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taskforcetumut · 9 years ago

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ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0431

CALIBORN: -a not-so-jolly green giant is draping himself dramatically over a table in the cafeteria, expelling the deepest sigh in all of the known universe.-

CALIBORN: -and he will continue to lie there and sigh until someone notices him. don't think he won't do this all day.-

WQ: =She is no longer stressed tf out now that a certain patient has been released with no chance of escaping. If it had gotten any more ridiculous, she would have asked Dirk to lend her two guards stationed at this certain patient's door and manhandle them if necessary back into bed. She'd even considered placing this certain patient into a medically induced coma with how intent they were on refusing to allow themselves to HEAL. Luckily, she did not have to take any drastic measures other than restraints.=

WQ: =ANYWAY=

WQ: =She hungers and decides to take her break out here rather than retreat back into the wards. Walking to the line, she noticed Caliborn and gave a cheerful smile.= Good afternoon. It certainly sounds like you have a very healthy set of lungs.

CALIBORN: -FINALLY. who's this cueball headed motherfucker? he asks himself, not finding it ironic at all to question.- DuH. I AM IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION IN BASICALLY EVERY MEDICAL CATEGORY.

CALIBORN: -rolls to sit up, crosslegged.- GET A LOAD OF THIS PHYSIQuE. IT'S A GODDAMN SHAME THAT MY MuSCLES, IN MY BODY OR MY MIND, ARE NOT BEING IMPLEMENTED INTO WHATEVER RANKINGS THEY HAVE ON THIS SHIP.

CALIBORN: IT ISN'T AS THOuGH. I NEED TO BE CONFINED TO MY QuARTERS. SO WHY, I ASK YOu, HAVE I NOT BEEN PROMOTED TO GENERAL OR SOMETHING? THIS IS BuLLSHIT.

WQ: =She laughed, piling a few things onto a tray.= I cannot answer that. It is not my department. You will have to ask one of the junior officers here why such a grave injustice has befallen one such as you. I believe Officer Redglare is one whom you should direct your queries. ^_^

WQ: =Or perhaps the captain, but Dirk is stressed enough already. Besides, Caliborn must be joking. Right?=

CALIBORN: REDGLARE. IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE RED GLASSES. AND THE RESTING BITCH FACE? AS THE NAME IMPLIES. -makes glasses shapes with his hands over his eyes.-

CALIBORN: WHO THE FuCK TITLES THEMSELVES THAT LITERALLY ANYWAY? -is that even how troll titles work? what does he care, actually-

WQ: Yes, though not so much the latter, I believe. =She's seen redglare smile! Once.. She thinks.=

WQ: Ah, many of the older trolls here, actually. Darkleer. Dualscar. Signless. The Psionic. Disciple. Not all adopt a name for themselves. At times it is given upon the accomplishment of a great feat.

CALIBORN: MOST OF THOSE ARE STuPID TOO. CALIBORN: WHAT IS SO EXCEPTIONAL ABOuT THE WAY HE LEERED DARKLY. THAT GRANTED HIM THAT MONIKER FOR THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE? -he is making assumptions about this darkleer fellow. if only he knew how spot on he was.-

WQ: =she shrugged, feeling another smile creep up= I am unsure of that. Perhaps you should ask him. ^-^

CALIBORN: MAYBE I WILL. IF I CARED ENOuGH. -slips off the table to hover over her-

CALIBORN: AND WHO ARE YOu? I'M CALIBORN. IF YOu DON'T KNOW BY NOW. WHICH YOu SHOuLD.

WQ: =Slightly relieved he didn't take her seriously. Ha! Imagine asking Darkleer that to his FACE. hm... Perhaps she shouldn't.=

WQ: I have seen your name upon the roster. You and you sister have both been quite scarce. It is my pleasure to finally meet you in person. I am Qirin. Resident doctor.

CALIBORN: -squints at her- I DON'T LIKE DOCTORS.

WQ: Ah, well, most do not. I cannot fault you for that. =hmm...milk or juice?=

CALIBORN: SO LONG AS YOu DON'T STICK ME uNEXPECTEDLY WITH ANY NEEDLES. WE SHOuLD BE FINE.

WQ: Oh? You mean... =slowly looks over at him= ...right in this very moment?

CALIBORN: -recoils a little defensively. SQUINTING MORE.-

CALIBORN: I MEAN! EVER!

WQ: I am kidding. I promise you, I shall keep all needles away from your person. If you do happen to get stuck with a needle by any of the medical staff here, it is very more than likely to save your life.

WQ: Personally, I would prefer a needle over dying.

