#tmsidk spoilers

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hi lovelies!!!! as promised, below the cut you’ll find the (ROUGH) outline of the tmsidk threequel. posting it here because I’m not in a space where I feel capable of writing them with the love nd care that they deserve!!!!!! this doesn’t mean that I will never write it, just that I don’t see it happening in the near future. ♥️ I want to also say that if I ever ended up writing it, it would most definitely be with Maggie. she’s the only way I can picture it/make it work anymore!

it should go without saying: spoilers ahead!

the threequel has a “theme” for each chapter. the are some big time skips in between ♥️

part i - begin

miss honey and the bfg get married! and then go on a road trip honeymoon from DC -> Oregon, with stops in lots of fun places along the way.

highlights include: lots of family fun at the backyard wedding; stopping in Vegas and getting the Spencer tour; some national parks and hiking (much to his chagrin 😅); and a whole lotta love

part ii - nurture

the year of the babies: the trials and tribulations of being pregnant with twins. miss honey is going Thru It™ and her bfg is at her beck and call.

highlights include: Spencer stress sewing stuffed animals; lots of reassurance that her body is doing incredible things; and a cameo from Mama Rose 💞

part iii - submerge

y’all thought pregnancy was rough??? post partum wanted to make sure u didnt forget that they’re a bitch, too!

highlights include: listening to the same songs on repeat bc it’s the only thing that will soothe the screaming twins; miss honey experiencing post-partum depression and imposter syndrome (especially when her husband is such a natural); a gentle nudge to seek out a new therapist who can better help in tackling the PPD

part iv - ambivalence

our first time jump! the twins are two! mom is feeling a lot better (and back at work)! Penelope Garcia is an excellent nanny! Spencer is feeling the pull of family and ruminating on the Big Move (a la Gideon, Hotch, and Derek).

highlights: an emotional phone call when away on a case; a lil argument; and a cameo from Mama Reid

part v - change…

another time jump, folks! the babies are four and starting Pre-K! life rolls on, but a close call has Spencer sprinting toward the decision he’s been toying with.

highlights: sending their babies off to school 😭😭😭; Spencer gets hurt on a case; a teary hospital room conversation

part vi - … is good

Spencer transitions away from the BAU, and it’s really, really good.

highlights: stay-at-home dad and professor!Spencer; lots of quality time with the family

part vii - panic

a family crisis has miss honey reeling.

highlights: the twins are about to start kindergarten; Papa Hank has a health scare; the family has to make a choice

part viii - calm

after moving south (and bringing Diana with them), the family navigates their new life away from DC.

highlights: a move to NC to be closer to Hank; new jobs for both of them and new school for the kids; plenty of Extended Family Dinners; somethin is a brewin

part ix - enough

here’s your angst, folks! the twins are about to be fifth graders! Spencer has a half-life crisis (a la True Genius). Maggie fears that she and the kids will never be enough.

highlights: argument about Spencer feeling unfulfilled; some sleeping on the couch; crying; misunderstandings abound

part x - everything

Hank’s final words before he goes under are enough to shake some sense into our sparring couple.

highlights: NO major character death (I’m keeping Maggie’s dad alive, unlike my own); Hank’s health problems mean a new role for Spencer

epilogue - try

Spencer learns lesson number one in being a “cowboy”: try, try, and try again.

highlights: Maggie, Spencer, and the twins move into the farm house; Hank scales back the farm and gives it over to his kids; Spencer finally gets his dream (all of his dream)

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Love Has a Learning Curve: deleted scene 3

Summary: A flipped POV/extended scene from the night reader told Spencer that they’re going to be parents (part x of lhalc)

Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader

Category: fluff

Warnings/Includes: pregnancy, implied sex (obviously lol)

Word count: 2k

a/n: pls this is unedited so just ignore any typos

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They said their goodbyes and final congratulations to Luke and Penny, and then they were sitting in silence in Spencer’s Volvo. She could feel Spencer panicking next to her— in the car, up the sidewalk, across from her in their kitchen. After two weeks of her own internal panic, now she was standing in front of him, and she couldn’t meet his worried gaze. 

