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endious · 1 year
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hey im sorry for sending a request i didn't know u stopped taking them 😭
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btw LOOK AT HIM hes so cute
i dont think you ever sent a request ? + i think ppl get confused between the difference of a thirst and a request because i answer so many asks someone would probably consider to be a request so ill just explain it rq before i forget
requests are like asking for something. “can you write smut for jeff ? with the kinks, knifeplay, choking and marking??” that is a request. however thirsts are different
thirsts are you basically sharing an idea with me. whether its sfw or nsfw doesnt matter but you aren’t asking me to create something. you’re sharing your own ideas with me. “imagine metalhead jeff with a reader that’s also a metalhead. both playing heavy metal so loud you cant hear the moans and screams as jeff fucks them roughly.” is a thirst. you’re sharing your idea with me and typically, i eventually respond and add onto it. there’s difference between requests and thirsts and thirsts dont even have to be that long. it could simply be “OMGGG imagine toby with an inexperienced reader 🤭🤭” and i still count that as a thirst because it’s vague enough for me to add onto with my own thoughts.
with that out of the way OH MY LANTA THE CAT IS SO CUTE LOOK AT THOSE BIG OL’ EYESSSS I LOVE CATSS <3 🫶🫶🫶
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iiwaijime · 2 months
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SUNDAY
as of [whenever i am posting this, although it is being written in my notes app on sunday] , ENDGAME and the 200 follower event are both going on HIATUS indefinitely . feel free to still send requests for it though !! i will try to do them to the best of my ability but no consistency is guaranteed . it is not that i don't want to write, but rather i cannot post . the internet / wifi has been turned off since wednesday (as of sunday) to prevent further issues . life is scary ,, of course ,, but we stay strong fr . not sure when all this will end but yeah . oh !! basically my country's on the brink of civil war (as of sunday ,, hopefully situations will improve) and everything's shut down . no school until idk when ,, but there is also a curfew and no TV to know wtf is going on . search up bangladesh quota protests to know more . try to spread it around ,, idk . they are killing kids on the streets . not just the students . actual kids . civilians . save bangladeshi students . i will try to stay safe !! hopefully my family and i have nothing to fear ,, as we're living in one of the inner parts of the city and our city is more peaceful than violent right now !! but wtvr . none of this really matters . what matters is that [bad things] woman is willing to do anything ,, incl . burn her own country down to stay in power . they are watching us (i wish this was a joke but i have seen/heard the drones)
ily ygs :33 idk if the internet will stay or not so im literally word vomiting everything i can LMFAO
this is freaky bro its so scary i cant .
if i get enough time n motivation i might redo endgame as a whole tbh
either way . stay safe ,, ill stay safe ,, may we meet again in happier times .
or like tmr if these bitches dont cut the net again
also ; update as of 2am tuesday ,, still no wifi or tv or school odhdjdj i wna die so bad
7pm ish tuesday ,, getting broadband connections back but no yt or facebook (idc) . office hours ,, albeit shortened ones are restarting in my city but other places are experiencing curfew still afaik .
THEY TOOK IT BQCK BUT ALSO LIKE. ITS SO SLOW
hyena // j out : )
tags bc yeah
@alchemisticramblings HAM:( TELL SHO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALSO I CANT GET ON DISCORD BC NOTHINGS WORKING
@sweetlyvibe NORA !!!
@mixzimi MIMI !!!!!
@weepingangelboy dad we r so fucked plz kidnap me alr
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hi hi hi bug!! i hope you’re having a good morning/evening/afternoon!! i literally broke my phone on saturday i think? or sunday? so i haven’t been online at all but WHAT IS THIS UPDATE?? ANGEL FOOD CAKE?? i need all the lore right now like stop im literally so happy for you !!! you sound so happy and this literally sounds so cute like tell me why i’m kicking my feet and giggling reading you talk about her!! <333
Hi hi hi I’m assuming this is mango anon speaking!!! Correct me if I’m wrong please <3
idc if y’all perceive me, I’m in love with this girl and WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT <3 (just ask q I’m not joking) this is the incoherent timeline and other various rambles. Just for you <3
I’ve literally been having the best week ever, which lowkey scares me cause like…having the best week where I’ve been happy the whole time??? Suspicious.
I’m sorry that your phone broke </333 I hope you’re doing well now!!! How have you been love???
Ohoho you said my favorite words 🥰🥰🥰 getting to ramble about the girl I’m in love with??? Absolutely!!
Story time!!! YIPEE!!!! <3333
We met through a mutual irl of mine in 7th grade (wild I know. Online safety??? Thrown out the window). We both survived this person, they turned out to not be very good and we’ll leave it at that because this is about me and her not them <3 :)
Anyways, so I’ve known her since 7th grade, she’s about a year older than me !!! But she’s literally so smart so she skipped a grade AND graduated early <33 she’s in her second year of college rn 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ back to story time! We became really quick friends. Like calls every night, constantly texting, laughing, the works.
Around the end of 8th grade I got like really depressed- oops— and we had been flirting for like a whole year this whole time. But one of my “friends” :| we’ll call them “J” they were really manipulative and saw I wasn’t in the best state mentally so uhm— with a little push from them I ended up ghosting her. I was like deep in like and was feeling really insecure about some things…she wasn’t responding to my texts and it hurt me because she was posting about talking to other people. I know guys— I was really childish but I was in fact a literal child.
So after J pushed me to ghost them (full on block their number, delete my discord, block them on social media) I felt so much worse </33 I’m gonna skip over some stuff you guys don’t need to know about J but my friends very much hate them for good reason <3
Around Freshman year I think…? Angel and I started talking again, I tried really hard not to fall for her again but when someone keeps talking about how much they want to kiss you and how safe they feel with you and stuff??? I was a goner. Y’all like loser Suna right? Yeah that’s me guys </3
I tried really hard to tone down my flirting because one of our friends kept telling me that she was a lesbian (i identified as a man at the time 🧍🏻‍♀️ now I’m everything and nothing at the same time <3) and there was no way she could like me— I think we stopped talking for a little bit again— life got in the way you know. We kept coming back to each other though :)
Junior year— I know! I made a jump!!! But sophomore year I don’t really remember 🧍🏻‍♀️ (I will not elaborate </3) She came back into my life again, we had a little falling out because I said I would try better to talk to her but it was difficult to do that (I forgot I had her number smh).
And now we’re in my senior year!!! And we’re back :) Found out all the texts I was sending weren’t going through lol, she doesn’t save numbers and like turned on a feature that wouldn’t let her get texts or calls from anyone that wasn’t saved in her phone! And I sent a like long confession explaining why I ghosted her and that I liked her, we had a talk about it and now we’re back!!!
