#to see me ever do LMFAOAOA

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hey im sorry for sending a request i didn't know u stopped taking them 😭

btw LOOK AT HIM hes so cute

i dont think you ever sent a request ? + i think ppl get confused between the difference of a thirst and a request because i answer so many asks someone would probably consider to be a request so ill just explain it rq before i forget

requests are like asking for something. “can you write smut for jeff ? with the kinks, knifeplay, choking and marking??” that is a request. however thirsts are different

thirsts are you basically sharing an idea with me. whether its sfw or nsfw doesnt matter but you aren’t asking me to create something. you’re sharing your own ideas with me. “imagine metalhead jeff with a reader that’s also a metalhead. both playing heavy metal so loud you cant hear the moans and screams as jeff fucks them roughly.” is a thirst. you’re sharing your idea with me and typically, i eventually respond and add onto it. there’s difference between requests and thirsts and thirsts dont even have to be that long. it could simply be “OMGGG imagine toby with an inexperienced reader 🤭🤭” and i still count that as a thirst because it’s vague enough for me to add onto with my own thoughts.

with that out of the way OH MY LANTA THE CAT IS SO CUTE LOOK AT THOSE BIG OL’ EYESSSS I LOVE CATSS <3 🫶🫶🫶

[twiixr4kidz]

Might I request some crowley hcs??? Just for me🥺 If not, anything Ramona Flowers we be amazing😁

little did you know, i've had these brewing in my drafts since september >:3 i hope these are adequate..........

crowley headcanons!!

smells like a cup of fancy italian coffee that's slowly sipped on the balcony of a hidden restaurant. there's a plate of spaghetti in front of you but the roses are too fragrant for you to be able to enjoy it. he's musky and warm and has this faint smokey smell because he's, yknow, a fucking demon :3

pomegranate enthusiast

I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD FUCK WITH MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS YKNOW??????

he can BAKE

get this mofo in the kitchen n he's poppin out with the finest cuisine you've ever layed your eyes on.........

probably owns a banjo (cannot play the banjo)

the gothest goth to ever goth

he was there for the birth of londen after midnight

he cannot fucking sit still to save his own life

this motherfucker is constantly moving, shifting his weight from one side to the other, touching and playing with literally everything

the black cat bf to azi's golden retriever bf

i saw somebody say that crowley invented rickrolling and that is so real

he's the reason i can't open tiktok without the 2014 josh hutcherson whistle edit being shoved down my throat LMFAOAOA

wears high heels like a fucking PRO

drag queen crowley, end of sentence i will not be elaborating

i can see him dressing the same way lestat and louis do interview with the vampire

[kaveuh]

can i get you on the matchup event sharty 😩😫‼️ JKJK unless......

GAHAHSHAHAHA ALR ALR

FANDOM : GENSHIN IMPACT

PERSONALITY ?!

if you cant tell from the opening i am a bit of a chaotic gremlin. a tiny bit of a troublemaker. just a little lad inconviniencing others for my own personal amusement. the rage , concern and sheer exhaustion others express when seeing me approach them makes me feel raw happiness and glee.

or at least thats what im like once we get to know eachother for more than 5 months AHAHAHAHAHA first month or two i meet people i am similar to the "shy hot rich dark haired divorcee , emotionally constipated hard dom character" character trope you see in medias and all. like i do Not talk unless spoken to, and usually then i just kinda nod and make agreeing noises LMFAOAOA

anyway during friendship state i would jumpscare people by revealing an exaggerated summary of past events. like, "the principal at my elementary school used to chase me down alot" or "i fell into a sewer once" so they'll go ??? and then i dont elaborate and dissapear into thin air . . . .

next stage is a draw them alot. like i go and ask them "hey ! lets say, in an absolutely 100% hypothetical situation, that we are married. eo you wear the dress or suit. answer now gogogo." or something of the sort, draw them and never show them because im a lil shy SJDKKDKSKD

after that i shyly ask if .......... they wanna go hangout and do smth ............. like .............. commit crimes together or smth maybe .............................. because i am mentally ill and does not know how people usually hangout 👍 following that, i sometimes drop hints that im not okay in the head. like i cant think of an example rn at the top of my head but when asked if im okay or whatev i always go "when have i ever been . . . " and proceed to make shart jokes HAHSGAGAGAHAGAHAGAHA

like everyone else, there would be time when i crack and need some time to recover. during this period, i just isolate myself and dissapear without a trace and dont come back until i feel a bit better, and if asked i just go "dw abt it" and change the topic 👍 i dont really like troubling others with my problems because i always feel like since its My problem that I should deal with it because not only do i know myself best, things are sometimes better when done alone.

