#tiny puppy can ZOOM!!! and lock every door in the Plex at once!!!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I love when I remember the really silly stupid old AUs and shit I had way back when I first got here and they turn out funnier when you add in all the recent stuff.

Silly AU this time was the one where instead of all the weird shit under the Plex and whatever, there's magic shit that likes to fuck with everyone. An argument breaks out and this magic shit turns at least one of the animatronics into a biological version of themself that just so happens to be a very small child, to force everyone to work together and also because it found it funny.

If you applied that now and had it happen to Roxy specifically, it could be so much more chaotic. This fucking toddler has a higher security clearance than every single adult in the building. Lose track of her for five seconds and you're never going to find her again. If you do, it's because she's hungry or because she found the control room and started pushing all the buttons so random shit keeps happening all over the Plex.

Shows up covered in dust and cobwebs, giggling away with some new toy she found fuck knows where. Little shit triggers an emergency alert because Monty and Sunny tried to give her a bath or Freddy dared to stop her eating a random bug she found. The whole Plex is now on lockdown because she didn't want Vanessa to leave at the end of her shift. Fucking turns up with a pony animatronic that she found and nobody has a clue what's going on, least of all the pony.

All of them having to call Vanessa, fucking begging her to go grab this tiny dog child from the security office. She keeps zapping them :(