#this is what happens when you have cowards instead of gangstas in the writers room

[half-oz-eddie]

Idk man I think a fuckin portal should've opened up at Tina's party that would've been lit

Billy and Steve would've been heroes that night.

Tina should have gotten the chance to stomp one out crying about how her parents were gonna kill her because monsters destroyed her house.

Nancy could've pulled a revolver out of her purse and kilt guy pulls a glock out of his kilt and they're back to back shooting shit

Like 20 people get killed because we need something juicy for the headlines

Billy has to save Tommy and then Tommy saves Steve so they're friends again I guess

Anyways they manage to get people away from the house and Billy finds Max, demanding she gets in the fucking car