so to sum it up : shy, hella quiet at first. but slowly opens up by showing my funky little doodles and then after that is absolute chaos. you are now a part of my circus

additionally : i speak fluent sarcasm, has the humor of a 14 y.o (cum/dick/generally inappropriate jokes). once were good friends i Will insult you in a gentle way because idk how to be nice without being a lil mean sometimes 👍 i also like calling people clowns, fools and sharties.

i also listen to edgy vocaloid music (MARETU and other stuff) and it concerns people when i listen to them sometimes but I CANT HELP IT THEY SLAP SO HARD OKAY ‼️

i also have mild god complex SKSKDKDKC IM, IM SO ARROGANT BUT LIKE IM ALSO KINDA COWARDLY ???? i say things like " this world was made for me. I am The Emperor, the Ruler of this world and everyone shall bow to me and kiss my feet. " but then i go sit in the very back hoping that no one notices me AHAHAHAHAHAH

HOBBIES ?!

uh , drawing, gently traumitizing friends with cursed knowledge and imagery. reading but cONLY if its reader inserted 👍 i used to write but not anymore, so sometimes i dig my old books like a lil molerat to read my old writings because i dislike myself

DREAM DATE ?!

sharty getting a date is already a dream come true 😭😭😭 idk if i could ask for more LMAOAOAOAO but u u h, staying inside while it rains really hard . . . i just really like the rain bc it gets cold sometimes and i like curling up into a ball and sleep wawawa . . or just dates where you get to have lots of fun and get to show off or whatever alot, like arcade/festival game dates !!!

idk what else to put here ngl HAWHAHAGAHWHAH

[ note ] ure officially #1 on my pookie bear list smirk

l THE GOD COMPLEX PART IS LITERALLU SNEDING ME HELP ME IMAGINE JUST LISTENIGN TO SOME EDGY VOCALOID SONGS AND ACTING LIKE A LIGHT KINNIE WITH THE DEATH NOTE 😭😭

i got carried away with this one again

I SHIP YOU WITH… ❁𓂃 ִֶָ  🥥 ٬٬

a.itto 🍓🍒

• YOU AND HIM TOGETHER = EVERYONE RUNNING AWAY BCS THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT

• itto’s one of the few people who wouldn’t get annoyed by your presence tbh, but you can try annoying him

• he’s equally as annoying as ch*lde but in a funnier way ‼️

• OK SINCE YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU’RE MORE ON THE LESS TALKING SIDE FOR THE FIRST TWO OR MORE MONTHS OF MEETING, ITTO DEFINITELY TAKES THE LEAD 😼

• “AND I SAW THIS HUGE ONIKABUTO! YOU THINK I CAN BEAT THAT KID WITH THIS?!” *head nodding, humming, smiling*

• once you get a bit more comfortable with itto, the two of you would have a prank war… and it’ll exhaust everyone around you

• YOU PROBABLY ONCE HAD A BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD TOO 💀

• itto is the type to get jumpscared easily, so whenever you’d drop something like, “i almost got arrested and fell into the sewer lmao” he’d literally just go ???? SPEECHLESS HELP

• he’s usually the one to ask to go on a date or something so when you shyly 🥺👉👈 (HELP) ask him to go out HE WAS BEAMING WITH HAPPINESS WITH TEARS OF JOY

• he actually knows about the fact that you draw him btw lol, he sees you staring at him occasionally BUT DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING‼️ HE WANTS TO WAIT FOR YOU TO SHOW HIM INSTEAD

• if you ever end up isolating yourself from him, or even feeling down, HE WILL KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG ESP IF YOU’RE ACTING DIFFERENT !! expect tons of gifts (including onikabutos) coming your way because he has no idea on how to comfort someone so he relies on gift giving and physical affection!

• he also doesn’t mind if you send him cursed images, not that he’s phased by it, rather he’d be amused by it and show it to his gang to traumatize them instead LMAOO

• ITTO’S THE TYPE OF BF TO PASS YOU TO AUX CORD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK! he’ll listen to the music you put on even if he doesn’t particularly like the genre. he loved you, so he’ll deal with it and let the song grow in him <33

• you cannot tell me that this man doesn’t have 14 y.o fortnite humor either like 😭 he definitely tries to get sara to fight him again by going “i bet you’ll lose a 1v1 against me in fortnite…” and he doesn’t even play.

• so overall, arataki itto truly is the best man you could ever ask for because he will take you everywhere, on random dates, onikabuto fighting, games, etc.

