#two of my favorite aristo bois

[downton-bridgerton]

The 7th Marquess of Hexham and The 7th Earl of Grantham || Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022)

[mermaidsirennikita]

so i finally read devil in winter, thank you so much for that btw, i had a GREAT time, finished it in one afternoon, bless you truly <3 now i understand evie and sebastian appear in other novels? could you tell me which ones to read bc i swear i loved those two and also any other novels i might like if i enjoyed that one? THANK YOU

Yessss I’m so glad enjoyed it!!!! I saved this as a draft and I'm not sure if you're going to see this if I don't make it public (I'm sorry!) so posting now. If you haven’t read the other Wallflowers books, Evie is in all the other ones as a supporting character. Sebastian is the villain of book 2, obvi, lol. He also cameos in book 4 where he’s kinda on thin ice with everyone but Evie is preggers so they’re stuck with him.

They have their own cute scenes in A Wallflower Christmas, where they have pregnant Christmas sex.

Otherwise, I think Sebastian cameos in Mine Till Midnight…. Then in the Ravenels he and Evie show up a lot because three of the books are about the offspring.

Devil in Spring—their son Gabriel is the hero, it’s real cute; the prologue is them role playing while Sebastian tries to break it to Evie that their oldest son totally compromised a girl lol

Devil’s Daughter—their eldest, Phoebe, is the heroine; it’s very popular and she’s a widowed single mom who falls for a former scoundrel, but tbh this one does nothing for me

Devil in Disguise—very controversial but super connected to their family, especially Sebastian. Not sure if you've been spoiled there, so I won't say more :)

For book that might hit similar places, I'd recommend...

When the Duke Was Wicked by Lorraine Heath. An all time favorite of mine, and I think it has a great rake hero (also, the heroine is a sweet redhead!) The basic setup of the book is that the hero and heroine were raised as family friends, their parents were tight, but he's nine years older. He had no idea, but she had this intense girlish infatuation with him and was crushed when he married young... and he was super devoted as a husband, but then his wife and young daughter died and he radically changed and became this super slutty rake. The impetus of the novel is that the heroine, Grace, asks the hero, Lovingdon, to help her find a good husband and he ends up corrupting her--which is maybe what she wanted, lol. He's so slutty, but he also adore Grace and can't fucking accept it because he's having such a hard time with accepting that he could love someone else... maybe even more than he loved his wife.

TW: past medical crises are discussed at length; lmk if you need more info.

You could also check out Surrender to the Devil by Lorraine Heath--another bad boy duke aristo hero and a lovely redheaded heroine, lol. This one is about the parents of the heroine of the book I just recommended. She grew up on the streets and is just this really sweet woman, he's this rakish caustic duke (who has a lot of inner pain, naturally). He decides to make her his mistress, but ends up falling head over heels.

TW: heroine was sexually assaulted as a child and is very traumatized; the hero is really gentle with her once he realizes she has sexual hangups. There's also a lot of discussion of the abuse of a side female character.

Any Duchess Will Do by Tessa Dare. This is another "we saw this hero be a slutty douche in a previous book, now he's back and falling in love". Tessa's books are funny and sexy but also emotional. The duke in this book was introduced in "A Week to be Wicked" (also a great book) as a tool, and he won't settle down, so his mom is like please choose a bride... and he's like you know what I'll choose this fucking barmaid. His mom takes him up on it and decides to My Fair Lady the barmaid, who he has no actual intention of marrying... until he falls for her lol.

How to Steal A Scoundrel's Heart by Vivienne Lorret. This one works really well, imo. The hero is a marquess who propositions the heroine to be his mistress, and at first she turns him down... but then she gives because she has nowhere else to turn. He's super cool with his love affairs, and gives her this contract that last four months, no more and no less. It's this super romantic, lovely romance and I so recommend it.

The Serpent Prince by Elizabeth Hoyt. A great "flashy rake x shy virgin" book. The heroine finds the hero left for dead on the side of the road, and she nurses him back to health.... And whoops, the rake falls hard! It's also fully insane, because Hoyt.

