#twiddling his thumbs like a cuck or like shedding a tear at the mention of sex and shying away from these things that’s literally not | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

possumteeths · 5 months

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ok we all know like diehard astarion girlies are exhausting and plentiful but like one fandom opinion that literally makes me block ppl is saying that he’s like secretly really hurt or offended by the prospect of poly or shared partners or casual sex like …… k

#i guess its all up to interpretation but its the same thing where fanon agrees on one thing thats literally not canon at all and then it #gets treated like canon and its literally not #gHhhhHhhhhhhhh #like hes literally stupid giggling at the prospect of the drow twins after youve helped him with his quest like ????#Also like u can love someone and also think they should live their best life and be railed by a bear nflsbfksnfbf #like its a BEAR cmon live a little #Astarion is definitely uwu sometimes not not uwu in the ways im seeing fanonized to the point of like character erasure #also i dont rlly like the weird idk babyifying of him like hes a grown ass man with complex feelings and thoughts hes not gonna be like #twiddling his thumbs like a cuck or like shedding a tear at the mention of sex and shying away from these things that’s literally not #who he is at all #Hes very introspective and deeply affected by things and thinks hes so sly abt not being like its more justice to his character to imagine #diverse and differing relationship dynamics than it is to put him in a heteronormative monogamous box #babes its DND world like!!!!! ur preconceived christian ideals dont live here!!

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