We both decided that it’s best for us to wait until after college to do anything. We both just want to treat each other the best we can and we can’t do that with where we’re currently at in life, so like three more years but what’s three years in the grand scheme of things???
Sorry that was probably so much information you didn’t want lol </3 I’ll give you the cutesy stuff now!!! :)
We’re still friends, just friends who know we like each other, I have a plan rn to get my license and I actually have family that live 20 minutes from her so I’m going to visit her once I get comfortable driving. We have a few dates planned and stuff <3
I’m trying to figure out when prom is for my school because I want to see if she would be willing/able to come down. Guys I really just want to dance with her, I’m so down bad you have no idea. Unfortunately schools don’t plan that far ahead </33 so I have to wait and it will probably be a no 😔
She’s in nursing school so of course I had to make a joke you know 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ “Oh no, I guess I have to skin my knee so you can put a bandaid on it and give me a kiss.” AND SHE GOES “Silly, you don’t have to get hurt if you want a kiss.” HWHFJSJXDB
I love when she calls me silly, idk— it just makes me giggle. So of course she calls me silly 🥰 I call her angel (clearly 🧍🏻‍♀️) because it has a similar effect 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
She sent me a photo of her blowing a kiss at the camera the other day and just goes “A kiss 4 u <3”
As I mentioned, we’re getting matching pjs!! We have so many things planned omg. I’ll just ss some texts instead of trying to be coherent <3
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And then of course I made us a playlist that we listen to together during the day when we can’t talk to each other :) and she has her own special ringtone. This is an ongoing saga but believe me. She has me giggling and kicking my feet too lol <333 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Thank you for wanting to hear about this and letting me ramble!!! <3
I hope you’re doing good!!! Remember to eat food and drink water (I just finished dinner and I’m drinking water rn promise!!!)
<3
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unreadthis · 4 years
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tl;dr — hiii i'm rachel, my blog is literally just me simping for fictional characters from a shit ton of books and movies. if you happen to read/watch/listen to the same ones, leave a like on this post and let's be mutuals!! also, feel free to send me a message or send asks about anything <33
books
📚current read : rule of wolves - leigh bardugo
six of crows duology (5/5)
nikolai duology (4.5/5)
shadow and bone trilogy (4/5)
demon in the woods, the tailor (4/5)
villains series (5/5)
the invisible life of addie larue (5/5)
monsters of verity duology (4/5)
harry potter series (4/5)
these violent delights (4/5)
we were liars (4/5)
the inheritance games (4/5)
crazy rich asians trilogy (4/5)
maze runner series (3.5/5)
the gilded wolves (3.5/5)
stalking jack the ripper (3/5)
the shadows between us (3/5)
shows/movies
📽 current watch : penthouse
brooklyn nine nine
peaky blinders
the good place
avatar the last airbender
the umbrella academy
girl from nowhere
la casa de papel
defending jacob
the queen's gambit
fresh off the boat
once upon a time
movies: knives out, parasite, ocean's 8, kingsman, little women
kdramas: crash landing on you, vincenzo, hotel del luna, start up, true beauty, itaewon class
songs and singers
🎶 on repeat : this is love - air traffic controller
(in no particular order) frank ocean, harry styles, the neighborhood, bon iver, lorde, arctic monkeys, chase atlantic, rich brian, niki, joji, hozier, daniel caesar, sza, alina baraz, aminé, stray kids, kali uchis, lana del rey, dumbfoundead, dpr live, sabrina claudio, ardhito pramono, two feet, zayn, mother mother, radiohead, the darts
if anyone is in any of the same fandom let's be mutuals! hmu if you want to be friends and talk about any of these books, shows, or singers; or if you need to vent about anything, i'm here to listen <3
PLEASEEE send asks about me, my blog, or literally anything, the most random shit is fine idc please i love answering them and i have nothing to do (besides my missing assignments but we don't talk about that)
i have a side blog ( @dagger-and-dresses ) where i just reblog pretty dresses that i wear to my ballroom before-sleep fake scenarios yk how it is, so yeah if u want to check that out that'll be cool
okay that's all i have to say i wish you all a very pleasant evening :)
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milks-writings · 4 years
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✿.。.:*☆.:*:.☆*.:。.✿.。.:*☆.:*:.☆*.:。.✿.
☆*.:。.✿ 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥: GENERAL RELATIONSHIP HCS WITH SAKUSA PLEASEEEEE
☆*.:。.✿ 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Kiyoomi Sakusa x GN!Reader
☆*.:。.✿ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: swearing but I swear one day imma stop, a NSFW joke
☆*.:。.✿ 𝕒/𝕟: SAKUSA SIMP NATION RISEEE
☆*.:。.✿ 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥
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☆*.:。.✿ Headcanons:
General relationship HC with Sakusa:
I LOVE THIS MAN BYE
12/10 snaccusa carries around sanitizer, gloves, and masks for you two
He has two small emergency bags with those things and also some plasters etc with him whenever you leave the house
You forgot something? No problem, he always carries it around too
Damn, you might even carry around a lipstick from Fenty and he got the same just in case you forget it aojsdfdj
Sakusa is a very caring person once he finally will open up, and will always make sure you are happy
There is no day which will pass without him asking if you want something
“Babe?” “Yes?” “Do you need anything? I can get it” YES HE LOVES YOU AND CARES ABOUT YOU EVEN THO HE MIGHT NOT SHOW BYE
This man will also def be a big tsundere around others like Atsumu “Omi, can I get a kiss?” “No” BUT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS HE WILL LITERALLY HOLD YOU AND JUST BE ANNOYED OVER HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU OAIJSDFJSDH
“Ugh, being this much in love sucks” “No” “Yeah alright, it doesn’t”
WILL ALWAYS TRY TO BE IN THE RIGHT BUT HE WILL GIVE UP EASILY AHHRHRASH
“That does not equal 4” “It does, Y/N” “the right answer is 5, sakusa” “Oh, you are right” ??? WHY DOE
10/10 he will always hold your hand whenever no one is around, or whenever there is a big crowd
He just decided it randomly “Let's hold hands babe” and you are like ??? okay I ain’t complaining <33
This boy is SO SWEET even though it might show not at all
He always buys you your favorite food and brings it over to your house, and your parents love him for that
They also love him for being clean and always helping you to clean up your room <33
Yes, that's another thing you two do, cleaning up your or his room. It only reassures him it's clean in your room and in his too
CUTE DATES ON THE BEACH AHHH
He will take you to the beach where he already prepared a pick-nick and where you two just sit down and enjoy the sun setting
Of course he had cooked all the meals he brought with him
AND HE IS A GREAT COOK IDC WHAT Y’ALL SAY UGH
He also loves just staying home with you and having a sleepover where you do face masks
he might even allow you to paint his fingernails
On sleepovers you two will also gossip beCAUSE I HAVE THIS STRONG FEELING HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE AHRHHSHR
But only because of Atsumu oop
LOTS OF HUGS AND CUDDLES ALSO KISSES ARE EXCHANGED WHILE THE SLEEPOVER <33
Please come to his games :((
He loves it whenever you cheer on him with his jersey on, it feels like the whole world is on his side and every bit of his serves and spikes etc. is just on point
ALSO BLS BRING LOVE AND SUPPORT AHRHHARHS
He barely says ‘I love you’ but only because he wants to keep those special words special and only wants to say them on the perfect moments  
He prefers saying ‘I like you a lot’ so the other three words will only be said on special events like your wedding, or on your anniversary etc.
