#this is my favorite fake mash plot in my drafts btw frank and hawkeye SHOULD’VE allied against trapper it would’ve been funny

[hawkeyeslaughter]

fake mash plot — “ out with the old “

hawkeye and frank form a temporary alliance to sabotage trapper when he cleans himself up to win the affections of a snobbish nurse and unintentionally catches margaret’s eye in doing so ; radar befriends a kindly , roughened , older soldier in post - op that his fellow patients laugh at for sharing some of the same awkward traits as he .