And now I wanna be your dog And now I wanna be your dog And now I wanna be your dog

[bayleymania]

CM Punk + Cupcakes + All Out Media Scrum

MJF + Pickles + Revolution Media Scrum

[emeritusterzo]

happy they might or might not interact saturday for those who celebrate

[wrestlezon]

fanfiction premise: our protagonist adam cole finds himself in a power struggle/proxy war between these two having a "being friends with adam cole" competition, and cole plays along because its a little amusing to get either of them to play video games with him... until things escalate to the point where he realizes the two of them are actually way more deranged than he ever couldve imagined, but by then hes in too deep to escape the gravitational well of their proxy conflict on his own

[stupidmarkzone]

not me thinking about max trying to resist the siren song of punk in wwe, it would be so easy wouldn’t it to just abandon this sinking ship of a company and leave them all to their fate if it means to be with the best in the world again, all you have to do is jump

[pepsi-maxwell]

cmjf as in punk sees himself in max, but specifically the deep-seated self-hatred covered by a veneer of bravado and arrogance

cmjf as in punk coming out from the off completely confrontational because he has a masochistic need to see if max would actually, honestly, want to be around the real cm punk

cmjf as in max running and punk chasing post-nuke because HE can't handle losing whatever connection they have

cmjf as in max coming back for punk the title and keeping his memory alive by speaking his words in his absence, but punk still doesn't know how not to push, to see how far max will bend when he returns

[houseofpunk]

the narrative continues to be haunted during sex

[comediakaidanovsky]

you want it darker?

[coneboyy]

The dog collar match was still the best birthday present to this day.

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

[bayleymania]

June 27, 2011 / November 16, 2022

[selamat-linting]

okay i definitely need someone to tell me the messy glorious details on this.