“Please say something,” he begged. 

“I—” She paused, took a deep breath, and forced herself to look at him. “I’m pregnant.”

She watched as his IQ plummeted. “What?”

“I don’t know how it happened. I mean— I know how it happened, I just. I don’t know how it happened.” She laughed nervously, studying his face for any readable emotion. “I’m sure you can tell me the statistics about the effectiveness of birth control—” He opened his mouth, and she held up her hand, begged with watery eyes, “Please don’t tell me about the effectiveness of birth control right now.” 

“Okay,” he breathed. 

She didn’t think she could handle hearing about it, and besides: “The statistics don’t really matter anyway, because obviously it wasn’t effective, and now I’m pregnant.”

He opened and closed his mouth a few times, a little like a fish, before murmuring, “You’re sure?”

“I took seven home tests,” she confirmed, voice wavering. “All positive. And then I went to the doctor on Wednesday. To be sure. And she, um— she’s sure.”

He nodded. “How do you feel?” 

His tone was even, his face neutral, and she couldn’t figure out if that was a good thing or a bad thing. She could feel the tears brimming, threatening to spill over. “I’m sorry.”

He couldn’t seem to stay neutral then, frowning and cocking his head. “Why are you sorry?”

“Because we— we didn’t talk about this.” She gestured wildly with her hands, the emotion finally spilling over and her fears toppling out of her mouth. “I never asked you what you want. And I— I don’t want you to think I’m trying to trap you, or—”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa.” He took a step toward her before he froze, cursed under his breath, and asked, “Can— can you just. Just wait here for one minute. I’ll be right back.”

He practically sprinted out of the kitchen, up the stairs, and out of sight. She sank into one of the kitchen chairs and dropped her head in her hands. Now it was all out in the open, and he was already finding it hard to be in the same room with her. He kept a neutral expression for as long as possible, because he was kind, and empathetic, and he loved her. But that didn’t mean he wanted to do this with her. 

She was so wrapped up in her abject mom-to-be terror that she didn’t hear him practically tumble back down the stairs. She didn’t hear him sprint around the corner and into the kitchen. But she did hear her name, soft and reassuring, and then he was kneeling next to her on the floor. “Hey, hey— look at me. Y/N, look at me.” 

She turned toward him in the chair, and his eyes were soft and reassuring, too. “It’s okay, baby. Are you— are you okay?”

She sucked in a shaky breath. It wasn’t okay, and she wasn’t okay— not until she knew how he was actually feeling. “I— what do you— I need to know what you want.”

“You,” he said plainly. 

Her heart flipped in her chest, but she huffed, swiping at her cheeks. “That’s not what I mean.”

“I know. But it’s the truth.” He shrugged. “I want you. Always. And I want you to be happy and healthy. And I want to support you in… whatever you decide.”

He looked down at his hands, and then he looked back at her. “In regards to ‘trapping me,’ it’s— it’s not a trap if I want to be here.”

He brought his hands up into her lap and opened a small velvet box. She stared stupidly at the ring inside for at least seven seconds, her eyes going wide as they came to meet his own. “What is this?”

“I’ve had this ring for… a long time,” he admitted. “ I bought it the week we came back from North Carolina for Thanksgiving, and I talked to your dad about it when we were there for Christmas.” 

He scooted closer to her on the floor, his own eyes wet. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. He’d had this ring for nearly a year? He’d bought it when they had barely been together nine months? He wanted to marry her?

“I kept waiting for the perfect moment, but I— I could never find it.” He drew his brows together and huffed out a laugh. “I understand now that the problem with waiting for the perfect moment was that—” He shook his head in realization, and then met her eyes. “Every moment with you is perfect. Even when it’s not.” He felt a tear spill over and shrugged. “Because I’m with you. And that makes it perfect.”

She brought her hand up to wipe away his tears with gentle fingers, even as her own tears continued. He smiled at her. “I love you. The most. And I wanna be with you: today, tomorrow, next week, next year… forever. In every perfect moment. And that’s not gonna change. Okay?”

