#twf transcript

[leighsartworks216]

Walten Files 4 Notes/Messages Transcribed

Anything I couldn't read is in [], with my best guess at what it says or "can't read", if there isn't enough information to make a guess with, or "unsure" if I cannot understand the writing.

At 2:54

Charles Brook: 10.10.1970 Hi! Just got hired officially as the computer supervisor for "Unnamed Bunny Smiles Restaurant" (though I've been coming up with a few names myself) I've known these guys for a while, they're family! I've done some work for them along with Susan for years now, even before CyberFun Tech! Getting to meet the Waltens and the Krankens has been super fun! So excited to get to work! The future is bright. C. B. P. 27:12

Worth noting, P. 27:12 is a proverb from the bible, "The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty."

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At 8:40, in text that is upside down and flipped

Mr. Kranken This is Norman. I’m sending you this letter on behalf of our deal between Bunny Smiles and CyberFun Tech and most importantly, the well-being of our Cyberfun staff. We’ve been getting a lot of complaints about a member of our staff going missing who was highly associated with you and your team. Susan Woodings has been missing for a week now and here in CyberFun Tech we are working as hard as we can to try and manage to get in contact with her. Is there perhaps any detail you could hand us to help locate our missing employee? I’m going to be entirely honest with you, Mr. Kranken, and tell you I have a ton of questions and suspicions about whatever is going on with your company. Whatever it is, it’s making both your company and mine look bad to public light so, again, if there’s anything that could help us find Susan, write us back immediately. Thank you. I’ll see you Monday.

A second later, a sentence appears

SUSAN HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO BREATHE FOR [3?] DAY SHE [can’t read] ANYMOR[E]

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At 9:14

Employee Notes #[404?] By: C. B. BSI Notes [crossed out] The BSI Console The Bunny Smiles Incorporated console allows the robots of Bon's Burgers feel a lot more lifelike and allow for a more fun and interesting experience. I think this is an ambitious and innovating concept I would've never expected to make in my life. Susan did not disappoint at all. Absolutely stunning and delicate work. Jack was fascinated. Never seen anything like it! Felix was both amazed and scared, he doesn't understand a thing about how it works!

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At 9:20

Walkaround Test (Week 1-2) By: C. B. Week 1: Banny knocked over the table! Rework room recognizing feature!  Bon test went well, recognized Sophie right away! Sha is next Boozoo's magic trick bit went well, [unsure] but he'll do better next time. Week 2: Banny fixed, test went as planned. Mask broke down from last incident. Bon walkaround test went well, way better than expected. Mask broke down Get new mask by Friday! There should be a spare one in the workshop

[aceitoumt1r0]

Hi, I'm not used to coment or post anything on this site, but I'm a huge TWF fan, and I've transcript this text. Sorry if it's bad, english is not my first language and I probably got something wrong, so, please, correct me!

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Mr. Kranken

This is Norman. I'm sending you this letter on behalf of our deal between Bunny Smiles and CyberFun Tech and most importantly, the well-being of our CyberFun Staff. We've been getting a lot of complaints about a member of our staff going missing who was highly associated with you and your team. Susan Woodings has been missing for a week now and here in CyberFun Tech we are working as hard as we can to try and manage to get in contact with her. Is there perhaps any detail you could hand us to help locate our missing employee?

I'm going to be entirely honest with you, Mr. Kranken and tell you I have a ton of questions and suspicious about whatever is going on with your company. Whatever it is, it's making both your company and mine look bad to public light so, again, if there's anything that could help us find Susan, write us back immediately.

Thank you, I'll see you monday.

Okay someone with good eyes post transcript of this pls 🥺

[storagefacilityk-9]

if no one's done it already i may fuck around and write walten files transcripts since the captions are so inconsistent

[endorsereviews]

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[butchsophiewalten]

ok im putting the audio transcript i wrote for the first episode of the walten files here under a readmore since idk what else to do with it

