#timewasters 2017

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𝐰𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 | 𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡 (𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: at ralph’s birthday party, you feel the need to apologize for what you’ve done.ralph, meanwhile, has a question to ask you. 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: ralph (timewasters, 2017) x fem!reader 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none! cuteness with ralph, maybe kissing? if that’s a warning? 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: this is so short i’m sorry but it’s fine (also the surname penbury is courtesy of @mypoisonedvine hehe thanks jd <;3)

“Don’t you think you’re a little mean to Ralph sometimes?” you asked, looking down into your glass of champagne. The party was raging all around you, the jazz quartet having moved into some slower songs after the fun of their first song, and Victoria had dragged you to sit and gossip about the “drippy” musician that she planned on asking to dance. 

Of course, this wasn’t the first time you had ever posed the question to Victoria. You had known Lady Victoria Penbury since you were in nappies together, and you had known Lord Ralph for just as long— Ralph had a habit of trailing after his twin like a lost puppy, and, while Victoria had always treated her brother as a brother, teasing him and all, since moving into adulthood, her teasing had become more than that. 

“What do you mean?” Victoria asked, her pencil-thin eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “He’s Ralph.” 

“That doesn’t mean anything,” you said. “You talk over him all the time, you dismiss him constantly; he doesn’t deserve that.” 

“And since when do you care?” Victoria asked. “You’ve done it too.” 

“I used to,” you corrected her. “And I feel bad about it. But he’s your brother, you should treat him better.” 

“Why do you suddenly care about how I talk to Ralph?” Victoria asked.

“Because it’s his birthday too,” you said, gesturing across the room to him. “And he’s sitting all alone over there.” 

“If you’re so concerned about him, you go over to him,” Victoria told you, lifting her nose up. “Go apologize for the way we’ve treated him.” 

“I was never as bad as you,” you said, gritting your teeth. “At least I act like I actually care about Ralph.” 

With that, you got up from the table, gathering your purse in your hand, and you scowled once more at Victoria before taking yourself across the room to where Ralph sat all alone, nursing a glass of champagne. He looked pitiful, although Ralph often looked pitiful, his big eyes wet and owlish and his shoulders slunk in on himself. You knew that Ralph had the capacity to be lively, and seeing him look so forlorn only tugged on your heartstrings. 

“Hi,” you said gently, and he looked at you with his doe eyes. God, he really was gorgeous, especially in the multicolored suit jacket that he wore. His hair was slicked back, small fashionable waves sculpted, and you watched his entire demeanor change at the sight of you. 

Ralph straightened up, a smile breaking on his face, and he cheered your name. “How are you?” he asked, and he gestured at the empty chair next to him for you to sit. The beads on your dress lightly clacked as you sat, and Ralph looked like he couldn’t wipe the grin off of his face. 

“I’m fine,” you mumbled. “How are you, though, Ralph? You look… Sad.” 

Ralph shrugged. “I’m merely gathering energy,” he told you. “For the next dance! Would you dance with me?” 

“Of course I will,” you told him, but you struggled to swallow. “Ralph, I wanted to come here to say, um… I’m sorry.”

“For what?” Ralph asked, his eyebrows furrowing, much like his sister; for twins, they didn’t look anything alike, but often they had the exact same expressions and mannerisms. “You’ve done nothing wrong.”

“But I have, though,” you protested. “I’m so… I’ve been so mean to you. I wanted to tell you that I’m sorry.” 

“You haven’t been mean,” Ralph said. He played with his tie, his fingers lightly stroking the silken fabric, and you sighed heavily. He was anxious and uncomfortable, you could tell, and you reached out and took his hand. 

“Yes, I have,” you told him. “I-I’m rude to you all the time, I never listen to you, I feel proper terrible about the way I’ve treated you these past few years. And here we are, your birthday party, and you’re all alone. If I’ve done anything to hurt you, please, let me apologize.” 

Ralph was quiet, his chest heaving as he sighed, and he mumbled, “You’ve done nothing bad to me. Victoria is your friend, and I, her little brother. If anything, treating your friend’s little brother like dirt is common, and you’ve not nearly gotten there yet.” 

“Ralph, you realize how bad that is, right?” you told him, holding his hand tightly. “I’m sorry for treating you that way. I-I feel awful.” 

Ralph was quiet for a moment, obviously thinking, and he took his bottom lip between his teeth.  “Dance with me now,” he said simply. 

“Dance with you?” you repeated. “Why?” 

“Because I want to dance, there’s a good song playing, and I have nobody to dance with,” Ralph told you. Then, grinning, he added, “You promised me. And it’ll help me accept your apology quicker.” 

“Oh, so you’re manipulating me?” you asked with a light laugh, and Ralph nodded quickly. 

“It’s what I do best,” Ralph told you, and you were glad to see his smile back. Ralph was a typically happy guy, always giddy and smiling, and you loved to see it. Truthfully, if you could find it in yourself to admit it, you loved to see Ralph. 

He was such great fun, always chattering away or playing his ukulele, and, over the years, you had grown a fondness for the slightly younger Penbury sibling. He was a handsome man, those big eyes and pink lips and sweet smile, and his chirpy happiness was intoxicating; that is, when Victoria wasn’t dissing him. There might have been a time when you would have said that you had a crush on Ralph, but, now, as adults, you had locked those feelings away. 

Ralph stood from his chair, his hand still in yours, and he pulled you to the middle of the dance floor, his shoes making an odd tapping noise as he walked. “Are you…” you started with a giggle, and Ralph’s smile grew. “Are you wearing tap shoes?” 

“Yes!” Ralph exclaimed. “Aren’t they wizard?” His face fell for a moment, almost as if he expected you to interrupt him or shout his name to get him to quiet down, and your heart hurt. 

“They are wizard,” you told him. “Exceptionally wizard, Ralph.” 

“A-And my hair?” Ralph asked next, his hand drifting up to lightly touch the finger waves in his hair. 

“Handsome, as always,” you said, and that cute smile spread across his lips again. One of his hands came down then to touch your waist, the other capturing your free hand, and you laughed at the tap-tap-tap of his shoes as he stepped to dance with you. 

