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[rosemaryfm]

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lydia: UM HELLO SOS EMERGENCY

lydia: someone spilled their drink on my white chanel skirt that i paid SO much for and now i look like fucking carrie white

lydia: i can SMELL the copper it's disgusting i think im going into shock

lydia: i can barely type my hands are SO shaky

[gcnnerpaxton]

@gunnerpaxton: almost a year ago i tweeted 5 people i'd let spit into my mouth so i'd like to update that list:

1. david blaine this is unchanging

2. isabelle of animal crossing fame

3. miles alden

4. the rich mom from parasite

5. the starbucks logo lady

[frvyas]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @FREYANILS UPLOADED A PHOTO 10 MINUTES AGO

it’s @lana_jameson’s 22nd birthday which means it’s a national holiday. 💖💓💕💗💘💝💞 everyone is required to take this day off n drink a whole bottle of wine n flash ur tits in her honor? if u don’t then ur disgusting and awful. bt anyway next part is LOCKED TO EVERYONE... love u lana. don’t think i could’ve gotten luckier in the best friend department....it’s sickening....i wd kill adam flynn for u if u wanted. and any other man. i don’t care. i don’t think i can say wt i want in so many words 😔 so here r some DICK SISTERS VERIFIED LANA JAMESON REVIEWS:

“5.5 billion stars. Been visiting this one since 2017. Always met with warmth and smells nice. Sometimes you’re just in a bad mood and it is quickly noted and everything is done to make you feel better. Delightful. Will visit for a friendly shoulder to rest on for the rest of my life.” - elias paxton, hockey star extraordinaire, probably has a huge dick.

“no complaints 👍” - gunner paxton, sexy man of many words, definitely has a huge dick.

“5 out of 5 stars - very nice presentation, neatly wrapped, comes with fun features such as feather boas, cowboy hats, and even water guns filled with tequila if you're lucky. smiles available at any time, always top notch quality, will warm your heart straight away. can provide the best advice if prompted, will not even notice. highly recommended if you're looking for a friend of the most superb quality.” - levi park, owner of big sexy brain, cutie patootie.

“nice tits” - viktor samuels, liege of being sexy, liege of being annoying.

“hey lana, happy birthday 😊 ur one of the best people i know & i owe u a lot – don’t think i would’ve been as happy at radcliffe if u weren’t here. u have this rlly bright energy & i catch myself smiling whenever ur around. hope u have the best year possible filled with as many pairs of avant garde sunglasses as ur heart desires ✨” - rowan cahill, boring but sexy, disgustingly handsome.

“five out of five stars. one of the coolest girls i’ve had the pleasure of hanging out with. smiles and laughter guaranteed. smells like a bakery but also a candy shop. will only make fun of you a little bit if you shove a whole dumpling into your mouth and burn your tongue. but it’s cool because even when she makes fun of you it feels special. would love to be made fun of by lana jameson anytime, anyplace.” - dom evans, disgusting simp, owner of phat ass.

“11/10, have ordered this product on several occasions and have been satisfied and satiated every time. definitely recommend if ur looking to bust a fat nut (and other things thts jst where my mind went to)” - leo fowler, pussy slayer, radcliffe’s biggest sex symbol.

“sometimes it feels like i've been sucked into a technicolor world where everything is shaped like hearts and daisies when she walks in. bit disorienting but i'm always down for the ride. 1000/10 would let her spit in my mouth” - romy kelso, pegging legend, hot piece of ass.

“being around her is like all the best feelings of being a kid again & trying to understand her means not appreciating what’s most beautiful. pure of soul, kind of heart and JUICY of ASS. lana jameson is a gem unlike any other. if u don’t agree with that? then you literally owe me money.” - marlowe, sexy holder of shovels, superstar artiste.

“a good replacement for the star on top of your christmas tree :')” - rosa samuels, best tits i’ve seen, sweetest woman alive.

“u are the hottest and most entertaining and best supplier of [redacted] i have ever met in my life and im not just saying this shit bc freya is holding me at knifepoint right now (if u want to see me alive again pls give her 3 slices of cake and she will consider sparing me). ur not funnier than freya bc again, she has me at knifepoint rn, but ur at least as hilarious as she is. genuinely glad i know u. please free me.” - will costello, father, son, bastard.

“queen of the ages and angel in the land of gods n monsters wow happy birthday love. what is this place without you honestly” - blue ferreira, queen of stars, blower of bubbles.

