#ringo mortis

[duckapus]

(mostly) Avatar Quotes

SMG4: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Mario: Put spaghetti in it!

SMG4: I am currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Meggy: Put spaghetti in it

SMG4: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Bob: Put spaghetti in it

SMG4: I am no longer taking suggestions

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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Ash: I'm a Trainer!

Someone: No, I mean, what's in your pants?

Ash, pulling a few Pokeballs out of his pockets: Ballz.

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Kirby: Hey, are you the "arr" type of pirate or the "yo ho ho" type of pirate?

Ringo Mortis: I'm the "not paying that much for photoshop" kind of pirate.

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Nimbus in the Avatar Group Chat: For the last time, "your" and "you're" are different things!

Nimbus: "Your" is possessive and "you're" is a contraction of "you are."

Tulip: my fire

Cole: the one

Tune: desire

Juliano: Believe

Arle: when I say

Pikachu (not an avatar but they let him in since he's at all the meetings): I

Shantae: WANT

Kirby: IT

Sora: THAT

Olimar: WAY!

Nimbus: I'm blocking all of you.

Mario: TELL ME WHY!

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(honestly this fits how I view the canon versions of them too)

Etna: *kisses Flonne*

Etna: *lets go and turns around to kiss Laharl when he walks on-screen*

Etna: *flips off the camera with a smirk while Flonne and Laharl make out behind her*

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SMG8, whispering: Be strong.

Melody: Who's she talking to?

Nimbus: The Wi-Fi signal.

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Cole: *visibly shaking with rage*

Sally: Want me to leave so you can say bad words?

Cole: Yes, that would be nice.

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Ash: How long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Shantae: I'm pretty sure it-

Tulip, with absolute confidence: 72 hours.

Ash:

Shantae:

Shantae: ...How did you-

Tulip: There's a clown behind you.

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Cody: Why do you always insult the ghost of the place we check out?

Floyd: They know what they did.

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Cole: Why is Sally crying?

Elanore: She thinks she stepped on a ladybug.

Cole: "Thinks?"

Elanore: It was a red M&M.

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Laharl, sitting in the middle of a Pentagram with his arms crossed: I taught you how to summon me for emergencies.

Tulip, holding a jar of pickles: This is an emergency!

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Sora: To avoid accidentally using offensive language I've decided to use 90's surfer dude slang because accidentally offending someone is totally bogus, dude.

Laharl, raising her hand: Some people might not be comfortable being called "dude."

Sora: You are radically right and that is so not tubular. I apologize.

Arle: I find 90's surfer dude slang offensive to my ears.

Sora: Watch me catch this gnarly wave of "I don't care."

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Most of the Teen Squad: *sitting on a bench in various stages of grief*

Shantae: What's got you guys so sad?

Tulip: Sit down so we can tell you.

Shantae: *sits down...and her face rapidly twists into horror*

Desmond: This bench is freshly painted.

[calamaricollie]

Haven't seen many people here talk about the WIP shots Troy Little has been posting on his twitter about the COTL comic so I thought I'd show them, seeing these is making me even more excited!! I think he got the style down to a T in these

Here's his twitter, awesome art :)

[beatlesdiscord]

John, after not being invited to Paul and Linda's wedding: weddings are basically funerals with cake. if I wanted to watch someone throw their life away, I'd hang out with George and Ringo all day.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Help!

John, singing and dancing:

Let me out, let me out

This is not a dance

I'm beggin' for help

I'm screamin' for help

Please come let me out

The Beatles:

Let me out, let me out

This is not a dance

I'm beggin' for help

I'm screamin' for help

Please come let me out

[gilmoursgirl]

These spot the differences are getting harder and harder i swear

[ringostarrmakesfanart-blog]

100 years Ringo Starr! Hey everyone Ringo Starr here with a fan art of that good funny show Rick and Morty. Man, do I, the real Ringo Starr, think it’s funny. It’s almost as if I, the real funny man Ringo Starr, wrote it.

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

concept: a zombie beatles fic called Ringo Mortis

[heehoo-snek]

Ummm,, , who do you ship in the lm3 oc community? 😳👉👈. Asking for a friend.