“You look beautiful,” Ralph told you, and, when you looked up at his face, you were mesmerized by those eyes of his. If you were just a little drunk, you might have even tried to kiss him. You felt the pull in your belly, but your confidence is what you lacked. You didn’t care what Victoria thought, or any of your other socialite friends— you were terrified of Ralph. Sweet Ralph scared the hell out of you. If you kissed him and he rejected you, you had no idea what you would do with yourself. 

“Thank you,” you told him anyway, and you clenched your back teeth to keep in any confessions of admiration. 

Ralph, it seemed, had other ideas. A moment passed, those big eyes fixed on your face, and he whispered, “Please don’t hate me.” 

“Why would I—“ you started, but Ralph leaned forward before you could finish your question, and he pressed his lips to yours. The kiss was objectively simple, nothing more than his mouth meeting yours, but fireworks exploded in your chest all the same. Ralph was kissing you, and you loved it. 

The kiss broke, and you couldn’t control the warm flush that invaded your cheeks. Ralph gave you a shy smile, and he said, “Do you hate me?” 

“I could never,” you told him, and your hand lifted from his and fell to the back of his neck, and you kissed him again. You could almost feel Victoria’s beady eyes lock on you as you kissed Ralph, but you didn’t care. You didn’t care about anything; only Ralph. 

Ralph said your name against your mouth, and you pulled away from him with hopeful eyes. “I…” he started. “I wanted to… I have a question for you.” 

“Anything, Ralph,” you told him, your eyes softening at him. “What is it?”

“I’ve wanted to ask you for years,” Ralph confessed, and your fingers played with the hair at the nape of his neck. He smiled at your simple affections, and he cleared his throat, like he was nervous. “But do you… I…” 

“”Ralph?” you asked gently, cradling Ralph’s cheek in your hand. He nuzzled his face into your hand for a moment, his eyes closed as he breathed, and he finally opened his eyes and looked down at you. 

“Marry me.” 

“Ralph,” you gasped, and your heart sank into your stomach. “Oh, darling, I can’t do that.” 

“Why not?” Ralph asked. “We’ve known each other our whole lives, and I love you, and I know that you love me too. You don’t have to tell me, because I know.” 

You liked how Ralph just seemed to know, that you didn’t need to tell him anything. Despite him knowing, though, you needed to tell him. “I do love you,” you confessed. “I think I always have. But we can’t just get married, darling, there are things we need to do first.”

“Like what?” Ralph asked quickly. “I’ll do them. Anything to be yours.” 

You took a deep breath, and you mumbled, “At least take me on a date first before you marry me.” 

“I’ll do it,” Ralph told you. “What else?” 

“Ralph, darling, it’s just not how things are done,” you uttered. Despite everything, you stayed in his arms, and you leaned forward and touched your cheek to his chest. You could feel his heartbeat under his jacket, quick like a rabbit’s, and you added, “I need a ring, and we’re not even courting. I adore the thought, I do, but we can’t just get married.” 

“Says who?” Ralph asked. “I’ve loved you since we were little. And, knowing how you feel, it only makes me more anxious to start my life with you.” 

“You have a life—” you started, but Ralph cut you off. 

“Do I?” Ralph asked. “Trailing after my sister is not a life. My life means nothing without you, my love. You bring me meaning and happiness.” 

“You do the same for me,” you said softly, and you looked up at his face. “I… Alright, Ralph. I’ll tell you what: I’ll marry you tomorrow if you want, but you have to tell Victoria.” 

Ralph pouted, and it made you smile. “Must I?” he asked, like the tortured little brother that he was. 

“It’s like you said,” you told him. “If you’ve known me your whole life, so has your sister. Tell her that you intend to marry me tomorrow.” 

Ralph looked over his shoulder to Victoria, who was, as you had suspected, staring right at you. “One more kiss before the dragon breathes fire and slays me?” he mumbled as he turned back to you, and you giggled. 

“Of course, my darling,” you whispered, and Ralph leaned down to kiss you one more time.  

[ladybug0095]

“A Rivalry for the Ages”

*RalphxFem!reader*

Series Summary : You have know The Penbury twins since you were in nappys. As the years went by You and Victoria grew close ,but as for you an Ralph, you only grew to resent each other. Being the hardheaded people you are you willing to let your rivalry get in the way of your newfound feeling for each other.

*Authors note: hi! Very 1st fic ever. I wanted to write a fix for Ralph that I hadn’t seen yet. A enemies go lovers! I love to think of him as a big feisty and the ideas just made me so happy. Also btw I wrote this at 12-2 am in my phones notes I am also like criminally dyslexic so please forgive me for any spelling errors. And please be free to give me helpful and constructive feedback. I would really appreciate it. Also know this is a slow burn.* a/n: 25/9/22 currently working on part 2 rn. Almost done but been busy with my son. If you want to be tagged just let me know ❤️

Tw: swearing, slight misogyny but come on it the 1920’s it’s expected, physically touch, and just pure Angst, and mention of death!

Chapter 1: Welcome home darling

Chapter summary : after a year long trip to the states you are more then eager to be back in the arms of you beloved best friend Victoria but that also means you had to see her brother an your sworn rival as well.

Looking out the back window of your brand new automobile you couldn’t wait to see your closest friend in the whole world, well more like platonic soulmate if you were being honest, and tell her all about your trip to the states. The only downside would be having to see the pain in your ass that was her twin brother, Ralph Penbury, even the thought of him make your blood boil with anger and detest.

The stupid way he would just lull around the manor like he owned the place, well technically speaking he did by the stupid fact of being born a male, and the way he would play that god forsaken ukulele of his day in an day out.

He was your sworn enemy since childhood for one reason an one reason only, A decision that was made for you not long after your second Birthday. The thought of it made you sick to your stomach as you get lost in it, so lost in fact you hadn’t even realized you had come to a stop till your chauffeur was pulling open your door startling you in the process

“Sorry my lady. It wasn’t my intention to scare you.”

You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding once you realized what was happening.

