#touchgrass

[jackharl0w0]

I’ve obviously stepped on the wrong side of Tumblr today. Some of y’all need professional help! My deepest condolences to the people with absolutely no lives to the point where you have to make up fake scenarios in your head and actually think they’re real life. Timothee Chalamet is a grown 27 year old man. Kylie Jenner is a grown 26 year old woman. The fact that y’all can actually think that you have to or can save this man is so sick. PLEASE get a life! Timothee does not want you. I promise. The delusions I’ve seen on Timothee tumblr are disgusting! Scratch what you think you know and please tap into reality. The fact that y’all hate the Kar/Jenners so much that it has jaded/ altered your sense of perception needs to be studied. I literally cannot. And if you think this is up for debate, it’s not so don’t bother leaving a comment 😂

I can’t believe that people are taking actual evidence and making things up, down to his facial expressions, he looked ecstatic to me 😂

I literally saw someone say he looked stressed and in need of saving. TOUCH GRASS!!

Not gonna lie I hope they get married and have a lot of kids just to spite my delulu girlies, just to show you how little control you have in this situation LMAO

[fiftyfive-0]

walking around the pond

sat here today!!

[riza-the-fool-for-christ]

BE A MAN! NOT A NERD!

Are you just another overthinking, soft-spoken, aesthetically brooding nerd—or are you actually stepping up as a man?

Stop making your identity about being misunderstood, knowing obscure lore, or having a cool coat. Real men act, build, protect, and serve something greater than themselves.

It’s time to drop the passive internet philosopher act and become someone who lives with purpose, strength, and conviction.

🔥 HOW TO BE A MAN 🔥

✅ Fear God, not men – Stop caring what random people think. Stand for truth. ✅ Stop overanalyzing and start acting – Thinking is good. Doing is better. ✅ Train your body AND mind – Strength isn’t just in your brain. Build physical power too. ✅ Learn real skills – Fix things, cook, fight, survive. A man is useful, not just knowledgeable. ✅ Quit the victim mentality – Struggles don’t define you. How you handle them does. ✅ Get off the internet and LIVE – Fiction is fun, but touch reality. ✅ Control your emotions, don’t be ruled by them – Master yourself. Weak men react, strong men choose. ✅ Commit to something bigger than yourself – Nihilism is a trap. God, family, and honor come first.

❌ HOW TO STAY A NERD (DON’T DO THIS) ❌

🚫 Thinking without action – You’re not deep, you’re just avoiding responsibility. 🚫 Making suffering your identity – Overcoming pain is manly. Wallowing in it isn’t. 🚫 Living in fiction – If your life is only anime, games, and books, you’re running away. 🚫 Being weak and calling it personality – "I'm just not strong" is a cope. Get stronger. 🚫 Complaining and blaming others – Men fix problems, not cry about them.

📌 Final Message: Want to be respected? Act like a man. Want to be a leader? Take responsibility. Want to be powerful? Master yourself. Want to be useful? Learn, train, and serve something greater than yourself.

Your choice: Man or Nerd? Pick one.

now lets repeat the steps:

1. Stop Overanalyzing and Start Acting

Yes, you have deep thoughts. Yes, you know obscure lore. But if all you do is think, you’re just a brain in a jar.

A real man puts his thoughts into action.

2. Embrace Strength, Not Just Aesthetics

Looking mysterious in a long coat is cool, but can you actually defend yourself?

A man should train his body as much as his mind.

3. Read Beyond Fiction

You know everything about Evangelion, Berserk, and Bloodborne—great. Now read Scripture, history, and philosophy so you don’t just regurgitate fan theories.

A man must be well-rounded.

4. Romanticize Hard Work, Not Just Sadness

Stop making suffering your personality.

Hardship is inevitable, but a man uses it to grow, not as an excuse to wallow.

Make struggle your fuel, not your identity.

5. Develop Skills, Not Just Trivia Knowledge

Knowing the entire lore of Shin Megami Tensei won’t save you when your sink is leaking.

Learn practical skills—fix things, cook, build.

6. Stop Caring About Being ‘Misunderstood’

Real men don’t whine about people not ‘getting’ them.

If you stand for something, say it and own it. No need for dramatics.

7. Have Convictions, Not Just Preferences

It’s fine to have favorite aesthetics and media, but a man is defined by his values, not his taste in fiction.

What do you believe in? If you can’t answer, you’re drifting.

8. Get Off the Internet & Live

Stop living in the digital world.

Go outside. Walk in nature. Touch actual books, not just PDFs.

9. Be Stoic, But Not Empty

Control your emotions, but don’t be an empty shell.

Passion and intensity are fine—but direct them toward real goals.

10. Serve Something Higher Than Yourself

Nihilism is a cope.

True masculinity comes from serving God, family, and community.

[diaryofalittlestar]

🔆 the sounds and songs of earth haven't disappeared, you just haven't slowed down enough to hear them.

[lesbonono]

Decided to touch grass today and you shpuld too!!

