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#this technically counts for the prompt if im talking ab a game map
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Day 5: Map
Merasmus is a prime target for scammers. One Halloween he dragged the mercs to this 'haunted house' in some suburban so he can gain enough souls/blood/whatever to open a portal to hell or some crap, only to find out that the HOA in the area tricked him into buying it so they wouldn't have to deal with squatters.
Like all you have to do is say the words 'ancient', 'haunted', and 'magic', and he'll already be phoning the closest crime group for money. This wizard will never learn.
I want a scream fortress map in the game where everything is just completely normal and Merasmus is in the back talking about how something will happen at anything moment, while also phoning the person who sold him the land
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