“It’s okay Albert, it’s not your fault that I was day dreaming” you said you with a small smile earning a chuckle from Him. He offered you his hand to help you, which you graciously took with a thank you.

As you existed the automobile you were greeted with the sweet sound of your Victoria singing your name and running full force towards you with open arms, of course you follow in her footsteps, and soon you are both engulfing each other in a bone crushing hug and squealing each others names. After what felt like seconds but was truthful more like 5 minutes, you reluctantly release each other’s opting to hold hands instead

“my darling Persephone ,How I have missed you so! The photographs and letters you sent have done you no justice.” Victoria says in one quick breath as if she couldn’t hold it in any longer.

“My beloved Aphrodite, how I have missed your presence! My memory seems to have failed me because you are even more beautiful then it gave you credit for!”

The comments earned a string of giggles from you both as you embraced again.

Once you both were ready you locked arms an turned towards the house to see her Father an ,begrudgingly to you, her brother.

You walked up the steps leading to the town house with a big smile plastered on your face As Mister Penbury pulled you in a tight bear hug with a kiss on the cheek which you returned.

“Ahh the all mighty Zeus, how I have missed these hugs”

“(Y/N) you have grown into quite the women this last year. I hope America was good to you?”

“It was more then good…it was simply…spectacular, but nothing could hold a candle to great England.”

“That’s what I like to hear love” he said with a small pat to your cheek.

And with one last squeeze he you let go.

Turing you were now face to face with the one person you couldn’t stand. The look on Ralph’s face matched the one you had gave the moment you layed eyes on him. Nose scrunched up ,lips pursed into a pout of disgusted an eyebrows pulled together in a scowl.

“Hades.” Was all you could muster up in the most hate filled voice ever.

Ralph looked you up an down with a roll of his eyes.

“(y/n) how many times do I have to tell you call me by my name, and how I do hate that you an my sister still insists to call me that ridicules nickname.”

Ah the nicknames, how you did love them so. A little backstory, when you and Victoria were younger you had both decided to give everyone a nickname after you read a book of Greek mythology. The story’s had intrigued you both as children and had become the normal for anyone who knew you personal. The fact that Ralph hated his only made it that much sweeter.

With a smirk you an Ralph got into one of your famous ‘who will backdown first’ stare downs. It was something that had started at your 16th birthday party. The year you has Celebrated becoming a Women because now you could officially entire Society, Something you despised with a passion but did because of your dear Victoria.

“Oh good heavens. I can’t do this anymore. Move Hades! “ Victoria practically yelled while shoving Poor Ralph out the way much to his Protest Earning a maniacal laugh from you as she pulled you in by your arm.

Once settled in the amazing townhouse that the Penbury twins resided in, you all met in the Drawing room for a late afternoon tea ,via Victorias doing much to her twin brother protest.

As you sipped on that cup of tea you couldn’t help but close your eyes let a small sound of delight and relief escape you as you let the taste and smell of the tea consume you.

You blushed as you realized what you had done, feeling slight embarrassed as you looked around as saw all eyes on you.

“The tea that good dear?” Mister Penbury laughed shaking his head sipping his cup.

You laughed setting your cup down “my apologies, truly. As much as I enjoyed America and all the cuisine they had to offer it seems they just couldn’t get a simple cup of English tea right. So this is a simple pleasure I’ve been looking forward too for sometime”

Victoria smiles and coos at that. She always told you how much she appreciate your joys for the little things In life that other took for granted so often, even her. You always brought her down to earth when you were around And with her larger then life personality it was nice to have that around.

As tea continue and you talked about your time in America, Ralph hadn’t said a single thing, not that you cared to hear what he had to say, but you could tell his father was starting to get frustrated with the lack of communication from his Only son. With a clearing of his throat mister Penbury got Ralph’s attention, earning a sigh of reluctance from the young man before he finally joined the conversation.

“So (y/n) why is it you went to America again? I seem to have forgotten. All the days of peace and quiet must of cleared my head of whatever it was you last squaked out before you left”

You looked at him and rolled your eyes. The anger practically radiating off you towards him.

“Well Hades scene you seem to have forgotten, which isn’t much of a surprise seeing as you have the IQ of a chimpanzee, wait no that’s a insult to all chimps out there and i simply can’t do that to them, but Anyways to answer your question I went to finish my studies and live with my great aunt Hellen while I help get her finances in order.”

Ralph hated that he had to bit his own tongue an fake some interest in your explication and ignor the insult to his intelligence.

This made you happy to see an earned a small snickers from you.

To anyone not familiar with your whole situation with the Younger of the twins it would of been awkward an uncomfortable with the tension Ralph and you gave off when simply talking. they simply didn’t understand the backstory that has formed this tension over the years.

For you see As the only child of your late mother and father you were to be married off to a wealth man only for him inherit what was rightfully yours by blood. Your father has decided that his best friend an business partners son would be the best choice for a husband. You were a measly two years old when you were promised to a four year old Ralph.

The thought was a joy when you were young an naive and knowing you were growing up with your future husband and would eventually die with his too made your stomach flutter with butterflies ,it was quite poetic when you thought about it. But as you grew older an the reality was finally revealed at the ripe age of 8 that he would inherited your fortune all because of the fact that you were a female and he was a male, Well it made you fill with rage an disgusting for the boy you had thought you loved.

Because of this you tried your hardest to be better then him in all things academically and leisurely just to prove you were just as worthy as him and all the things he was give simply due to the fact that he has a penis.

It had driven a wedge in between you two over the years as you constantly outdid him in everything. He was versed in literature so you became and expert , he has a great ear for music but you have a better one, he enjoyed math well guess what you excellent in it. You could tell it made him resent you for making him seem less then to his father, who was already disappointed in the man his son had become over years but it wasn’t your problem that you were simply better. You couldn’t help it and to add insult to injury you were also more physically inclined as well. Being a pro in hunting not just with a gun but also a bow, being a award winning equestrian, and lastly always being able to beat him in an arm wrestling match. Now it may not seem like much but to make him lose to a female at a simple arm wrestling match was your biggest conquest an what had really cemented Ralph’s hatred for you after you had beat him at his 14th birthday in front of all his friends an Victorias as well at only the age of 12, Not even a lady yet still just a child.

you were pulled out from your thoughts of being a better human by mister Penbury informing you of his departure of the townhouse to go away for business. You frowned and felt you stomach ack a little at the news

“Aww you aren’t staying for the party? I was so hoping to steal a dance with my favorite dance partner.”

