#this is my own Python slander

[yellojelly]

arent echoes archers already amazing?

So I’m actually incredibly archer biased and generally think they’re the best. Echoes really catered to me going ���hey do you want 50% crit chance on a 5 range attack” and I was in heaven. Killer bow Leon absolutely carried my game.

Python, however, never saw a strength level and couldn’t hit for shit and was me eternal disappointment. I tried. I tried but he failed me.

[ani-also-ashton]

Hulu’s taking off Kamisama Kiss soon so here’s me reacting to it X3 - Part 3

Season one, Episode Four

that hug always fricken gets me ToT

*the episode starts off with people freaking out over a harmless snake* *disapproving reptile enthusiast noises*

Nanami: “white snakes are said to be messengers of the gods, you guys are risking divine retribution.” You tell ‘em girl!!

my girl Nanami be both matchmaking and advocating for humane wildlife treatment *wipes tear*

I swear this episode is the reason Imma pay $400 someday for a BEL ball python XDDD

lmao I love the juxtaposition from Nanami simply wondering about her arm to “THE GOD IS   K I D N A P P E D”—-

and of course my boi be making a five star meal for best girl TwT

damn this is making me realize how attractive good cooking is—

and of course Tomoe goes straight from slandering Nanami to inspecting her arm—

Tomoe is all “pffst! You think I truly care for you outside my familiar duties, even in the sligh– what is that come here give me your arm I need to help you”—

bruh how does Tomoe know about the marital mark of snakes so well?? Is there something you aren’t telling us Tomoe—

oh snap and then he acting jealous mmhmm he know too well 'bout this—

I can’t tell if he’s more mad at the snake or at Nanami—

Tomoe all “I need to rescue Nanami or I’ll lose my reputation” mhmm there isn’t  a n y other reason you wanna keep her safe—

ahahah and now Tomoe’s all “it’s amazing how many dramatic scenarios you humans can create” after reading her manga, okay pot calling the kettle black–

teacher: “this is our transfer student, Tomoe Mikage” OMG HE USED IT AS HIS LAST NAME MY  H E A R T—-

*Nanami’s classmates crowding around Tomoe* OOP now she the jealous one—

NOT TOMOE RECITING THE NAMES OF  A L L  HER CLASSMATES—

NOT TOMOE CALLING NANAMI HIS 'MISTRESS" IN FRONT OF THEM——

ahh but such a wholesome studying scene after uwu

dammnn and then a sick burn on Mizuki from his own goddess ouch—

ok,,,,, and I mean this in the nicest way possible,,,,,, but those shrine spirits look like Kirishima—

DAWW AND THEY’RE JUST SO EXCITED TO MEET NANAMI TwT

*Nanami thinking of Tomoe’s promise to protect her* “……he lied” ASDUSDHSADHHFISUHDSKHFSHFKASFHKDK—

Nanami: Do you know Tomoe?

Mizuki: I’ve known him for a lot longer than you have…

👀  👀  👀

omfg I can FEEL Mizuki’s heart breaking when Nanami gently pushes him away—

I mean he was being invasive so I get it bUT STILL—

…okay nevermind he’s officially being a creep—

and AWWW SHIT,  THE BOI’S HERE—

mizuki’s face literally went D:

*inhale*

THE   H U U U U U U U U U U U G G G G G G G G G G G G

Tomoe: “you’re safe now, thank goodness…” Nanami, teary eyed: “…. you’re late"—

HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG—–

damn Tomoe be dealing with the same fox slandering from Zootopia wtf—

oh shit Tomoe be burning Mizuki both literally and figuratively—

WOAH JESUS CALM DOWN BOI—

aw damn a sad dramatic flashback U_U

OMFG THE TREE D:

Mizuki, smiling: “It’s the most precious thing I own because she loved it…” …..damn onions—-

AWWW AND NANAMI GENTLY TELLS TOMOE TO STOP,,, BEST GIRL—-

……and I have nothing else to say that last scene was a masterpeice and I loved it 💯💯💯

okay so I know I just said in the last post I didn’t know when I’d be able to keep these up …….. but I wanted to do just a couple more XDD This is probably gonna be the last one for now, but don’t be surprised if the next one pops up real soon. Tysm for reading!!! :)

(also this is a repost to fix some spelling mistakes lmao X3)

[rpmemestores]

Sentences from Elevate by DJ Khalil, Denzel Curry, YBN Cordae, Swavay, and Trevor Rich, for Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse: 

"Stepped out of my zone." 