The type of boyfriend who doesn’t get jealous easily. He trusts you a lot and knows that there is no way you would cheat on him. If you would fall out of love, you would tell him, and he believes that strongly. So seeing you interact with Atsumu or maybe other boys makes him actually happy that you don’t feel like you aren’t allowed to talk to others
Though he will get jealous if you start to ignore him, and will also get quickly worried about having done something wrong so he will cook you something and take you out on a date, to talk to you personally about the issue and not text about that
Talking about texting, he prefers calls and meetings instead of texting, but he always sends good morning and good night texts, no matter how much you talked that day
Sakusa barely uses pet names, but if he does, these are names like “babe” or “darling” or “honey”. He would rather give you a nickname since he believes that its much more personal than a stupid pet name
He would def make sure you have access to his phone, not because you need to check if he is loyal, but in case something came between and your phone died but he isn’t there
You two also sometimes just change phones and scroll through all the feeds since its much more interesting then instead of seeing always the same aojsdf
He expresses his love with just sharing things with you, like his pencil etc without sanitizing it before using it since it feels like his germs also got yours?? asdfsdf if you get what I mean
His favorite types of kisses are forehead kisses. Like yes, give him forehead kisses, give him so much till he dies in affection
Favorite type of affection is def hugging. He loves hugs so much and would do it anytime if he has the possibility
ALSO CLEARS THROAT If you two are in the public he will never let go from your hand
Poor baby is scared of germs but you make him feel much better since he trusts you a lot and also kinda believes your words when you say that just being around people won’t make him get their germs
And it also calms him a lot if you caress his hand's awe <3
ONE OTHER THING THAT WOULD BE A THING IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP ONCE YOU TWO ARE OVER 21 AND COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER
Bathing together
ugh, I mean just imagine having a nice bath with Sakusa <33
That would be the most amazing thing :(
Just imagine him massaging your head while rubbing in the shampoo and gently rinsing it--- UGH YES
N E WAY I THINK THATS IT
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«𝐛𝐲 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞»
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☆*.:。.✿ 𝕃𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕝 𝕡𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕤: @yams046 @shouyouwrites @sugawsites @kara-grayson04 (send an ask to be tagged in the gen. Taglist! <3)
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dilf-manifester · 4 years
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wow :smirk: thank u for the ask 
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? wine glasses 😌✨they make me feel fancy yk how it is
2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops ✨dunno why im like this but here i am ig
3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum bcs?? have yall tried the hello kitty grape bubblegum??? that shit slaps
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? as was with every gay person “a pleasure to have in class”
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? cans bcs then i can crush it with my hands and flex on everyone else
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? goth and formal bcs uhh yeah 
7. earbuds or headphones? earbuds 🤧i dont like the fact that people can hear ur music with headphones
8. movies or tv shows? uHHH i’d have to say tv shows 😩i can pay more attention to shorter episodes yk
9. favorite smell in the summer? the mix of humid summer air and those mosquito candles
10. game you were best at in p.e.? bro im gay did u actually think i would be good at pe 
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? i don’t 🥰thanks for asking!
12. name of your favorite playlist? either songs for when the drip or fuck i got blood on my nice white shirt
13. lanyard or key ring? keyrings r better dont @ me
14. favorite non-chocolate candy? black licorice cats 😳😳they’re so good like holy shit
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? the bell jar 😔👉👈its one of my favorite books to this day
16. most comfortable position to sit in? on the floor or with my legs hanging over the arm of the chair
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? leopard print slip ons 🙈🙈they’re so comfortable i stg
18. ideal weather? snowy so i can just sit inside with the fireplace going and do some writing 
19. sleeping position? uHHHH idk what to call it but i think the closest thing is fetal position 😭
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? honestly whatever scrap of paper is closest 😭im not picky
21. obsession from childhood? dinosaurs. that’s it that’s the post.