WQ: Since the ship has a variety of blood types, we do stick volunteers with needles when they donate blood, but again, they are volunteers. WQ: We will not take from you without permission. =hand over her heart. It's a PROMISE. She looked him over and smiled again=

WQ: Luckily, you do not appear sickly, nor do you have a grievous wound, so it appears you are safe.

CALIBORN: ... -relaxes, but he's still glaring- FINE. BuT DON'T THINK THIS MEANS I TRuST YOu.

CALIBORN: I'LL BE KEEPING A CLOSE EYE. -demonstrates with the Rock Eyebrow-

WQ: =Sure YOU shouldnt be called Redglare, Caliborn?= Of course you will. ^_^ =she turned back to her her tray and pointed at the various food items presented.=

WQ: Fruit cup or chicken breast?

CALIBORN: ... CHICKEN BREAST. -nods firmly- NO CONTEST.

WQ: =slides him a plate of it= You have been eating your greens?

CALIBORN: -oh... it's for him? WELL. OF COURSE IT IS. he takes the plate and just starts picking it apart with his fingers.- GREENS?? WHAT?

WQ: =waves around a lettuce leaf=

CALIBORN: -he has never looked more offended in his life. or atleast, in this conversation.-

WQ: =stuffs it right in her mouth=

CALIBORN: EuGH! DISGuSTING! -recoils further with his chicken-

WQ: =leans in= Do you know what else it is?

WQ: Excellent needle repellent. =Adds more lettuce to her tray=

CALIBORN: -squints at her again- JuST HOW STuPID DO YOu THINK I AM?

WQ: It is true! I have not required a single needle as I have not suffered a single ill.

HORSE DRONE: -It wanders about the ship aimlessly- having been told to "go play", which is an order it can't figure out how to complete properly. It is naturally drawn to the area with the most commotion.-

JAKE: -peering out of the kitchen with LOUD SQUINTS. He fucking hates that thing why did it find him. Let the man concentrate on his community service, horse drone.-

DIRK: -you're welcome for everything about those thoughts-

HORSE DRONE: -! it's ears lift when it spots one of it's secondary masters. It gallops towards Jake, standing at the ready, wheezing- waiting for commands.-

JAKE: - N O. NO. FUCK. The galloping??? There is a lot of swearing streaming out from the kithen now. He can't believe it found him again.-

WQ: =she is so glad she can witness this=

CALIBORN: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOuR DIET MIGHT REQuIRE FOR YOuR OWN "GOOD HEALTH." BuT I'M CARNIVOROuS. AND I INTENDED TO FuCKING STAY THAT WAY--

CALIBORN: WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT ATROCITY? -watches it gallop past-

JAKE: ONE THOUGHTFUL SPEC OF A MARITAL PRESENT!!!! -yells from a distance.-

CALIBORN: JAKE HuMAN. IS THAT YOu? -peeps into the kitchen-

WQ: =sips her pineapple juice. Dont come crying to her when needles begin to haunt your dreams.=

WQ: ...

WQ: A gift. =she summarizes. A gift to Dirk, and also a gift to behold.=

JAKE: -bursts from past the kitchen entrance, wearing an apron over his uniform.- The very same! How do you do!!!

JAKE: And youre darn tooting its a gift. -quotation marks in the air as he turns and sees yep. It's still following him. And wheezing. He hates how it wheezes. Throws it a dirty look.- Why this heap of asthematic mechanics was given to dirk by none other than daelos the ma(ch)inist zahhak himself!

JAKE: ARENT WE LOOKING PRETTY DARN FREAKY TODAY OLD CHAP???

JAKE: Eugh look at it... the wheezing. It wheezes! Robots arent supposed to emulate BREATHING. What the fuck honestly!

CALIBORN: THIS THING BELONGS TO DIRK? -looks at it with similar feelings of disgust-

JAKE: Its his own personalized beast of burden.

JAKE: So yes. Yes it is.

MEULIN: -distantly eyeballing the horse drone... And also the Calicorn?-

CALIBORN: AND HE WANTS IT? JuST WHEN I THOuGHT THAT MAN COuLD NOT GET ANY MORE FuCKING BIZARRE.

