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[oddlyspecifictshirts]

I want the PowerPoint babe may I have it

of course!

(there is some context missing bc i have a whole 40 minute speech that goes along with it, but enjoy anyway!)

[seakissedwine]

Friends Don't Let Friends Write Drunk || Open

A wine bottle washed up against the shore. However, instead of delicious wine inside it was some parchment. If someone opened it they would find a letter inside that read: 

Dear Mystery Person,

I hope this actually reaches someone. I drank a whole bottle of wine just to do this so this better not be a waste. Although I didn't get the idea to write this until after drinking the bottle, but that's not the point. I guess I should be more friendly, though.

Hello! How are you? I hope you're doing better than I am. Working at winery with your family really sucks, you know? You can't even drink all the wine you want! I mean, why do they got to be so strict? Do you like wine? I hope you do, because I'm pretty sure it's my blood now. 

Oh, yeah. I had a reason for writing this. I was wondering what your town is like? Is it pretty? Are people nice there? Friendly to newcomers? 

Anyway, I hope you do write back. I promise I'll reply sober. Pinky swear. 

From the not mysterious, 

Karen

Below her name was an address to Flowerbud Village along with a very poorly drawn smiley face and a glass of wine. 

[seakissedwine]

Sorry to be a stick-in-the-mud, but I'm not really one for drinking! Plus, if I revealed myself, wouldn't that ruin the fun?

Karen scoffed, "Not one for drinking? What kind of fun is that?" She shook her head. 

"You could always wear a mask," she smirked. 

[seakissedwine]

Foiled again!

Karen laughed, "I like you! We should definitely share a drink!"

[seakissedwine]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

I heard it was in tents.

[seakissedwine]

Where has the rum gone?

Karen glanced around and asked, “But… why is the rum gone?”