"I had to get out all alone, and figure it out on my own, and I know what I really want now."

"I know what I really want now."

"Can't stop me, can't break me."

"What don't kill me, gon' make me." 

"Shoot for the stars."

"Now I see clear in HD."

"I gotta go hard." 

"I ain't got time to waste." 

"I gotta go high." 

"I gotta elevate."

"They wanna fight. I'm just gon' let 'em hate."

"You better choose a side."

"You gotta pick."

"You better do what's right or you gonna lose the fight."

"I'm a web-slinger to a gunslinger."

"This is my arena."

"I'm the black widow with a bad stinger, and I'll make you scream like a bad singer."

"I'm the black widow with a bad stinger."

"I'll make you scream like a bad singer."

"I'm everything that you wanna be plus more, since there's no heroes anymore."

"I'm everything that you wanna be plus more."

"There's no heroes anymore."

"Jump out the window, then put the mask on."

"Who the bad man that a man gotta bash on?"

"Hope we'll never link up."

"Blink and you will see us."

"Thumbprints 'bout to ink up."

"See me in the NYC."

"You can never swing by me."

"See me in the NYC, home of the B.I.G."

"They will slander me." 

"I just plan to be something powerful for my family."

"I just plan to be something powerful for my family, try to balance life and my sanity, show a different side of humanity."

"Try to balance life and sanity"

"Show a different side of humanity."

"You facing friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."

"I fight crime through the nighttime."

"When the light shine, I go python."

"I've fallen, on my last lifeline."

"How can I possibly act right?"

"I'm Robin Hood, I'm the Black Knight."

"I know you heard 'bout my last fight, 'cause I win, over and over again."

"I know you heard 'bout my last fight."

"I win, over and over again."

"Battling evil, I'm hoping to win."

"Fighting my demons, I'm nice for a reason."

"Enticed with the bleedin', I'm showing my sins."

"How can you expect me to stay sane? Protect me."

"How can you expect me to stay sane?"

"Protect me."

"I jump off this building to save these civilians."

"My strength and my honor is trusted by children."

"I'm ready and willing to fight all these villains."

"No chaos or killings, my style is so brilliant."

"Look, I ain't got no time to be hangin' around nobody tryna figure out if they good or evil."

"I'm fightin' the crimes, savin' your lives."

"One at a time, I'm killin' the rhymes."

"I do it for the people."

"My boy, you better choose a side."

"I may have lost the battle but I will not lose the war."

"I can promise you I will not lose this time."

"And I did it all independent, no really, all independent."

"Now we winnin', I got my homies cookin' up in the kitchen."

"Intuition, so we gon' have to win and come for some business."

"The world is mine and you gon' have to pay me attention."

"And I did everything that I did on my own."

"I'm a one-to-one for real, there can never be a clone."

"Better talk to me nice, better watch yo' tone."

"And I'm puttin' on for my home zone so I gotta go hard."

[truthandlove]

Prayer for Protection, Restoration and Vindication 4/3/2020

I encourage you to pray this out loud, with me and agree for your own life and the lives of those that you love and those that you encounter:

Father God, I turn TO You, as my true Father, my Good Father, my forever Father. I come to Your throne of Mercy and Grace by the identity You graciously bestowed upon me through faith in Your Begotten Son, Jesus the Christ.

I am needy and ask for your PROVISION (material, spiritual, financial, health, etc) and Your PROTECTION - from EVERY SINGLE THING set against my life, my walk, and my calling in Your Kingdom - both known and unknown. I rebuke and cut off: Jezebel, Python, all serpents/scorpians, all deceivers, abusers, fake friends, fake leaders, and everything that sets itself against intimately knowing YOU as my God. (2 Corinthians 10:4,5)

I pray this according to Your Word, including Your Word here: • Luke 10:19 -- “Behold, I have given you authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall injure you. Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you."

• John 10:10 -- The thief comes only in order to steal, kill, and destroy. I have come in order that you might have life--life in all its fullness.

In Jesus Name, according to Father's Will, I therefore take up the authority to rebuke all forces (physical, spiritual, known and unknown) attempting any manner of stealing, killing or destroying ANY aspect of my life/walk/calling. Be it physically/materially, property, career and finances, hearth and home, reputation slander, stealing joy, destroying hope, and all variations of attack, rebuffing and overcoming all attacks by the blessing, power, might, and victory that comes from YOU to me, by your lavish Grace, Father God.