The Devil of Downtown by Joanna Shupe. A Gilded Age villainous rake/sweet virgin book. The hero is a rake and a gangster, and he ends up falling for the do gooder activist daughter of an influential man in town--and it's kind of a "who's corrupting who" thing.

[dilfbatman]

bro... listen.... I LOVE YOUR PATROCHILLESS HEADCANONS! they are my *bold, italicized, underlined* lifeline what are your fave hcs of the babes?

BRO LISTEN... I LOVE & APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH AHH THANK YOU!!! :’) omfg lemme think of a few! <3

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- okay so i think achilles is v much into wearing athleisure, simple outfits (white or black tee w blue jeans), or he will wear the most ridiculous dorky/comedic graphic tees and you know what? valid i love him for it. patroclus likes to wear soft sweaters, trousers, flowy tops & his occasional jean jacket that is adorned w pins & patches

- i think patroclus loves to bake & he loves to bake cupcakes, cookies, cakes & achilles loves to help decorate with him and it’s something they like to do when pat is stressed about med school - it’s a palliative for him & having achilles by his side usually helps him calm down (a majority of the time achilles can be chaotic in the kitchen but. he can take it down a notch when he knows he has to)

- patroclus loves to braid achilles’ hair and likes to do princess braids with two of his pigtails bobbypinned in the back w the rest of his hair down along w a few flowers interspersed here and there :’)

- achilles LOVES horror movies and when they go on movie theater dates (after getting popcorn, nachos, & cherry + blueraz icee’s) you can bet that achilles is laughing at the screen while pat is occasionally screaming and being overall done w everything (he likes horrors but DAMN achilles always chooses the ones that are full of jumpscares!) mayhaps it’s an excuse for achilles to put his arm around patroclus....... he’ll never tell

- pat has a philtatos tattoo on his wrist & achilles has an aristos achaion tattoo on his wrist too

- achilles loves to go to the beach and splash in the ocean & pat loves to do the same along with sunbathing with achilles while reading his favorite books there - it’s just a quintessential fun summer’s day that’s filled w eating ice cream, going to an italian restaurant, & having achilles go absolutely wild on the booze (pat thinks it’s hilarious bc achilles is a loud, funny, somewhat sexual [only to pat] & trashmouth drunk)

- listen !!!!! they’re king of cute dates i have said it before <3 they just love going on museum dates, botanical garden dates, mall + arcade dates - you name it they’ve probably already done it!

- speaking of arcade dates omfg achilles goes OFF on winning ofc & they esp love the air hockey, ski ball, & driving games <3 also achilles at one point is so hopped up on soda and sugar that he nearly threw hands w a 12 year old bc that 12 year old beat him in a game... pat is dying laughing and has to whisk achilles away but achilles has that boy’s face memorized and the next time he sees him? it’s on sight (achilles’ words verbatim)

- and since he’s hopped up on not only sugar and soda, but his own hubris - he demands that they don’t leave until he can win one stuffed animal for pat from every single claw game machine (many tickets eaten by the machine later, with a handful of stuffed animals laden in pat’s arms and achilles w a triumphant smile... they finally leave the arcade) & pat ofc has to kiss achilles on the cheek as a thank you and see him blush <3

- achilles is super whipped for pat and says again that he can go inside to win some more and pat says no babe it’s okay i think i have enough stuffed animals for many lifetimes

- and achilles being soft gets all serious and says that he’d spend lifetimes w patroclus and he’s just so in love with him & adores him and they’re just. they’re so pure and in love and they kiss again and pat is hugging achilles as they’re walking and they’re both filled w so much sunshine & happiness & AHH! in Love boyfriends (will one day be husbands) <3

thank you for making me fall into modern!patrochilles again AHHH I LOVE YOU & HOPE YOU ENJOY!

