#u could. compliment me too. for BONUS affection. if you had the spoons

[parameddic]

hello i am having a miserable day, hit like to show affection maybe? thank u, love u guys, i know i have lots of responses to the open and it's affection all the way down i just. am small and tired today

[vanikolya]

Want vnc asks?? How convenient, I absolutely need some!! How about some general relationship headcanon for Noé? 😍 Thank you!!!!!

{TY ILYSM- i had to rewrite these bc they didn't save it was traumatic omg BUT THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST I LOVE NOE SM - ash}

he's like. the best man?? he's so kind like you've really got yourself the best partner anyone could ask for

you're having a bad day? he's not having any of it. he'll do whatever he can to cheer you up, though probably something where you can stay inside or just stay in the area, so he doesn't wander off from you and cause you any more stress

one time when you were upset he tried to cook for you, but you promptly offered to do the cooking from then on, and go out to eat more often

you're insecure about something? he's not having any of that EITHER- as soon as you tell him about it, or he notices, he'll be giving you so much positive attention about that insecurity, to show you how he loves all of you and not just the parts of you that you think are worthy of love

he gives the best hugs and cuddles as well- like mfer is 6'1" and extremely loving so you can't tell me he wasn't made to be a big spoon

THAT BEING SAID he does love receiving affection too so be sure to keep him up to date on his head pats and hugs

on the topic of him being 6'1", he reaches the top shelves for you. need i say more

if you're staying the night with him then he'll try to wait for you to go to bed so you can go to bed together, otherwise by the time you'd joined him to sleep, he'd have stolen the pillows to cuddle them to help him get to sleep

he doesn't say he loves you much, but it's obvious he does through the way he acts; his trust in you, his frequent little compliments, his pda (if you're comfortable with it- if not, he still gives you as much affection in private), and especially when you compare his actions with how he acts around vanitas, it's obvious that you're extra special to him

that's not to say he doesn't; he does still say "i love you" when he remembers to, and in the right kinds of situations like a date

forehead kisses bc mfer is heckin tall and he likes to hold your head in his hands and look into your eyes and it makes him really happy and he smiles a lot and sometimes he gives you a quick kiss on the lips before letting go

he's such a gentleman on dates, he's like everyone's heartthrob when they see how he treats you but he doesn't even know that, because he only has eyes for you

pls look after him in the city we all know how much he wanders off

oh my GOD don't even get me started on if you're a human not a vampire

it's cold out and you're not dressed appropriately for the weather?? what's this you're suddenly wearing noe's coat

if you're not sleeping properly, or like you're overworking yourself, then if you're spending the night together and you won't go to bed then he'll literally just pick you up and take you to bed because he doesn't want you to get sick

same for if you're not eating properly- he'll go out to get you food, from a cafe/bakery or somewhere he can take food out, and he'll bring it back to u and be like "hey. i got u food. you should eat so you don't get sick :((("

GODS HELP ANYONE WHO HURTS YOU- he's protective of you- not overly protective, he's fine with you going out alone and things like that, but anyone who hurts you at all better stop considering themselves safe and sTART RUNNING-

on a lighter note about him being protective, he likes to walk with you at night, and would go pick you up rather than have you walk alone in the dark, especially with the problem of cursebearers in paris

he wouldn't even ask to drink your blood- though he's come close a couple of times. he'd rather wait for you to offer, and if you ever do, he makes doubly sure that you know that him being an archiviste means he can read your memories, and checks that you still want him to drink your blood knowing that

bonus: you get murr privileges

extra bonus from my friend nico (hello nico i know you're reading :DDD): noe would treat you right 😔✊

[chibicrow]

otp meme: datastorm, and I'm an indecisive trashcan so I say... all? or at least as many as you want/can?

*sob* I’m so glad the first two Anons for this meme want me to give Stardust Boi so much love I’m appreciative. 👏😭 (listen I love making fun of Ryoken, but also. he needs hugs.) 

also giving me the opportunity to gush about Datastorm that much.... Giving me too much power here, Anon. >:3c 

(I omitted #19-21 and #26-27 tho mostly b/c I didn’t think those questions would apply to them dlkafjalksdjf) 

(also this REALLY got lengthy and tumblr won’t save the read more cut for whatever reason so sorry y’all aSDLKFASLFKASJF) 

For the OTP Question Meme!! 

1. Who is the most affectionate?

def Yusaku. like he would drown Ryoken in affection ok. (after the initial “do I really want to be that physically close” + finding out Ryoken’s boundaries phase lmao)

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

good thing I just looked this up ‘cause I was like “I have no hecking idea what this means.” lmao

anyway, Yusaku’s big spoon, Ryoken’s little spoon don’t change my mind.

3. Most common argument?

Going on the “Ryoken has severe mental health problems thanks to his asshole dad + once he realizes his dad was indeed an asshole” train, Stardust Boi has a tendency to be super self-deprecating, and this freaks Yusaku out a bit, so he just. Unleashes a tirade of compliments on the guy. 

And Stardust Boi’s like “No I’m not. No. No. That’s not true.” until Yusaku hugs him to get him to stop. Usually works for the time-being. :3c

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

BESIDES CARD GAMES? Taking naps. Particularly naps on the floor. Particularly with Yusaku sleeping on top of Ryoken. Actually it’s more like Yusaku sleeping on top of him and Ryoken just staring at him while smiling the entire time. 

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

I mean, not that Yusaku ever does it, but he probably could carry Ryoken if he ever wanted to. 