22. role model? i have a few but markiplier (cringe ik) and john green r my main ones🤧🤧🤧i just look up to them a lot yk
23. strange habits? i always have to knock on a door 5 times before entering and okay that might seem excessive but as it turns out idc
24. favorite crystal? malachite or tiger’s eye 😳
25. first song you remember hearing? brown sugar by the rolling stones 😭my mom used to have sticky fingers on vinyl so she used to play it constantly
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? swim even tho i am AWFUL at it
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? play in the snow or just sit inside with the fire going bcs im literally 5 years old mentally
28. five songs to describe you? she’s out of her mind by blink 182, goddamn by never loved, do what you want by ok go, impressive depressive by bad luck, and true romance by she wants revenge
29. best way to bond with you? just talk to me straight up or send me music recs pls
30. places that you find sacred? cemeteries and abandoned schools. they have a rlly specific vibe to them ngl
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? uhhh so its rlly just my docs, black jeans, a mesh type undershirt and whatever top shirt i pull out of my drawer
32. top five favorite vines? is that a police??? im calling the weed❗❗, stAHp i could’ve dropped my croissant, that one where the alien’s walking on the treadmill, summer solstice summer summer solstice, and zach stop 
33. most used phrase in your phone? ‘omfg what the fuck’ bcs for some reason thats my automatic response to anything
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?  whatever the fuck the ad for the 2001 buick lesabre was 
35. average time you fall asleep? like uHHH 12:15 am 🤧
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? doge 😭😭idk why i remember it so vividly but my sister showed me the orignal doge meme and i thought it was the funniest shit
37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase 🤧they make me feel cool
38. lemonade or tea? both 🙈i’m an arnold palmer kinda mf
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? lemon meringue pie 🤧banger dessert methinks
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? a fence caught on fire in front of the science rooms bcs someone was smoking weed on the roof and threw their blunt on the dead bushes and everything went downhill from there
41. last person you texted? my grandma asking her if she could pick up some tomatoes from vons 🧍‍♂️
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? JACKET POCKETS SUPREMACY❗❗❗
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? ngl i wear all of those but i gotta go with the hoodie 🤧🤧
44. favorite scent for soap? lavender or vanilla rose😌✨
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? sci-fi bcs uhh yea fuck it thats why
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? just an oversized shirt that’s it that’s the post
47. favorite type of cheese? swiss or havarti and you can fight me on that
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? pineapple 😌😌😌
49. what saying or quote do you live by? ‘fuck’ -markiplier 2021
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=553CfZAADag i swear the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna die
51. current stresses? everything; next question
52. favorite font? comic sans bcs im 8 years old 
53. what is the current state of your hands? smoov and v well taken care of 
54. what did you learn from your first job? capitalism is the root of all evil and that traditional working is outdated also raise the minimum wage 
55. favorite fairy tale? vasilii the beggar 🤧🤧idk if anyone else knows it but its always been one of my favorites
56. favorite tradition? every year during rosh hashanah we go over to my uncle and tia’s house and i absolutely kick ass at mariokart bcs all my cousins suck at itn also lighting the hannukiah (hanukkah menorah)
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? low self esteem, anxiety over literally everything, and an inferiority complex (now replaced with a fucking god complex bcs there’s no inbetween for me)
58. four talents you’re proud of having? i can play like a bunch of instruments, im rlly good at writing, i’m good at building things and doing things with my hands, and i can identify what song’s playing rlly fast if i know it🤧
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? motherfucker or son of a bitch 😊😊😊
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? slice of life like bro just please give me a break
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larryrickard · 5 years
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lets get personal.
i know this is supposed to be an ask meme but i’m fucking bored & no one ever sends me them, so.  also i’m kinda pissy rn unfortunately so forgive pls some of my answers lol
01: 6 of the songs you listen to most?:  idk.  mostly i listen to everything on random anymore, and only in my car.  the only song i’ve listened to on repeat recently has been ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga. 02: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?:  speaking of which, lady gaga. 03: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.:  the only book near me would be all the books, as in my bookshelf.  unless you count my kindle, in which case there would be no line 17 because of the font size.  sorry. 04: What do you think about most?:  idk.  whatever my current obsession is i guess. 05: What does your latest text message from someone else say?:  “And you don't have to cook it”. 06: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?:  with.  i don’t like being naked and don’t understand those who do.  also i get cold. 07: What’s your strangest talent?:  i don’t have talents. 08: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence):  are soft and beautiful.  meh, have to earn my trust. 09: Ever had a poem or song written about you?:  a song, yes. 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?:  a very long time.  it’s not a thing i ever do lol. 11: Do you have any strange phobias?:  i don’t think so.  my phobias are pretty standard. 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?:  when i was a kid, yeah.  plenty.  once my parents had to hold me down and tweeze a chewed up wad of juicy fruit out of my nose.  i fucking love the smell of that gum.  three year old me may have been stupid but, hey.  i was being economical.  also i blame it on my parents for, you know, giving a fucking toddler some gum. 13: What’s your religion?:  don’t have one.  former christian, which is gross.  don’t indoctrinate children, please and thanks. 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?:  walking to or from my car.  that’s about it.  :/ 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?:  behind.  no one deserves to see my face.  rip to everyone who sees me in person on a regular basis. 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?:  jars of clay, jimmy eat world, the elms. 17: What was the last lie you told?:  that i’m not in debt lmao.  the only time i’ve lied to my psychiatrist :/ 18: Do you believe in karma?:  no but sometimes i wish i did.  so many people deserve their comeuppance. 19: What does your URL mean?:  doesn’t really mean anything, he’s a character from the flash. 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?:  all sorts of things?  and idk. 21: Who is your celebrity crush?:  lady gaga, angelina jolie, carlos valdes, idk if shane madej is a ‘celebrity’ but him, brie larson, michael sheen... idk, i don’t really have “crushes” but those are the first ppl to come to mind. 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?:  nope.  and no thank you. 23: How do you vent your anger?:  lol. 24: Do you have a collection of anything?:  funko pops?  but not seriously.  i mean.  i have a lot of them bc i love a lot of characters and there are some pretty fuckin dope funkos.  but it’s not my goal in life to have a huge collection or anything.  at least i can say i have less than a hundred of them lol.  (less than 75.) 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?:  ew, neither.  but if i had to choose, phone.  bc, you know.  my face. 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?:  lmfao no.  i mean, i’m better than the person i used to be, that’s for sure.  (see:  indoctrinated as a child, including your typical conservative bullshit like racism for starters.) 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?:  so many.  i have misophonia.  and people chewing + mouth sounds is definitely a big one.  love?  idk???  music?  rain?  my cat’s cute lil meow? 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?:  what if my thyroid issues were discovered earlier on instead of a year or more after they started.  my childhood doctor was Not Great.  it took her two weeks to figure out i had a sinus infection.  i was in the fourth grade.  still bitter about both of those. 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?:  no, ghosts aren’t real.  aliens yes.  not the stereotypical ones, but in a “given the size of the universe it’s literally impossible that we’re the only life out there” way. 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.:  right, the cat.  left, air. 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?:  nothing?  it’s my house/room, so to me it smells like nothing. 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?:  uh... i’ve no idea? 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?:  west, obviously. 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?:  no such thing as ‘opposite’ gender.  of a different gender, though?  lady gaga. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?:  who the fucking fuck knows.  literally know one knows, though tbh.  they just think they do. 36: Define Art.:  lmfao how would i know.  i don’t have a creative bone in my body so i should be the last person to comment on the subject. 37: Do you believe in luck?:  nope.  i hope it’s obvious by now that i don’t believe in fictional things. 38: What’s the weather like right now?:  cool.  cloudy.  typical oregon winter weather.  i want rain tho :( 39: What time is it?:  3:04am. 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?:  yes.  and yes, several times.  three.  two totaled cars.  the last one is the only one that was actually my fault, though.  driving too close after it rained.  don’t do it, folks. 41: What was the last book you read?:  the diviners by libba bray.  currently reading a short history of nuclear folly by rudolph herzog.  fascinating, but kind of  depressing af. 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?:  no. 43: Do you have any nicknames?:  hal (to a very select few bc 99% of the time i hate it, so fuck you if you call me this without permission), hals, hallie bird, hallie strawberry. 44: What was the last film you saw?:  i honestly don’t know.  haven’t done a whole lot of movie watching lately.  maybe the fall (2006).  (please watch this movie, it’s so gorgeous and lovely.) 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?:  i’ve never had a serious injury.  well.  i take that back, i guess.  in my first car accident i was stopped and rear-ended at like, 40mph.  so i’ve had back issues since i was 18.  usually it’s fine but sometimes it’s bad and sometimes i can set it off really easily.  idk if that counts as “serious”, though.  lots of people have back problems. 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?:  i don’t think so? 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?:  i guess buzzfeed unsolved and watcher.  and ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga lol.  good omens, as usual. 48: What’s your sexual orientation?:  asexual. 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?:  yes.  thankfully only a few (that i know of, anyway). 50: Do you believe in magic?:  no. 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?:  yuuup.  they deserve it. 52: What is your astrological sign?:  taurus. 53: Do you save money or spend it?:  spend it :||  every paycheck i tell myself i’ll be better at saving it, but............ 54: What’s the last thing you purchased?:  preordered chromatica by lady gaga. 55: Love or lust?:  if i had to choose, love.  lust and all that stuff is gross. 56: In a relationship?:  nope.  shocker, i know.  (this is sarcasm.  it is no shocker to anyone as to why i’m single.) 57: How many relationships have you had?:  just the one. 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?:  nope. 59: Where were you yesterday?:  work on my day off for a staff meeting, and then my psychiatrists’ office. 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?:  a few things, yes. 61: Are you wearing socks right now?:  yes.  almost always. 62: What’s your favourite animal?:  cats, then birds.  mice are p adorable, too.  i miss having them.  i haven’t had mice since middle school or early high school i think :(  i’d love more but my current cat would definitely try to eat them... same with a bird.  i’ll probably never have a bird :( 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?:  be sarcastic and love stupid puns and bad jokes? 64: Where is your best friend?:  one is in ohio and the other is in massachusetts. 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.:  no idea lol.  i haven’t been on here much recently, and i’m never caught up anyway.  and i don’t usually pay attention to who is posting/reblogging. 66: What is your heritage?:  mostly german.  the rest is other typical white stuff that i can’t remember.  some irish?  either way idc. 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?:  uh, rewatching some buzzfeed unsolved for the 100th time?  and playing with my tamagotchi? 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?:  he doesn’t exist so idc. 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?:  nope.  also, Nice™. 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?:  incredibly doubtful. 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?:  go to work.  i love my job way too much.  i’d probably try to get someone’s attention if there was anyone around, and/or call animal services.  (there are no canals around here anyway and i don’t walk to work and ain’t gonna.) 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?:  who tf knows, i hate this shit.  i’d really rather not think about it bc it stresses me out.  i probably wouldn’t tell very many people tho.  try to find someone to take my cat :(  i sure as shit wouldn’t leave her to my parents :(  and i wouldn’t want to leave her in a shelter.  she’s already done that once and it makes me too sad. 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.:  trust.  you can’t have love without trust, though... 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?:  ‘sweetness’ by jimmy eat world, ‘fade to grey’ by jars of clay, ‘thunderhead’ by the elms, ‘bad romance’ and ‘g*psy’ by lady gaga (latter is... i hate the name but the song is so fucking catchy, ugh), ‘torn’ by natalie imbruglia, ‘bring it all back’ by s club 7, ‘... baby one more time’ by britney spears, ‘where’s the love’ by hanson, ‘who do you think you are’ by the spice girls, ‘as long as you love me’ and ‘everybody (backstreet’s back)’ by the backstreet boys, ‘black balloon’ by goo goo dolls, ‘spark’ by tori amos, ‘last beautiful girl’ by matchbox twenty, ‘push it’ by garbage, ‘i want you’ by savage garden, ‘minority’ and ‘she’ and ‘basket case’ and ‘macy’s day parade’ by green day... how’s that lol. 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?:  not giving out that kind of personal information lmao. 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?:  i wouldn’t know. 77: How can I win your heart?:  you probably can’t.  idk anyway. 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?:  sure, but lack of insanity is a better way to go.  don’t perpetuate the bullshit notion that you need to be suffering to create Great Art™. 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?:  idk.  i haven’t made very many. 80: What size shoes do you wear?:  10 in women’s. 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?:  i’m going to be cremated and you probably should be, too.  just don’t get embalmed, k? 82: What is your favourite word?:  fuck. 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.:  ‘alone’ by heart. 84: What is a saying you say a lot?:  idk.  someone who spends time around me irl would have to tell me. 85: What’s the last song you listened to?:  ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga on repeat. 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?:  blue.  then green, and in no particular order, black, grey, purple. 87: What is your current desktop picture?:  it’s boring, just the default mac catalina background lol.  i was having issues choosing a background and was getting way too fucking picky, so i just said ‘fuck it’ and have been using this one for months. 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?:  donald trump. 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?:  idk?  how much in debt i am?  lmao. 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?:  assume i’m having a night terror or am hallucinating.  and be scared. 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?:  hopefully teleportation. 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?:  maybe when i met carlos valdes & got a picture with him.  he’s super sweet, is living sunshine, and gives amazing hugs. 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?:  so many :/  idek where to start tbh. 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?:  i’m sex-repulsed so no thank you.  also, gross question.  get a life. 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?:  new zealand. 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?:  yes, my cousin bc he murdered my dad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?:  no. 98: Ever been on a plane?:  many times. 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?:  indigenous people aren’t history, they still exist.  shut the fuck up and listen to them.  build a time machine to go back in time and prevent colonisers.  just straight-up kill them, we deserve it.
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horrorgods · 7 years
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thanks to @severe-queer​ for tagging me!!
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my answers are below (it’s very long so);
last:
1. drink - water 
2. phone call - probably one of my parents
3. text message - "that made lucy mad at me smh” (lucy is my dog lmaooo)
4. song you listened to - “un homme debout” by claudio capéo
5. time you cried - a week or two i think?? i honestly don’t remember
6. dated someone twice - never
7. kissed someone and regretted it - uhh the middle of this summer sort of. i don’t entirely regret it, but i feel like it made things kinda awkward between us for a little bit and we used to be pretty close so... that wasn’t good.
8. been cheated on - never
9. lost someone special - if this means lost like died, about five years ago. if it means lost in any way, this summer.
10. been depressed - depressed as in like Depression, july
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - never
favourite colours:
12. royal blue
13. maroon
14. grey
in the last year have you:
15. made new friends - yesss!!