MEULIN: -him big... And there's something about him that sure seems strangely familiar.-

CALIBORN: -QUIT STARIN AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES-

MEULIN: - 👀 -

JAKE: -also staring at the horse drone. He is imagining taking out a pistol and violently putting it out of its misery right now.-

JAKE: -eeeeeeeeeeeedges back into the kitchen, not making too many sudden movements.-

HORSE DRONE: -it makes disturbing snuffling noises from inside it's mask as it circles the kitchen in confusion. It just wants to "play"- thereby fulfulling it's commands. Where Jake?-

HORSE DRONE: -Apparently it doesn't have the best vision- one minor caviate of having skin made out of a leather mask.-

JAKE: -This is the worst.-

HORSE DRONE: -clop clop clop-

#ubiquitousultion #weatheringQuerist #gunhardyTemerity

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gnarlycradz · 9 years ago

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-- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering ubiquitousUltion [UU] at 00:19 --

[12:19] GC: -SHUFFL3S ON OV3R TO TH3 1NCR3D1BL3 HULK-

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[12:24] UU: AND CANDY.

[12:24] GC: pshh wh4t k1nd4 c4ndy w3 t4lk1ng h3r3?

[12:24] GC: cuz ok4y f1rst off 1f your3 gonn4 s4y god d4mn3d r41s1n3tt3z 1m c4ll1n SH3N4NZ SO H4RD.

[12:25] UU: MOSTLY. SPECIAL STARDuST. IF I EVER CAME INTO CONTACT WITH A RAISINETTE.

[12:25] UU: I WOuLD VOMIT.

[12:25] UU: VIOLENTLY.

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[12:26] GC: ...ok4y bro but l1k3 sp3c14l st4rdust soundz l1k3 som3 bullsh1t f4k3 th1ng.

[12:26] GC: JUST S4Y1N.

[12:26] UU: uM?? NO?? IT IS A REAL CANDY. THAT IS DELICIOuS. AND NECESSARY FOR A YOuNG CHERuB'S GROWTH.

[12:26] UU: DON'T YOu KNOW ANYTHING??

[12:26] GC: YO QU3ST1ON TH3 S3COND.

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[12:26] UU: I'M A CHERuB. OBVIOuSLY.

[12:27] GC: Y34H BUT L1K3.

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[12:30] UU: MMM. DIPPIN DOTS.

[12:30] UU: WHY THE FuCK AM I STANDING HERE. TALKING TO SOME uGLY TROLL WENCH. WHEN I COuLD BE EATING DIPPIN DOTS??

[12:31] GC: pff cuz 1m 4 PR3TTY B1G D34L yknow!!!!

[12:31] UU: *eyes her* AND WHO ARE YOu?

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[12:34] GC: UH YOU DO BOTH.

[12:34] GC: l1k3!1!!

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[12:34] UU: uH. DuH???

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[12:37] GC: 1 41NT YOUR HON3Y!!!

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[12:39] UU: *WHOA!!!* ...

[12:39] UU: I'M NOT IMPRESSED.

[12:39] GC: 1 D1DNT ST4RT Y3T DUMB4SS!

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[12:40] UU: ...

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[12:42] UU: uH. YOu KNOW. THAT GuY.

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[12:45] GC: 1M P SUR3 SOM3ON3Z JUST T4LK1N J3LL13Z.

[12:45] UU: WHAT ARE YOu SAYING??

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[12:49] UU: WHY WOuLD I WANT TO SHRED. LIKE A WIMPY GIRL??

[12:49] GC: YOUR3 GONN4 SHR3D L1K3 CH33S3 ON 4 CH33S3 GR4T3R!

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[12:50] UU: YEAH. WHATEVER!! LATER, BITCH.

[12:50] UU: tumut

-- ubiquitousUltion [UU] ceased pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 00:52 --

#ubiquitousUltion #logs #speed dating

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gulescamisade · 8 years ago

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Minnesota: Day 1

[Jake, Roxy, James, and the cherubs will find themselves in individual cells with singular windows and slots in their doors.]

JAKE: -YODEL LANDS in his own cell, completely thrown out of sorts after he lost sight of everything in the crackle of green energy. Tumbles largely, panicked and fearful. Everything happened so fast, Jake was so sure he was raring in the engineering labs a second ago! Sits on the ground stupidly as he lands right on his ass.- OOF.

JAKE: WHAT THE—

JAKE: WHAT THE JIP JUMPING JACK CRACKERS JUST HAPPENED??? ANYBODY? -cries out to nobody in particular. He was alone... and immediately starts checking for his sylladex.-

JAMES: -thrown off balance as he lands precisely in the center of this cell. When he blinks the light out of his sight, James goes to check for his sylladex. John's voice still rings in his ears and he has to see... can he message anyone? Does he have his communicator? He is massively worried right now.-

JAMES: -For that matter, can James hear Jake yowling in the distance?-

ROXY: =loudly= MMMMMMMMMOHMYGOD

[No communicators can be found on anyone in this group. Looks like they got boned in the midst of travel.]

[The yowling is vaguely audible.]