Of all the reactions she imagined he’d have to the news of her pregnancy, she had never imagined this. “Okay.”

He hesitated for a split second, and she saw the first and only shimmer of uncertainty. “Do you wanna marry me?”

She laughed, genuine and joyful. “That’s not how you ask.” 

He grinned sheepishly. “Sorry. Will you marry me?”

“Yeah,” she breathed, all the worry she’d been carrying for the last two weeks just… falling away. “Yes. Yes.”

He slipped the ring onto her finger and then surged up off the floor to wrap her in a hug. “Sorry it took me so long.” She breathed him in, relishing the feel of his body against hers. For the first time in two weeks, she allowed herself to melt into him, no longer worried to be found out.

He held her for a second longer before pulling back to hold her hands, running his thumb along the newly placed ring. “Your answer to this question doesn’t change how I feel or what I want. I need you to know that.” When she nodded, he squeezed her hands. “Do you want to have a baby?” 

She hesitated, chewing the inside of her lip. “What do you—”

“No.” He shook his head. “I already told you what I want. I’m asking you. What do you want?”

She rubbed her thumbs absentmindedly over his for fifteen long seconds. The moment of truth, and it came out in a whisper. “I want to have a baby with you.”

“Yeah?”

She nodded. “Yeah.”

Fresh tears gathered behind his eyes, and she felt so silly for ever having doubted what he wanted. “We’re gonna have a baby,” he breathed, disbelief dripping heavy over his words. “You’re gonna be a mom.”

She choked out a wet laugh. “Yeah, that’s usually how it works.”

“You’re gonna be the best mom,” he corrected. 

“You’re gonna be a dad.” She squeezed his hands. “The absolute best dad.”

He scooped her into another hug, the two of them laughing and crying in the soft light of their kitchen at midnight. She was pregnant, they were engaged, it was all out of order, and she wouldn’t change a single thing about it. Like every other moment with him, it was perfect.

“Your mom’s gonna kill me,” he muttered.

She cackled— well, almost perfect. She grimaced playfully. “Mmm, yeah she probably is. If it’s any consolation, she’ll start with me.” She sighed, smiling tiredly at him. “I love you.”

He matched her smile. “I love you the most. Dead or alive.”

She snaked her arm around his waist, pulling him toward the stairs. “You know… I can think of one thing that might just placate Mama Rose…”

They started up the stairs together. “Do tell.” 

Her fingers rubbed along his hip bone. “Do you think Dave would let us use his backyard?”

Spencer pressed a kiss into her hair as they reached the landing and turned for their bedroom, Roald hot on their heels. “I’m sure a bottle of wine and a box of cigars would do the trick.”

“I’m thinking a backyard wedding with your family and mine— here, so that your mom doesn’t have to travel.” She pulled him over the threshold of their bedroom door. “And then we can have a party at the farm for all your new in-laws.”

“New in-laws?” Spencer asked.

“Oh yeah. There’s fifteen aunts and uncles and about fifty cousins that’re dying to meet you.” Spencer’s eyes went wide as saucers, and she laughed, pulling him into her arms. “I’d say there won’t be a quiz, but if any of the uncles find out about the eidetic memory thing, they’re absolutely gonna quiz you.” 

She laced her fingers behind his back, drawing him even closer. “But they already love you,” she assured him. “I get a text at least twice a week about you.”

His eyebrows shot up behind his curls. “You do?”

“Mmhm. Asking how you’re doing, are you teaching a new class, where’s your latest case, et cetera, et cetera. All the aunts are nosy as hell,” she laughed. She tilted her head in consideration, lacing their fingers together and leading him toward their bed. “It’s gonna be impossible to keep this a secret for very long.”

He sat on the side of the bed, pulling her down to straddle his lap. “The twenty week mark is usually the green light to start telling people. How— how far along are we?”

“Dr. Layton said probably... about eight weeks.”

She watched as he did the calculations, the realization settling over his face— the drop of his jaw, the arch of his eyebrow, the pink rising in his cheeks. “Oh. Oh.”