Rickrod (Patrick + Rodney) Ringorick(Ringo + Patrick) Leech (Lala + Screech) Amethyste x Steward Sixnace (Ignace + Sixten) Sports gays ( Dakota + Sid + Leo) Mumbles (Mirphy + Bubbles) Micke x Morty Mr.A x Luigi Glitchy circuits (What I like calling Jockey x Marshall) @yourfriendmystery @shanxy180 @sockdrawsstuff @universallyponycolorhairdo @peeshathejoyful @pastel-crossing-ghoul @itsamemicke @coffee-beanns @bee-a-positive-bee @djstandsfordeadjockey + more but I’m too lazy to name

[dissidiawol]

cringe vinny out here like Yeah i like to watch rick and morty and south park lemme talk about it. wait no actually let’s talk about bladerunner. wait no let’s talk about the beatles and do a ringo impression. wait no let’s talk about star trek instead. nevermind i wanna talk about star wars

SEE LIKE JUST WHEN YOURE LIKE THIS GUYS PRETTY NICE HE SAYS SMTHN LIKE THIS AND YOURE LIKE OH IM OK ACTUALLY

[jimzub]

The 2019 Ringo Award nominations are out and I have two nominated projects:

• CHAMPIONS #24 “Trigger Warning,” has been nominated for BEST SINGLE ISSUE. • RICK AND MORTY VS DUNGEONS & DRAGONS has been nominated for BEST HUMOR COMIC.

If you’re a comic industry professional, you can vote in the final ballot right here: https://ringoawards.survey.fm/ringo-awards-2019-final-ballot-categories

[duckapus]

While Kirby is significantly less inclined to let his pre-SMG friendships fall to the wayside than Mario, he has still made plenty of oc friends. Here's a few:

J.E.D.: Originally a mad scientist named Julian Edward Dumaz, he was trapped hundreds of years in the past when his prototype time machine turned out to only be able to go backwards. To survive until the modern day, he put his brain into a robot body that happened to look and sound like a Dalek. He also went nuts and forgot who he was before becoming a cyborg thanks to how long he's been alive, which is why he just goes by "Jed" now.

Gambit: A Shy Guy who was raised by Bandits(as in the Mario enemy Bandits, not just random thieves). Due to a strange set of circumstances, Jed and Gambit have both ended up with Legally Distinct Designs.

Ringo Mortis: A zombie pirate popstar. No, I am not kidding.

Diane "Floyd" Floyener: A depressed ghost girl who literally eats color.

Alphonzo, the Bone King: A Minecraft Skeleton with a cape and crown who rules a kingdom populated entirely by skeletons from various other media. He's more of an annoying joke villain than a friend, but Kirby's convinced he's wearing him down.

[rufusrant]

i was tagged in another fun tag game by the ever-awesome @honeyheffron, thank you Jess X> 

top 3 ships: starrison, mclennon and wolfstar. 

lipstick or chapstick:  i always feel icked out to have something slathered on my face, so i’m not a fan of either! but if i had to choose, i’d pick lipstick. it’s pretty!

last song: english garden by ringo starr. it’s a cute little song where ringo hangs out with barbara and their dog! 

reading: ....a lot.  the book i last picked up is the careful undressing of love by corey ann haydu. it’s a beautifully-written magical realism story about cursed love and grief, and the cover is EYE CANDY. 

last movie: scott pilgrim vs the world. now this, marvel, is a comic book movie.

watching: i started rick and morty last weekend and i’m in love, but i’m still only up to season 2 because of college. wubba lubba dub dub 

i tag: @blobfishmiffy , @that-irish-gay , @brandnewovernight and i double tag @casafrass ! 

[billmartinanimation]

Artist Research 8-12-19

Frank Frazetta:

Frank Frazetta was born and raised in New York and started drawing from an early age thanks to support from this Grandmother whom he spent a large amount of his young life with.

He attended art school rather than ordinary school and blew his teachers away by his talent and passion for drawing. 

At the young age of eight he attended the Brooklyn Academy of Fine Arts, he described his teacher as supportive but not good at teaching as he often was let loose to draw whatever he wanted with the occasional look over his shoulder from his teacher.

When he turned 16 he started inking comic books working on every genre he could, and after years of drawing, inking and being featured in books he got married at aged 29.      

In 1964 Frazetta’s painting of Beatles Member Ringo Starr got noticed and he was commissioned to produce the poster art for the movie “What's New Pussycat” earning hm his whole yearly salary in one afternoon. He later was commissioned to do more movie posters making a total of seven. 

