#this would very much be a 'techno & co are the unhinged ones until they're REALLY not' moment

[simplepotatofarmer]

holiday gift giving in the aac au would be wild.

techno would jokingly give michael underscore beloved a weapon and then be like 'nah that's crazy who would ever give a baby a weapon?? here's your real present lil' spud' as dream slowly pushes his present under the nearest chair because he got michael a fully enchanted netherite axe because 'you never know!' and ranboo just gives a very weak, questionably charitable, 'well, it's true, i guess you do never know' while phil and niki look on in horror.