#true title: i heard boss bitch once and felt inspired thus i projected my sudden burst of inspiration onto Yui

[my-darling-has-forgotten-me]

Yui listens to Boss Bitch by Doja Cat once~

Context- Yui listens to Boss Bitch by Doja Cat once and insults some of the diaboys.

This...song...is...epic. A sudden urge of motivation washed over me and I decided to just be a bitch to those ugly fuckers for a bit.

I swear, these assholes are getting on my nerves, except Azusa, he's kinda nice. THEY'RE ALL WHITE TRASH, WHY?! IM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCK THEM UP.

"Your blood is the best!", groaned that piss drinking, period head.

"SIMP! YOU'RE A SIMP!"

"YOURS TRULY ISN'T A SIMP!!!!", screamed Ayato.

"Then why'd you compliment me? Not very alpha of you Ayato..."

He then just left with a look of despair, it made me feel somewhat guilty, but after all that shit I went through. I swear-

"IM NOT A SIMP PANCAKE!"

"Your persistence to prove that your not a simp tells me that your a simp... Simp"

He was crying at this point... Interesting.

"Why's that douche crying?", Subaru came in without knocking, like, bitch can you not?

"Why do you whine about everything like a lil bitch? You get your edgy fuckin' tsundere fuckin' pale vampire ass the fuck out of here? Are you trying to be cool or something? Well, it makes you look like a 2006 Myspace fkn scene kid. Fuck off"

Subaru just widened his eyes and left. I honestly think this is working!

Hopefully Sky Daddy will let me off this once and let me insult the shit out of these assholes. I walk to the kitchen to look for some tequila and I saw that creepy shota trap.

"You're in the fucking way, move", I ordered.

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU WENCH?!", he screamed.

Luckily, I'm desensitized to his rage.

"What're you gonna do, cry like a little kid?"

"No!", Kanacuck was welling up with tears and ran off. I feel like a God...

Unfortunately, Ruki appeared out of nowhere. "Livestock.."

"Fuck off, this shit is why your mom left you in the first place, you cuck", I deadpanned, filling up a glass with tequila.

"Excuse me?"

"Your mom left you because you're a sadistic bitch"

"You've no right to speak to me that way...", He snapped.

"And you've no right to be still be alive", I said, staring into his weird Christan Gray soul.

He just clicked his tongue. "You're punishment isn't going to be light Livestock. And I wanted to live and to save the people I cared about"

"That kitten also wanted to live", I deadpanned. I'm fucking sick of this E Boy and his fucked up brothers.

"IM SICK OF ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I TRIED TO BE NICE, PATIENT AND ACCEPTING BUT NO! YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO! I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL AND BURN LIKE THE WHITE TRASH YOU ALL ARE!!!", I yelled.

"You wanna talk about this...?", Asked Ruki.

I had enough of this ass, so I kicked him full force, smack bang in the balls. He fell to the ground in agony and I just poured my tequila on him.

"Go suck off your dad- sorry I forgot you don't have one!"

I walked off and sensed an r/niceguy at large. "Laito, fuck off, noone cares about what you have to say or your stupid fuckin opinion. Go blow yourself"

"Aight, imma head out"

If I see those founder fucks, I'ma kill em. Unfortunately for me, they were outside. Why's everyone here? I hate these guys. These sick bastards sure did get a kick out of tormenting me.

"Fuck off cocksuckers, your parents never loved you! Especially your fucking dad Carla", I yelled.

Later that day~

"There's something wrong with Yui..."

"Yeah, she's been saying really fucked up stuff to us. I even saw Ruki crying on the floor today"

"The fuck are you pussies talking about?", I asked.

"N-nothing!"

I internally smiled, I've these guys in the palm of my hand. I think I'll keep this up for a bit longer.