#timelocker

[parricider]

kneeing him in the crotch

" ain't my fault yer as flat as your brain is small - "

*ring loss sound efect *

YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

@timelocker said: "ew"

"Hey, not my fault I'm all you seem to think about."

[endlessp0ssibilities]

@timelocker replied:

HEY GIRLIE??? THATS MY JOB

"You've been replaced."

[cxffeeshxp]

@timelocker

you wanna a taste of this too?

{{ L }} " Won't be tastin' much. I ain't him. "

[sonicprim3d]

" Wait, the green copycat's supposed to be a monarch? And he's unloved by the people he's supposed to rule for it? Hm... "

" Interesting. "

[aetherceuse]

Four.

[skyfcx]

     What in the— what is that noise!? He can hear it over the sound of him sawing metal in half for a project! For crying out loud, it's gotta be one heck of a racket if it could beat the fox out of his focus—

     Oh. Oh, yeah, that uh... That made a whole lot of sense, actually. Gosh, one of'ems gotta drop sooner than later, right? Talk about when an unmovable object is met with an unstoppable force...

[fstbmp-a]

Oh my Gaia, she really is stupid...

[falsementor]

" I don't know whether to be offended or to laugh. Maybe both. "

[coeurlxss]

he's about to go full eggman mode. specifically the movie version.

[parricider]

❝ you think we'll ever get home ? ❞

´ ･ . ✶ ━━ ⧼ ♛ ⧽ THE SKULL - CRACKING GAME OF ‘ pin the blame tail on the one who booked us the M.I.A without a trace tickets to a life of interdimensional marooners & . got us warp wrecked & . fucking fucked over ‘ THAT ONCE TOOK PLACE HERE BETWEEN MOEBIUS’ TWO HARDEST OF HARDHEADS THAT WAS PUT ON A head - bashing ceasefire ON THIS VERY SAME BEACH ; A PACT THAT WAS MICKEY-MOUSED AS HELL & . SEALED WITH A SLAPDASHED SPIT SHAKE STILL RANG IN SCOURGE’S EARS… almost flattened them in GUILT. the echo of its meandering death knell that never quite dies     ( the painful, echoing screams of a hero, who was just a scared child like the rest of us, ‘ NO ONE is going to come save us, because YOU made sure of it !! ‘-- throat raw & . bleeding by the time she finally stopped  )     ⸻ YOUR FAULT, YOUR FAULT, YOUR FAULT only became fucking cacophonous when they had somehow looped back around & . returned here of all places after nearly a year .

´ ･ . ✶ ━━ ⧼ ♛ ⧽  it was grating enough to drown out the gentle waves of the shore ahead of him … ahead of them, he thinks, a little absent-mindedly as azure eyes shift to fix the other with a sidelong stare… eyes bleary with sudden inebriation after his phantom seasickness had resurfaced    (  like a fucking DETHRONED TYRANT THAT HAD BEEN LOBOTIMIZED , brain & . mind  stomped out into pathetic mush by the victory march of an entire planet, as they laugh in his face once it’s been dusted in dirt   )      … he knew he deserved to wallow in such a self-iduced affliction, & . that the one who crouched beside him in the sand, the collateral wallower, didn’t deserve any of this.

NO ONE WAS GOING TO COME SAVE THEM. BECAUSE HE MADE SURE OF IT.

´ ･ . ✶ ━━ ⧼ ♛ ⧽ it was once a LIFE-SENTENCED EXILE PLAN for the leader of the resilience after all… 

❝ i don’t know. i⸻ really don’t… fuckin’ know, ras. ❞

[fastfists]

@timelocker {✧}

is that not the case; your cabbage patch is weird anyways

"...sure, cabbage patch. Leave it at t'at."

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

@timelocker said: havin' whatever ass in your cranium makin' a good fart o a good day doesn't make it a brain, shitface

"You wouldn't know a brain if one started leakin' out of your nose, assbreath."

[voxfuturi]

"It's probably the coolest thing EVER, and I don't know what you have against skulls and flames!"

"Some of us might consider that pretty -heheh- 'Metal!' you know? If I didn't sleep in a pod, I'd want that on MY bed."

@voxfuturi replied:

It IS pretty cool...

❝ SHUT UP ! WHO SAYS THAT ! who even SAYS that ! only someone SUPER FUCKING LAME would THINK that !! ❞

[cxffeeshxp]

@timelocker

BARKS IN HER FACE

{{ L }} "Ha, think you can provoke me like that? WELL YOU RIGHT, BITCH! "

BARKS BACK.

" Ugh, I could be hanging out with Tails right now. '

[sonicprim3d]

timelocker replied: yeah mr kintobor :) i trust you because you're my good friend dr kintobor

" I have no clue what you just- "

Oh, and based on what this cat's saying, there's apparently a version of him in that world too. One that's considered trustworthy.

Even better.

" Indeed I am! Why thank you for continuing to trust me and my insight my dearest friend! And I promise you, using what I've learned here today... That menace will be removed from power in due time. "