Mister Penbury could see the pain in your eyes leaning down to give you a small kiss on the crown of your head as he stood up

“We’ll as much I would love to stay an take you up on that offer my love I have business to attend too. I do hope you enjoy the party it’s costing me a pretty penny.” He said eyeing Victoria as he said it. The thought made you laugh, knowing as much as he hated to spend all that money on a simple party he just couldn’t say no to his dear daughter especially when said party was for you ,see you were also his daughter, well god daughter but still he treated you like one. Always buying you gifts an having you over at his house all the time spending to time with the twins. And after the death of your father not even a year after losing your mother he really took his roll of being your father figure seriously. It meant a lot to you for you always though of him as a second father growing up. So as much as it pained you see him leave after such a long time apart you know you had to let him go tend to the business that both he and your father worked so hard to grow into what it was now. So with a long strong hug an one last kiss goodbye he was gone, and in almost an instant Victoria was pulling you toward her bed room so she could finally prod you for the more devious details of you year abroad as you both got ready for the party that was to take place that night. Giggle and laughter all the way up the stairs you couldn’t help but see Ralph in the corner of your eyes with what almost looked like a happy smile on his face looking at… you?

[kwistowee]

#that little scream JOSEPH QUINN as RALPH | TIMEWASTERS (2017)

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and what about the birthday boy? joseph quinn as ralph in timewasters (2017)

[sherifftillman]

Your affectionate admirer, [til] DEATH. Ralph

JOSEPH QUINN as RALPH | TIMEWASTERS (2017)

[foundtherightwords]

All Our Yesterdays

Pairing: Ralph (Timewasters) x OFC

Summary: Thu, a museum archivist, only wants to escape her dull life in 21st-century Hanoi. The last thing she expects is to end up in 1929 Indochina via a time-traveling elevator and cross paths with Ralph, an Englishman on the run from the French Foreign Legion. Romance blossoms between them, but in a colonized country, unrest is always looming on the horizon, and Thu must decide if she wants to stay with Ralph in the past or return to the safety of the future.

A/N: In the show, Ralph ends up somewhere in Morocco or Algeria (judging by this photo - thank you, @quinnkeerys, for doing the Lord’s work), but I’m more familiar with French Indochina, and a Legion regiment was stationed there at the time, so I transferred him there to make the research easier for me.

Tags/Warnings: friends to lovers, slow burn, outdated/period-typical attitudes about women, mentions of war, mentions of pregnancy and abortion (involving a supporting character), some angst, eventual smut (non-explicit)

Word count: 53.8k

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7

Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14

No playlist this time, though I definitely listened to Röyksopp's "Only This Moment" a lot throughout the writing process. Here are some visual research/inspirations though:

Real-life locations: Part 1 - Part 2

1920s Vietnamese Fashion

[bluejeanbaby]

✰ JOSEPH QUINN GIF PACK✰

click the SOURCE LINK for #59 medium sized gifs (245x135) of JOSEPH QUINN in TIMEWASTERS (2017). these gifs were made by me from scratch. feel free to use them however you see fit, but please credit me if you use them for a new pack. i finally got around to giffing the second half of the show!

[babybluebex]

Blurb requests you say? How about playing (either sexy play or just cute play) with an excited Ralphie puppy, please? Also, you're lovely! (Just in case you haven't been told that yet today!)

yess puppy ralphie i love him so much cw mommy kink, handjob, tit sucking, light pet play, names (pup/puppy, good boy, baby) (lots of warnings here but heed them pls)

"I wanna play," Ralph told you, and you looked up from your book to find him sitting on the edge of the bed, his face red.

"Play?" you repeated, and Ralph nodded. You knew that he hated asking for playtime, his bashfulness taking over, and you cooed at him and slipped your bookmark into your book before you set it aside and stretched your arms out for him. "Come here, then, we can play."

"Really?" Ralph asked, and you nodded. "I-I thought you'd be too tired..."

"Never for you, puppy," you told him, and Ralph moved closer to you, settling himself all but in your lap as his hands pawed at your nightgown, trying to slip the straps off your shoulders to get at your tits. "You want Mummy's tits?"

"Mhm," Ralph hummed, and you helped him take down your nightgown. In an instant, his lips had attached to your nipple and he was sucking, and your mouth fell open as you smoothed your hand down his hair.

"Good boy," you told him. "Who's my good boy, Ralphie?"

"Me?" Ralphie asked, his lips still attached to your nipple, and you nodded, leaning down to kiss his head.

"Yes, puppy, it's you," you said. "Say it back to me, who's my good boy?"

"M'your good boy," Ralph mumbled, his hands moving to squeeze your tits. "M'your best boy."

"You're perfect, pup," you told him, and you watched his cheeks glow red with shyness again. "Are you getting hard, baby? You want Mummy to take care of you?"

Ralph nodded quickly, and he frantically went for his pants to tug out his hardening cock, and you reached down to smooth your hand down his thigh and gently grab his cock. Ralph moaned around your nipple as you carefully stroked his half-hard cock, and you whispered, "My good puppy, letting Mummy take care of you. I love you so much, Ralphie."

"Love you too, Mummy," Ralph said, his words muffled around your pebbled nipple, and he moaned again when you squeezed your hand around the base of his cock, letting your fingers touch his balls. "God! Mummy!"

You shushed him gently, and you said, "I know, puppy, I know. It feels so good, doesn't it? Does Mummy's hand feel good?"

"So good," Ralph whimpered, and you looked down at him to see his cheeks all pink and his dark brown eyes wide and wet. Ralphie was such a little crybaby when you were playing with him (he was always a crybaby, though, but especially then), and you gently wiped up his tears with your thumb. "M-Mummy, so good."