16. fallen out of love - kinda
17. laughed until you cried - yESS LIKE A WEEK AGO
18. found out someone was talking about you - unfortunately lol
19. met someone who changed you - not reallyyy
20. found out who your friends are - kinda sorta
21. kissed someone on your facebook list - don’t have facebook so
general:
22. how many of your fb friends do you know in real life - again, don’t have facebook lmaoo
23. any pets - two miniature dachshunds named charlie and lucy!!
24. do you want to change your name - i mean yeah i did so
25. what did you do for your last birthday - laser tag and dinner with friends!!
26. what time did you wake up - nine because i had to do something at school even though it’s saturday,,,, ick
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping, surprisingly enough. i was soo exhausted yesterday. i fell asleep at like 11, which is fuckin legendary.
28. something you can’t wait for - finishing all of the history hw i have to do today ew
29. when was the last time you saw your mum - ew idk recently
30. what are you listening to right now - my dogs barking at literally nothing,,,, typical XD
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yeah
32. something that is getting on your nerves - my history teacher wasn’t in class to teach us the last part of our unit on friday and we still have a test in two days?? and she apparently she’s not gonna delay it?? i’m????
33. most visited website - you’re looking at it
34. hair colour - brownnn
35. long or short hair - long
36. do you have a crush on someone - kinda sorta maybe
37. what do you like about yourself - i’m passionate and loyal and try to help as many people as i can!! which is cool!!
38. piercings - nonee
39. blood type - good question,,, beats me
40. nickname - from my name, so far i’ve gotten “chandy candy” and “cha cha slide” and i don’t think anyone is gonna beat those so. those. other unrelated nicknames though (all from other places on the internet whoops) are dashy, dox, and nova :).
41. relationship status - rlly rlly single
42. zodiac - leo
43. pronouns - they/them
44. favourite tv show - the middle
45. tattoos - none but definitely gonna get some
46. right or left handed - right!!
47. surgery - got my adenoids removed when i was like 7 or somethin
48. broken a bone - fractured my elbow which is like?? p much a break but 
49. sport - LMAO DOING YOGA RN TO GET ONE SCHOOL PE CREDIT AND THEN DO BACKSTAGE FOR SCHOOL MUSICAL TO GET THE OTHER OOOO BOY NO SPORTS HERE!! i played competitive soccer for a v v long time but uh,,, no longer and never again
50. vacation- not sure what this is asking so. last vacation was to the beach, but favorite vacation was probably either to amsterdam or munich. or universal because harry potter world is The Best.
51. pair of trainers - favorites are hightop converse and vans :)
more general:
52. eating - last thing i ate was pizza
53. drinking - last thing i drank was water lmaoo!! hydration!!
54. im about to - do more homework ew ew eww
55. waiting for - someone to send somethin on discord so i have an excuse to do something besides homework rip me
56. want - to ask my crush to hoco :(( but like we all know it’s not gonna happen ahaha 
57. get married - pls pls pls yes
58. career - honestly i have no idea?? i think i’ll probably end up getting involved in some kinda startup thing because i gotta be mentally-engaged 24/7 or i check the fuck out and that kinda scene seems like it’d be good for me in that sense.... but idk. i wish i could do something with writing but,,, unlikely. we’ll see i guess!! ahaha.
59. hugs or kisses - um kisses
60. lips or eyes - i mean bothhh but i notice eyes first so,, probably eyes if i had to pick
61. shorter or taller - assuming this means for a gf,, taller probably?? both are good though so like idc.
62. older or younger - as of right now i’d only be comfortable dating someone within a year either way of my age... so either but as long as it’s v v little difference.
63. nice arms or nice stomach - aRMS 
64. hook up or relationship - relationship pls aah
65. troublemaker or hesitant - tbh depends what it is but definitely come off as hesitant 
66. kissed a stranger - nah
67. drank hard liquor - noo
68. lost glasses or contact lenses - surprisingly no
69. turned someone down - yeahh
70 - sex on the first date - no
71 - broken someones heart - not that i know of 
72. had your heart broken - i mean sorta but mostly indirect so like?? whatever  
73. been arrested - nooooo
74. cried when someone died - yep
75. fallen for a friend - ahaha yeah welcome to my life
do you believe in:
76. yourself - hell yeah!!
77. miracles - absolutely 
78. love at first sight - nah
79. santa claus - i mean no
80. kiss on the first date - no
81. angels - kinda sorta??
other:
82. current best friend’s name - abby!!
83. eye colour - green :D
84. favourite movie - harry potter and the chamber of secrets, revenge of the sith, the sixth sense, get out, the lion king, literally anything i love movies it’s 
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You already know how we work. 1 through 97 with the asks!
1. What’s your middle name? michelle  (mic-hell?)
2. What are you listening to right now? can’t help falling in love by haley reinhart
3. What was the last thing you ate? poptarts
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? u (haha mobile tumblr)
5. Do you drink? no
6. Do you smoke? no
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? the way they carry themselves/portray themselves to others
8. What is your hair color? dirty blond
9. What is your eye color? grey-ish blue
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? yeah i wear glasses
11. Dogs or cats? give me all the fucking furballs
12. What’s your favorite animal? i wouldn’t be able to decide, there are too many good ones.
13. What’s your favorite television show? modern family is neat
14. What’s your favorite movie? uh,,i rlly like pitch perfect actually, from what i remember it was neat
15. What’s your favorite band/singer? i can’t really choose on a favorite, considering there are so many good ones, but mcr, relient k, mindy gledhill, and regina spektor are all near the top.
16. How old are you? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
17. Do you have a crush on anyone? My girlfriend
18. What’s your sexual orientation? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
19. What’s your favorite color? gray
20. What was your most embarrassing moment? existing in itself is embarrassing
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? yeah sometimes
22. What were you like when you were a kid? i was,,,immature
23. What would your dream house be like? books literally everywhere, rlly cozy and warm, soft colors and plush things literally everywhere.