“Mm.” She pressed her lips together to hide her smile. “I think we really, um— manifested that.”

“Wow.” She could practically see the memories flashing in his eyes. He cleared his throat. “Do you think your dad would sell me that truck?” 

“Oh my god.” She brought her hands up to his cheeks, grinning ear to ear. “You’d better come up with a good lie about why you want it.” 

His hands traveled over her hips, squeezing gently on their way to her lower back. “You mean I can’t tell Hank that his daughter had se—”

She clapped a hand over his mouth, gently pushing him to lay back on the bed and hovering over him. “Shhhh— he still thinks his baby is an innocent angel. You don’t wanna ruin that for him, do you?”

He laughed underneath her palm and pulled her flush against him. She removed her hand, and he sighed. “I suppose your secret's safe with me. Mostly because I don’t want to incur his wrath.”

“Mm,” she nodded, bringing their mouths together. “Smart man.”

He kissed her, saccharine and slow. She was just starting to relax into it when he suddenly flipped them, knocking a huffed laugh out of her. He peppered light kisses over her face, down her neck, over her racing heart, her sternum. When he reached her tummy, he paused, staring at the barely there bump covered in flowy fabric. And then he pressed his lips gently to it, over and over and over again. 

She tangled her fingers in his hair, waiting for him to get his fill. After fifteen kisses, she laughed as she realized he probably never would. He raised his head at the sound, gently resting his chin on her belly, careful not to press too hard. His sweet smile had her tugging him up toward her.

“I can’t believe I was ever worried about how you’d feel,” she whispered.

“I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out,” he countered. “I should have known when you said no to sushi.” He grinned, but then it softened into something more empathetic. “Is that why I couldn’t hug you for the last two weeks?”

She nodded, feeling absolutely ridiculous. He sat up and pulled her with him, his chin hooked over her shoulder and all his long limbs folded awkwardly around her. “Well. I guess I just have to make up for lost time.”

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hey babes!!!!!

I’m going thru BFG/miss honey withdrawals and I’ve heard y’all are too 🥲 to combat the lack of otp content, I’ve got a lil plan!

starting this week, I’ll be posting a series of deleted scenes/flipped POVs of some of the scenes from lhalc! I’ll follow the same posting schedule I did for lhalc, so look out for those on Wednesday mornings. and altho my formal writing requests are still closed, i’m opening my inbox for headcanon requests re: tmsidk! feel free to ask me anything you want to know about these two and I’ll do a lil bulleted list for ya!

ilysm! thx for bein so supportive and wonderful 25/8!! ♥️ moose

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I picture Maggie and Spencer on the couch. Spencer with his head in her lap and he is talking to the babies. However it turns into a info dump and Maggie just bites back a laugh as Spencer goes into a full on, one sided discussion. Maggie threads her fingers into his hair with one hand and cups her bump with the other. She’s just so happy and has her whole world in her hands.

💖🥺

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babe I’m gonna cry 🥺😭 she has her WHOLE WORLD in her HANDS 👐🏼 PLS she totally does

but yeah I think this is a very common occurrence in their household. he’s already just teaching them everything 😍

I think at first it starts out as just like a “I’m just gonna lay here” thing bc I mean they already did that before she was pregnant bc he loves having his hair played with. and maybe he’s even talking to her at first and she’s nodding along and mmhmming

but at some point it just his big ass and those gangly limbs hanging all off the couch so he can be on his side turned towards the bump and he’s fully just talking to the babies now not even pretending to talk to her 🤣😭

sometimes it’s whatever book he’s reading, other times something he learned recently, an old story of him and Maggie, or just anythin really

and she is just so !!!!!!!!!!!!! because a part of her thought she would never be here, and certainly not with someone so wonderful and perfect for her, and after everything the two of them have been through (both apart and together) she just feels so grateful. sometimes he looks up to find her smiling, sometimes she’s crying, but she’s always just so so so so so so happy and she tells him as much ♥️