Your hand moved faster on his cock, stroking him from base to uncut head, and your mouth watered to get around his cock. You knew your puppy, though, and you knew that putting him in your mouth would spell the end of playtime too quickly, and you lifted his head from your tit and pressed a swift kiss to his mouth.

Eagerly, Ralph scrambled up your body to kiss you again, his tongue prodding your lips as he asked for entrance, and you had to indulge your best boy. You opened your mouth for him, and Ralph moaned into your mouth as he slotted his tongue into your mouth, tasting you. "God, Ralphie," you whispered, and his cock jumped in your hand. "You're so good for me, you make me so wet. Do you want to fuck me?"

"Yes!" Ralph yelped. "Yes, please, Mummy, let me— Please!"

"Of course, baby," you told him, and you kissed him one more time. "Anything for my best boy."

[ladybug0095]

Chapter 3: one hell of a party

18+ please!

Tw: alcohol, sexual assault, Violence and trauma response, and just historically accurate sexism PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Ch.1 Ch.2

Party’s weren’t your scene as much as it was Victorias and Ralph’s. The twins were known for the party’s they threw an it would of been weird if they didn’t throw one for their best friend an future fiancé So despite your protest here you were sitting alone downing champagne like it was water. It wasn’t that you were anti-social or shy you just hated the people that came to these things. The girls you grew up with doing nothing but give backhanded complements all while glaring at you and the boys well they were all trying to bed the one person who was off limits, a sort of challenge if you would and it always made these things miserable and unbearable to sit through. Victoria would join you here an there making comments on all the people around an give you the latest gossip that would then turned into you doing nothing but shit talking them. Laughing so loud an obnoxious that it started garnering snarky looks and comments from the others. None of your friends were as close as you and Victoria were, nor would they ever be. Too see such a genuine friendship was shocking too most, especially with two people who were completely opposites. They were always so confused how you even became friends, Sure you grew up together but so did a lot of the people in your Social circle but none of them actually liked each other or at least not to the extent that you guys did. See In your social standing staying close to those you hate was more beneficial then it was not to be. All friendships were just business transactions and marriages waiting to happen in order to further your family’s name and fortune. So your friendship was just a weird anomaly in it all and if you were being honest it made it that much more special.

Eventually your dearest Victoria would leave to go dance with a boy she fancies leaving you all alone again. With nothing better to do you went to the bar to get more champagne, looking around as you waited you saw Ralph laughing and talking to a girl who was obviously flirting with him.

Her hand on his arm as he talked ,pretending to laugh at something that was very likely not funny, and Leaning forward so he could see right down her dress. She was practically throwing herself at him but Ralph being Ralph was oblivious to the whole thing, probably thinking she was being friendly an genuinely found his jokes funny. Watching whole thing go down was embarrassing to say the least.

“He’s a pretty oblivious lad isn’t he?”

Looking to your right you were greeted with a set of green eyes and a smile, the smile of one James Lenard, A boy you had the biggest crush on your entire childhood.

You couldn’t help but stare at him.

Suddenly feeling embarrassed at the realization you haven’t said anything but as you go to open your mouth to say something you’re interrupted by a chuckle leaving James lips, you just couldn’t help but laugh out your response to him.

“I am so sorry for staring, you took me by surprise but yes to answer your question he is completely oblivious.” That earned another laugh from him, one that made your whole body feel warm and tingly plus all the alcohol you’ve consumed probably wasn’t helping.

“Yea,Ralph hasn’t always been the smartest person has he?” Now was your turn to laugh, because it was obvious that everyone viewed Ralph as this airhead but that couldn’t be far from the truth, So you being you, just had to correct him.

“Oh you would think that but really he like a secret genius. Just very oblivious to all things around him, always in his own world. It’s quite annoying if you ask me.”

“Well if you ask me,he can’t be too much of a genius if he’s choosing to talk to that girl over his absolutely Stunning fiancée.”

The comment would of made you blush like a school girl if it wasn’t for the one word you hated the most.

You couldn’t help but roll your eye as you communicate on the name. “Oh god please don’t say that. Im not his fiancé”

Confused James seemed a little taken back by the comment you just made. “please excuse my confusion, but I swore you had been promised to Ralph since you were children. Did something change?”

“Well yes I am promised to him but I am not his fiancé. There is a difference.” You Sighed downing the rest of you drink. “See he still has to properly proposal to me if he wants to get married. The whole promise this is kind of like a termination clause. If one of our fathers didn’t want to go through with the marriage it makes it to where the other couldn’t sue, because see we were never engaged just promised to each other. Which many people don’t know the difference, so it’s very frust-“ but you were cut off by a finger to your lips. Looking up to see James looking at you with a smile like you just told him the best news in the whole world.

“Would you like to go outside for some air? It’s getting a bit stuffy in here.”

In your gut you knew it was a bad idea to go outside by yourself with any man that wasn’t Ralph but you were drunk and getting annoyed with the party going on around you so you took him up on his offer and let him lead you both outside to the gardens around the venue

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“Here I think I see a bench over there for us to sit at.” You smile as you feel James hand on your lower back guiding you to follow him.

Once at the bench you couldn’t help but Notice how nice the cold night air was compared to the warm muggy air of party just inside.

Closing your eyes and taking a deep breath you could felt your body relax an for a moment you felt calm an almost at peace.

But sadly that moment was cut short but a warm feeling on your thigh. Looking down you saw James hand rubbing soft circles on it as he lent his face into your ear.

“You know the only reason I didn’t go after you all these years was because I thought you were engaged, but now that i know you aren’t well,we can really get to know each other.”

Feeling his lips slowly make their way down your neck as his hand slid up your dress you tried to speak, you tried to move so you could stop James but you were frozen with fear.

You always felt that you could defend yourself if you needed too, thought you would be confident and fearless but how wrong you were. You hated your body for freezing up on you; Making you the defenseless women that ever man thought you were- That they thought all women were, But here you were having a man force himself upon you an you couldn’t do a thing about it.

The fact that this was the first time you had a man touch you make it all that more worse. It was a feeling you weren’t used too, a feeling you were growing to hate.