[thesmithsfiend]

GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES REFERENCE GUIDE

Golden AGE Of Looney Tunes  Volume 1 Disc #1 Side 1:    •    Smile, Darn Ya, Smile! (1931)      •    Shuffle Off to Buffalo (1933)      •    Page Miss Glory (1936)      •    I Love to Singa (1936)      •    Have You Got Any Castles? (1938)      •    Speaking of the Weather (1937)      •    Katnip Kollege (1938)   Disc #1 Side 2:    •    The Wild Hare (1940)      •    Daffy Duck and Egghead (1938)      •    Odor-Able Kitty (1945)      •    A Tale of Two Kitties (1942)      •    I Haven't Got a Hat (1935)      •    Life with Feathers (1945)      •    Walky Talky Hawky (1946)   Disc #2 Side 1:    •    Cinderella Meets Fella (1938)      •    Hamateur Night (1939)      •    Thugs With Dirty Mugs (1939)      •    Cross Country Detours (1940)      •    Dangerous Dan McFoo (1939)      •    The Bear’s Tale (1940)      •    The Crackpot Quail (1941)   Disc #2 Side 2:    •    Wabbit Twouble (1941)      •    Horton Hatches the Egg (1942)      •    The Hep Cat (1942)      •    A Corny Concerto (1943)      •    Kitty Kornered (1946)      •    The Great Piggy Bank Robbery (1946)      •    The Big Snooze (1946)   Disc #3 Side 1:    •    The Night Watchman (1938)      •    Old Glory (1939)      •    Sniffles Takes a Trip (1940)      •    The Dover Boys (At Pimento University) (1942)      •    My Favorite Duck (1942)      •    The Aristo-Cat (1943)      •    Inki at the Circus (1947)   Disc #3 Side 2:    •    Rhapsody in Rivets (1941)      •    Pigs in a Polka (1942)      •    Little Red Riding Rabbit (1944)      •    Duck Soup to Nuts (1944)      •    Hare Trigger (1945)      •    Back Alley Oproar (1948)      •    Tweetie Pie (1947)   Disc #4 Side 1:    •    The Heckling Hare (1941)      •    Hare Tonic (1945)      •    Hare Ribbin? (1944)      •    Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips (1944)      •    A Hare Grows in Manhattan (1947)      •    The Unruly Hare (1945)      •    Gorilla My Dreams (1948)   Disc #4 Side 2:    •    Nasty Quacks (1945)      •    Hair-Raising Hare (1946)      •    The Bashful Buzzard (1945)      •    Daffy Doodles (1946)      •    Little Orphan Airedale (1947)      •    Baby Bottleneck (1946)      •    Book Revue (1946)   Disc #5 Side 1:    •    The Coo Coo Nut Grove (1936)      •    Daffy Duck in Hollywood (1938)      •    Hollywood Steps Out (1941)      •    What's Cookin' Doc? (1944)      •    Hollywood Daffy (1946)      •    Swooner Crooner (1944)      •    Slick Hare (1947)   Disc #5 Side 2:    •    Tortoise Beats Hare (1941)      •    Tortoise Wins by a Hare (1943)      •    Rabbit Transit (1947)      •    Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid (1942)      •    The Old Grey Hare (1944)      •    Bugs Bunny Rides Again (1948)      •    Haredevil Hare (1948)  

GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 2

Disc #1 Side 1 - Musical Madness:

   You Don't Know What You're Doin'! (1931) *    Goopy Geer (1932) *    Three's a Crowd (1932) *    We're in the Money (1933)    Honeymoon Hotel (1934)    The Lady in Red (1935)    The Penguin Parade (1938)

Disc #1 Side 2 - Early Wabbits:

   Prest-O Change-O (1939)    Hare-um Scare-um (1939)    Elmer's Candid Camera (1940)    Elmer's Pet Rabbit (1941)    Hiawatha's Rabbit Hunt (1941)    Hold the Lion, Please (1942)    Fresh Hare (1942)

Disc #2 Side 1 - Frank Tashlin:

   The Major Lied 'Til Dawn (1938)    Cracked Ice (1938)    Brother Brat (1944)    Plane Daffy (1944)    A Tale of Two Mice (1945)    Behind the Meat-Ball (1945)    Hare Remover (1946)

Disc #2 Side 2 - Chuck Jones:

   The Little Lion Hunter (1939)    The Draft Horse (1942)    Flop Goes the Weasel (1943)    Lost and Foundling (1944)    Fair and Worm-er (1946)    What's Brewin', Bruin? (1948)    Rabbit Punch (1948)

Disc #3 Side 1 - Bob Clampett:

   Goofy Groceries (1941)    The Wacky Wabbit (1942) *    Buckaroo Bugs (1944) *    An Itch in Time (1943) *    The Gruesome Twosome (1967) *    Draftee Daffy (1945) *    Bacall to Arms (1946) *

Disc #3 Side 2 - McKimson & Davis:

   Acrobatty Bunny (1946) *    Hollywood Canine Canteen (1946) *    The Mouse-Merized Cat (1946) *    One Meat Brawl (1947) *    Mexican Joyride (1947) *    Mouse Menace (1946) *    Catch as Cats Can (1947) *

Disc #4 Side 1 - Fables & Fairy Tales:

   Beauty and the Beast (1934) *    Little Red Walking Hood (1937) *    A-Lad-In Bagdad (1938) *    Robin Hood Makes Good (1939) *    Tom Thumb in Trouble (1940) *    A Gander at Mother Goose (1940) *    Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk (1943) *

Disc #4 Side 2 - The Art of Daffy:

   Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943) *    The Wise Quacking Duck (1943) *    Daffy - The Commando (1943) *    The Stupid Cupid (1944) *    Birth of a Notion (1947) *    To Duck....or not To Duck (1943) *    What Makes Daffy Duck (1948) *

Disc #5 Side 1 - Best Supporting Players:

   The Hardship of Miles Standish (1940) *    Hop, Look, and Listen (1948) *    Roughly Squeaking (1946) *    The Goofy Gophers (1947) *    Scent-imental Over You (1947) *    Crowing Pains (1947) *    Of Fox and Hounds (1940) *

Disc #5 Side 2 - Variations on a Theme:

   Tick Tock Tuckered (1944) *    Good Night Elmer (1940) *    Bedtime for Sniffles (1940) *    A Pest in the House (1947) *    Trap Happy Porky (1945) *    The Unbearable Bear (1943) *    Daffy Duck Slept Here (1948) *

GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 3

Disc #1 Side 1 - Harman-Ising:

   One More Time    Red-Headed Baby    Pagen Moon    A Great Big Bunch of You    The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives    One Step Ahead of My Shadow    The Dish Ran Away With the Spoon

Disc #1 Side 2 - Bugs Bunny:

   Wackiki Wabbit    Hare Force    Super-Rabbit    Herr Meets Hare    Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears    Stage Door Cartoon    Easter Yeggs

Disc #2 Side 1 - Chuck Jones:

   The Squawkin' Hawk    Inki and the Mynah Bird    From Hand to Mouse    Fin N' Catty    Fresh Airedale    The Eager Beaver    House-Hunting Mice

Disc #2 Side 2 - Fritz Freleng:

   Pigs is Pigs    The Cat's Tale    Lights Fantastic    Ding Dog Daddy    The Wacky Worm    Peck Up Your Troubles    Racketeer Rabbit

Disc #3 Side 1 - Early Avery:

   I Wanna Be a Sailor    Circus Today    Aviation Vacation    Aloha Hooey    Holiday Highlights    Crazy Cruise    The Cagey Canary

Disc #3 Side 2 - Tashlin/Clampett:

   Little Pancho Vanilla    Booby Hatched    I Got Plenty of Mutton    Farm Frolics    Falling Hare    Birdy and the Beast    Russian Rhapsody

Disc #4 Side 1 - Sports:

   Freddy the Freshman    Boulevardier From the Bronx    Along Flirtation Walk    Sport Chumpions    Greetings Bait    Screwball Football    Baseball Bugs

Disc #4 Side 2 - The Evolution of Egghead:

   Egghead Rides Again    Count Me Out    Johnny Smith and Poker Hontas    A Day at the Zoo    Believe It, or Else    A Feud There Was    Confederate Honey

Disc #5 Side 1 - Porky and Daffy:

   Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur    Slightly Daffy    Ain't That Ducky    Wagon Heels    Along Came Daffy    Nothing But the Tooth    The Up-Standing Sitter

Disc #5 Side 2 - Politically Incorrect:

   Wake Up the Gypsy in Me    He Was Her Man    Sioux Me    The Mighty Hunters    A Feather in His Hare    The Early Worm Gets the Bird    Inki and the Lion

GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 4

Disc #1 Side 1 - Bugs Bunny:

   The Wabbit Who Came to Supper    The Hare-Brained Hypnotist    The Case of the Missing Hare    Hare Conditioned    Buccaneer Bunny    Rhapsody Rabbit    Any Bonds Today?    A Wild Hare - original version

Disc #1 Side 2 - Early Chuck Jones:

   The Good Egg    Ghost Wanted    Snow Time For Comedy    The Bird Came C.O.D.    Dog Tired    Fox Pop    The Weakly Reporter

Disc #2 Side 1 - Friz Freleng:

   The Trial of Mr. Wolf    Double Chaser    The Sheepish Wolf    Hiss and Make Up    Holiday for Shoestrings    The Gay Anties    Of Thee I Sting

Disc #2 Side 2 - Cartoon All-Stars:

   Tom Turk and Daffy    I Taw a Putty Tat    Two Gophers From Texas    Conrad the Sailor    Doggone Cats    A Horsefly Fleas    Hobo Bobo

Disc #3 Side 2 - Radio Daze:

   Crosby, Columbo, and Vallee    The Woods are Full of Cuckoos    Let It Be Me    Little Blabbermouse    Malibu Beach Party    Quentin Quail    Hush My Mouse

Disc #3 Side 2 - Frantic Forties:

   Hop, Skip, and a Chump    A Hick, a Slick, and a Chick    Meatless Flyday    The Foxy Duckling    Bone Sweet Bone    The Rattled Rooster    The Shell-Shocked Egg

Disc #4 Side 1 - Wacky Blackouts:

   Land of the Midnight Fun    Wacky Wildlife    Ceiling Hero    Fresh Fish    Saddle Silly    Foney Fables    Bug Parade

Disc #4 Side 2 - Ben Hardaway & Cal Dalton (and Private Snafu):

   Love and Curses    Gold Rush Daze    Bars and Stripes Forever    Hobo Gadget Band    Fagin's Freshman    Busy Bakers    Snafuperman    Spies

Disc #5 Side 1 - Sniffles:

   Naughty But Mice    Little Brother Rat    Sniffles and the Bookworm    The Egg Collector    Sniffles Bells the Cat    Toy Trouble    Brave Little Bat

Disc #5 Side 2 - Merrie Melodies:

   The Queen Was in the Parlor    I Love a Parade    The Organ Grinder    Billboard Frolics    Flowers For Madame    September in the Rain    You're an Education

           GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 5

Disc #1 Side 1 - Black & White Classics:

   It's Got Me Again! (1932)    Moonlight for Two (1932)    A Great Big Bunch of You (1932)    You're Too Careless with Your Kisses (1932)    I Wish I Had Wings (1932)    Young and Healthy (1933)    I Like Mountain Music (1933)

Disc #1 Side 2 - Early Avery:

   don't look now    i only have eyes for you    ain't we got fun    a sunbonnet blue    the sneezing weasel    the mice will play    detouring america

Disc #2 Side 1 - Freleng Follies:

   she was an acrobat's daughter    sweet sioux    the lyin' mouse    my little buckeroo    the fighting 69 1/2th    rookie revue    fifth column mouse

