#this is my gremlin-like omega brain evaluating how ideal any given attractive pixel man I see is for a real-life dating scenario | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

omegapheromone · 10 months

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Listen I don't normally post anything not safe for work/tumblr but I apparently just. Am having a really strong heat for seemingly no reason and basically my brain isn't working right and it's like... my own skin feels uncomfortable and my body is just. A mess really.

#listen if I had to pick one single guy from Star Rail my pick might surprise some people a bit #while Jing Yuan seems like he has it all I still can't tell if he'd treat me well enough #and Dan Heng has that mysterious emo boy aura... He'd probably forget I exist let's be real #so I pick Gepard. Gepard Landau #first of all he has an older sister who is really very cool and I would love to hang out with her too #second of all he's really kind and cares about people around him even when he's busy being a silvermane guard captain #third of all. hot #that's all thanks for coming to my ted talk #no but really he's on the path of preservation and everything. he's like... the definition of reliable safe and lovingly protective #I feel like stubbornness would be his only issue. and I think he probably has a spoiled side #but god almighty he's actually the perfect Alpha(tm) in every sense of the word. if you don't believe me play the game and you'll learn #if he wasn't an option I'd probably go for... hmmm. actually I don't know. there are many fine men in Star Rail #but few are anywhere near Gepard's level of Ideal Husband Material actually #and while the bad boys and powerful sexymen like Blade or Jing Yuan are attractive options #they'd hurt me either physically or emotionally. Gepard would take a hail of bullets for me I just know it #this is my gremlin-like omega brain evaluating how ideal any given attractive pixel man I see is for a real-life dating scenario #heat 🌡#gamietxt #let me be delulu in peace while im in heat ok. shut up

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