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i have this image of spencer PANICKING like a month before maggie has the babies bc his volvo is old and “not suitable for precious cargo” so he goes and gets a dad car and comes home and maggie is all “???” bc the volvo is fine and he tells her why he got a new car and she gets all misty eyed and tells him he’s the best dad ever 🥺

🥺🥺🥺🥺 pls I WILL cry

like I’m sure he keeps the interior immaculate, but so much has changed since that car was designed and you’re so right that he’d be like “NOT SAFE NOT SAFE MUST HAVE TOP RATED SAFETY VEHICLE”

he doesn’t just go buy a car either, that mf reads the 2020 National Highway Traffic Safety Administration report AND the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety ratings so he can know exactly how each vehicle tested in the crash simulations and other measures 🥲

we know he’s driven the suburbans that the bureau uses, and I think that would sway him toward Chevy SUVs. I think he probably originally thinks he’s gonna buy a Tahoe and then he test drives and it’s….. too big for him to handle 💀 the very nice car salesman suggests the traverse— slightly smaller but still enough room for his growing family 🥺🥲 and he knows the ratings were just as good on it so he legitimately drives it off the lot that same day.

anyway he pulls into their driveway with this bad boy:

and Maggie is like…… “what happened to the Volvo?”

and he’s just waving his hands around and: “the safety ratings on car models from the 60s are horrifying, and trying to fit two car seats in there comfortably and safely would have been impossible, plus the AC didn’t really work and the heater was going and the babies are gonna need temperature control, and it wasn’t really big enough for either of us to sit in the backseat with them, and there was no space in there for all their stuff and for when they get bigger and we have to take them to soccer games or chess tournaments or—”

and she just nods and let’s him go until he’s out of breath and reasons and then she gives him a hug and a kiss and he’s so stressed but then her belly is pressing into his and her hands are soothing on his back and he’s just 🥺🥲 and she says “you’re such a good dad, Spence” and then he’s 🥺🥰‼️

“but you loved that car! we could have kept it and swapped the prius”

and it’s just so simple for him like “I love you more than any car, and the prius is better for the babies anyway” and then SHE’S 🥺😭🥰♥️‼️

and then he gives her the tour of the new car and all the safety features and she’s so in love it’s STUPID

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thinkin ab roald using maggie’s baby bump as his personal lil pillow and the sheer terror on his face when one of the babies kicks his lil noggin

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SCREAM

low key she knew she was pregnant for SURE when he wouldn’t stop cuddling on her belly on the couch— he’s not usually that clingy. and it very quickly becomes his absolute favorite place to sleep 🥲

but yeah the first time one of the littles kicks he’s like:

WHAT THE FUCK I’m tryna snuggle u!!!!!!!

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Wait what does maggie and spencer wears to their wedding?

Is there a 'theme'?

they don’t do a theme but they’re both a lil untraditional 😌🥰♥️ pics under the cut!

so we know Spencer already likes to be a lil adventurous, and with a lil encouragement from Maggie, he goes all out on their big day

literally this, just purple!!!!! he def wears a bow tie and print button up. I’m thinking the suit would be a velvet tho more like this:

and Maggie sticks with a traditional silhouette, but I think she plays with the color too, probably blush 💞

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Spencer and Maggie creating a bedtime book of their 'little family' story❤, and Spencer reading it to them every night, it doesn't matter if they're not born yet or if he's out on a case (Maggie would put it in speaker for them to hear, their dad's voice)❤

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PLS this is so freaking CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I think maybe when Spencer is freaking out (because knowing everything doesn’t help when ur wife is super pregnant and miserable— it makes things worse actually 😅), he and Matt are talking and Matt suggests like…. stop trying so hard, just accept that some things you’re not going to be able to help/fix, and just do literally whatever you’re told

and then he’s like “Kristy and I made this book actually… maybe you could do this for her!” and obviously he and Penny help him make it perfect

and he waits until she’s having a particularly bad day— everything hurts, she feels huge, she can’t get comfortable, she’s exhausted, etc

and then he whips that bad boy out and is like “someday very soon, your body is going to bring these two perfect babies into the world, and I’m gonna read them this story and tell them all about how incredible and loving and kind and perfect their mom is— and why I couldn’t help but fall in love with her and want to spend the rest of my life with her”

and she obviously cries and then he helps her get comfy as best he can and then she’s like “I think you should read it to them now” 🥺🥺🥲🥲 like PLS cue dad!spence READING TO THE BUMP bc u know he does that every day anyway but he didn’t want to annoy her and yeah I’m 🥲

