#tripletstarters

[andrewfxk-blog]

Andrew held the bottle of whiskey tight, “STOP TRYING TO GRAB MY DICK!”

[akselsup]

I honestly don’t think dropping the soap in prison is as bad as people say. Do you know how hard it would be to get up behind somebody, line up, and push in all in the span of time it’d take to pick up the soap? 

[silasvargas]

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Silas: so i got time to kill in a gb suit and netted 90s tell me somethin fuckin interestin kids

[plsjoey]

Okay so I went to this bar yesterday night and I ended up leaving with this girl who at the time was all cute and fem and all that good stuff. Now granted I don't really remember most of last night because I was drunk as fuck but when I woke up this morning I found out that she was definately a dude. 

[xoitsnicole-archive]

Surprise, bitches. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[river-ok]

Somehow someone got my number been sending me pics of their dick, I'm not complaining I'm just confused as hell 

[andrewfxk-blog]

*hungover drew is hungover*

[akselsup]

There should never be a such thing as a still picture. All pictures should move. Even paintings. Especially paintings.

[plsjoey]

How about instead of doing whatever it is you just said, you can come cuddle and I'll share my wine with you. Oh, oh, oh and I have food in here somewhere too, it can be our little party. 

[ftkayla]

Have you ever considered how weird is it that the phrases butt dial and booty call have essentially the same literal meanings, but are two completely different things.

[tfbrentley]

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brent: hey.......

brent: i'm not sure how to deal with these feelings anymore

brent: i was a wreck last night and i feel like i'm really losing myself

brent: i just need to know why i can't be a lego man

[river-ok]

can I help you?

[andrewfxk-blog]

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Andrew: I escaped the city and followed the sun

Andrew: aka aiden and i got a car and we're going town-hoping

Andrew: any souvenirs u want?

[plsjoey]

In the words of the late great Alaska Young I'm not answering any questions starting with who, what, when, where or why today.

[ftkayla]

So recently I have really developed this new… Like I don’t want to say obsession, but it’s kind of an obsession? With North West. I’m pretty sure she’d be the only kid I’d be willing to babysit. It’d be chill, we'd snack on some like Gucci baby food and listen to Only One. She’d probably be too cool to cry or throw a temper tantrum on top of it all.

[jfsfelix]

I've been so miserably bored the past few days and my hands are now aching. The disadvantages of allowing your bed to reel you in every single time you're about to get up. I need real motivation because I've been lacking it lately.