#to be fair kirby's probably right about alphonzo

[duckapus]

While Kirby is significantly less inclined to let his pre-SMG friendships fall to the wayside than Mario, he has still made plenty of oc friends. Here's a few:

J.E.D.: Originally a mad scientist named Julian Edward Dumaz, he was trapped hundreds of years in the past when his prototype time machine turned out to only be able to go backwards. To survive until the modern day, he put his brain into a robot body that happened to look and sound like a Dalek. He also went nuts and forgot who he was before becoming a cyborg thanks to how long he's been alive, which is why he just goes by "Jed" now.

Gambit: A Shy Guy who was raised by Bandits(as in the Mario enemy Bandits, not just random thieves). Due to a strange set of circumstances, Jed and Gambit have both ended up with Legally Distinct Designs.

Ringo Mortis: A zombie pirate popstar. No, I am not kidding.

Diane "Floyd" Floyener: A depressed ghost girl who literally eats color.

Alphonzo, the Bone King: A Minecraft Skeleton with a cape and crown who rules a kingdom populated entirely by skeletons from various other media. He's more of an annoying joke villain than a friend, but Kirby's convinced he's wearing him down.