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my anon asking about the tmsidk/lhalc one-shot— yes!!!! not publishing your ask because spoilers ♥️

I’m also pretty sure the threequel is going to be a sort of chronological series of one-shots, each one following a theme/chapter of their life? that may not even be on the radar until the fall tho because I have a super busy summer ♥️

if you want to know what’s coming as blurbs in the coming weeks, you can peep below the cut!

deleted scenes:

the morning after in part v (aka when she gets drunk and cries)

part 2 to the dry ass curls blurb (spa day)

when Spencer gets back from the case in part vi (aka after Owen’s stunt on NYE)

when she realizes she’s pregnant and has to make a plan to tell him

the continuation of the night that she tells him she’s pregnant

companion pieces:

nsfw blurb about the time n activities in between You Know Better and The Interesting Electronic 👀

nsfw companion piece about their first night together after she tells him about Owen 💕

nsfw companion piece to Spencer’s verbal smack down of Owen in part x 🥵

also if u have sent me baby name asks I promise I have seen them and I’m not sharing them just yet bc spoilers ya know ♥️

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u can thank @reiding-rainbow for this hc

u know I’m anti july 4th but just IMAGINE Maggie and Spence taking the babies to watch the celebration in DC????

PLS they’re all matching of course bc they’re OBNOXIOUS I’m thinking jeans and red shirts and black and white converse 🥲

they don’t go down to the action bc that’s a little too much, but they have a “secret” location that has a great view and they make sure to go early to get a good spot to spread out the blanket

there’s a little red wagon to carry their stuff (and the children let’s be real)

Maggie is tugging one in the wagon and the other one is with Spencer bc he’s just as excited to share this with them as they are to experience it

they have lots of snacks!!!!!!! Tupperware full of marshmallows and blueberries and red jello cubes they made the day before

they get there a little too early and the kids are a little antsy so Spencer does a whole science lesson about something or other maybe fireworks or maybe a cool bug they found or literally just anything

and they get snow cones from a cart and their mouths are dyed red or blue from the sugary juice and they’re all HYPE and running around on the hill (by “all” I mean the twins and Spencer— Maggie is chilling on the blanket with a wine juice box lol)

and then when the kids (and Spence) are well and truly tuckered out, they spread out on their blanket and have a little cuddle as they wait for the fireworks and I think one of them is probably pretty close to sleep like burrowed into Maggie’s chest 🥲 and then the fireworks start and they’ve each got a kiddo in their lap and it’s so magical and fun even tho it’s basically colorful explosives

and at some point they look over at each other and there’s a lil secret smile as they share this moment of their babies in wonderment and yeah I’m 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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How does Spencer help Maggie when she’s going Through It ™ when she’s pregnant??

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gosh okay so I think it’s safe to say that she is always miserable? like I know everyone says pregnancy is this beautiful thing but it also sucks super hard? especially with twins lol fuck

and I think maybe she even says as much once or twice? like a little “everyone told me pregnancy was going to be this beautiful wonderful life giving thing but really all it is in being in pain and sweaty and not being able to shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and Spencer is just like 😳 “okay, easy” ✋🏼🙂🤚🏼 lol

but no I think she probably cries a lot? like a lot which is pretty unusual for her actually. and at first he’s getting really stressed and panicky which just makes it worse, but then he has the pep talks with all of his friends (I think Sam in particular bc Anita was v extra when they were having their kids) and learns that he just needs to stay calm and ask her what he can do.

so I think it’s probably like she’s being miserable and he’s like “hmm, should I make us lunch?” “can I rub your back?” “let me get that, honey”

like one night he wakes up bc she is tossing and turning and literally all the covers are off and on the floor and he’s just like…. “are you okay?”