Disc #2 Side 2 - Musical Madness:

   the merry old soul    mr. and mrs. is the name    into your dance    country mouse    bingo crosbyana    the fella with a fiddle    now that summer is gone

Disc #3 Side 2 - Pesky Pets:

   the cat came back    country boy    dog daze    dog gone modern    the curious puppy    stage fright    snowman's land

Disc #3 Side 2 - Objects d'art:

   those beautiful dames    little dutch plate    i'd love to take orders from you    toy town hall    my green fedora    streamlined greta green    shop, look & listen

Disc #4 Side 1 - Animal Antics:

   pop goes your heart    i wanna play house    i'm a big shot now    when i yoo hoo    at your service madame    a star is hatched    plenty of money and you

Disc #4 Side 2 - Supplemental material (CAV):

   hare ribbin' (director's cut)    the return of mr. hook (U.S. Navy)    the good egg ( U.S. Navy)    tokyo woes (U.S. Navy)    my dream is yours (excerpt from film)    two guys from texas (excerpt from film)

[dilfbatman]

OMG your 'Patrochilles adopting Percy' headcanons are AMAZING!😍 Percy calling Patroclus dad was so sweet! And the way you included Sally - loved it! So mysterious. Can you write some more? Like, what would it be like when/if Percy went to Camp?

AWH OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE SWEETEST THING!!! thank you so much i’m so happy you enjoyed it :’) and YES YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND <3 (this is like a series so on my blog it’ll be tagged as #patrochilles!lovechild which i have added to the posts involved! it’ll be tagged here at the end! :’)

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- achilles has taught perseus from a young age how to fight and was surprised at how formidable he was even at a young age, and to no one’s surprise, when they found out that he was a demigod achilles amped up the fighting/strategizing of fighting while patroclus taught perseus how to deal with injuries/patch himself & others up

- patrochilles were not aware of camphalfblood, they tried to get demigod antics away from their family as much as possible yet when percy started complaining of monsters and creatures when they’d go out for cheeseburgers at their favorite diner, well patrochilles could not ignore it any longer

- it was during school when percy invited a friend aka grover to his place that everyone found out about chb, and grover was in absolute shock & awe that THE achilles & patroclus were before him, aristos achaion, best of the greeks, and they were here in front of him (grover passed out & patroclus had to help get him awake and gave him a soda can to eat)

- patrochilles go into protective dad mode over both of them and achilles says that he wants to visit this camphalfblood to make sure it’s legit and good enough for his son & they all take the drive down to long island sound and at this point percy is a bit confused and scared bc he doesn’t wanna leave his dads! but he’s also so intrigued and asks grover all about camp and he readily gives them all the information while patrochilles are listening very attentively, not missing a single piece of information

- they get there and patroclus & achilles stop in their tracks completely. bc all they see are kids in armor fighting, kids in the fields playing, and the sound of kids screaming & laughing. & then they see someone walking towards them and it’s... CHIRON??? and chiron is also stopped in his tracks bc his best & favorite students are in front of him after millennia and pat tries to speak and can’t, he just quietly walks to chiron to give him such a warm hug and chiron feels a fatherly loves rush back into his heart, chironides, this title rushes back into pat’s brain and ofc chiron found out about it! he puts his hand on patroclus’ head and wishes upon him blessings

- and achilles still hasn’t moved from his spot and is just in awe bc there is his teacher, his guidance, his own father figure. the whole camp is quiet even though everyone is out of their cabins as onlookers because even they know of the great achilles & his comrade/lover in arms, patroclus. achilles runs with the quickness of which only the best of the greeks could achieve, into chiron’s arms, forgoing any formal greetings bc achilles is no prince anymore and he can finally hug the one other man in his life that taught him so much (along w patroclus & perseus ofc) and chiron’s eyes are filling with tears and he wishes many blessings upon achilles as well