You hadn’t even realize you were crying till you felt the hot tears running down your cold cheek, eventually letting out the sobs you were holding in as well.

“Please stop, I don’t want this.” Was all you could get out between sobs; wanted nothing more then for the touching to stop and to be back inside.

“I saw how you were looking at me inside. I know you want this, why else would you come outsi-“

But James never got to finish his sentence as a hand grabbed him throwing him to the floor.

It all felt like it was in slow motion. Seeing him get pulled off you an thrown to the ground as a figure slumped over him throwing punches left an right, Give him no time to defend himself from the assault.

It took a minute but soon you realized that the person who came to your rescue was no other then Ralph Penbury. Something you never thought you would see in a million years.

The sight of Ralph pummeling someone’s face in put you in a trance. You couldn’t help but stare no matter how hard you wanted to look away.

The way his face was scrunched up in anger, his perfectly styled hair coming undone with each swing of his arms that were being restricted do to the tight restrains of his tucked in shirt.

It made you feel warm and fuzzy all over just as you had earlier with James, but this one was different as you could also feel a hot sensation forming in between your legs.

You were finally brought back to reality hearing Victoria yelling.

“That’s enough Ralph! You’ve gotten him!”

But he didn’t stop, Ralph keep going. Eventually it took 2 other men to pull him off of James limp body.

“If I ever see you touching my fiancé again I swear to god I’ll kill you.”

Tag list: @cursedbutterfly @screaming-blue-bagel @plk-18 @gothvamp1973 @gingertimelord @emma77645

(So how did you enjoy this chapter? It was so far my fav to write! This was originally chapter two an i finished it months ago, But I felt it didn’t do it Justice to not have a weird badly written filler chapter before this so enjoy an the next chapter is 🧑🏼‍🍳🤌🏻💋 okay? I love it just finishing up the last bits for that one.)

[kohlippit]

Viewing Response 3

In Timewasters (2017), When the main characters first arrive in 1926, Jason says that they should enjoy their time here because “people like us never get to time travel. It’s what white people do.” The show points out right away how films and TV series on the subject of time travel usually features a white cast. Yet, in Jolie C. Matthews article “Dominant Narratives and Historical Perspective in Time Travel Stories: A Case Study of Doctor Who,” it is pointed out how representation of race often comes with a cost in media. Matthews writes that “much of the research on historical representation examines a particular racial/ethnic or gender perspective, as opposed to exploring race and gender together” (79). The issue Matthews brings up is evident in Timewasters, where three of the four main characters are male and the show is littered with rather sexist jokes. Furthermore, the one female lead is often mistaken for looking like a man. This type of problem can be seen in the new Star Wars films, where a female lead and a black co-star was cast, yet it is a white woman and a black man. However, it is important to point out that while Timewasters does have some downsides, it still does cast black characters in an underrepresented setting, which is definitely a positive.

#oxyspeculativetv @theuncannyprofessoro

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#suave JOSEPH QUINN as RALPH | TIMEWASTERS (2017)

[neikikardartv]

Viewing Response 3, TimeWasters (2017)

The article “Dominant Narratives and Historical Perspective in Time Travel Stories: A Case Study of Doctor Who” by Jolie C. Mathews makes the interesting point that we should use the reimagined history in time travel shows as a unique way to teach students about history and dominant narratives in media regarding race and diversity. The show they look at as a case study of Doctor Who has many issues with diversity and portrayals of race that the article goes into making it so that they have to integrate these issues into their discussion with students. The show TimeWasters on the other hand is much more diverse as the 4 main characters are black and it doesn’t fall into the “hyper-visible” and “hyper-invisible” narrative pitfalls that Mathews describes in Doctor Who. This awareness of race occurs many times in TimeWasters one notable instance being in the opening of Episode 2. This sequence shows one of the main characters cheerfully going about his day and saying hello to the various white people he meets along the way, who then react to his cheeriness with spitting and racist remarks. The visual juxtaposition of the way this scene is shot and edited shows that it is possible to have historical imaginary time travel narrative that centers around black characters while not ignoring the racism of the past, something that Doctor Who should take note of. @theuncannyprofessoro

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joseph quinn as ralph in timewasters (2017)

[cantsayidont]

October–November 2017 and March–April 2019. TIMEWASTERS, created by costar Daniel Lawrence Taylor, is an extremely silly sci-fi comedy about a modern-day South London jazz quartet — bitter music nerd Nick (Taylor, second from left), vacuous ladies' man Jason (Kadiff Kirwan, second from right), pathologically cheerful Horace (Samson Kayo, right), and Nick's mercenary younger sister Lauren (Adelayo Adedayo, left) — who encounter a mysterious homeless man with a time machine in a filthy elevator car. This sends the quartet first to 1926 and then (in the second season) to 1958, where they stumble through assorted misadventures, grapple with the many flavors of English racism, and make their living playing jazz covers of pop songs that haven't been written yet (while calling themselves the Wu-Tang Clan!).

Often quite funny, if not always in the best of taste, TIMEWASTERS has a fun premise and a winning cast, but it's awfully scattershot, and the lack of direction means each season starts to drag in the middle even with only six episodes per series. Nick remains kind of a wet blanket throughout, even for a straight man, and although Kirwan, Kayo, and Adedayo are all wonderful comedic actors, it takes a frustratingly long time for Horace and Lauren to come into focus as characters; Jason, who's more clearly defined from the outset, eventually becomes a tad one-note, preoccupied with his multi-generational relationship with a posh white woman named Victoria (played by Liz Kingsman in the first season and Anna Chancellor in the second), who unapologetically fetishizes him. Overall, the show is entertaining fluff, but it would have benefited from tighter plotting and a greater sense of direction.

Before posting this, I had a brief glance in the "#timewasters" tag out of morbid curiosity and was dismayed, though not really surprised, to see that almost everything in that tag was about Victoria's idiot twin brother Ralph, who appears only in the first two episodes and then runs off to join the French Foreign Legion. People of color regularly remark that online fandom would fuck a fence post as long as it was white, but fixating on such an extremely minor white character in a show with four Black leads seems particularly egregious — and ironic, given how much of the comedy of TIMEWASTERS is about the idiocy of white supremacy and racism.