Once fazetta had secured himself a spot in movie studios he was hired to work on animated movies, an advertisement based around his work was animated by Richard Williams in 1978 and in 1980 Frazetta worked with producer Ralph Bakshi on the feature” fire and ice” mainly helping with the live action sequences to be rotoscoped later. the realism within the animation was inspired by Frazetta’s style and once Fire and Ice was released Frazetta returned to his roots of Pen and ink Illustrations being featured on album covers and later in his life he opened an exhibition called “Frazetta’s Fantasy Corner”.

Pendleton Ward:

Pendleton Ward is an American Animator, Screenwriter, producer, and Voice Actor who works for Cartoon Network, he is most famous for his work on “Adventure Time”, and the internet series “Bravest Warriors”.

Pendleton became interested in animation at an early age, his mum was an artist who was frequently working with animators and in the first grade he started making flipbooks, he often worked with his best friend Alec Coates on short comics. he later attended Calarts where he became close friends with J G quintel and Alex Hirsch, they later worked on the “Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack” together Eric Homan, vice president of Frederator Studios offered Ward a job at the studios after watching one of his films at the annual Calarts Animation Screenings.

From the years 2002-2004 Ward began work on a webcomic he called “Bueno the Bear” but he later took them down branding them as “terrible” he still keeps the name buenothebear for his website and his name on social media, however he later released a short called “Barista” starring Bueno releasing at Frederator Studios. 

Ward began animating for Federators “Random Cartoons!” airing on nicktoons, his one short titled “Adventure Time” blew up all across the internet that year reaching a million views by November 2007, he noticed the popularity of the cartoon and pitched it to Nicktoons but was rejected.

Ward began working on Cartoon Networks “Marvelous Adventures of Flapjack” as a storyboard artist, as it was a storyboard driven show it allowed pendleton and the other artists to add dialogue and action based on what was assigned to them. 

During this time ward worked with many other modern influential animators such as Mike Roth (known for Regular Show) and Alex Hirsch (known for his work on Gravity Falls) This inspired Pendleton to re-approach Adventure Time in the same way when it was picked back up as a show.

Andrew Maclean:

Ward developed Adventure Time as a full series and worked on it until around it’s fifth season when he stopped making it, ward still had his input on the show by checking over the script however that’s all he did until the shows end in 2018. 

Andrew Maclean is a writer and illustrator behind the comic head looper, a story about a viking warrior and the severed head of a witch.

Head looper started out as a project for Maclean however in 2015 it was picked up to be a four issue miniseries releasing from Image Comics.

Maclean got the idea from a drawing he did for “Brand New Nostalgia” the theme was vikings and maclea when he was finished was left with an illustration of a viking holding a witches head on the end of their sword.

Justin Roiland:

Justin Roiland grew up in california and attended Sierra High School up until the first quarter of his senior year before transferring over to Manteca High School for the rest of his senior year, after High School he attended Modesto Junior College.

He eventually moved to Houston Texas in early 2004 and got involved with Channel 101 and LA media collective started by Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab where he directed and starred in various movie shorts. 

He now works as a voice actor and co writer for the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty, he voiced several characters in the show. 

In the 2016 Rick and Morty panel he stated that one of his key influences was Pendleton Ward and that he loved watching the Ren and Stimpy show as a child. 

In an interview for Rolling Stone he stated that he loves making cartoons and games as it allows him to work from his apartment without leaving the house. 

Roiland continued to make Rick and Morty,  launch new games and raise money for charities such as Hurricane relief where he raised over $200,000 alongside Alex Hirsch and Ethan Klien.

Matt Groening:

In February 2019 Roiland alongside Elon Musk Hosted an episode of Pewdiepie’s Meme review under the request of Pewdiepie’s fans. 

Matt Groening was born on February 15th 1954 and became interested in drawing at an early age. 

He attended ainsworth elementary school, a liberal art school which he described as a “hippie college” with no grades or required classes. Whilst there he began writing and drawing cartoons for his schools newspaper and became interested in cartoons after watching disneys’ One hundred and one dalmatians.

In 1977 at the age of 23 Groening left to work in Los Angeles as a writer, he worked odd jobs here and there and hated it,  he hated it so much that he self published a comic about it called “Life In Hell” It became an immediate success and gave Groening new attention as a cartoonist.

