#turning whitney into a puppy girl/boy is a lifestyle

[ashersanity]

“How does it feel to get a taste of your own medicine, Whitney?”

“Now who’s a good puppy?” | + + + Asher’s dominance | + Lust

asher try not to be a creep challenge (impossible)

[rusalcele]

jessica & dalian: — softest 

* dalian comes to jessica for help with suits for formal events. he even directs the rest of his gang her way when they are in need of clothes for missions and is always proud to hear words of praise from them regarding her work.

* jessica doesn’t hesitate to make fun of dalian’s long legs, calling him ‘daddy long legs’ without hesitation. jessica even go as far as to use the insect for his contact picture. dalian is grumbles every time she uses that nickname, clearly showing how displeased he is, but it only fuels her amusement.

* dalian is often dragged along to jessica’s shopping sprees, much to his despair. it’s gotten to a point where dalian tries faking his own death during holiday sales season to get out of it, but jessica buys none of it and instead breaks down his door, yelling ‘get up legs, we’re going shopping’ at him.

but when they do start visiting the shops, jessica is disappointed by the clothes they find, criticising the way they are created, aware she could do a much better  job. dalian is ready to swing the purse she made him carry at her and threatens to drag her off to the bathroom to have a catfight worthy of mean girls. jessica simply laughs in his face and shares her chocolate with him, the expensive kind too, that makes him let go of some of his annoyance.

* jessica uses dalian as a model for male clothes each time she can. dalian doesn’t hesitate to joke that this has him saving money on acupuncture appointments because as much as he tries not to move while she’s handling needles, he does get extremely shifty after a while and often times, jessica pokes him with them because of his big mouth.

* dalian considers jessica to be one of his safe places, a breath of fresh air at the end of a packed day. her apartment is a favourite spot of his to hang out whenever they both synchronise their schedules and he has started to leave his mark on it. he doesn’t hesitate to give her a call at 5 in the morning to drag her out of her house for a drink at some niche bristo and though she’s always grumpy when she picks up, she rarely refuses him. 

* jessica has become so comfortable with dalian that she doesn’t mind wearing sweats around him. he offers to donate some of his to her to make some couture dresses.

* jessica bakes when she’s stressed. it’s happened more than once for dalian to walk into her apartment and find her in the kitchen; he tries backing out slowly everytime he catches a whiff of sweets in the oven, but she must have developed a sixth sense for this type of situations because she always knows when he’s there and calls out to him.

he always panics internally when that happens because he can barely handle his own stress, dalian doesn’t know what to words of comfort to offer her, so he quietly hops on the counter, accepting every brownie she shoves his way as she rants, stuffing his mouth and his pockets for later.

dalian waits for her to finish walking around with dough up to her elbows and frizzy hair, before he offers to have her taste some new combination of tea leaves he’s thought up.

* dalian’s house is filled to the brim with plants, so he comes over to jessica’s to repot any new ones he gets when he’s trying to blow off some steam. he does it compulsively and ends up teaching her how to care for them and move them to a bigger pot when needed. her apartment ends up resembling a jungle, opposite to how it was before him when there were no plants, and she has dozens of pots dalian leaves there to grow for his business.

jessica loves it, especially during summer when she can open the window and in comes the smell of fresh flowers from the balcony. dalian made it his mission to place as many lavender pots on there so they can be even more relaxed when they’re enjoying their glass of wine or cup of tea as jazz music plays from her small radio.

* jessica convinces him to slow-dance with her to some of her favourite jazz tunes. dalian is hesitant as first; even if he did learn how to move his hips properly since he was a babe, it still looks awkward due to his height, but indulges her anyway. the moment her back is turned to him? dalian moves over and changes the song to something more upbeat, like queen or anything disco. he adores whitney houston’s ‘i wanna dance with somebody’ the most and is extatic when he discovers it’s her favourite as well.

* dalian tries his darn hardest not to spook jessica with the uglier aspects of his lifestyle, but isn’t doing the most amazing job. the first time he showed up at her door all beat up and bloody, it wasn’t a conscious decision; his mind was all over the place and his legs just took him there. the night went far from how it was planned, dalian carrying the weight of the entire world when she opened her door, confused and bleary-eyed from being woken up, remarking that normal people usually visit during the day.