I ask You to assign all spiritual resources to STOP all manner of attack, drain, stealing against any aspect of my body, soul and spirit, in Jesus' Name. To RETURN all that has been raided, stolen, squandered, hidden. I want my blessings BACK - in FULL. I do NOT consent to have my finances, my joy, my purpose ROBBED from me in any way whatsoever.

I ask You, Father, to help me and SEAL UP any breaches (any access points) that enemy is using or trying to use to work its will (steal, kill, destroy) in my life, and instead...

I being the FULL work and victory of Lord Jesus as my atonement Lamb, my High Priest, my Savior OVER AND AGAINST all attacks, confessing any areas I have cooperated with disobedience and given the enemy any supposed legal ground to harass me. I know it hates me because it hated Your Son. (John 15:18) But I ALSO know that Your Son achieved total victory over the worst Satan could dish out, through his perfect and total loving obedience to You, Father.

I TAKE UP my identity in Christ, and like Israel had to drive out the evil inhabitants of the bountiful Promised Land, I (1) dedicate all territory within me to YOU, I am Yours, I am Your territory and the Kingdom of God, and ONLY the Kingdom of God has legitimate authority to operate in my life, and (2) I DRIVE OUT by spiritual warfare, every evil inhabitant (human persecutors, thought patterns, evil desires, selfishness, ingratitude, loss of heart, lusts, etc..).

I REDEDICATE myself, my spiritual territory of body/soul/spirit to JESUS AS LORD. I bring the EVICTION NOTICE and the REPAIR of any/all spiritual breaches over and against ALL forces of darkness, regardless of what level, realm, or dimension, what waveform or scale they are trying to manifest their will against me as Your Child.

I rebuke all lack of joy, lack or rest, lack of peace, lack of love, lack of kindness, lack of patience, persistence and gratitude, in Jesus' Name. And I TAKE UP all fruit of the Spirit of God - (Galations 5:22-23) all the love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, meekness (power under control).

Not that I can force spiritual fruit in my life, but that I ALIGN with Jesus and choose to ABIDE in the Vine Life of Jesus (John 15), letting the Holy Spirit FULLY and FREELY flow in and through me. SETTING me straight. RESTORING all distortion. BLOWING OUT the dust of sin. I bring the Fruit of God's Holy Spirit as a weapon over and against all dark agendas, defeating them through the total and forever VICTORY of Jesus of Nazareth.

I ask for the destruction of all enemies in the spirit. Grent my victory in all areas of my life. Grant me vindication and restoration! According to Your Word in Psalm 18:40 -

"You have also given me the necks of my enemies, So that I destroyed those who hated me."

The enemy hates me and tries to steal my blessings, my joy, my purpose. But the CHRSIT IN ME is greater than the evil One who deceives this world.

1 John 4:4 NASB - "You are from God, little children, and have OVERCOME them; because greater is He who is in you (Jesus) than he who is in the world. (the devil)"

I pray again for all restoration, all blessings, all comfort, all protection, all provision, and all Grace to be MINE IN ABUNDANCE, not as some "prosperity gospel", but in accordance with your lavish love and GOOD PURPOSES for my life. My intimacy with You is my victory ("The nearness of God is my GOOD" - Psalm 73:28).

I put on all spiritual armor, (Ephesians 3) and I stand against the wiles of the devil, in Faith. My faith is in YOU - your good heart, your loving commands, your utter faithfulness!

Let the enemies of my life, walk and calling be consumed in Holy Fire, and let the bountiful pastures and peaceful streams of life bring RESTORTION IN FULL to every aspect of my life. I rebuke all fear and I purpose to sit at Your Table of abundance, even as my enemies look on, in defeat and helpless envy. I receive by faith YOUR CUP that overflows towards me. All of this according to you Word in Psalm 23 such that even the the valley of the shadow of death is powerless to stop me.

Even as the serpent seed struck out at your heel, only for your foot to crush its head, (Genesis 3:15) so likewise, rescue me from the Evil One and crush all manifestations and agendas of the Serpent in my life!

I thank You, Father, Son and Spirit. I receive You. I ask for holy love with which to love you back, all the more. You are true, pure, good, and all I ever needed. Thank you and manifest this victory, cleansing, vindication and restoration throughout my entire being, every arena of life. Make my your life, your witness, your hands, and your feet that I may glorify You (by reflecting You as a mature Son of God in Your Image) and be a BEACHHEAD and FOUNTAIN of your Kingdom, even inside enemy territory, reclaiming that territory for Your righteous Kingdom.