Groening was later asked by James L Brooks  to adapt his life in hell strips into an animated series, groening feared this would cause him to lose ownership rights and destroy the comic so after coming up with the idea in Brooks’ office he quickly sketched out the simpsons family which he then planned to be the animated series Brooks wanted Groening based and named a lot of the simpsons characters after his own family.

Groening after creating the simpsons and seeing he amazingly popular it was becoming began work on new animated projects such as Futurama, Groening got the idea for futurama after getting together with his co-writer for the simpsons David X Cohen and discussing the idea of “life in the year 3000” he pitched the idea to Fox and after what he described as the “Worst experience in his adult life” it was accepted to go on the air.

Groening also went on the create the fantasy series disenchantment a netflix series originating from one of Groenings’ sketchbooks full of creatures that couldn’t go in the simpsons. 

Alex Hirsch:

Alex Hirsch was born in piedmont california in 1985 and graduated from Piedmont High school.

He went on to attend the California Institute of arts and created a number of short films including his senior project “Off The Wall” which combined live action and animation. He graduated from CalArts in 2007.

After graduation Hirsch got his first job as a storyboard artist and writer for “The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack alongside Future Adventure Time creator Pendleton Ward and J.G Quintel he would also go on to create the pilot for the Disney Channel Series Fish Hooks alongside Maxwell adams and future Rick and Morty creator Justin Roiland.

Hirsch then made it big in 2012 when he created the series Gravity Falls for Disney Channel set in the fictional town of Gravity Falls Oregon it premiered in June that same year and was an instant success, Hirsch provided most of the voices for his characters, The show was moved to Disney XD in 2014 and would a Bafta Children’s award and an Annie award in 2015, Hirsch sadly ended the show in 2016 to pursue other projects.��

[kineticpenguin]

This fake post going around about “Elon’s Musk” attractiveness spray just reminded me of something I read awhile back. John Ringo (of “OH JOHN RINGO NO” infamy) wrote a very silly post about the inevitability of the zombie apocalypse because of some nerd-rapist inventing something that makes women attracted to his pheromones with unbridled lust or something. I’m pretty sure this wound up becoming a Rick & Morty episode, somehow.

As the post is like 6 years old now, I’m having trouble finding some of the posts from other bloggers that thoroughly debunked the notion that this was possible. IIRC, the gist is simply: humans (and animals more neurologically complex than insects in general) simply don’t work that way. We’re not ants, bees, or termites. We don’t primarily communicate through noses. We all have way too much going on to be ordered around by trace chemicals in armpit stank.

[cranberrybogmummy]

PROMPTS (FOR art or FIC)

Prompts:

Rick is a Professor at Backupsmore

Stanchez :Steven Universe Gemsona AU

Rick & Morty: eat at Bob’s burgers, Rick eats, Tina attempts to flirt with Morty

Morty and Dipper play Magic the Gathering durning a rainy day at the shack, (while trying to ignore the sounds coming from upstairs)

Mabel and Summer give waddles a make over

Summer/Ace Mcshane, Rick and Seven glare at each other

The 11th Doctor attempts to steal Stan’s fez

Rick & Morty Space Pirate!Summer

Stanchez: Punk!Rick and Disco!Stan love at first punch

Star Wars Stanchez AU: Stan and Rick are smugglers.

Stan attempts to steal Rick’s bacon

Mystery Quartet: drunk on ‘shine surrounded by tiny robots

Mystery Quartet: at one point or another Rick has fucked all of them, but only Rick knows this

Stanchez: Stan & Rick as ‘Ringo’ and Hunny-bunny from Pulp fiction

Steven Universe/ Rick & Morty - Rick and Amethyst party while Pearl looks on Disapprovingly

Stanchez: Rub-dub-dub two gross old men in a tub

Gravity falls: Stan likes the WORST beer in the US Old canoe Beer (design the logo).

Rick & Morty:Cat!Rick: is a thin, white cat with one yellow eye and one blue best hunter.

Rick & Morty: Parrot!Rick is African Grey, and despite knowing more words then any other bird even of his very intelligent breed, mostly says: FUCK YOU! and Screeches at 4 am.

Mystery Quartet: Everyone is kinda terrified of Rick’s homemade cocktail the Stanchez sipper. well, Everyone but Fidds.

Rick & Morty: The eldritch abomination Morty lost his virginity too, keeps texting him. It thinks they are dating.