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fifi_cel happy bday girlie 😘 domevans happy birthday lana! 😊🎂❤️ ↳ freyanils omggg heart emoji? disgusting behavior. blocked. milesaldenn even evil women deserve nice birthdays ig so happy birthday!!!! lana_jameson im SO disgusted n this definitely DID!!!!! NOT!!!!! make me cry in ANY!!!! WAY!!!!! ty n love u all bt love u MOST u sexy bad bitch 💅👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤️🔪 renlopez HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANA UR THE SEXIEST BADDEST ANGEL IN TOWN

[gotatext]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @FLOTUSPUSSY UPLOADED A PHOTO 8 MINUTES AGO.

me, a girlboss™, here to rescue y’all from the capitalist agenda of the mccorporations a la that time paris wore a vest that said ‘stop being poor’. the only ethical consumption under capitalism is this ass, bitch.  🍑 🍑 🍑

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homersimpsonconcubine  there she is 😍🔥 freyanils  marx wishes he had wht u had…..ur literally the hottest woman on the planet….burns all of my money (the $5 bill i stole off of tomislav) in ur honor  ↳ flotuspussy  my legs have not been this open for business since i found out i hadn’t got the clap so thanks tomislav, i guess xoxo domevans  looking good! 👍 ↳ flotuspussy  haha thanks 4 the add but do i kno u?? m.arlowe  god yes queen liberate us😩…. capitalism is over & god is dead its one nation under MIMI now💘🔥💘🔥 ↳ flotuspussy  my neck  😩 my back  😩 lick my socialist mode of production  😩 and my crack renlopez  ur so hot…. so hot…. i would kill every single human being on this planet fr u jst to get a glimpse at ur face….. ↳ flotuspussy  how are you still here i fucking blocked u lana_jameson   i wld slash a goat’s throat if it meant i cld shrink dwn n nestle like a Leetle Itty Bitty Mouse in the crevice of ur cleavage i wld KILL a MAN with NO. REMORSE. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!! so sexy cryign as i tpye this ↳ flotuspussy  uGH gosh we STAN a LEGEND who does both!!! suck it up buttercup cos gals who SLAY goats together in ritual acts of sacrifice to the goddess medea STAY together teehee <3  

[rorybergstrom]

@fishbowlstew: so obsessed with Daði Freyr (iceland eurovision entry) tht ive spent 3 hours avoiding my composition module n made an 8-bit digital avatar of myself to get printed on a teal jumper instead

@fishbowlstew: @fishbowlstew while im at it, anyone else want one? willing to whip em off cheap!! i'll even throw in a personalised synth riff for ya

[tommaso-gatti]

@tommogatti: Good Afternoon Radcliffe U! Today is the first day of the Soccer on the Quad championship series, and you're all invited. Show up dressed to support your fav team- Titans or the Stallions and be at the quad at 3pm sharp for opening anthems! A friendly reminder: If you see Alf anywhere near the game, please inform myself or the other team captain or feel free to remove him yourself.

[lcofowler]

@leo_fowler: felt this should come out before the trip :/ couldn't keep quiet about it anymore 😔 [image] [image] @blknox the jigs up bucko.................

[rosasamuels]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @rosasamuels UPLOADED A PHOTO AND TAGGED @domevans

it’s my favourite person’s 23rd bday today!!!!!!! he’s so old now i have to start finding rooms available in retirement homes!!

ladies he’s very single and very handsome!! and very considerate in and out of bed! anyone would be lucky to be with him!!!! he makes me think that some people really are just inherently good and made me believe guardian angels are real :)

i love you dom i’m excited to spend today with you!! happy birthday!

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hailey.cline whats going on in this pic ↳ rosasamuels @hailey.cline it’s called fun, hailey. gunner_paxton :) 2️⃣3️⃣💙 domevans haha thanks rosa! love you :) domevans wait what about the bed ↳ rosasamuels @domevans just spreading the good word to help ur cause! freyanils hbd 🍑🍑🍑stay safe 2night rosa ❌🤰 ↳ rosasamuels @freyanils LKSHDGKLHSDGLHSKDHGLSDGDG FREYA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leo_fowler the knowledge that dominic evans is good in bed changed me as a person on this day happy bday to THE sexiest man alive 😩