You Yourself ARE my overcoming. Fill my life with Your Fire, Your Will, Your Power, and Your victorious love! All my love, Amen in Jesus' Name.

[holyspiritskid-blog]

Mental health awareness

Once, the monsters were under my bed. Now they reside in my head, and there isn't enough monster spray to make them go away! These monsters play a game of tag inside the battlefield that is my brain. They taunt and prattle at me, in confusing and loud voices, agitating me. Inwardly I'm am slain, I am ever mentally exhausted, and the over flow gushes into my physical body and into my Spirit. For I am caught between each monsters python like grip, each with there own version of plastering me. It as if I am their play thing, and they are fighting as to has rights to me in each moment. Let your imagination take flight as I described these mental monsters to you; Agoraphobia, you confine me with your dark green ugly poison filled talons. You turn my naturally extroverted tendencies, into a broken and shy, hollow version of myself. There is much fun I have missed out on because you keep me bound from groups of ten or more, that require more social interaction, or to much stimulation. Speaking of social interactions; my Agoraphobia will often with talons still dug in, throw me to my Social Anxiety. This monstrosity causes my brain to become completely blank, during the simplest of causal conversation. Social anxiety is like a horrible high school nightmare. One in which a test is given, that is handed to you blank. A test that you haven't been given notes to study for. And like that blank white test or, a fill in the blanks test, my mind often forgets social norms and even names. It can cause me to not know what to say; or when not to say something. That is Social Anxiety's profession in my brain. Furthermore; whilst Agoraphobia and Social Anxiety play tug of war within my mental frontier another mental monster takes shape. Let me explain him to you; Generalized Anxiety, he stands malevolently hunched over in a murky corner, with him you can only make out the shadow out line of what he looks like. He likes to look at me with eyes that are green in color and his pupils are red; with a menacing glare and flashing white fangs. He curls up like a viper, ready to strike at any moment. All these anxieties often play with me but only I can see. Then there is by far the second worst monster of all. Persistent Depressive Disorder is his name. This evil watchmen never truly sleeps. He comes in like a tidal wave, then like a calm steady stream, regardless of how he comes, he hits continuously like the waves of the ocean. He slowly beats me down, wearing my resolve. When my resolve is gone and I'm left in pain, often my recourse is to cut my flesh. As if the pain would subside in my mind from the outward affliction. Often his tidal waves of depression, send me to the costal shores of Insomnia. Insomnia you son of Satan, you manic slander of tall tales! You by far are the worst to me, because you work along side my Panic Disorder, and my many vast anxieties, morphing into some inexplicable horror. You are far worse then any nightmare I have ever had. You are far worse then an over grown Black Widow. Which upon biting you poisons you from sleep. He works by spinning his wicked webs of how things should have gone; or how things will go. You cause the analytical part of my brain to go into hyper drive, you cause me to break down every possible scenario. You taunt me with imaginary conversations, that avoid any truth or sensibility, with things that may never happen!

[lucyariablog]

7 Witty Ways to Respond to Negative Feedback on Your Content

Seven years ago, as a naive content marketer with more enthusiasm on my resume than actual experience, something transpired that bugged me for years. I was working as a freelance blogger, paying my way through college. A typical morning involved writing, publishing, and scheduling social media content and blog posts for clients. My weekend had been relaxing and my Monday morning coffee was just about perfect.

Then it happened. Someone said they hated my blog post. What was even worse? They said I couldn’t write worth a lick.

I was stunned. Shocked. Discouraged.

It surprised me so much that I couldn’t even formulate a response.

Today I wouldn’t think of ignoring negative feedback. Responding to negative feedback is one of the best ways to showcase your brand’s personality. All you need is a little creativity, honesty, and a solid grasp of the facts. It’s known as wit – the ability to think quickly, often associated with humor.

Responding to negative feedback is a great way to showcase your brand’s personality, says @BArailrunner. Click To Tweet

Here are seven tips I use when responding to negative feedback that enable me to strengthen the audience relationship and show off the brand’s fun, professional personality.

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1. Play it cool

Every time I read a negative comment, bad review, or insulting remark I take a long, deep breath and read it again.

The temptation is to reply immediately to counter all the horrible things being publicly posted. Responding in the heat of the moment always makes things worse.