[joe-dayton]

Viewing Response 3

Through the lens of analysis argued for in Jolie C. Matthews' essay titled “Dominant Narratives and Historical Perspective in Time Travel Stories: A Case Study of Doctor Who”, the 2017 comedy show Timewasters uses time travel to explore and expose the troubling realities of 1920’s London and western society in general. Although it is often used for comedic purposes, Timewasters presents the morals, ethics, and racism of an era that is largely sidestepped by narratives that take place in a similar time. Rather than focusing only on the “roaring” side of the ’20s that popular contemporary works emphasize while passing over the darker aspects of the time, Timewasters portrays the ridiculous ontology of the time as the absurdist and destructive reality that it was. In doing so, Timewasters is able to play up the absurdity for laughs while simultaneously bringing ”audience’s assumptions and expectations about historical figures and events”, (Matthews, 2021) allowing for a reimagination and realization about the true reality of the fiction being presented.

#oxyspeculativetv @theuncannyprofessoro

[strangersunghoon]

My favorite actors & Actresses

Watched ✅

Not watched yet ❌

FAVES ❤️‍🔥

Evan Peters

•20 january 1987 (St. Louis)

•🇺🇸

Shows

The days (2004) : Cooper ❌

Phil of the future (2004-2005) : Seth ❌

Invasion (2005-2006) : Jesse❌

House (2008) : Oliver❌

Monk (2008) : Eric ❌

Without a trace (2008) : Craig❌

Dirt (2008) : Craig ❌

One tree hill (2008-2009) : Jack❌

Ghost whisperer (2009) : Dylan❌

The mentalist (2010) : Oliver ❌

Criminal minds (2010) : Charlie ❌

The office (2010) : Luke❌

Parenthood (2011) : Brandon ❌

In plain sight (2011) : Joey❌

American Horror story : Horror house (2011) : Tate ✅❤️‍🔥

American Horror story : Asylum (2012) : Kit✅❤️‍🔥

American Horror Story : Coven (2013) : Kyle✅❤️‍🔥

American horror story : Freak show (2014) : Jimmy✅❤️‍🔥

American horror story : hotel (2015) : James✅❤️‍🔥

American horror story : Roanoke (2016) : Rory❌

American horror story : Cult (2017) : Kai ❌

American horror story : Apocalypse (2018) : Mr. gallant & Jeff & Tate ❌

Wandavision (2021) : Ralph ❌

Dahmer (2022) : Jeffrey ✅

Movies

Clipping Adam (2004) : Adam ❌

Sleepover (2004) : Russel ❌

An American Crime (2007) : Ricky ❌

Mama’s boy (2007) : Keith ❌

Remarkable power (2008) : Ross ❌

Gardens of the night (2008) : Brian/Rachel❌

Never back down (2008) : Max ❌

Kick ass (2010) : Todd❌

Never back down 2 (2011) : Max❌

Adult world (2014) : Alex ✅

X-men : days of future past (2014) : Peter/Quicksilver ❌

Safelight (2015) : Charles ❌

The Lazarus Effect (2015) : Clay ❌

X-men : Apocalypse (2016) : Peter/QuickSilver ❌

Deadpool 2 (2018) : Peter/QuickSilver ❌

American animals (2018) ❌

X-men : dark Phoenix (2019) : Peter/QuickSilver ❌

Joseph Quinn

•26 january 1993-1994 (not sure) (London)

•🇬🇧

Shows

Postcode (2011) : Tim❌

Dickensian (2016) : Arthur ✅

Game of thrones (2017) : Koner✅❤️‍🔥

Howards end (2017) : Leonard ✅

Timewasters (2017) : Ralph✅❤️‍🔥

Les Misérables (2018) : Enjolras ❌

Catherine the great (2019) : Paul✅❤️‍🔥

Strike (2020) : Billy❌

Small axe (2020) : PC Dixon❌

Stranger things (2022) : Eddie✅❤️‍🔥

Movies

Overlord (2018) : Grunauer ❌

Make up (2019) : Tom✅

Hoard (TBD) : Michael

Thomas Brodie Sangster

•16 May 1990 (London)

•🇬🇧

Shows

Doctor Who (2007) : Tim ❌

Phineas & Ferb (2007-2015) : Ferb✅

Game of thrones (2013-2014) : Jojen✅❤️‍🔥

Wolf hall (2015) : Rafe❌

Godless (2017) : Whitey✅

The queens gambit (2020) : Benny✅❤️‍🔥

Pistol (2022) : Malcolm✅

Voices of liberation (2022) : Himself✅

Movies

The miracle of the cards (2001) : Craig ❌

Station Jim (2001) : Henry ❌

Stig of the dump (2002) : Barney❌

Bobbies girl (2002) : Alan❌

Mrs Meitlemeihr (2002) : young boy ❌

Hitler : The rise of evil (2003) : Young hitler❌

Entrusted (2003) : Thomas❌

Ultimate force (2003) ❌

Love actually (2003) : Sam✅

feather boy (2004) : Robert ❌

Nanny McPhee (2005) : Simon ✅❤️‍🔥

Tristan + Isolde (2006) : Tristan❌

The last legion (2007) : Romulus ❌

The fence (2007) ❌

Pinocchio (2008) : Lampwick❌

Nowhere boy (2010) : Paul❌

Death of a superhero (2011) : Donald ✅

The Baytown outlaws (2012) : Rob❌

Phantom Halo (2014) : Samuel❌

The maze runner (2014) : Newt✅❤️‍🔥

The maze runner : the scorch trials (2015) : newt✅❤️‍🔥

Star Wars : episode VII : the force awakens (2015) : Thanisson❌

The maze runner : the death cure (2018) : Newt✅❤️‍🔥

Louis Partridge

•3 june 2003 (Wandsworth)