- and he notices a boy looking on, with eyes green as the sea, black as night hair, tan, tall, and beautiful - he can already tell that this boy is powerful as the power radiates from him in waves, reminiscent of a current within the ocean sea

- chiron introduces himself formally to percy and percy is just like ??? “grover WHAT is mr. brunner doing here?” and everyone is shocked a bit bc how have the fates intertwined their lives like this? it’s wild & chiron tells them to follow him so he can explain everything

- they walk towards his cabin and everyone is staring BC yes achilles is still lethally beautiful, they can’t take their eyes off him, pat, or perseus and all percy can hear is giggling from the campers who he knows is checking out his dads & him and pat is slightly blushing bc of the attention, and achilles is blissfully unaware bc this is natural to him and he simply smiles at everyone and fun fact: an aphrodite boy passed out when he did that and whoops not achilles’ fault (but also is)

- yet as they’re walking they hear gasps and percy thinks that people are finally seeing that yeah his dad is achilles but it’s actually bc above him is a bright blue trident and everyone stops in their tracks, and chiron is quiet before he says that perseus has been claimed. child of the sea god poseidon. and patrochilles are stunned and pat starts chastising his own self bc how couldn’t he have figured this out? sally jackson gave a bust of poseidon to them, she gave percy a trident necklace, perseus was the captain of varsity swim team - these were not coincidences, these were CLUES! and achilles is for some reason so... angry? who is this god claiming percy when he & pat are his adoptive fathers? he has a sense of extreme protectiveness coming over him and chiron knows achilles and simply says that his birth father is that of the ruler of the oceans - poseidon himself.

- percy is shocked and embarrassed and also... relieved? he knows who his dad and that’s crazy bc he’s one of the big three? he starts piecing together some ideas and wonders if sally is his...? but before he can even cement that thought chiron tells them to follow him so he can explain the happenings of camp

- they all sit down w chiron and achilles has a protective arm around perseus and patroclus is holding percy’s hand and before chiron can get anything out achilles demands that percy be allowed the choice of staying or leaving and chiron looks at him, knowing this would most likely happen, and he simply asks perseus to hold on to that thought until after chiron is done explaining

- chiron ends up telling them everything about camp - how it’s run, what percy can learn, and how he can thrive here. and achilles is getting scared bc what is perseus never wants to come home? and patroclus is quiet and thinking in favor of what’s best for perseus. and it isn’t until percy speaks and asks if he can do a test run of being at camp - just to see how it is.

- his dads reluctantly agree and a few weeks later percy goes to his cabin (where patrochilles were both staying in bc no way are they letting him be here alone at first) and he’s dripping with sweat and smiling super big and patrochilles can see how much fun he’s been having with his friends there and they already know what he’s gonna say and achilles is bracing himself for the “dad, i’m staying here from now on” and percy just says “i asked chiron and he said i’m allowed to be here during the summer’s only if that’s what i want” and patrochilles are both shocked bc? they thought he didn’t wanna live w them at all anymore and pat asks him if he’s sure - that they won’t be upset or angry - and percy says that he’s positive, i mean achilles taught him more than whatever he could learn at camp, and during the summer’s while he’s here, he says to patrochilles that chiron wants them to be there as teachers!

- achilles & patroclus are both stunned and ask percy again, if HE IS SURE, and percy rolls his eyes and says YES! he gets his dads here while still having the fun/learning experience of camp and still being able to try and be a normal teenager during the school year and patrochilles ofc say yes and they all do a massive group hug :’) and chiron comes in and asks achilles & patroclus if they’re okay w this arrangement (they more than are) and chiron winks at them saying that they will now become the teachers :’)

- achilles is the teacher of anything dealing w fighting and most often his classes involve the entirety of camp & patroclus also teaches healing and medicine and the arts <3 basically this was the best arrangement that could have happened and percy is so happy that his dads can be here and patrochilles are so happy to mesh their two worlds together and be able to teach & learn from a new generation of demigods <3 especially from their own baby boy perseus :’)

this is SO long but i hope you enjoy!!! <3