Rick & Morty: Mrs. Frizzle is  rick’s younger Half sister picture a family reunion

Stanchez: Vampire!Rick/Werewolf!Stan

Star Trek AU: I dunno but like Stan is a Klingon

@zoxiee: I can see Parrot!Rick in your style.

[thedrag0nking]

2:39 P.M.

Yoshika and Kogasa head gone out of the city heading back into the outskirts just to travel back home to take Seiga's body and bring her back to life as a jiangshi. While the jiangshi is against this, she doesn't want the hermit to become a monster, a jiangshi like her but she can't handle her loss nor can the jiangshi ever let go, her dysfunctional love for her master is very powerful as does her hatred. Upon arrival, she finally returned to the cemetery, the cemetery where they had just buried her last night. They even gave her a proper burial. Yoshika just turns away from her grave, shedding tears gritting her teeth knowing that Seiga is finally dead. Kogasa as always looked around for Ringo and Seiran if they see her, seems the cost is clear so they have to dig her body up quickly as soon as possible.

" T-tch, d-damn you...damn me... I hated you..yet I loved you at the same time... "

" Clear for now, but we gotta dig her body up from the grave quickly before they get here.. "

The umbrella Yokai didn't waste no time and started digging Seiga's grave, shoveling and tossing away the dirt.

" Sensei, please don't leave me out here okay...? "

The jiangshi after mourning for her former master she joined in using her large claws to dig away the dirt alongside her apprentice with no question or more words coming out of her mouth. The jiangshi and the umbrella when they dug deep enough that hit the old hermit's coffin they remove all the remaining dirt, Kogasa climbs out of the grave all the while Yoshika being the muscle grabs that coffin lifting it back up and the umbrella had wasted no time but to assist the mourning jiangshi. Once they finally got her coffin out of the grave she opened it revealing her still fresh preserved body now placed within the coffin. Yoshika, placing her hand on her old master's face, shedding tears apologising to Seiga for what she had done, for failing her, for being the absolute worse child she's ever had. She carries her body out of the coffin as Yoshika walks away from her old home and Kogasa follows her while taking talismans out of her pocket.

" We got her body sensei, now let's go back to the city and start with the ritual... "

" Kogasa, we're going into the city she's taking us to a better place to do it... "

" Over there, not far from here.. "

The two continued walking while the hanya mask is humming a soft tune mimicking the voice of a woman just to ease the mood and when they finally made it to a better place to ressurect her Yoshika gently set her master down on the ground as the two sat down all around her. Kogasa now writes the ancient chinese language onto the talisman where the hermit will still have her humanity and her sentience even after being damned as a jiangshi for an eternity. As the black ink has dried, she gave the talisman to the jiangshi to add the finishing touch. She oblidges for she placed the talisman onto her forehead where it'll remain onto the body forever and the talism cannot be destroyed by magical or other means. Yoshika cut her finger and the blood drips all the down from her hand now fallen into Seiga's mouth just to add one final ingredient to complete the ritual as the body of the hermit began convulsing until she stopped, both of her eyes turn white and she slowly sat her entire body, feeling those sounds of cracking from her body. Her arms straight forward due to rigor mortis and now begins the new life of Seiga Kaku no longer the wicked hermit, damned as a jiangshi for all eternity. Seiga moved her mouth slowly and began to speak. Her body despite being fresh smelled absolutely awful. She sees her jiangshi next to her, tears now flooding into her eyes in joy not even caring that she's an undead just like her.

" Yoshi...ka...my baby.... "

" I-It works...! "

" Okay I think I forgot we should've remove the rigor mortal and oh god she's smell's so BAD... "

Yoshika placing her hand on her mistress's shoulders, wondering if she knows what is going right now with her, she didn't seem to paid attention to herself becoming like her which worried her that half her brain must've rotted too.

" S-Seiga? C-can you understand me? I'm sorry...I-I'm so sorry... "

Seiga's body once again move as she sets her forehead, against hers trying her best to comfort her even in this state. Yoshika is and always will be everything to her, despite the horrible things she's done, she will always forgive her and will always loved her like a daughter.

" No...No..more tears...just stop...No more crying... "

Yoshika wipes her tears away as she hugs her former mistress tightly, and Kogasa just watches the quiet moment the two have for eachother. While she's happy that her sensei is reunited but she's also creeped out at the fact that....Seiga is now a corpse. Yeah it's a bit of a mix for her but then again this is her idea.