JANE: -slides open the slot on Jake's door, peering inside.- Looking for something?

JAKE: -Was halfway to scrambling to his feet when the face appears. He gawks and then falls back on his ass.-

JAKE: My pistols you scarlet faced o hera! And i dont mean to be rude madam but—

JAKE: I dont take it youre here to jostle the keyhole HUH??? -Jake... why do you words.-

JANE: No. I'm not.

JANE: You have been carefully chosen for an important role in my new empire. Your mouth leaves much to be desired in the face of your nigh limitless potential.

JAKE: Your empire?? NOW WAIT JUST A DIDDLY DARN MOMENT MISSY. -scrambles to his feet, going for the window with a large puffed chest.-

JAKE: Ill run my mouth all i like as far as im concerned! Youre keeping A FREE THINKING MAN captive for some nefarious purpose! I think ill speak my piece!!!! >8V

JANE: -Casually shuts the door window with a satisfying THUNK.-

JAKE: -There was NOTHING satisfying about this thunking. NOTHING.-

JANE: Oh, Jake... -walks away-

JAMES: -Was that Jane? James cautions a peek through the window, hoping to catch a glance of her.-

JAKE: -goes back to charlie brown AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHing.-

JAMES: ...

JAMES: -shuffles at the door. Unhappy that he cannot reach the crying infant man.-

ROXY: =Same..... she wants to get through these walls or in the hall.. what's in the hall?=

JADE: -Seems like SHE'S in the hall. Growling outside Roxy's door and then she slides something under it before opening the door window.-

JADE: woof

ROXY: ..... =She was gonna try to poof in the hall but it seems like... that's a bad idea right now..... glances down=

ROXY: ok

ROXY: are u gonna boof @ me or like..... =squints= wtf happened 2 you baby :'(

JADE: i am just fine, roxy

JADE: in fact i am feeling better than ever

JADE: but what happened to me isnt the issue here

JADE: whats relevant is whats happening to you, or rather, what it means you will be doing for her imperious condescension

JAKE: -hears the muffle of voices thru the door and 👂straining to hear.-

ROXY: o hell to the en oh

ROXY: im not doin shit for her especially since its like super glarin'ly obvi that this is some dumb shit cooked up by her lackies >:(

JAKE: -bangs at the door.- ROXAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -awoo...-

ROXY: AND shes got my animals caged up like ANIMALS and this is a shituation i give a big fuck u to

JADE: sorry, but that answer isnt in the cards

JADE: it doesnt matter what you want to do because you dont have a choice

JADE: open the file

ROXY: =Makes such a stank face, looks at the file= stfu condy

ROXY: =She'll get him and everyone else out of here.... picks up the file and opens it=

JADE: -GLITTER FLIES EVERYWHERE. It's a heavily blinged piece of fileage.-

JADE: -Inside is a picture of a weird knobbly spike ball, and instructions that more or less read that Roxy needs to make it.-

JAKE: -sits his butt at the edge of his cell, screwing up his eyes. Come oooon hope powers. Hope powers GO. Go nOW.-

JAKE: ...

JAKE: -Nothing happens. He's too worked up and as he opens his eyes, the walls seem to close in on him. Jake huffs, trying his damndest not to think about other things that are rushing to him suddenly. If he was safe, where was everyone else? What if they were hurt and there was nothing Jake could do?? Nothing except---

JAKE: Sniff. 8'( -starts to blubber to himself and hugs his knees now that the bravado was fading.- (Boo hoo...)

ROXY: >:T

ROXY: tf is this shit

JADE: its your new job

JADE: to make the matriorb

ROXY: =opens her mouth= .... see i cant even like say my nastyass snappy comebacks because i love jade 2 much >:'C

ROXY: the gist is.... suck a butt

JADE: dont worry, im pretty sure i can take them

JADE: though i wouldnt advise doing so anyway

JADE: you may have reservations but i have none

JADE: and i dont think youd like me much when im angry >:K

JADE: in fact im sure of it

ROXY: then tell me who alls here and ill do my best

JADE: sorry, but thats not part of the agreement either

JADE: how about you do your best and i wont zap your eyes out?

ROXY: like i wouldnt look badass with robo eyes >:T

JADE: im sure you have plenty of other organs you would miss

ROXY: =sinks under the view of the window.... almost catknifing= like u miss whatever tf this thing is?

JADE: that doesnt matter!

JADE: it isnt such a bad deal to obey

JADE: with your powers, im sure things will be just fine for you

JADE: and i wont have to hunt down the rest of your friends where i dumped them and make you watch them bleed out, either

JADE: dont worry, i can wait until you get started

JADE: or at least until i start to get hungry......