-[Elevator music] -Hi, and welcome to the introductory tape to your new job at Bunny Smiles Incorporated -You have applied to a job in technical support and maintenance. -What does this job particularly mean? -It means that you, amongst other employees, are the one who'll take care of creating a magical and fun experience for Bon's Burgers -[Upbeat music, animatronics begin singing] -"Hip, hooray! Hip, hooray!" -"The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip, hooray!" -"The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out today" -[Musical interlude] -"The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip hip, hooray!" -"The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out today" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"The one with the waggley tail?" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"I do hope that doggie's for sale!" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"The one with the waggley tail?" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"I do hope that doggie's for sale!" -"Old Macdonald had a farm! (E-I-E-I-O!)" -"And on that farm he had some pigs! (E-I-E-I-O!)" -"With a [pained squealing] here, [squealing continues], there," -"here, there, everywhere a-" -These are The Showstoppers, Bon, Sha, Boozoo, and Banny, -a computer-animated band made by BSI to entertain children. -As a technician, you'll be given the role of a Facility Caretaker. -Around this fun and magical journey, we'll work on certain tasks. Such As: -cleaning protocols, -[slightly distorted] robot maintenance and repair, -and learning how to use BSI technology. -But first, here's a message from Jack Walten and Felix Kranken, our beloved foun- -which reads, "In BSI, the most important thing to us isn't the money or the rating, -the most important thing to us is that you have a wonderful experience while working with us." -That being said, with the Bon's Burgers restaurant getting opened in a few weeks, we're looking forward to achieving this dream with you. -[Jazzy music] -[Music stops abruptly] -[Garbled speech] -[Piano music] -It's a brand new day in Little Bon's neighborhood, and a really special one for sure. -Little Bon has been waiting all day for his friends to arrive. -He is planning to have an sleepover with them. He has everything set up for the perfect movie night with his friends. -For this sleepover he invited Sha, Boozoo, and Billy. -Let's check again in case we don't forget any guests. -Bon invited Sha, Bozoo, and- [Music stops] -[High-pitched, escalating sound] -[Music resumes] -[Door knock] Oh, that must be them. -Now that everyone has arrived, I suppose it's time for the movie night to begin. -Bon spent all his money on a really funny movie, which he [narration distorts] -[unintelligible] will enjoy and will laugh with Little Bon -[Narration returns to normal] -friends watch the movie. I guess we can say they had a blast of a time- -[Music glitches and stutters] -[Distorted] Once the night dropped, they all lai- -*faint breathing* -[Footsteps] -'MISSING: Jack Walten, LAST SEEN: 06/11/1974' -[Glitched, distorted groaning or speaking] -[Horror sting] -"Ugh, stay" -"'Kay, that's good enough." -"So... This is the brand new caretaker for the ol' Bunny Smiles facility." -"Now I'm, uh, recording this because the company requires some kinda archives for the work history..." -"Something like that. I honestly have no clue because I started working here.." -"Dunno, actually. I'm going there right now." -"But- *Cough* -"But they gave me this weird location. Somewhere in a forest, I think," -"to work at! And I've been driving for twenty minutes, and I can't find the place!" -"I made it to the location, I think? *sigh* 'sgotta be it." -"Anyways, so, Chris told me this hasn't been working since about '78? '79?" -"Somewhere around then. And that was four years ago? I think?" -"So... chances are, it's gonna smell horrendous." -[high-pitched sound] -[Echoed] "Oh my god, the smell! 'Smells like a sewer down here." -"So, uh, I found this thing? And I think this is good for the Relocate Project for the company." -"Although that doll-like thingy that I found..." -"It most definitely has seen better days." -"But, fortunately for me, the diagnosis control is right here, so we can go there and see how Bon is doing!" -"Now- let's, uh, Let's check out the head and mouth. And I will begin with the- uh... the head." -"Let's begin with the arm.." -"Let's, uhm- let's check the left arm." -"Yeah, the left arm, uhm.. the left arm is- [Stuttering, distorted music and clicking] -[Loud sound] -*laboured breathing* *cough* -"WHAT WAS THAT THI-" [camera falls] -*shaky breathing* -[Loud, low-pitched scream] -[Slowed, distorted music] -[Music stops] -[Sonar pulse] -[Outro music]

[butchsophiewalten]

