#this was my first time drawing Uzi and Thad lol

[snowfallenapocalypse]

A belated happy holidays from these three fools <3

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Alright, we've had Nuzi headcanons. We've now had Vuzi headcanons... Let's heart it, you're Violent Biting Biscuits headcanons, N x Uzi x V... Or if you'd rather complete the set, eNVy headcanons. I am curious of both. (Your headcannons are just super cute)

Holy hecc, I'm so sorry for answering these asks so late but i'm gonna be honest- I just never think anyone likes my writings or ever reads them XD

okay then lets see- my ViolentBitingBiscuits headcanons- i will put eNVy for the next ask because someone else asked for it too and they wont all fit here lol.

My NUziV headcanons ovo<3 :

[once again these are only the drone versions, the human versions aren't involved / also i may add some 🔞🔞🔞 ones this time lol >:3 also uhhh apologies in advance but this one is long as all hell so....um]

K we know the drill, they are all together- hopefully in the future- even if any of them dies i'm gonna pretend i do not see 🙄 deadass gonna treat this like the jjba fandom- my faves are ALIVE AND WELL SHUT UP ARAKI-

Okay so there's some things that we have already mentioned in the previous headcanons- ill try to not repeat them unless they are necessary but ill also try to treat this as its own post and lightly repeat them real quick too-

N and V started out fighting over Uzi, and Uzi obviously was mostly into N at first- but after a while i guess Vs advances got to her- especially since she was- in a way- so desperate for attention/affection, so it felt a little overwhelming to her but in a good way. they very obviously flirted with her which got them silently treating it as a challenge- and Uzi being Uzi obviously loved the attention she got out of it- opting to let this just... kinda continue lmao. she didn't expect to let it go far enough for her to end up with both of them but here we are XD

We slightly touched this topic before about V but to reiterate- all of them have different levels of trauma that they all deal with and currently V has gone through the worst of it, both having to endure Cyn's torture in her mindspace and also having to watch N get slaughtered in front of her and possibly even having a hand in it. She fears losing people that mean to her so she became avoidant with a difficult personality to guard whatever's left of her. It took a really long time for her to decide to be with the two and to protect them and not run away from her feelings for anyone or anything. but some days its still difficult for her so sometimes N and Uzi have to literally trap her into a wrestling cuddle pile or something to get her to just... exist, without feeling like the whole universe is weighing her down. N and Uzi want her to know they are there to protect HER from those inner demons too.

sometimes the cuddle piles end up with N and V once again trying to get Uzi's attention lmao which ends up with them being a little too horny on main- whoops :) - everything starts with a little nibble here, a small bite there - maybe some pillow fights and climbing over eachother or holding one another down in different positions- aaaand then they wake up a few hours later with Uzi having regrets cuz these two are horny as f-

ANYWAY- N is probably the most patient of the 3, and although he usually never breaks up fights because he trusts the other two to handle their own problems without him needing to mom them, sometimes Uzi and V go a lil too far and he gets very tired of dealing with this kind of behavior. he never blows up at them- but he usually goes away to take a breather- sometimes hanging out with Thad or the other drones- and during this time Uzi and V kinda feel bad- but then they would think of stuff like maybe planning dates or getting food for him, draw stuff on cards and etc- or go around trying to find gifts to make him happy<3 sometimes they might add some extra kisses and unwinding sessions in the end as an extra treat :p N always forgives them obviously, he just needs some guys night out every once in a while or something lmao-

Getting close to Uzi became an excuse for N and V to get closer to eachother too. ironically, it first started with them bantering about who is better at what- but then it turned into unironically flirting and teasing eachother- but after a while they realized their relationship isn't going to ever be the same as what it was back in their old days but its also something completely new, so they become more willing to accept one another and explore their newer dynamic.

they all love being coddled and pampered every now and then. Uzi and V may not outright admit it- but they really do too. so they take turns with who they put in the middle of receiving affection :p

N and V are VERYYYYYY over protective of Uzi. to the point that they wouldn't even let the doctor [for tech repair obviously] check Uzi or touch her in any way when she had a small virus case lol. Khan had to pay the poor doctor extra for that.... deciding to leave his daughter in her room in a cuddle pile of two murderous demons that have glowing cat eyes every time he comes in the room smh.

V and N really like cuddling Uzi and sticking their hands under her clothes. or sometimes just flat out sleeping or cuddling naked. its less of a sexual thing and more so to do with the fact that the two MD's have higher body temperature and a less efficiant body for cooling- since they have a more compact torso and a lot less oil and coolant fluids going through them [since they need to consume it continuously] and having a bunch of working nanobots and nanites shoved into them to turn into weapons/wings/etc- and Uzi- although having the AS- is still very much less in need of cooling due to still having a more efficient body design for a "exoplanetary worker unit", with a still functioning cooling system inside that doesn't necessarily need extra oil to make it work unless under stressful conditions.... even if she probably does have worms and fleshy tentacles inside her now lmao. But either way Uzi's body is still a lot colder than the others so she's usually shared in the middle and at this point Uzi cant even be embarrassed when they slide their hands under her clothes and grab her wherever smh..... although V also does it as a semi possessive thing so there's that pfft. she was especially handsy after that doctor left XDDD.

Yes Uzi has very much in fact ended up at the medical/tech repair unit multiple times because N and V have sometimes ended up being a bit too much for her to handle- and the doctor [a character yall shall meet later] has absolutely had it. She had to literally sit the 3 down, explain to them their body differences via scans and the damages they may cause Uzi and it was basically the robot version of having "the talk" with your child- and Uzi wanted to die there and then.

