#trainless behavior

[crinkly-spinkly]

Thomasism 1

-The series where I recount things I overhear between my partner and roommate and turn them into incorrect TTTE quotes-

(AU where the gang works a shitty desk job??)

Thomas: "The count has to be a Fibonacci sequence number because we work in a corporate hellscape."

Percy: "Look at me coming in with a project count of..... six ....."

Thomas: "GET FUCKED, IDIOT. SIX ISN'T REAL."

Thomas: *turns to face you* Y/n, you could be a better Scrum Master than my manager.

Y/n: "The fuck is a Scrum Master?!"

Thomas: *proceeds to send you this screenshot and nothing else*