#those guys had like opium and mercury as a slap-on cure
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People liked the Golden Guard memes so you know what. I have an addiction to making memes. I made more
I know they all adored Flapjack. I also know they are giving him lots of treats and pets in the ghost realm I’ve decided
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#the owl house#toh#toh memes#memes#golden guards#previous golden guards#caleb wittebane#philip wittebane#belos#emperor belos#ghost caleb wittebane#flapjack#drabble post#also 'the living guard' is a previous guard who was alive#he is not anymore. teleportation is annoying sometimes <3#morally in modern times caleb would oppose drgs and be like an embodiment of DARE programs#however hes from the 17th century and in those times they practiced bloodletting#those guys had like opium and mercury as a slap-on cure#you could hand caleb LSD and he'd take it just to see what would happen#he opposes drus now because he fears he'll spontaneously see shapes and colors again by touching it#except for special occasions where a guard will just silent offer him weed and he proceeds to take the biggest drag you ever did see#its one of those days yk#i didnt mean to make this whole thing about caleb doing ghost drugs uh
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