•🇬🇧

Shows

Boomers (2014) : Alf❌

Medici : masters of Florence (2019) : Piero❌

Pistol (2022) : Sid✅

Movies

Beneath water (2014) : Felix❌

About a dog (2014) : Young Gav❌

Pan (2015) : Mine worker ❌

Second skin (2016) : Nature boy❌

Amazon Adventure (2017) : Young Henry❌

Paddington 2 (2017) : G-man ❌

Enola Holmes (2020) : tewkesbury✅❤️‍🔥

The lost girls (2021) : Peter Pan❌

Enola Holmes 2 (2022) : Tewkesbury ❌

Sadie Sink

•16 april 2002 (Brenham)

•🇺🇸

Shows

The Americans (2013) : Lana❌

Blue Bloods (2014) : Daisy❌

American odyssey (2015) : Suzanne❌

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2016) : Tween girl

Stranger things (2017-current) : Max ✅❤️‍🔥

Movies

Chuck (2016) : Kimberley❌

The glass castle(2017) : Young Lori❌

Dominion (2018) : Narrator ❌

Eli (2019) : Haley ❌

Fear street 2 : 1978 (2021) : Ziggy❌

Fear street 3 : 1666 (2021) : Constance & Ziggy❌

All too well (2021) : Her❌

The whale (2022) : Ellie❌

Dear Zoe (2022) : Tess❌

Sophie Turner

•21 February 1996 (Northampton)

•🇬🇧

Shows

Game of thrones (2011-2019) : Sansa ✅❤️‍🔥

The thirteenth tale (2013) : Young Adeline❌

Survive (2020) : Jane ❌

Home movie : The princess bride (2020) : Westley❌

Movies

Another me (2013) : Fay/Lila ❌

Barely Lethal (2015) : Heather/agent 84❌

X-men apocalyps (2016) : Jean❌

Josie (2018) : Josie❌

Time freak (2018) : Debbie❌

Dark Phoenix (2019) : Jean❌

Heavy (2019) : Maddie❌

Do revenge (2022) : Erica✅❤️‍🔥

Wi Ha Joon

•5 august 1991 (Wando, South Jeolla)

•🇰🇷

Shows

Goodbye Mr. Black (2016) : Ha Joon ❌

My golden life (2017) : Ryu Jae shin❌

Something in the rain (2018) : Yoon Seung Ho❌

Island trio (2018) : Himself ❌

Matrimonial chaos (2018) : Im So Ho❌

With coffee (2018) : Lee Ha min ❌

Romance is a bonus book (2019) : Ji Seo Joon❌

Soul Mechanic (2020) : Oh Yoo min❌

18 again (2020) : Ye Ji hoon ❌

Squid game (2021) : Hwang Jun Ho ✅❤️‍🔥

Bad and crazy (2021-2022) : K❌

Little women (2022) : Choi Do il✅❤️‍🔥

Gyeongseong creature (2023) : Kwon Jun Taek ❌

The worst evil (2023) : Jung Gi Cheol❌

Shark : the beginning 2 (TBA) : Jeong Do Hyeon❌

Movies

Peace in them (2012)❌

Coin locker girl (2015) : young Woo Gon❌

Bad guys always die (2015) : Cha myung ho❌

Eclipse (2016) : Jung Tae ❌

Anarchist from Colony (2017) : Youth in prison❌

The chase (2017) : young Jung Hyuk ❌

Gonjiam : haunted asylum (2018) : Ha Joon❌

Girl cops (2019) : Jung woo Jun ❌

Shark : the beginning (2021) : Jeong Do Hyeon ❌

Midnight (2021) : Do Shik ❌

Ahn Hyo Seop

•17 april 1995 (Seoul)

•🇰🇷🇨🇦

Shows

Splash splash love (2015) : Park Yeon/Che A Jik❌

One more happy ending (2016) : Ahn Jung woo ❌

Happy home (2016) : Choi chul Soo ❌

Entertainer (2016) : Ji Noo❌

Three color fantasy - queen of the ring (2017) : Park Se gun ❌

My father is strange (2017) : park Chul Soo❌

Still 17 (2018) : Yoo Chan

Top management (2018) : Hyun Soo yong❌

Abyss (2019) : Cha min ✅❤️‍🔥

Dr Romantic (2020-2023) : Seo Woo Jin❌

Lovers of the red sky (2021) : Ha Ram❌

The business proposal (2022) : Kang Tae Mu ✅❤️‍🔥

A time called you (TBA) : Gu Yeon Jun/Nam Si Heon❌

Movies

None yet

Nam Joo Hyuk

•22 February 1994 (Busan)

•🇰🇷

Shows

The idle Mermaid (2014) : Park Dae Bak❌

Who are you: school 2015 (2015) : Han Yi An✅

Glamorous temptation (2015) : Young Jin Hyung Woo ✅

Cheese in the trap (2016) : Kwon Eun Taek ❌

Moon lovers: scarlet heart Ryeo (2016) : 13th prince Baek Ah ✅

Weightlifting fairy Kim Bok Joo (2016) : Jung Joon hyung✅❤️‍🔥

The bride of Habaek (2017) : Haebak ✅

The light in your eyes (2019) : Lee Joon Ha✅❤️‍🔥

The school nurse files (2020) : Hong In Pyo✅

Start up (2020) : Nam Do San ✅❤️‍🔥

Twenty five, twenty one (2022) : Baek Yi Jin✅

Vigilante (TBA) : Kim Ji Yong ❌

Movie

The great battle (2018) : Sa Mool ❌

Josée (2020) : Lee Young Seok ❌

Remember (2022) : Park In Gyu ❌

Song Kang

•23 april 1994 (Suwon)

•🇰🇷

Movies

Beautiful Vampire (2018) : Lee So Nyeon ❌

Shows

The liar and his lover (2017) : Baek Jin Woo❌

Man in the kitchen (2017-2018) : Kim Woo Joo❌

Touch your heart (2019) : Deliveryman❌

When the devil calls your name (2019) : Luka❌

Love alarm (2019-2021) : Hwang Sun Oh✅

Sweet home (2020-current) : Cha Hyun Soo✅❤️‍🔥

Navillera (2021) : Lee Chae Rok❌

Nevertheless (2021) : Park Jae Eon ✅

Forecasting love and weather (2022) : Lee Shi Woo❌

Part 2