This is my dog, meatball. His favorite activity is screaming
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This is my pet trimming. His name is Kingsley.
I hope you guys find great joy in him because he is EVERYTHING I could've asked for and more. He's perfect... I will give him all good food and keep him safe.
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Filet Mignon Facts
Facts about my stupid scrunckley trimming that I keep in my head.
This one.
Look at that perfect specimen
Filet Mignon has eight legs, each with two claws.
Filet Mignon's eyes are constantly squinting, but may bulge out of his head when he's shocked or scared, and one has even popped out of its socket before.
Filet Mignon has six dorsal spikes (only four are visible in the picture) and his tail is perfectly fat and squishy. It's like when you fill a bag with frosting to pipe onto cupcakes... But it's meat.
He has a very prominent vein on his front left shoulder.
Filet Mignon does have a collar and leash, but he kicks off the collar constantly when at home.
His owner has a collection of old radios and sometimes sets them all to different frequencies just to watch the little idiot spin in circles trying to decide which one to go to.
His owner also works night shifts so he has a fairly normal trimming sleep cycle.
Filet Mignon's owner is absolutely not a security worker for a satellite company.
His owner's neighbors do not enjoy his owner getting into yelling contests with him. Much like you might meow back at your cat, the two often ''aaAAAaAAh" back and forth.
Filet Mignon is the second pet Trimming in his home.
The first was plucked from the trash outside and was called Gristle. Gristle was a bastard.
Filet Mignon was picked specifically by his owner when they found his node growing in their crawl farm.
Filet Mignon is still very young, probably only having recently reached full size, and still doesn't quite know what to do when meeting another trimming on a walk.
Filet Mignon does not have just a warm box, the spoiled bitch has a rabbit hutch sized thing with a heat lamp and bedding.
Filet Mignon's owner absolutely does not live immediately near very important satellites for military communications.
Filet Mignon's favorite treat is eggshells, and he gets them every morning while his owner makes breakfast.
Filet Mignon will often drag his favorite blanket around the house, and loves 'burying' random items in it, 'digging' them up, and then kicking the blanket right back over it to do it again.
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
TRIMMING PLUSHIE
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