[horrorfllms]

I was tagged by the lovely @spaceageboudicca thanks for tagging me sweetheart <3

Nickname: I don’t have a nickname now since y’know, my name is really basic or maybe just because I have uncreative friends, maybe it’s both but anyway,, in middle school they used to call me “jelly” and I used to think it was the most creative shit ever but like,, boy,, was I wrong LMFAOAOA.

Star Sign: Scorpio! ( I will not tolerate any scorpio slander, i dunno which scorpios hurt y’all but it wasn’t me so pls don’t come for me )

Height: I’m 5’3,, im rly out here being bold as fuck whenever I tell someone to fight me because they could easily tip me over and I’d cry so,, TEA.

Last Film I Saw: Black Mirror, BanderSnatch. ( I GOT THE SHITTIEST ENDINGS SO IM KINDA STILL PRESSED ABOUT THAT )

Favorite Musician: I’m gonna list five because the person who tagged me in this did that so don’t mind if I do the same!

• This is so cliche but the 1975 of course are going to be first, not just because of their “aEstHEtic” or because of their edgy, love songs, or ‘bops,’ I’ve just always admired how they care so much about music and making sure people can connect to it in their own way and how, they write songs we can soundtrack to our lives as cliche as that sounds, also because they practically saved my life so,, it be like that y’know?

• Miss Ariana Grande? Yeah I’d die for her in a split second, without a doubt. The way she carries herself and does whatever the fuck she pleases is something I think is hard to find in some artist or bands because usually they listen or do whatever the fans want/what makes them happy instead of themselves, so props to ariana for putting her foot down and putting some messy ass people in their place, I honestly could NEVER.

• Paramore, their music will always have a special place in my heart. Hayley Williams? That right there is a fucking WOMAN I’m always gonna love and look up to, shes so resilient and I don’t how else to explain it, all I know is, I’m whipped as fuck for her.

• Arctic Monkeys, their album “AM” helped me through my last break up, alex turner and his vocals and the LYRICS?? sign me the fuck up, that’s some good ass content right there, honestly an album that I’m for sure always going to love and remember, especially since it made me feel not so,, alone.

• Harry Styles, that man right there, has my WHOLEASS HEART, his album?? PURE FUCKING GOLD. the vocals and the lyrics and the emotion he put into that album, makes me tear up because he’s come such a long way since one direction and not only is he a good artist, he’s a genuinely good person with kind intentions and I will NOT tolerate any slander towards him. talk shit get hit ya hear?

Songs Stuck In My Head: Sunflower - Post Malone, Swae Lee. I listened to this song probably about 10 times this morning as I was getting dressed, I just love how it’s so light and soft and the beat, the beat is so catchy, it makes me feel like I’m in a superhero movie y’know? It’s an amazing song and no one can convince me otherwise, although I do wish it was longer.

Other Blogs I Like: I don’t necessarily use this app everyday, but when I do, I always find myself reblogging whatever makes me happy or what I think will help my followers feel better because believe it or not I care about y’alls happiness. In conclusion, I reblog whatever I like.

Do I Get Asks?: No I don’t, which is s a d. I don’t bite so if you guys want ask me things pls!! ( this is me nicely begging for y’all to talk to me but also trying not to look rly desperate )

Blogs Following: 1,651! If I haven’t followed some of you back since I’m stupid and don’t really check my notifications, don’t hesitate to let me know!

What Am I Wearing?: An old the 1975 shirt from the ILIWYS era ( that was an iconic era btw ),, some ripped jeans and my black vans.

Dream Job: Therapist, or anything that has to do with the mind and helping people really because I know what it’s like to not really feel heard and how sometimes you just need someone to hear you out and actually know and see that they CARE.

Dream Trip: Paris, the reason being it seems so soft and romantic and like, it’d be amazing to go there with my girlfriend some day so we could make some unforgettable memories. I mean, what’s better than taking the most beautiful girl I know and love to an ethereal place?

Play Any Instruments: No I don’t but only because I suck at learning and have the attention span of a squirrel but I mean, I’d like to learn how to play something one day!!

Languages: English, Spanish and my girlfriend is suppose to teach me ASL since she’s fluent in it, my lil smart baby.

Favorite Food: Sushi, Wings, Tacos, Ceviche, Mac And Cheese, Grilled Cheese, Fries, Basically Anything just as long as it’s cooked right!

I’m Tagging: @sidekickjoey @bitch-egg @sunshiney-thot @syntheticapparitions @teyris-leigh @mossyross @yukfool @trumanmatthew @hsnccarsbending @the1975zac