#tibo wot babbling

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Moiraine: We call that a traumatic event.

Moiraine, turning to Rand: Not a “bro moment!”

Moiraine, turning to Egwene: Not a “major L”

Moiraine, turning to Mat: And not an “oof Imao”

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Moiraine: Do you have a crush on Nynaeve?

Lan: The only crush I have is the crushing weight of my existence

Moiraine:…

Lan:…And Nynaeve

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Moiraine and Siuan: *hot sexy times*

Leane, banging her staff outside Siuan’s room: SHE COMES! SHE COMES!

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Moiraine: adopt some children,They said.

*from the other room*

Egwene: IT'S SPREADING

Rand: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Perrin: Now let's stay calm and not panic-

Mat: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI FLAME THROWER! !

Egwene: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Mat: *demonic screeching*

Moiraine, camera zooming in on her face: it'll be fun they said

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Thom: i really like this whole ʻgood guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Mat: it's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and-

Mat: *points to Rand who is petting a stray cat* Rand isn't.

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Lan: I need you to calm down so you don’t kill me, ok? I have a girlfriend.

Logain: You think I care about that?

Moiraine: Oh, no, this isn't a plea for mercy, It's a warning.

Logain: Wha-

Nynaeve: *kicking down the door* ARE YOU

READY TO DIE?!

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Out of all the Forsaken, Moghedien’s diary would be the most fun to read.

There will be like 5 pages, filled front and back of all the ways Moghedien want to torture Nynaeve with once she’s under her control. Then 3 or 4 pages later there will be a doodle of an M and an N inside of a heart with an arrow going through it.

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Rand: can you pass me the salt?

Moiraine: sure

Rand: Thanks, Mom

Everyone: *staring at Rand*

Rand: Why is everyone staring at me?

Egwene: You just called Moiraine mom; you said thanks, mom.

Rand: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, Moiraine.

Moiraine: Do you see me as a mother figure, Rand?

Rand: No! if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me!

Lan: Hey! You show your mom some respect!

Rand: I didn't call her mom!

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I don’t care if she was manipulating Nynaeve here, show Moiraine is way nicer than books Moiraine 🥺

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Nynaeve: I found two kittens. I'm gonna

name them after Liandrin and Moiraine

Lan: That's. ..Actually nice

Nynaeve: They're named Tasteless and

Little Bitch

Lan: There it is-

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The only right way to do this:

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[The first time Lan lost Moiraine in the crowd]

Lan: Has anyone seen my Aes Sedai?

Lan: dark hair, gorgeous blue eyes,

usually wears a blue coat. Clearly gay but she hadn’t admit it yet-

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Graendal: What's wrong with you?

Moghedien: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Brigitte: Last night I found out Moghedien is a sleep talker.

Elayne: Oh, really?

Brigitte: «The mitochondria is the

powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My.

Ear. At 3am.

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Police: You're under arrest for trying

to carry six people on a horse.

Moiraine: Wait, what do you mean SIX?

Police: Yes…six.

Moiraine: Oh…OHHHH

Nynaeve: BY THE LIGHT!

Lan: *sigh*

Mat: *laughing*

Perrin: *face-palming*

Police: is everything alright?

Egwene, holding back laughter: Rand fell off-

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Nynaeve, shouting: This is it! This is

the last straw!

Elayne: Wait, we're out of straws?

Mat: No, I thought I saw some in the kitchen.

Egwene: You actually use straws?

Mat: No, not usually, but Olver likes

them, so if I'm out, I'll pick some up.

Perrin: Well, don't get paper straws.

Egwene: Oh, they make metal straws now! We can grab some of those!

Aviendha: What's wrong with plain plastic straws?

Rand: The turtles, Aviendha.

Aviendha: Turtles don't use straws.

Rand: I know, that's not what I'm--

Elayne: All right, all right, well,

first things first, let's just find out

if we even need more straws. Okay?

Min: Well, Nynaeve said she used the

last straw.

Mat: Maybe she was lying.

Min: Come on, Mat, be serious. She’s an Aes Sedai, she can’t lie, can’t she?

Mat: Ask her yourself. She's climbing

out the window right now.

Lan: *trying to keep Nynaeve from throwing herself out of the window*