Take the time to consider your reply and don’t jump to conclusions. First, consider the context of the complaint and then formulate a response.

If you’re good at humorous writing (or have a co-worker who is) use that to your advantage. Responding with authentic humor is one of the best ways to defuse a tense situation. In the same way that a smile relieves tension in face-to-face encounters, tasteful humor can turn a bad situation into a great one.

Respond to a negative comment w/ authentic humor to defuse a tense situation, says @BArailrunner. #socialmedia Click To Tweet

That’s exactly what Sainsbury’s did when it turned a customer’s clever but frustrated tweet into a viral brand win.

2. Understand your responsibility

It’s easy to think your first responsibility in responding is damage control that appeases the commenter. While you absolutely need to resolve the situation, your first responsibility is to your audience and your brand.

Let me clarify. Your target audience only includes people with the potential to turn into paying customers and brand advocates. In other words, focus on people who could become qualified sales leads.

If the commenter isn’t part of your target market, don’t go overboard to appease him or her. Instead, address the issue and showcase your brand’s personality.

If negative commenter isn’t in your target market, don’t go overboard to appease them, says @BArailrunner. Click To Tweet

Everlane registered a win after sharing a classy but funny response to a brutal customer complaint on Instagram.

3. Generic doesn’t cut it

Never reply with a general statement. That’s a recipe for frustration. Your response needs to be customized to address the concern.

You can always tell when someone is using a copy-and-paste response rather than writing a personal message. Needless to say, this infuriates people.

Remember what happened in 2013 when Bank of America used a bot to generate automatic Twitter responses?

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4. Identify hopeless interactions

There are three types of brand haters you’re bound to encounter if you create and share content online:

Trolls – People who enjoy stirring up trouble by trying to provoke irrational or emotional responses

Goblins – People who get offended at your brand and lash out on a personal level

Hobgoblins – The dangerous hybrid – people who troll your brand nonstop and use a smattering of highly offensive language while making everything personal

Rarely will you be able to reason with any one of these three aggressors. If that’s the case, see if you can (1) hide or delete their feedback or (2) sharpen your wit and create a moment your ideal audience will enjoy … just like Wendy’s did.

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5. Respond kindly, not in kind

It’s not always clear why negative feedback occurs or what the real issue is. When this is the case, your best approach is to make sure you understand the spirit in which the original message was intended. Was it hostile, confused, humorous, or frustrated? Once you think you understand how the message was intended, you can craft an appropriate response.

In 2013, Tesco responded to a Twitter user that tagged its account in a joke about a friend’s mobile voicemail. While Tesco’s response might seem rude or insensitive to some, it ultimately resulted in a playful exchange that promoted a positive brand perception. All because Tesco considered the intent of the message.

6. Transform the conversation

Turn a negative into a positive by changing the narrative and owning the experience. You don’t always have to say “sorry,” ban an offensive comment, or write a lengthy response. Sometimes you just need to own it and unapologetically laugh about it with your audience. Be true to your brand’s personality.

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7. Block or ban (in rare circumstances)

Banning someone or hiding a comment should be a last resort. Try your best to reach a peaceful resolution in a way that preserves brand integrity and addresses legitimate concerns.

However, if a particularly obnoxious, slanderous, or outright offensive person publicly attacks your brand, it’s OK to ban them. Here are three steps I follow:

Hide or delete derogatory language and offensive terminology.

Respond to the original poster by asking them to privately message your brand to resolve the situation.

Ban the poster if they ignore you and continue posting offensive comments.

TIP: Ensure that your steps to dealing with offensive language are known to your audience by publishing them in your guidelines. It’s helpful to post those before a potential issue arises to avoid looking reactionary.

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Prevention is the best medicine

It’s always best to anticipate problems and address potential concerns before your content goes live.

For example, Facebook allows you to ban offensive words in posts to your page: 1) Go to “Settings” at the top right of page:

2) Select “Page Moderation”:

3) Enter the words to ban from your page and click “Save Changes”:

It’s as simple as that.

Avoiding unfavorable criticism is impossible if you consistently publish and share content over an extended period. However, you can minimize the damage with a witty reply that both satisfies the commenter and enhances brand perception.

If you ever see that comment that stuns, shocks, or discourages you (or your brand), just remember these three tidbits:

Negative feedback is better than content obscurity.

The goal of every interaction is to improve brand credibility and perception.

Always stay true to your brand’s personality.

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