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it’s @lana_jameson’s 22nd birthday which means it’s a national holiday. 💖💓💕💗💘💝💞 everyone is required to take this day off n drink a whole bottle of wine n flash ur tits in her honor? if u don’t then ur disgusting and awful. bt anyway next part is LOCKED TO EVERYONE... love u lana. don’t think i could’ve gotten luckier in the best friend department....it’s sickening....i wd kill adam flynn for u if u wanted. and any other man. i don’t care. i don’t think i can say wt i want in so many words 😔 so here r some DICK SISTERS VERIFIED LANA JAMESON REVIEWS:

“5.5 billion stars. Been visiting this one since 2017. Always met with warmth and smells nice. Sometimes you’re just in a bad mood and it is quickly noted and everything is done to make you feel better. Delightful. Will visit for a friendly shoulder to rest on for the rest of my life.” - elias paxton, hockey star extraordinaire, probably has a huge dick.

“no complaints 👍” - gunner paxton, sexy man of many words, definitely has a huge dick.

“5 out of 5 stars - very nice presentation, neatly wrapped, comes with fun features such as feather boas, cowboy hats, and even water guns filled with tequila if you're lucky. smiles available at any time, always top notch quality, will warm your heart straight away. can provide the best advice if prompted, will not even notice. highly recommended if you're looking for a friend of the most superb quality.” - levi park, owner of big sexy brain, cutie patootie.

“nice tits” - viktor samuels, liege of being sexy, liege of being annoying.

“hey lana, happy birthday 😊 ur one of the best people i know & i owe u a lot – don’t think i would’ve been as happy at radcliffe if u weren’t here. u have this rlly bright energy & i catch myself smiling whenever ur around. hope u have the best year possible filled with as many pairs of avant garde sunglasses as ur heart desires ✨” - rowan cahill, boring but sexy, disgustingly handsome.

“five out of five stars. one of the coolest girls i’ve had the pleasure of hanging out with. smiles and laughter guaranteed. smells like a bakery but also a candy shop. will only make fun of you a little bit if you shove a whole dumpling into your mouth and burn your tongue. but it’s cool because even when she makes fun of you it feels special. would love to be made fun of by lana jameson anytime, anyplace.” - dom evans, disgusting simp, owner of phat ass.

“11/10, have ordered this product on several occasions and have been satisfied and satiated every time. definitely recommend if ur looking to bust a fat nut (and other things thts jst where my mind went to)” - leo fowler, pussy slayer, radcliffe’s biggest sex symbol.

“sometimes it feels like i've been sucked into a technicolor world where everything is shaped like hearts and daisies when she walks in. bit disorienting but i'm always down for the ride. 1000/10 would let her spit in my mouth” - romy kelso, pegging legend, hot piece of ass.

“being around her is like all the best feelings of being a kid again & trying to understand her means not appreciating what’s most beautiful. pure of soul, kind of heart and JUICY of ASS. lana jameson is a gem unlike any other. if u don’t agree with that? then you literally owe me money.” - marlowe, sexy holder of shovels, superstar artiste.

“a good replacement for the star on top of your christmas tree :')” - rosa samuels, best tits i’ve seen, sweetest woman alive.

“u are the hottest and most entertaining and best supplier of [redacted] i have ever met in my life and im not just saying this shit bc freya is holding me at knifepoint right now (if u want to see me alive again pls give her 3 slices of cake and she will consider sparing me). ur not funnier than freya bc again, she has me at knifepoint rn, but ur at least as hilarious as she is. genuinely glad i know u. please free me.” - will costello, father, son, bastard.

“queen of the ages and angel in the land of gods n monsters wow happy birthday love. what is this place without you honestly” - blue ferreira, queen of stars, blower of bubbles.

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fifi_cel happy bday girlie 😘 domevans happy birthday lana! 😊🎂❤️ ↳ freyanils omggg heart emoji? disgusting behavior. blocked. milesaldenn even evil women deserve nice birthdays ig so happy birthday!!!! lana_jameson im SO disgusted n this definitely DID!!!!! NOT!!!!! make me cry in ANY!!!! WAY!!!!! ty n love u all bt love u MOST u sexy bad bitch 💅👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤️🔪 renlopez HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANA UR THE SEXIEST BADDEST ANGEL IN TOWN