[siobhanfm]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @YRWORSTGIRL UPLOADED A PHOTO 12 MINUTES AGO

hello friends! it’s been a while but i have a good excuse. i recently experienced a new kind of heartbreak that has taken sm of my time & energy. totally not a bad thing! bc energy can’t be created or destroyed just changed into something equivalent (mr. thomas i did listen during chem class thank u). so all of this yucky bad stuff that i’m feeling right now is only bc of how nice and wonderful and lovely it was. just gotta remember that i was lucky to have all that good. even if i don’t like what it’s become. haven’t dealt with the aftermath very well. tried a session of hot yoga. almost fainted! bought an oil diffuser (see abstract white thing), which was nice. fucked someone. not a stranger but maybe it should’ve been a stranger? it’s hard thinking about them. the sex was good but the yucky bad stuff is still here. like deep deep down in my chest. worse than phlegm. next on my list? retail therapy and a total wardrobe reno. to my lil’ star i miss u / myself with u / what we had, but i’m realizing that change can be good if we let it be good. i’m choosing to let it be good from now on. how have u guys dealt with heartbreak? lmk! and check out my newest post: an open letter to heartbreak. ✨ link in my bio ✨

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stella.henry oh god. u look gorgeous! ↳ yrworstgirl thank u angel 💘 evangrand2 if u wanna fuck hmu  josiegibbs rushing to read. can’t wait 4 ur perspective. my go-to is chinese food and love actually on repeat 💯 ↳ yrworstgirl romcoms r truly one of the best antidotes to 💔. def going to gather the ladies soon for a movie night! ramszo LMAO iiiiiiiiiiitsvicky jesus fucking christ kaseinspace you looks so so pretty here ily ↳ yrworstgirl love u sm 💫 gunner_paxton ❓💕 ur cool ↳ yrworstgirl ur the coolest babe!! 🥰❤️ leo_fowler feel like pure shit wish i was the not stranger u had sex with 😔 ↳ yrworstgirl 🙄🖕 april_showers OMG shiv... this pic is so SO stunning AHH!!!! & whoever would let you go is a total fool & probably didn't deserve you in the first place 💖 theres wine on my side of the fridge if you want it!!!! ↳ yrworstgirl thank u angel face! 🥰 will only b touching the wine if u join me for a night of vino & romcoms! takeout will be ordered ASAP!!!! tiagomontes hate seeing you like this text me if you need anything but don't call bc i might just end up coming over ↳ yrworstgirl ur such a babe 💖 will def hit u up!! but also if u wanted to come over u totally could. just a hang between pals 😊 marla_crane u win the miss broken heart pageant 💕 ur truly the queen of prose love u lets get wasted asap ↳ yrworstgirl the least u can do is wear ur broken heart in style! yes pls!! need so many martinis w my fav (aka u) 🍸💖

[gcnnerpaxton]

@gunnerpaxton: :/

[frvyas]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @FREYANILS UPLOADED A PHOTO 10 MINUTES AGO

date night with @dominicrams last night! 😍 he built a web, caught a fly...it was all so very sexy n romantic. just kidding i’m sry i compared u to that ugly man mr. spider. u did a lot of good work. so proud. anyway dominic ramsey choke challenge. 🕷💖

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harding24 kinda harsh 😕 ↳ freyanils that’s also what ur gna say when i bite ur dick off gunner_paxton 👍🕷️ ↳ freyanils omg gunner...do u wna fuck the spider...😟 rosasamuels talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, give birth to it. ↳ freyanils i’m literally coming over rn 2 makeout w u? leo_fowler freya im not kidding when i say that when i saw this i did a dramatic swallow like a character in a cartoon if you don't give me a warning before posting something like this next time i'll have no choice but to run on all fours to wherever you are and Do Something Drastic. ↳ freyanils ok u’ve convinced me. come over 2night. milesaldenn 🤮🤮🤮 ↳ freyanils omgg jealousy is a disease get well soon x lana_jameson that's my wife that's my fckucgin wife??????? i jst showed this to a rando nxt to me n he Lit Rally VISIBLY gt a half chub UGH!!!!!!!! ur POWER!!!!!! it ws so small i laughed u wld hv loved it 💕 ↳ freyanils i’ll b honest i killed the spider shortly after....it ws metaphorical.....fk that bitch (dominic ramsey). anyway ur so sexy levipark thank god i dont know how to read or that caption would have scared me to death ↳ freyanils next time i see u i’m gna squeeze u so hard? milagritos freya ur BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! ↳ freyanils OMG no ur beautiful mili...ok fine we cn get married.... tiagomontes thrilling short story you should submit it to a competition... should submit that picture to an art gallery while ur at it.... ↳ freyanils i hv the sexiest fans.....i’ll send u a signed photograph 4 this beautiful comment 💖👅💦 makslawrence nice shot 👍 ↳ freyanils i wd squeeze ur cheeks so hard rn if i could 😔😔😔 tommogatti i'm siMPING ↳ freyanils i’m pinching ur butt frm afar....💕 calebmontg the serve is in the genetics. it skips a generation. it washed over us like a holy shower ↳ freyanils can’t believe u got all the ass genes cunt naomipaige [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] ↳ freyanils please.........my mother might see this ? bt also [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] 😋😉

