#tumblr god and renowned herpetologist Mark Scherz obliterate this fool | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

kazieka · 3 months

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what if i didn't want to see frog butt cheeks

listen if you come into my house where we are celebrating the tiny ass cheeks of the world’s most underappreciated amphibians and you overturn our table of snacks and proclaim your hatred for very very very small booty cheeks then we are obligated to beat you to insensibility. with frog buttcheeks.

#lindsey shut up #tumblr god and renowned herpetologist Mark Scherz obliterate this fool #an ask? wtf #Anonymous #HOW can you hate the froggy ass. do you also hate the wondrous night sky and the roar of the ocean.#appreciate nature or die by my hand #(this is all a joke. this is ALL A JOKE.)#(but frog butts????? you don’t like the frog butts?!?!! look at them. they’re so small and funny.)

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