“i’m SUPERnatural, so i’m cool.” ;)

he only gets a death stare in return.

jessica doesn’t ask questions; she’s good at that & dalian was grateful for that because he didn’t think he had any answers to offer her. she patched him up in silence, dalian sitting on the countertop staring at all the blood he had left in his wake, as she worked on his wounds. it was only at the end that he noticed the colourful bandaids she had used, especially the pink ones she put on his face, but before he could open his mouth to protest, she tells him that if he’s a big enough boy to get into fights, then he’s big enough to take the responsibility for it, which, ok, fair.

jessica makes them both bacon and waffles to eat, just before heading to bed, leaving dalian behind to clean up.

it becomes a routine after that and he tries not to think too hard about it.

** it has gotten to a point where jessica can recognize dalian has been injured by the way he stumbles into her apartment and has become so immune to the scene that she simply calls out to him not to get blood eveywhere as she had just washed the floors. dalian nods and tries to catch the droplets of bloods on his shoes or the fingers of his free hand.

* jessica has to adapt to dalian’s need pretty quickly, especially when it comes to formal clothing. it’s not rare for her to have to find a way to tailor a suit in such a way it hides a knife perfectly that can also be taken out easily, or any bigger object in general.

she also has to be creative when it comes to her own clothes such as making a dress the same colour as an object so it doesn’t stand out when she’s smuggling out or a nifty handbag with secret inner pockets.

* jessica rings dalian to come over with the excuse that there’s an expensive wine of bottle with his name on it as she doesn’t want to drink it alone; in reality, she’s terrified of the thunderstorm outside and far too nervous to sleep.

the lights are low, the blinds are pulled down, there’s soft music playing in the background as they’re both snoozing off on armchairs and sofas, drunk on the sweetline, constantly opening their mouths without anything to say aftey they talked about everything and anything for hours on end.

it turns into some sort of tradition and if dalian notices her small jumps with every booming thunder, he pretends he doesn’t notice, talking louder, instead.

* jessica has three pomeranian puppies that dalian loves with his entire heart. he always reminds her that if he’d pile all three one atop of the other, she’d still be the shortest in the room, as well as reminding her that the only reason he even puts up with her rich old divorced woman antics is because of them. 

the first time he says that,  jessica throws him the deadliest and nastiest glare she could muster before grabbing her purse and jacket and getting ready to leave with her nose in the air. dalian simply snickers all the while.

** it’s not a rare sight for him to use the spare key jessica gave him and get into her apartment before she’s finished working to spend times with the puppies. when jessica goes home, there’s no pitter-patter welcoming her by the door. instead, she hears loud ass human feet coming from behind it and she’s not surprised to open the door to find him holding all three puppies and cooing at them that ‘ mommy’s home ! look ! mommy ! ‘

* it’s the middle of summer. 100° & they’re both drunk.  they’re walking back when jessica insists she wears his suit jacket because, apparently, that’s how it’s done in all hollywood movies. obviously, a fight ensues that last all the way to her apartment.

jessica’s anemic and woobling on her feet while dalian is screeming at her to ‘ take it off ! you’re going to pass out ! ‘ as she retaliates that it is her dream to be audrey hepburn.

needless to say, dalian isn’t impressed, rather frustrated beyond belief. so frustrated, in fact, that he picks her under his arm. she starts singing whitney houston songs after that. dalian is embarrassed because the streets are crowded and he’s STILL a drug dealear. ‘ jessica, i still have my dignity as a criminal, please. ‘ he’s literally prepared to throw himself in front of a car, at that point, if they’re stopped and charged with disturbing the peace and he gets that on his criminal record, especially when it’s because of jessica’s reinterpretation of ‘i will always love you’.

dalian’s woes don’t end there, unfortunately. the moment he puts her down, jessica is out of her shoes and dancing down the pavement. he’s cursing a storm under his breath as he bends down to pick them up, following her from a distance as he whispers-shouts at her to come back and stop right this instant, jessica ! 

the next morning, she’s sober and back to beating him up, calling him daddy legs and bruising his arm. dalian has dark circles under his eyes compared to her relaxed attitude, and is just...dead inside. he got beaten up with a purse by an old lady whose dog was spooked by jessica’s dancing and twirling.

she makes him a new one-of-a-kind suit jacket, though, so that is half-forgiven.

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