[teddylawrence]

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this Lovely Hunk of Man is turning 22 today i feel like a proud dad!!!!!!!!!!! he’s one of my favourite people ever so everyone better leave NICE FUCKING COMMENTS!!!!!!!!  🔪 love u maks excited to get blackout with u tn :’)

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britt.tommaro happy bday maks!! alana_moore wow attractive runs in the family! ↳ teddy_lawrence @alana_moore yes we’re practically identical

[rorybergstrom]

@fishbowlstew: any1 got any good FREE MMORPG suggestions?? i DONT want to spend MONEY on an economy which benefits from prison labour!! i just want to have an anime avatar where i can run around committing crimes and talk 2 my online friends!! no $$ pls why is tht so hard???

@fishbowlstew: DO NOT say WoW i have used every email i can think of n maxed out to lvl 20 on every 1 n i REFUSE to pay :///// suck my communist Bobba

[dvminics]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @DOMEVANS UPLOADED A PHOTO 10 MINUTES AGO

someone told us the moon was in waxing gibbous. idk what that means but i'm thankful for friends who bring u beers and flowers (s/o rosa). 📷: @rosasamuels

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eden_ferro pretty 🌼🌙 ↳ domevans thx :-) bansheemans soft 🌼 ↳ domevans 👻😊 rosasamuels this picture is joy inducing ↳ domevans ur joy inducing lana_jameson nice ring seems a bit inconvenient tho ↳ domevans huh? m.arlowe that flash of naked shoulder has me feelin lightheaded... catch me dominic ↳ domevans haha kaseinspace handsome boy!! it means growth 🌔 ↳ domevans thank u 😊 jackhall remember when i asked if you 2 were fucking look at you now! ↳ domevans 😡 renlopez this is hot congrats ↳ domevans no ur hot

[lcofowler]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @leo_fowler UPLOADED A PHOTO 7 MINUTES AGO

back when bear was tiny and actually loved me. now, just like his father, all he does is hump me and demand treats. if ur looking to be held like this please inquire below<3

📷  - @zvandoren

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maisie.lulu omgggggggggggg this is so cute!! miss you :) ❤️ ↳ leo_fowler @maisie.lulu can i have my sweater back vaughanegut slobber ↳ leo_fowler @vaughanegut What Did You Just Say To Me You Little Cunt. freyanils wish ur hand was on my ass like that ↳ leo_fowler @freyanils i am more than happy 2 make tht a reality??? lana_jameson 🥺 give him 5 kisses on each cheek frm me while clling him a sxy little bon bon in a french accent he needs 2 keep our routine lana_jameson 2 clarify i'm tlkin abt bear bt u can do it to zeke too ↳ leo_fowler @lana_jameson i’ll do it to both of them tn in ur honour :’) lencovello can i have my sweater back ↳ leo_fowler @lencovello ignore that comment i would obviously give you the shirt off my own back len i have common sense. sydbelcourt YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME ↳ leo_fowler @sydbelcourt omg wtffffffffffffffff syd stop ur gna make me act up. clementines so beautiful i teared up and have been sobbing non stop for the past thirteen hours ↳ leo_fowler @clementines im on one knee im proposing im demanding marriage

[rosasamuels]

INSTAGRAM: @ROSASAMUELS UPLOADED A PHOTO AND TAGGED @MILAGRITOS

happy bday to one of my fav ppl in the entire world!!!!! 22 bday spanks have been ordered and r on their way to ur room STAT

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gunnerpaxton :)🎉 ↳ rosasamuels @gunnerpaxton know your place please. palmerc happy bday beautiful 😘 domevans happy birthday mili :) milagritos THANK YOU SO MUCH<333 I LOVE YOU<3333 dominicrams hire me to be the bday stripper. won't disappoint ↳ rosasamuels has deleted this comment ginaknox happy birthday gorgeous!