#toast the cat is lovely!

[contact-guy]

THE ADVENTURE OF CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON part 3 (part 1) (part 2) as promised here they are enjoying committing a crime (to quote Watson: "I thrilled now with a keener zest than I had ever enjoyed when we were the defenders of the law instead of its defiers").

Nearly made myself ill drawing them holding hands WHAT IS IT WITH GAY PEOPLE (me) AND HANDS

(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)

[anyoldfandom]

Have to meme my starter not-cat, really enjoying this game and this very normal and casual moose. (Version without text under readmore)

[toasteaa]

Ugly sobbing over him oh my god

Oh my ogddddddd 💙💙💙💙💙

You all don't understand how much I need him oh my go d

[thepoisonroom]

what's everyone's favorite thing to put on bread for a little snack btw

[pigeonwit]

the opinions i have on the pets the newsies would have in modern era are:

stupid

inane

not even slightly fun or interesting to anyone who is not me

but i persist.

[tongue---tied]

so @a-literal-toaster-wtf is having incredible ideas with a Rimster ghost AU and I just- if I could eat it I could. Unfortunately I can’t so all i can do is fanart

(Click for better quality, and alt image desc) The lyrics at the top are from The Chain - Fleetwood Mac, idk I just thought they fit lol. textless version under the cut!

[tamaslin]

look at my cats, boy

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

Guys

Idk how your days are going…

But here is ethel learning about music boxes. 💖💖💖

(She’s been starting at it and making me replay it for the past 20 mins)

[arse-blathanna]

[berryclan-and-friends]

HAPPY EASTER FROM THE GANG

(Left to right)

Lightningtiger

Toast

Hematiteclaw

[bai-xue]

I was crying earlier and Miss Toast very gently reached out and placed one paw on my cheek before leaning in to bump her nose against mine

Then she turned around and showed me her asshole

[coldflasher]

valletta is so smart and it sometimes makes my life EXTREMELY difficult

her monthly flea preventative comes in a tube and the tube is in a little foil packet. she knows exactly what it sounds like when i rip open that packet and the moment she hears it she RUNS, like "mother no, you may Not squirt the bad juice down the back of my neck!"

so i started opening the foil packet when she isn't around and just carrying the tube around in my pocket waiting for a good moment to apply it. except then she ALSO figured out when i pierce the top of the tube, idk if she can smell the meds or if it's the sound the plastic lid makes but she knows. she ALWAYS knows

so tonight she ran from me when i opened the packet. and i bided my time. i distracted her with delicious treats in the hope of catching her out but she knew. so as soon as i opened the tube and she ran away like NOOOOOOOOO

so i had to carry this open tube around with me for half an hour until she thought i had given up and then i squirted it down the back of her neck while she was trying to eat half a burger leftover from my tea. she was SO distraught. how could i betray her in this manner?? where is my sense of HONOUR?

[toasteaa]

Sorry I went so hard and turned this into an oc x canon blog. Do you wanna hear about my oc? She's my wife

[daily-crouton]

rate his loaf

[answrs]

i have heard this lil bitch meow probably three times in the four years since adopting her and this is when she does it. she's also apparently graduated from sitting and staring mournfully at me to climbing my leg.

SHE STILL HAD WET FOOD IN THE BOWL FROM NOT EVEN TEN MINUTES PRIOR 😭

[abyssmalice]

"...................... Hey, you guys haven't replaced me with that cat name after me, right."