ROXY: =Oh no... her weakness... her friends= tch

ROXY: then ill make u snausages or whatever tf...... ill C wut i can DO

JAKE: -curled up in a large ball back in his cell and slumps over. Gently crying himself a sweater a tears. He's crying but cheering for u, Rox.-

JADE: good

JADE: thats what i like to hear

ROXY: i kno snausages are like ur fav

JADE: BARK

JAMES: ....

JAMES: -squints at the cieling as he hears a bark.-

ROXY: that means jades still in there....

JADE: grr

JADE: im jade

JADE: a better and worse jade than youve ever known

ROXY: a worse worse jade

JADE: thats right

JAKE: -huddled up and drops into an uneasy sleep. Maybe things will be better... when he wakes up. This is all a bad dream.-

JAMES: -sits and waits quietly. Still having no idea what the hullabaloo this is all about. But he will be STRONG for the sake of others who are probably worried about him.-

#gunhardyTemerity #tankedGnostomaniac #practicalFamiliar #ubiquitousultion #uberousuloid

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taskforcetumut · 9 years ago

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ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0317

ROSE: -say hello to has not slept in three days Lalonde and her travel companion, feral child suspended in mid-air by psionics.-

ROSE: She is busy eating, as she occasionally forgot to do during the fiasco, while Baldur meanwhile looks very angry and upset and slightly kicky, as evidenced by the foot-shaped bruise on Rose's cheek. She's just going to pretend everything is normal as he squirms and chirps mid-air.-

10:13 AM

NEPETA: =She certainly will say hello! Rose looks like she could use all of that food so Nepeta's not in the game to steal... today. Instead she's jumping up on the table, eyes looking between Rose and the angry child with a smile= :33 < hello rose, i s33 mew have a cranky, cranky wriggler! =Look at those kicks=

10:16 AM

ROSE: -Blink Blink as her eyes focus and brain boots up-

ROSE: Hello, -there is about a three second pause,- Nepeta.

ROSE: He is out of his cocoon. Say hello, Baldur.

BALDUR: SCRREEEEEEEE OnO

ROSE: Baldur says Hello.

10:19 AM

NEPETA: :33 < oh i s33! hes so cute =sits up some and stares at him= NEPETA: 833 < i could just eat him up! ....=turns back to Rose= mew look beyond pawsitively tired though, tired and bruisey! thats not good

10:21 AM

ROSE: I am taking watch that he does not abscond into a vent again.

ROSE: Or under a sofa. Or behind a--

ROSE: -YAWN-

ROSE: --thing.

10:25 AM

NEPETA: :33 < things can be a little dangerous to get behind! NEPETA: :33 < pawlthough ... =Eyes Rose= if mew n33ded someone to watch him while you rested then i wouldnt mind! the less you sl33p the less attentive youll be :oo

10:28 AM

ROSE: I consider that distinctly. Um. Plausible.

ROSE: I'm a little bit tired.

10:31 AM

NEPETA: :33 < a little bit =Puts meat bits on Rose's plate= NEPETA: :33 < im sure if mew asked someone to be his wriggler wrestler fur a bit anyone would agr33 to it though! he gave mew a nice handsome bruise but i pawlso like your face without bruises!

10:32 AM

ROSE: -She absent mindedly eats it despite the fact that it wasn't there before-

10:32 AM

NEPETA: =Gettin the protein=

10:32 AM

ROSE: It does match the color of my blush, I admit. I don't expect toddlers to have such strong little legs.

ROSE: Was. Um. Yours like this?

10:45 AM

NEPETA: :33 < yes she was only more hissy and she really liked to pounce on faces! NEPETA: :33 < its a shame we dont have anything fur them to get pawll that aggressive energy out on but fighting with them is pawlso a good pawlternative!

10:47 AM

ROSE: I would have slight concerns doing that.

ROSE: Besides, he has a much more pronounced flight instinct. It wouldn't be so bad, but he seems insistent on finding only the most dangerous hiding spot.

ROSE: I think he's angry he can't fit in his sock anymore.

10:51 AM

NEPETA: :33 < oh hmmm NEPETA: :33 < purhaps wrap him in something socklike?? really tightly so its nice and snug!

10:52 AM

ROSE: It is not the sock and therefore an insult to his honor as a fat waddling infant.

ROSE: I am a psychology. I know what I am talking about here.

10:54 AM

DIRK: -saunters onto the scene, sup nodding at them, but then double takes and stops- You found him.

10:55 AM

BALDUR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

ROSE: Yes.

ROSE: He is okay.

BALDUR: AAAAAAAAA!