Uzi sometimes just tells the two to drink blood from her- the first time they wanted to share oil they were scared about accidentally causing Uzi to overheat- but after a few times of trying it, they continued doing it more frequently either by kissing and regurgitating or taking turns to bite Uzi or vice versa. N and V typically don't use one another's oil because they already have high usage as it is, it wouldn't be efficient. admittedly N and V always have concerns when it came to biting Uzi- but somehow they found out Uzi actually enjoys it a little when they do it and well...they get ideas lmao- they just make sure to lick her indents clean with their regenerative saliva to make the AS work as little as possible on Uzi's body.

N really enjoys seeing his partners smooch..... for study purposes ofc lmao- actually he uses his visor to take pictures sometimes- let the man be a little horny in peace smh. and don't worry Uzi and V know all this- they just wanna tease him a little bit :p

Uzi and N usually chit chat while they are in the bed until they fall asleep- but V prefers to just hug Uzi on the side listening to them while they talk until she falls asleep too

they love going around in human based areas with shops and stuff to find books to read together or any other fun human stuff they can find- maybe table top games? lol- V goes for the sports stuff. she kinda wanna try hitting something with a bat...

[okayyyy so tumblr doesn't let me write any more XD i def have more ideas but oh well. also ill save the eNVy for another ask that i have in my inbox so you'll get that soon too :p]

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A FEW MORE DETAILS for the Strip Club AU (before I do the Origin Thing)

Soooo I just thought of some important details that have to do with the Strip Club AU, so my origin thing will be in my next submission.

Since I have nothing else to say, let’s dive right in!

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For some reason, in my previous submission I said “Uzi encompasses her desire for endless sex as well as her submission kink.” when I MEANT to say, “Rae encompasses Uzi’s desire for endless sex as well as her submission kink.” Just wanted to correct that little detail first

Good for clarifying that.

The Silver Strip is split into two parts. The first part is the entrance, which doesn’t include anything overly sexual as to not traumatize any children who wander in during the day out of curiosity. The second part is the club itself, which has a strip area above ground, and a brothel below

V, N and J have known each other since childhood. V and N were always the closest, and dated even before they joined the Strip, while J was content to just be the Mom Friend everyone came to when they wanted to get something off their chest, even though she had a wide array of issues herself that she didn’t talk about for a long time. At least, until S showed up in her life

Aw, Mom Friend J is one I haven't seen before. It does make sense, though, in a way.

The Silver Strip has the vibe of a giant rave. Neon lighting everywhere including the stages and poles, loud music, and small crowds dancing to the music. In the brothel portion, the dancing can sometimes get a bit more…physical, if ya know what I mean ;)

Every five years, around New Year’s Eve, the Silver Strip holds something called the Club’s Climax. To put it in its simplest terms, which is its only terms, the Club’s Climax is a giant orgy among the dancers and brothel staff, and even the bar staff should they choose to participate. It also means one lucky (or unlucky) staff member is chosen to be at the center of the affections. It isn’t mandatory of course, and staff can choose not to join in, but most of the staff chooses to cuz, like I said in a previous submission, they’re horny robots. And considering how many drones work the in strip, it’s a very, very pleasurable experience for everyone involved

With that said, Uzi once got chosen to be at the center of the Club’s Climax once. The pleasure was so extreme that she passed out a few times and, very almost, blue screened. And she considers it the best night of her fucking life

GOD THIS IS SO NSFW

Have you seen the fics I write? Lol.

Thad and Uzi aren’t in a relationship, though they do have some feelings for each other. Nothing too serious, really

Most dancers in the Silver Strip use neon paint on their body that glows in the dark. Uzi V and N are three of these dancers. It’s nothing too over the top, just a bunch of painted lines over their bodies

That would honestly look really cool. Might try and draw that later.

J acts as Vera’s errand girl when she’s not working the bar. Sometimes she’ll help smuggle guns to the more dangerous parts of Haven, other times she’ll help with protection. But most of the time, if she’s out of the club, it most likely means she’s sending a message to a gang that fucked up

The center of The Alleys has two settings. In the night, it’s a giant party where people dance till dawn, and these parties can get so extreme, that some groups of people start fucking in public. During the day however, it’s quiet, as everyone is asleep by then. It could even be called peaceful

The Silver Strip has a secretary at the front desk named Caroline. She’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet, and also the most sassy. She takes calls, does the paperwork, works during the day and makes sure Maia doesn’t wander into the main club to protect her innocence

Oh yeah, Maia’s here too, by the way. Sometimes Uzi N and V, and sometimes even J and S, visit her Thad at their home. She is blissfully unaware of what their jobs actually are and sometimes goes to The Alleys without Thad’s permission during the day. She’s tried to sneak into the Silver Strip twice out of curiosity, but to no avail. She’ll get in there someday front desk lady!

Maia would be so confused over why, though. She knows what sex, or at least the pleasure programming, is from her mom's books. But she doesn't have any in depth knowledge of it beyond the technical aspects. So she's used that as an argument, but Caroline's still called Thad to come get her.

The center of The Alleys, at night, is basically a giant party, with everyone dancing to loud music, and gets so extreme, that some people fuck in public. It’s not like that during the day, though, as most people are asleep during the day. It can even be called peaceful.

The Silver Strip has a secret warehouse connected to the lowest part of the brothel that contains medical kits, bombs, molotovs, and any type of firearm that can think of. It serves as the armory for Vera and the rest of her gang

Nice, weapons. Would Uzi's rail-gun be in there, or does that not exist in this AU?

Haven is full of gangs. Big and small, strong and weak, old and new. Some are smart and cunning, while others are reckless and go for the kill. But they all share one rule: Do not fuck with Vera. Cuz she’ll fuck with you in turn. And you don’t want Vera to fuck with you. Vera has…a reputation, to say the least.

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And now, with this submission out of the way, I can finally begin working on the origin thing!

Stay tuned!

Can't wait for that!