“I’m so hot” aaaand she’s crying again “all the time I’m hot nd sweaty and it’s terrible and I hate it”

“okay so let’s turn on the AC” he says, in the middle of winter

“but then you’ll be cold” and this is what really breaks his heart bc she’s miserable but she’s still worried about him 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

“I can get an extra blanket.” and he does— he turns on the central air and drags the box fan up from the basement and points it directly at her and then grabs another blanket from the linen closet. and he climbs back in bed and she’s just 🥺🥲 and he’s like “see? perfect” and gives her a lil nose nuzzle and then it’s “and if I’m really lucky, maybe my beautiful wife will let me snuggle her”

I’m SO SOFT omfg

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What flavour will spencer and maggie's wedding cake gonna be?

it starts as a chocolate sprinkles donut cake but mags convinces him to get a lil more variety. other options:

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tmsidk/lhalc hc: maggie maes baby shower 🥺

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😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s the meeting of all their worlds and they are so unbelievably happy it’s gross

the guest list is obviously all her family, his mom, all the team past and present, Anita and Sam, Jess and Chris (who have been brought up to speed on the Owen saga and are Done With That)

it’s like half reunion (for families and the team) and half celebration

very similar vibes to Luke’s housewarming party— like they decorate the whole house and backyard. they do it pretty early on bc she’s nervous that she’s going to be even More Miserable if they wait too long, so it’s in like early December. luckily it’s a mild winter in DC and they’re able to spread out into the backyard (Maggie leads the charge bc she is always so freaking HOT)

Penny and Anita planned the whole thing so it’s absolutely hilarious from start to finish— goofy games and races and whatever. but there’s also some very cute sentimental stuff (Penny sets up a camera for everyone to record a message of encouragement or give some parenting advice)

eventually everyone sort of congregates in parent groups— Maggie is surrounded by all the moms and they’re helping her come up with some solutions for some of the worst pregnancy symptoms and she cries bc this is the kind of support she’s needed over the last 20 weeks and they all agree to a lil weekly mama brunch (at restaurants for a while and then at her house when it gets to be too much)

Spencer gets the same thing from all the dads— Derek, Matt, Travis, Aaron— (and probably Sam in an honorary sense bc she didn’t carry her and Anita’s kids) all just telling him how proud they are of him and how happy they are for him and giving him dad advice. I think Aaron in particular is very emotional, and I think he maybe drops some hints about a potential transition away from the BAU in a sort of “don’t make the same mistake I made” way 🥲

anyway, they end the night curled up under a blanket on the patio (the blanket is for Spence) after everyone has left and they’re just so tired and happy and ready to be parents 😭😭😭

[homoose]

pls make spencer a girl dad that’s all i’m asking

ask and ye shall receive

[homoose]

How about a headcanon on Spencer as a dad, once the twins arrive?? And a headcanon on how they tell Maggie/reader's family that she's pregnant??

tmsidk headcanons

okay imma hold off on the dad!spence bc that’s basically the entire threequel LMAO but!

once she tells Spencer, she calls her sister and is like “remember how you asked for a cousin for Elliot?”

Jenny absolutely loses her shit, screaming and crying and like “damn you work FAST” and then Maggie sends her a pic of the engagement ring and she’s like “OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?! ALL IN ONE DAY??????”

she calls Lee and Bailey next and they are SO EXCITED bc, as Lee says, they are absolutely going to kill the cool aunt and uncle thing 😌😌😌

they don’t tell her mom and dad right away bc it’s really not a joke that Rose is old fashioned lol

they really do the shot gun wedding 🤣 and everyone is SUSPISHOUS 👀 but no one says anything (except Penny LOL) and then when they’re finally official and making the toasts, they do a little announcement ♥️ Rose can’t even be mad bc they are married after all! and anyway she just loves Spencer like he’s her own son, and they’re giving her a two for one special 🥲 Hank cries like seven times and it’s only a little bit to do with the fact that his baby is all grown up and having babies of her own