ROSE: He has good lungs.

10:56 AM

NEPETA: :33 < that makes fur a good battle cry at least :PP

10:57 AM

DIRK: Yeah. That's all good news. -smirks a little at the bab-

10:59 AM

ROSE: We were just talking abo- -She begins to yawn while talking, not stopping to do one or the other and instead doing both at once, her words incomprehensible.-

10:59 AM

DIRK: You don't say.

10:59 AM

NEPETA: =gives her more meat and smiles=

11:00 AM

ROSE: -nods distantly-

11:00 AM

DIRK: I understand completely. -he really does. Poor rose.-

11:02 AM

NEPETA: :33 < i was just offuring rose my wriggler wrestling purvices s33ing how pawldur is all fussy

11:03 AM

ROSE: Oh yeah. You can. Uh. If you're, you know. Not busy.

ROSE: I can repay you, eventually.

ROSE: -not even gonna pretend she can handle the idea of offering some compensation in her state-

11:06 AM

NEPETA: =pats Rose's hand= :33 < dont worry pawbout it =SHE'LL FIGHT YOUR CHILD FOR FREE= NEPETA: =But it's also cute to see how they fight and attack, at the most he'll be a sleepy when she's finished=

11:06 AM

ROSE: Thanks. Thank you. I'm gonna. I'll just.

BALDUR: -BABBY ==> DESCEND-

BALDUR: -He lands on the table slightly too surprised to bolt immediately.-

ROSE: -She meanwhile just places her head on the table. She's asleep already.-

11:08 AM

NEPETA: =smiles and eyes that child with big eyes= ...... :DD

11:08 AM

BALDUR: -HE RUN-

11:09 AM

NEPETA: =LEAPS after and runs along side, gently TACKLES the child=

11:09 AM

DIRK: -rose.. Takes off his jacket and drapes it over her shoulders-

11:10 AM

BALDUR: aaaaaAAAA!!! -He squirms and fusses and tries to bite. His teeth aren't too sharp, but they are certainly fangs regardless.-

11:13 AM

NEPETA: :33 < oh shh, purr very adorable =Toys with this poor child, squishes his cheek and smooches the top of his head. She gets bitten but they're baby fangs so it's not that bad. Bats her hands at him, this is how you attack, use your limbs child=

11:16 AM

BALDUR: -he is still new to only having four limbs!! His attempts to bat back are weak little flails, though he manages a few catlike bicicle kicks. Fortunately he doesn't really have the claws for ripping things open on his toes.-(edited)

11:19 AM

NEPETA: =What a fighter! She's going to teach him how to fight in the middle of the cafeteria. Watch out patrons, it's a baby brawl!=

11:20 AM

MEULIN: -she is at the perfect angle under a cafeteria table (again) to witness this entire scene happening on the floor just nearby, and she has to say it is GODDAMN ADORABLE. But she isn't saying that, because that would blow her cover. But she is watching. OwO-

11:21 AM

BALDUR: -BABY FIGHTS!!!-

BALDUR: -he's started making more chitters chirpy growls instead of just sustained screaming as he tries to wrestle the big cat-

11:23 AM

NEPETA: =Chitters back at him and briefly grabs his feets before bapping at them again. Good kicks. Good kicks child she's rather occupied with adorableness and doesn't yet notice being observed=

11:25 AM

BALDUR: OoO

BALDUR: -kick kick kick!! He lays on his back squirming and putting his all into baby leg kicks-

11:27 AM

NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33! =bap bap bap bap, churrs because he's doing a good job. These are strong kicks!=

11:28 AM

BALDUR: -They are!!! Strong enough to bruise a face under the wrong circumstances! He growls again, a tiny squeak considering how lil he is-

11:32 AM

MEULIN: -iiiiinches closer. She wants to look at the wily baby, and maybe reach a paw out to boop. a single paw that reaches slowly out from under a cafeteria chair specifically for that purpose. BOOP.-

11:33 AM

BALDUR: !!!!!!

BALDUR: -WHO WAS!-

BALDUR: AAAAAAAAA???????

11:35 AM

NEPETA: =Oh! Looks up at the cat fiend= :33 < hello! :oo =puts her hand on Baldurs face and squishes his cheeks, squishy chubby baby cheeks=

11:36 AM

MEULIN: -SHE SECURED THE BOOP. What a soft and squirmy wiggler. Good thing she can't hear the resulting screaming.- HELLOOOOO, -she tries to say as quietly as possible-

11:38 AM

BALDUR: -He screams a muffled scream now that he's being squished, using his new found batting skills to bat at nepeta's hands.-

11:39 AM

NEPETA: =That's right, fight for your face= :33 < who are mew? =Also pokes his belly, she can't resist. Pokes the soft meats=

11:42 AM

BALDUR: 0o0 -NOT THE BELLY IT'S TENDER!!!-

11:45 AM

NEPETA: =YES, THE BELLY. Tickles= >:33

11:47 AM

MEULIN: -she isn't totally sure what's being said, but she's seen this enough to be able to guess. Again with attempt quiet,- I'M MEULINNNN.