24. What last made you laugh? a shitpost
25. What is your favorite word? perpetual
26. What is your least favorite word? can’t
27. What turns you on? a light switch
28. What turns you off? hey what do you know, it’s that same switch
29. What is your star sign? capricorn
30. What are your favorite books? harry potter series
31. Do you have any siblings? yeah, 3 of them
32. Do you like to dance? not often
33. What is your definition of cheating? being untruthful and going behind another’s back for personal gains and/or doing it out of fear
34. Have you ever cheated on someone? no
35. Do you regret anything? my existence
36. Do you have any phobias? yes plenty
37. Ever broken any bones? yeah, i snapped my femur in half once bc an old tv fell on it
38. Ever come close to death? yeah, when i snapped my femur in half bc the tv could’ve fallen on my head or w/e if i didn’t pull a sonic move
39. What is your religion, if any? i dont really have a set religion, i’m more just gonna let fate take the reins on what happens after i die and accept that really any religion could be true
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? no
41. Are looks important in a relationship? not at all
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? i’m pretty neutral on both of them, because i have some of my mom’s traits and some of my dad’s but i’m also like neither of them so
43. What is your favorite season? winter
44. Do you have any tattoos? no
45. Do you have any piercings? yeah
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? like,,,2-3
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? not really
48. Who is your celebrity crush? no one
49. Are you a virgin? yeah
50. Do you get jealous easily? not really i dont think
51. What is your favorite type of food? dessert 
52. Do you ever want to get married? sure, if i find the right person for it
53. Who was your first kiss with? i still haven’t had a kiss yet lmao (my girlfriend is like,,,online so?)
54. Have you ever been cheated on? i’m too oblivious to know
55. What is your idea of the perfect date? spending an evening/night just sitting w my so and talking to each other about everything. listening to them tell their life story, telling me their favorite things, things they think, really anything about them. we’d be cuddling and just having a nice conversation until the early hours of the morning, or even just laying there together in silence.
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? fuck yeah
58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with? being able to draw or like sing
59. What is your saddest memory? frankly would rather keep this one to myself
60. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
61. Do you believe in soul mates? yes and no
62. Have you ever dyed your hair? no
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? not that i’m aware of
64. Would you go against your moral code for money? it depends on what i’d need the money for
65. What are three things most people don’t know about you? i’m lactose intolerant (but completely disregard the fact and gorge on ice cream haha), the last time i drew something was months ago, and no one i don’t think has ever heard or experienced the full extent of my emotions/issues/being
66. Who are you jealous of? i’m not really jealous in general??? like i can’t name anyone who i’ve specifically been jealous of before????
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? sometimes
68. How long was your longest relationship? the one i’m in, actually
69. Is the glass half empty or half full? why do i have half of a glass anyway
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? flirt with me
71. Who is your most loyal friend? not too sure
72. Are you in a relationship? yes
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? she’s so kind and enchanting and jfkfkjgk you don’t understand i don’t have a favorite thing there’s too many wonderful and amazing things about her, saying one good thing about her feels like it’d just omit everything else about her
74. Are you a bad person? i’m not the best judge for that
75. Are you a lover or a fighter? i think a lover, i’m not too sure
76. What did you do on your last birthday? stayed lowkey
77. What is your favorite quote and why? i don’t have a favorite quote, but i enjoy quotes that explore topics that are more spiritual rather than intellectual or anything
78. If your best friend died, what would you do? i would die inside along with their physical death
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? that one answer on that one test (aka ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? send messages to everyone i value telling them about how much i value and appreciate them before writing some last words
81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had? uh one time i dreamed that my family had a plushie contest in my old house and i had a python plushie that turned into an actual python, then at some point it started raining and like,,,,nutcrackers and giant gummy bears attacked my house???? and i lead???? some sort of attack against them?????? then woke up???
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? it depends on who i’m/i’d be in a relationship with
83. Who were you in a past life? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i can’t remember
84. What is your happiest childhood memory? this one christmas when i got a dog plushie bc it was,,so pure (i still have him)
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? like,,,once
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? yeah, lots of them
87. If you were the president, what would you do? implement new policies on equality and help square away the country’s budget, along with working towards making the government more unified and,,,you know, stuff like that
88. What is your ideal career? either being an author or a psychologist, both are really neat
89. What is your political affiliation? lmao idrc about politics
90. Are you conservative or liberal? again idc about affiliating myself with one or the other
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? both are beautiful, no matter the shape
92. Do you like kissing in public? yeah i’m fine with it
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? the fact that people can’t accept that people and opinions can differ from their own views and/or values
94. Where would you like to live? scotland
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? alaska
96. Describe yourself in one word. conflicted
97. Describe yourself in one sentence. a mess that won’t change.
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leigh-danny-avidan · 7 years
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all of them!
o dam
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? good morning my dude
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? !!!!!!!! we hang out sometimes and we make each other laugh
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? id care if they were into hard drugs. but idc about weed and psychedelics
4. Is your last name longer than six letters? nope it’s 5
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? mostly sober I think
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao probably
7. What does your last received text say? it was really sad and it was from my mom
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i lost count
9. Where was your last kiss at? at tj’s house (it was with tj)
10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister fuker
11. What do you drink in the morning? today i had grape juice
12. Where did you sleep last night? my living room couch bc beds are for scrubs
13. Do you think relationships are hard? no, but sometimes they can be and that’s ok
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? no, it’s been a lil messy but i like what I’m doing rn and I wouldn’t be here if anything went differently
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? absolutely not. ill be the one to lock the fukin door
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? normally id say rainy but ive been feelin the sun lately
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? literally everybody has the same middle name as me
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? none of the above, im wearing shorts
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? idk probably
20. Does anyone like you? hell yeah im a goddamn catch
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? hmmmm I’m not sure actually but I don’t think so
22. Is the last person you kissed gay? not that I know of
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there’s always someone but for the most part im pretty lax
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? HELL YEAH i know what I want I just haven’t gotten it yet
25. In the past week have you cried? u know it
26. What breed was the last dog you saw? chihuahua and greyhound mix, he’s sleeping on me rn
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower bc im not here to play games
28. Have you ever kissed a football player? i dated a guy who use to play football,, does that count
29. Do you think you’re old? no im a lil baby
30. Do you like text messaging? yessiree
31. What type of day are you having? it’s an okay day
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeet I want to get my septum pierced but I’m not sure I want to commit
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? hell yeah im full of love
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I like relationships but rn I wouldn’t mind a fling
36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im pretty simple but I have a lot of feelings
37. What song are you listening to? im not listening to any music rn
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? mama didn’t raise no bitch of course i mean it
39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yeet her name is abby
40. What made you start liking the person you like now? we!!!!!! we send each other a lot of memes and he makes me laugh
41. When did you last receive a text message? 2:18pm today
42. What is wrong with you right now? i have a cyst
43. How well do you know the last female you texted? my mom,,, I know her pretty well
44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah
45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? i don’t know, probably not. i like the current boy im talking to and he’s the only person im interested in but i don’t think I’m ready for a relationship rn
46. Are you in a good mood right now? I guess so
47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my little brother
48. What color shirt are you wearing? red
49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? of course
50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah his name is Stu and he doesn’t seem like a good egg
51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? absolutely not. he’s one of my closest friends
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? u know it!!!!!!