my unofficial transcript for The Walten Files 2 - Relocate Project

-[Jazzy music] -[Audio glitching and TV static] -[Triumphant music] -Hello BSI members and employees, and welcome to the tape that will change future of the Bon's Burgers brand and the Bunny Smiles company for the better -That's right, after four long years of legal paperwork, we finally decided to use our back-up plan, -which we created after the tragic closure of Bon's Burgers back on July 20th, 1974. -Ladies and gentlemen, we now present to you: The Relocate Project. -But before we go into details, we want to greet all the new Bunny Smiles employees! -[Heavily distorted] With the company greeting out of the way, -let's start analyzing The Relocate Project by checking what has happened ever since the closure of Bon's four years ago. -As many of you might have known from previous tapes, our beloved entertainers were safely secured in Saint Juana's storage facility some months after the restaurant's closure. -[Music distorts] -Later on, a good amount of business opportunities appeared. -Such as books, merch, animated movies, we even got a T-V show. -That's when Felix Kranken had the brilliant idea of "Restore and reprogram the robots of Bon's Burgers with the purpose of re-locating them in a new restaurant -that would be opened in a not-so-distant future" -A pretty smart plan, right? -Making enough money to eventually re-open the Bon's Burgers restaurant is no-doubt a brilliant idea. -So, let's give it up for Felix Kranken. A man with not only a giant brain, but also a giant heart- -[Music stops] -[Piano music with synth] -[Music distorts] -[Music stops] -[Metal screech] -[Metal screech] -[Loud music] -"The mighty rabbit tries to find a way out of the cage, but is unsuccessful." -"The rabbit keeps trying to find a way out- the rab- needs to catch the owner's attention" -"The mighty rabbit must get out. The mighty rabbit needs to get out." -"The mighty rabbit needs to get out. The mighty rabbit needs to get out. The mighty rabbit needs to get out." -"The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving. The rabbit is starving." -"-is starving -is starving -is starving  -is starving  -is starving -is -is -is -is -is -is-" -[Glitching sound] -[Choir music] -[Music stops] -[Music plays louder, in reverse] -[Music stops] -[Funky music] -"Welcome to Technical Support." -"Today we will focus on the area tour and orientation inside K-9, the Bunny Smiles storage facility." -"We recommend all Facility Caretakers to have all needed equipment at hand and to always wear the Bunny Smiles unifor-" -"-M But most importantly, all- -of you must always, under any circumstance, use your BSI I.D. Ca-" -"Once you have all the necessary equipment at hand, we are ready to go." -[Music stops] -"Hello, I see you made it to the storage facility." -"I bet you must be very excited and nervous to start working here." -"But let's stop and think, do you have all the necessary items for your job tasks?" -"I thought so. Let's put on a nice backpack and start packing some items." -"Let's check the items you will require for your job at K-9." -"Lantern? Check." -"Snack? Check." -"Key? Check." -"Camera? Check." -[A few notes of piano music] -"Wow, It's pretty dark here. You should turn on the light." -"Turn on the light." -"Turn on the light." -"Turn on the-" -[Piano music resumes] -"It's important to keep track of which rooms you enter. -"This place can be really tricky, and you could get lost very easily." -"This is the resting room. In this room you can sit down, rest, talk with co-workers, you name it." -"Remember to always keep this room as clean and organized as possible, a clean envirnonment helps to get tasks done faster." -"A dirty environment only makes a job harder to get done." -[Music stops] -[Music resumes] -"Alright, this is the main hall of the place. In front of you, you will find three doors. These are storage areas." -"The first door is used to save any kind of cleaning items and supplies." -"The second foor is used to save a kind of prizes and merch that was available in the Bon's Burgers restaurant." -"The third door is used to hi-" [Music stutters and stops] -[Reversed speech] -"Welcome to the basement. Right now, you are in a main storage area." -"As you can see, this is the room where we storage more important items such as stages, tables, arcade machines, and birthday props." -"Now, please follow me to the next doo-" -[Loud TV static] -"In the Bon's Burgers restaurant, remember to avoid touching or shining lights at our robots, unless you are a facility technician." -"Now let's move on to the next room." -[Music stutters and stops] -[Distorted] "How odd. I remember we visited this room already." -[Distored music] -"Sophie, where am I?" -[Stuttering speech] -By the time the lady entered the backstage, as the voice told her to, missing husband wasn't there. -Instead, she found a rabb- -"Rose broken. Will fix you. You will beautiful." -"You will beautiful. You will beautiful. You will beautif-" -[Loud beep] -[Erratic music] -"When she woke up, she looked beautiful." -"But on the inside..." -[Distorted] "It felt like every single part of her body was bleeding." -[Loud carnival music] -[TV static, music stops] -Hilary: No, but uhm, the place itself was open during a short period of time, in which, um, a certain number of 'cases' occured around the area. -Kevin: Damn. Ashley: Huh. H:yeah. -H: And there were complaints from people