11:47 AM

BALDUR: -NO-O-O-O-

BALDUR: -squeals loudly-

11:54 AM

NEPETA: =What a squealy baby, continues the onslaught but lets him be for a bit= :33 < nice to m33t you mewlin! im nepeta =She is the loud=

11:58 AM

MEULIN: I CAN'T HEAR YOU BUT I LIKE YOUR TAIL AND YOUR WIGGLER! THEY ARE REALLY CUTE. -boop boops the bab again on the cheek-

12:01 PM

NEPETA: :33 < oh! hmm =good thing she always has paper on her, scribbles out her name and explains that this is the sleepy humans wriggler. Her leg is on Baldur while she writes so he doesn't get away=

12:02 PM

BALDUR: -He squeaks as he is booped the onslaught is RELENTLESS-

BALDUR: -squished under leg-

12:03 PM

NEPETA: =Someone free him=

12:09 PM

MEULIN: OHHH, OKAY. -OwO still as she stares at them. It is really cool to see someone the same caste and everything as her! Wow! SO CUTE. SO PRECIOUS. AND WIGGLER ALSO THESE THINGS. It is hard to help herself.- 33H33H33333!

12:30 PM

NEPETA: =What an adorable fellow cat, its a shame she has her arms full of wriggler and can't really talk to her like she wants to, scribbles more, :33 < mew can defurnitely talk to me sometime or come s33 my wriggler since mew like them so much!=

12:34 PM

ERIDAN: -ventures into the cafeteria, walking over to the food- -kinda STARES at it uncertainly before he starts sniffing at it-

12:41 PM

NEPETA: =Watches Eridan as he go get the food, that's food she can steal=

12:43 PM

MEULIN: 3333 YES! I WOULD LOVE TO-- -there he is again!! She starts scooting back under the table-

12:43 PM

ERIDAN: -if he manages to GRAB anything, because he's seeming WAY uncertain he wants any of this-

12:47 PM

MEULIN: (^•3•^) -INCATNITO.-

12:50 PM

NEPETA: =OH... bye? She looks up at Eridan then back to Meulin.... Oooh she gets it=

12:58 PM

ERIDAN: -there, he's grabbing a leaf of salad and a single shrimp- -comes on over and sits down with it-

1:08 PM

MEULIN: -what the furk kind of a brunch is that-

1:12 PM

BALDUR: -even BABBY thinks that's strange-

1:14 PM

NEPETA: =holds the child= :33 < whos that fur?? =Looks at Eridan's plate, it's not enough for the smallest of beasts=

1:34 PM

ERIDAN: -sweats- its for me its my lunch i guess

ERIDAN: -takes the shrimp and raises it ever so slowly to his mouth-

1:40 PM

BALDUR: o-o

1:41 PM

MEULIN: -fish man no that is not enough. Just thinking about it is making her stomach growl. Oops. Someone has been under this table for a while.-

1:43 PM

ERIDAN: .... -SLOWLY looks under the table-

1:44 PM

MEULIN: -sweats loudly. She couldn't hear the growl but she sure felt it AND THIS IS A BAD. She just sort of. Quickly curls up and hides her face. JUST A NORMAL TROLL TAKING A NAP UNDER A CAFETERIA TABLE.-

1:45 PM

ERIDAN: wwhy the fuck are you so goddamned WWEIRD

ERIDAN: -not that she could even hear that-

1:47 PM

MEULIN: -wait shit. How can she tell if she got away with it if she can't hear his reaction??? NUTS. She waits a little bit before peeking up between her fingers-

1:50 PM

ERIDAN: -LUCKY FOR HER, he's sat back up by the time she peeks. He's got a shrimp and a leaf to eat-

1:52 PM

MEULIN: -WHEW. Safe another day. Now she's just gonna spy on him too because what else is she gonna do? She probably shouldn't leave until he's gone or sufficiently distracted. This is fine, though. She is making a note in her open notebook about the cuteness levels she has witnessed this day and also Eridan's apparent poor eating habits. She is going to write such a pale fic about this.-

CALIBORN: -aggressively EATING HEARTS... shaped candies while he's also aggressively scribbling in a sketchbook that a mysterious benefactor got for him for the human "christmas" holiday-