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

*sharp inhale* AAAAAAAA -

Ryoken about Yusaku: the rare (to him) and elusive Super Soft Yusaku Egao(tm). Gives him butterflies every damn time.

Yusaku about Ryoken: oddly specific, but Ryoken’s hair when it’s just washed (which is.... not everyday lets say. b/c he doesn’t need to. he’s a thick-hair boi) and conditioned. it’s like Supreme Soft(tm) at that point and Yusaku likes running his fingers through it (after Ryoken’s like “YOUR HANDS BETTER BE CLEAN I S2G” + Yusaku’s like “what do you take me for.”) 

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

uh about Yusaku, just watch VRAINS like right when he realizes Revolver-sama’s That Person(tm) i’m pretty sure the answer’s there. //punted

I’M KIDDING.

Definitely the way they refer to each other IRL. RIP calling each other Playmaker + Revolver in real life. But then they’d just stick to surnames @ first b/c calling each other by first names? woah there. 

But then, Ryoken’s actually the one who says Yusaku’s name first (probably right before he confesses his feelings) + Yusaku’s like “did u just.”  

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

I...really don’t see them as the “giving each other disgustingly cute nicknames” couple lmao. 

now them doing that is a different story but

9. Who worries the most?

Yusaku. Poor guy. With a guy like Ryoken tho, I don’t blame him lmao. 

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? 

Omg Ryoken hands down. Like he’s probably got Yusaku’s orders memorized to the condiment preferences for different meals of the day at different restaurants 😂 And Yusaku gets so embarrassed about it asdlkfalkjdf. 

11. Who tops?

SADLFKJSALKFJ WAIT WASN’T THERE DISCOURSE ABOUT THIS FOR DATASTORM A WHILE AGO IN THE VRAINS FANDOM? Glad I didn’t get asked this then.... 😂😂😂 heckin’ rip. 

Ok, this is gonna get super specific but uh, the gist of it is.... it depends, really? (as it should)

So like, if Ryoken + Yusaku are both in a good mood and are just like “hey we haven’t done this in a while” kind of thing, it’s Ryoken.

If Yusaku’s kinda down but still up for it, also Ryoken.

But if Ryoken’s the one who’s down, it’s Yusaku.  

And then that once in a blue moon moment where both somehow get horny af . . . Yusaku. 😂👏👏

and those are my two cents *drops mic*

12. Who initiates kisses?

Ryoken! I mean, I think Yusaku’s affectionate (*gestures @ #1 answer lmao*), but he’d let Stardust Boi take the lead in the kissing department b/c.... well he never knows what he’s gonna get there, so..... 😂

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

ok I know this probably goes against episode 105 when Yusaku just looked at Aoi’s hand like “tf am I supposed to do with that”, but I’m sure Yusaku would reach for Ryoken’s hand first. It wouldn’t be like a gradual “reaching toward the hand” thing either. Yusaku would just. Speed-grab it like “it’s mine now”. 😂

bonus: so like if Yusaku does that while they’re sitting or something, Ryoken will massage his hand by rubbing little circles into his palm. CUTE DATASTORM AMIRITE?!?!?!

14. Who kisses the hardest?

DEFINITELY Ryoken. hot damn lmao. 

15. Who wakes up first?

Ryoken. He wakes up at super weird hours too like boi do u even sleep. 

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Yusaku~ <3 also he definitely tries to keep Ryoken in bed with him too lmao. 

17. Who says I love you first?

ok this is kind of a tough call, but Yusaku, I’d think. 

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Yusaku definitely leaves notes for Ryoken <3 Just a simple “have a great day ^w^” usually suffices lmao.

....yes Yusaku would def write ^w^ don’t change my mind.

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

ok so originally I was gonna put Yusaku and leave it at that, but then I realized that it’s possible BOTH of them are hopeless in the cooking department. But, I guess Yusaku would still be my answer b/c at least he knows how to read the instructions on microwavable stuff. 

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

RYOKEN.....AND HIS PICK UP LINES ARE LITERALLY SO BAD.....LMAO. But of course Yusaku loves them + falls for them every time b/c of course he does.

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Yeah still Ryoken dlsafaklsfja. Followed by Yusaku blushing like mad. 

25. Who needs more assurance?

Ryoken...... Good thing Yusaku is an understanding cotton candy boi 💖

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

they’re like. super big into FaceTime (or whatever the VRAINS universe equivalent app would be) whenever both of them are up to talking a lot that way (which isn’t often b/c lmao introverts.) But they both know they need their alone time, so.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

......hello darkness my old friend..... (EVEN THO I TECHNICALLY DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS BUT. alas. I am a fic writer.) 

anyway y’all remember how VRAINS used to emphasize that Yusaku had nightmares for a decade about the Lost Incident? 

well, considering Dr. Kogami (fuck him) let his own son listen to the sounds of screaming children as they’re electrocuted, I’m damn sure Ryoken has nightmares about that and has problems sleeping b/c of it, even having a few panic attacks. Yusaku can help him with those (b/c he’s been there), but he’s not sure what else to do other than be like “Ryoken pls go to therapy I beg you.”

(but Ryoken refuses to go b/c he really thinks talking about it w/ a complete stranger makes it worse)

anyway super unrelated to this entire meme, but wow, fuck you Dr. Kogami. 

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

ok but relating to the above, imagining Ryoken finally decides to go to therapy b/c Yusaku keeps insisting. And with the first few sessions, Ryoken gets worn out with every session b/c “wow emotions I didn’t know I had.” But Yusaku, being the real sweet boi that he is, always waits for him and always gives him a long hug. \ .D. / YAY HUGS.