#transbionic-shieldmaiden: 'if you guys hadn't met him he 100% would have died in a cursed sith temple by accident'

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for the long-running albeit recently lapsed housemates star wars rpg campaign, i built a character and @combat-epistemologist built a character; we quickly discovered that a two-person party kind of sucks, so dm @transbionic-shieldmaiden built a bunch of other lesbian npcs for us to hang out with. in a typical encounter each of us will be given the steering wheel on a lesbian or two in addition to our regular PCs, just to liven things up a bit. (which i guess is less of an NPC and more of a... quasi-player character? or something.) they didn't necessarily all have to be lesbians, but have you MET @transbionic-shieldmaiden??

so anyway i'm working on my silly little dice.py TUI and flipping through the pile of character sheets for various star wars lesbians as i add all their weapons to the character library and i keep looking over at @transbionic-shieldmaiden and saying, like, lin zeria can reroll all 1's on her blaster damage??? why would you do this to me TT__TT

@transbionic-shieldmaiden: i'm so sorry :/

me: oh, her crowbar attack is "reroll lowest" AND she gets an extra damage die but -2 ATK with rapid strike? i'm going to fucking kill myself

@transbionic-shieldmaiden: i'm sorry! i'm sorry!!