that lived near the restaurant about the place playing music during mid-night, Like two or three in the morning, -along with the lights on, which was weird, because back then the company didn't really worry about hiring nightguards. -But yeah, the place closed after people reported hearing screams of an adult woman inside of the restaurant. -K: Jesus... H: So yeah, yeah. -Some hours after that specific case was reported, it then decided to close its doors. Probably because authorities needed to check the place or something. -A: Um- H: What's weird about this is that the last day Bon's was open, they only let like, one or two families in. -And they mentioned later that the animatronics, like, the entertainers, were completely absent, and that the curtains were closed. -A: That's odd. -K: Fuck, this forest reminds me of a movie... the uhh... The Texas Chainsaw Mass-? -K: I think we need to change these pieces with the new ones... -A: Don't you think that could take some time? -I mean, we gotta move on with the others soon enough to finish everything by Friday. -K: I mean yes, but I think we should make them look as new as possible. Thats.. the point- -That's the point of this whole project, correct? -We, um, I think we should restore them as much as we can, don't you think? A: Yes, ahem, yes- -A: BUT, if we keep focusing on these small details the reprogramming of the robots won't be finished in- -H: Hey Kevin, I doubt we can add the blinking eyes feature on this one. His eye sockets are really damaged, almost as if someone did this intentionally... -A: I think all these holes in the suit and stuff were made after the closure. K: Whaddya mean? -A: When the place closed down, CyberFun Tech, the company who created the robots, had to revise them after noticing a good amount of... 'irregularities' in them. -During the process they probably did this mess to get to the endoskeleto- -H: Goodnight guys K: God, it is so cold in this place -A: Look at this key. K: What? -A: Have you noticed how the company gives us this tiny key, but never mentioned its purpose? -K: You're just overlooking stuff. -H: I mean, why would they give us a key with no use whatsoever? -A: Exactly! It has to be for something interesting. -K: Maybe, but we're uh- running out of time. We should focus on finishing these robots by tomorrow. H: Right. -A: ...Goodnight. -K: Hello! Ah, this will probably be the last recording today before we leave. So, yeah. -Bad news, the reprogramming phase was unsuccessful. -We had a lot of inconveniences when we tried to restore the robots. A ton of damaged parts in the endoskeleton models which made it impossible to add the new features, -And let's not forget the fact that we didn't have enough time to END the PROJECT. -H: Yeah, we hope we can go back with better equipment and a better deadline. -K: As Hilary said, we beg the company to allow us to return to a more organized plan. -But for now, this is the end of the re-programming phase for the uh- the relocation project. End log. -A: Hey guys, this is Ashley! I am using the camera because I am planning to find wherever this key leads to. -I'm sure whatever this key hides could save the project. I will show this footage to you guys once you wake up. -I know you guys told me not to wander around, but I genuinely think this small key could be a life-saver. -Took me a while, but I realized the key leads to this door, labeled "Backdoors" -It seems like a small area, so I'll just go take a little peek, see if I can find anything interesting, and then go back! Simple. -Uh- Uhm this- place is bigger than I thought... -I don't think I have enough time, so I'll just try and pick random doors and see what's inside. -After a ton of empty rooms with boring stuff I came across this door, which uh, which was open. Kinda weird. -Anyway, this room seems to have some spare endo pieces and from the looks of it, some... unused animatronics, I guess? -I won't go into detail about what I find, since I'm in a rush of course, and, heh, this- -This room, number 26 or 27? I think? Um, -As you can see here, there are some, uh, spare heads. Nothing that interesting to be hon- -*surprised gasp* -Well, this is, um, bizarre. -I can't really tell if this buddy is a robot or a puppet, but like, uh, why is it hanging on the wall? -This is- really weird [Loud sound] -[Echoed] This is the last door. I um, I've never seen this clown thing before. It's- It's really cre- Like, -There's absolutely no way I'm getting close to that thing. I'll probably wait 'till you guys see this video and come down here with me so we can take a clos- -Um, I found this. I'm pretty sure that clown thing had a cassette player installed. -So I guess I'll have to be brave and, uh, try and see what this whole thing- -I don't really know why this dude has a cassette player-thing installed. -But my guess is that it's used for, um, for birthday parties. Like, they would play a customized tape or something? -I don't know. But we're about to find out. -[Mechanical whirring] -[Upbeat music] -"If you're [Unintelligible] Have a Happy Birthday!" -"Have a lot of fun!" -"Have a Happy Birthday! Things are gonna be great- great- great-" -[Beep] -"Jack, Susan, Charles, Rosemary, Sophie. [Horn]" -*Gasp* -*Shaky breathing* -*SCREAM* -[Carnival music] -[Woman screaming] -"Hello! I'm Billy. The funny moving clown." -"Can I- I- I- I- sing you a song?" -[Garbled speaking/singing] -[Reversed music] -[Music stops] -[Outro music]