#tom kazansky would cut a bitch for insulting his mama
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Maverick, trying to flirt: My dick is like life... Life is hard.
Iceman, blankly: Life is also short.
Maverick: Listen here, you annoyingly sexy son of a bitch-
Iceman, trying to contain his upset: You should know that my mother is an incredibly kind, respected, and well loved woman.
Maverick: I meant your father?
Iceman: ...
Iceman: Continue.
#maverick trying to flirt is painful to watch#goose crying as he cringes in the corner watching the two of them#iceman is a momma's boy and you cannot change my mind#tom kazansky would cut a bitch for insulting his mama#maverick panicking that he's just ruined his chances with ice#fortunately ice finds his panic face cute#and he will always agree with an insult against his asshole father#slider is never gonna let mav forget how terrible his pick-up lines were when trying to flirt with ice#its lucky ice found them so endearing#even though some of them made the people nearby question Ice's sanity for falling for them#ice didn’t even register that mav called him sexy until hours later#bright red blush on his ears for days when he realises that mav likes him back#incorrect quotes#top gun#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky
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