[jockpat]

Mindful moment in the woods. Nothing quite like being still in the woods and just breathing. Take a moment and let everything else drift away.

[sprigara]

Week 33

Orange

I have a backlog of photos to edit and books to share (I’m up to 42 of my 25 goal for the year 🤓) More posts this week, me thinks.

This one was a sunset a couple weekends ago. So unbelievably orange. 🌅

[2018-fandom-kid]

I made a post a while back that got a bit of traction. Very loudly instructing y'all to not get into shipping wars and to just block and scroll. I'd like to address that again because in general I think the internet being the place that it is has caused people to forget that if they don't like a piece of content, they do not have to consume it. WAKE UP! YOU CAN JUST SCROLL TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GO OUTSIDE.

[kywahhh]

when the "weird" and "autistic" girls aren't conventionally attractive it's suddenly not you're vibe anymore is it? when they aren't femcels who are far left but posts themselves on tiktok saying or lip syncing the slurs (specifically the n word) yeah I'm sorry but like I actually hate people like that ts has been on my mind for months I lowkey hate it so much. they all look and dress the same too and they all use 4chan or pretend they do for the "aesthetics" 🤪 oh and they think gore is cool, and most definitely listen to scenecore and hyperpop

[fart-poop-daily]

I miss my dog so much :(

[rosedeleca]

Both of them are me frfr, getting my ass kicked by stress and deciding to take a couple laps around the neighborhood instead :D

[decadeofjoy-au]

How much do any of the experiments remember about their past? Also have any of the toys ever stepped out around the factory like you know touchgrass or anything?

🪽🪽

It depends on the experiment. Most of them don’t remember much BUT if they do want to remember, they’ll just look at their “experiment files” and see what the scientist wrote down about them before they became experiments. This is how most of them know their real names.

As for touching grass? Nope.

[mecharose]

rly fun that in the summer I can scroll the internet lying on the beach beside the rolling waves instead of scrolling the internet lying in bed. #touchgrass #yay

[clairehadenough]

Ugh….you and your receipts all day every day 😩

Why are you devoting time and energy, writing paragraphs long dissertations to convince a bunch of "delulus?"

You and you're little friends are the ones who are "scared shitless". No one secure in the truth would try so hard to convince people who they have deemed insignificant.

I predict nothing but disaster and tragedy for everyone connected to this travesty of an idea.

#Maddy #Capoteera #Lonesome #Claire #TouchGrass #DrHiddles #Chris #Abba #Justin #Joana #Bryan #Jamie #Scott

LooooooL, just found this😂

Do you really think, like really really think, that our blogs are created to “convince” the delulus and hope that they’d change their minds?

Oh honey😂😂

I couldn’t give a fuck if any of those very disturbing blogs are convinced or not. In fact I’d like them to stay where they are, I would feel very weird having them on my side lol.

I’ll explain to you like you’re 5, because I doubt your brain has developed further anyway. It’s gonna be long though so I’m not sure if you can read this much. Just do your best, ok? ☺️

I’ve said this from the very beginning. Those blogs with their jealousy and complete unawareness of reality, have fucked up this fandom. What was once a fun place to be has become a dumpster where they throw their shitty theories and ideas. The fandom is already ruined. By them. That’s why some don’t bother anymore. They’re still Chris’ fans but would rather just follow from a distance now, instead of being his fans on apps like this very one.

I, on the other hand, hate it when idiots are given too much freedom without anyone humbling them. Enter my blog. You say lies? I show everyone who sees them that you’re lying and why. You make up accusations? I show everyone who hears them why they are wrong. Always with receipts, always with proofs. So do most of the other sane blogs on here.

We don’t expect the big delulus to change their mind, nor do we want them to😂 We’ve seen enough of the other fandoms to know that those we have here haven’t reached the worst level yet.

No. Our blogs are here

1) not to let idiots spread their crap without anyone showing they’re wrong. Imagine if Tr*mp’s lies in rallies or tweets were never exposed. That would be the same, albeit on a much smaller scale and in a much less impactful environment.

2) to give very gullible people the chance to see things how they really are and give them the opportunity to use their brains. Don’t you see how people get insulted when they ask questions on those blogs? They are not allowed to use logic because then the crazies’ theories wouldn’t be believable if they did.

We’ve had lots of people coming to us from “the other side” telling us they can see how gullible they were. We have daily anons full of hate and anger from the crazies showing how much our blogs are annoying them. And these two facts are enough proof for us that our blogs are succeeding in what they were created for.

The delulus could keep believing whatever they want for however long they want. Nobody gives a single flying fuck. Our blogs were never for them anyway 😂

I’m not sure you read all this because it clearly shows from your ask that reading is not your forte.

But might as well let the other haters know too so they don’t bother sending me the same sad anons asking about the same thing again😉

[jockpat]

I always love a waterfall. They seem so full of life and a reminder that even when everything seems still and calm, life is buzzing around silently and out of sight.

[rasp-de-berry]

*glitches in plant from the tadc pilot style* ya got bluesky on yo phone / ref

Nah, but I gotz somethin else;

TouchGrass.