53. Do you like rain? YES
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope, as long as they’re safe
55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? lmao of course
56. Do you like to cuddle? fuck me up who DOESNT like to cuddle
57. Are you shy? ye but ive gotten a lil better about it
58. Do you get along with girls? i love girls
59. Have you dated the person you texted last? the last text I got was from my mom, but the last text I sent was to a boy so maybe????? we aren’t dating but we makeout sometimes
60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone
61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? hell yeah
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? i have done this more than once
63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? yes I was
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES
65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? um YEAH i slept at a boys house of course things got cute
66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 19, and 19
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i have no clue,,,, leopard print reminds me of my grandma
69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i wish
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither??
71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i have an iPhone
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like a week ago
73. Do you like diet soda? im content with diet soda
74. What color are the walls in your room? blue
75. Are you 16 or older? I am 16 or older
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? i watched the first few seasons
77. Do you have a job? nope not rn
78. What are your initials? TLA
79. Did you ever have braces? Ye I had them for 2 ½ years
80. Are you from the south? nope I’m a west coast baby
81. What does your last status on facebook say? i thanked everybody for birthday wishes
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? ill talk to her from time to time but not very often
83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? my dad
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nope
85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? guardians of the galaxy 2 and it was very good
86. Do you smoke? not cigarettes bc they make me nauseous
87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops for comfort but I love me some heels
88. Is your phone touch screen? yesss
89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? my hair is naturally straight but i luv it when it’s curly
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? once or twice, but after i reached adulthood so idk if it really counts
91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pooooooooollllll
92. Have you ever made out in a car? who hasn’t
93. …Had sex in a car? WHO HASNT
94. Are you single or in a relationship? technically single
95. What were you doing last night at midnight? sleepin
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably New Years
97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yes! it’s pretty good
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? hm,,, maybe? I honestly don’t know
99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope I’m pretty good at pacing myself
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? probably lol
101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yes and they are not fun
102. Name your favorite Kesha song: do people still listen to Kesha, am i out of the loop
103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I’m too pasty. i burn I don’t tan
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? maybe ironically
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Tagged by @herotrice
Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.
THE LAST:

1. Drink: Iced tea
2. Phone call: my sister
3. Text message: my best friend
4. Song you listened to: waving through a window from Dear Evan Hansen
5. Time you cried: yesterday
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: sorta, but I was 7 so I’m not sure if it counts
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes but again, I was 7 so does it count?
8. Been cheated on: no
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: yea I guess
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: yup (cant recommend it)
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12. orange
13. yellow
14. sky blue
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: yes
16. Fallen out of love: no
17. Laughed until you cried: yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
19. Met someone who changed you: don’t think so no
20. Found out who your friends are: yup
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I have met all of them except for 1 but a lot of them are distant family who I don’t actually know that well
23. Do you have any pets: a dog (and a shitload of fish in a backyard pond)
24. Do you want to change your name: yes
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: went to school, got into a fight, went home late bc my school hours are weird, celebrated it with close family and cake
26. What time did you wake up: 07:00
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: think I was on youtube
28. Name something you can’t wait for: having an actual future
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: yesterday evening
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life:  I’d like to get rid of the fact that almost everything always confuses and or terrifies me
31. What are you listening right now: Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I had multiple classmates named Tom so yeah
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: as of now quite a few things
34. Most visited Website: probably google, youtube or tumblr
LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME
35. Mole/s: literally all over my body and they’re multiplying send help
36. Mark/s: what’s the difference between moles and marks? like��scars? i have a dog bite scar on my left forearm
37. Childhood dream: being a doctor
38. Haircolor: dark blond light brownish
39. Long or short hair: sorta long but not actually really long
40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope
41. What do you like about yourself: I have a good brain I guess
42. Piercings: only in my ears, 3 on each side
43. Bloodtype: A+
44. Nickname: I get called bitch a lot
45. Relationship status: starfishing in my bed
46. Zodiac: pisces
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show: Brooklyn 99 and sense8
49. Tattoos: I wanna but I can’t donate blood for a while if I do and it’s expensive
50. Right or left hand: right handed
51. Surgery: I broke my arm when I was 6 and they put metal pins in it to make sure it grew back straight
52. Hair dyed in different color: I dyed it with purple streaks, brown, and I’m fairly certain I dyed it red once? But I can’t remember for sure
53. Sport: modern dance and oh god please don’t laugh underwaterhockey (yes it exists go google it it looks weird as shit but it’s great)
55. Vacation: I’m going away for a week with friends this summer and in October I’m going to Mexico
56. Pair of trainers: Do converses count? Don’t think so, so none
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: I’m hungry don’t talk about food
58. Drinking: tea idc whether it’s warm or iced tea
59. I’m about to: go for groceries
61. Waiting for: peace of mind
62. Want: a fucking break
63. Get married: rather not
64. Career: student sign language
WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs
66. Lips or eyes: eyes
67. Shorter or taller: doesn’t really matter
68. Older or younger: don’t care everyone scares me anyhow
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Define nice? Does this mean muscular or something?
71. Sensitive or loud: both?
72. Hook up or relationship: how bout you bring me pizza and then leave
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: for what? Kids? Partners? Coworkers?
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: no
75. Drank hard liquor: yeah
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: waaayyy too often
77. Turned someone down: more like avoided them until they didn’t seem to like me anymore but hey
78. Sex in the first date: ya right
79. Broken someone’s heart: don’t think I did
80. Had your heart broken: nope
81. Been arrested: no
82. Cried when someone died: yup
83. Fallen for a friend: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: almost never but I’m trying to get better at that
85. Miracles: yes
86. Love at first sight: only in clichéd books and bad romance movies
87. Santa Claus: no but he’s not a thing where I live, I used to believe in Sinterklaas tho (which tbh he’s the original santa claus go fact check America)
88. Kiss on the first date: rather not for me but you do you
89. Angels: depends on the context
OTHER:
90. Current best friends name: Hilde
91. Eyecolor: Blueish gray? I think?
92. Favorite movie: anything Disney really, but also Captain America: The Winter Soldier
I don’t think I know 20 people to tag but I’ll try
@aledethanlast @zealousgardendetective @allfandomsdiesomeday @nathan-not-tree-byrn @aspenthenerd and that’s about it I guess, feel free to do it if you want but you def don't have to
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