8:50 PM

MEULIN: -WOW HIM BIG. she has never met a big big like this before, so it's definitely time to creep. she's slinking under tables to get closer and doodling him from below.- ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎

8:54 PM

CALIBORN: -the scribbling is SO ANGRY. what could he possibly be drawing and/or writing? whatever it is, he's so enthusiastic about it, he accidentally launches his pencil through the air between erasing and returning to scribbling-

CALIBORN: -scribble scribble- ... -looks at his hand. SQUINTS.-

8:55 PM

MEULIN: -WOW. so aggressive. fascinating! and then suddenly a pencil twirls and plops on the ground in front of her, rolling right to her. UHHH. well. okay! she scoops it up and slooooowly holds it up somewhere next to Caliborn's leg-

9:04 PM

CALIBORN: -glances around, ready to start a FIGHT with his pencil, but then he notices the pencil floating beside him with a hand attached to it- THERE YOu ARE. -snatches it up and resumes what he's doing for a few minutes before it dawns on him that it is a little unusual for hands to just appear out of nowhere like that, so he carefully peeks under the table. glaring, of course-

9:05 PM

MEULIN: -she took that opportunity to doodle him some more from this nice, close angle, and then. oh. he sees her.- HI! (;ΦωΦ)ﾉ

9:12 PM

JAKE: -The one and only Jake English is making a casual public appearance for the first time in days. Or has it been weeks? Either way, it's not as though people should expect Jake to keep track of time. He's been a very busy bee, working on his TOP SECRET project! Speaking of top secret projects, Jake should probably eat something that isn't directly from a can and microwave.- JAKE: -stops mid-step in the lunchline as he hears a familiar voice. For a second, he just stands there, trying to decide whether or not he just imagined it. That's all he needs. Another version of a cat troll he met ONCE following him around in his brain. What was her name? Mewtwo? Or was it Mulan?-

9:13 PM

CALIBORN: WHAT DO YOu THINK YOu'RE DOING uNDER THERE. YOu PERVERT. -nudges her with foot >8o-

9:15 PM

JAKE: -at the mention of perverts, Jake turns to stare in Caliborn's direction.-

JAKE: ...?

9:15 PM

CALIBORN: -NUDGE NUDGE!! he is unawares of the manly man in his midsts-

9:16 PM

JAKE: -In that case, he will put his meatball sub together a little bit faster.-

9:17 PM

MEULIN: -BOMPED. she has no idea what he just said, but maybe this will placate him.- UMM... I DREW YOU! -turns her notebook around and displays an adorable drawing of his buffness that looks remarkably anime-

9:24 PM

CALIBORN: -HMM. this appeases him, for he has recently become a fan of "THE ANIMES" himself- I SEE. YOu'VE REALLY CAPTuRED MY RuGGED DEMEANOR IN THIS PORTRAIT. -decides this is the perfect opportunity to show off his own HARD WORK and hands his sketchbook to her- BuT TAKE A GANDER AT MY ARTISTIC SKILLS. I'VE DEVOTED COuNTLESS HOuRS. TO HONING MY CRAFT.

9:26 PM

JAKE: -he definitely knows that voice and hurries with his sandwich making. It probably makes a mess but regardless. He has to see with his eyes her face!!! Jake scurries with his plate over to Caliborn's table with an expression that searches for Meulin's face.- JAKE: Pardon the intrusion but do my ears deceive me?? JAKE: By the ides of a christening march its the tiny dancer troll! -upon spotting Meulin, he straightens up with a big old toothy grin-

9:28 PM

MEULIN: -oh shit!! an art trade!!! she does understand that!- OHH, COOL! -she's peering over his drawings with a wide smile (they're not that great but hey, WHO CARES) before she sees another person wander into the corner of her vision, and she looks up to see...- JAKE!!! (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧

9:29 PM

JAKE: -gestures as wildly as he can with the plate in his hand- BITTY!!! GOLLY! ITS YOU! -He can't remember her name tho, it's on the tip of his tongue.-

9:29 PM

CALIBORN: -it is a drawing of his TOTALLY ORIGINAL CHARACTER. you know the one. but gasp! the human jake? he looks up with a squint and a pout.-

9:31 PM

MEULIN: I KNEW YOU WERE HERE BECLAWS DIRK IS HERE BUT IT'S SO GOOD TO S33 YOU!

9:32 PM

CALIBORN: YOu INTERuPPTED AN EXCHANGED. BETWEEN TWO DISTINGuISHED ARTISTS. WHICH IS VERY RuDE, MIND YOu.

9:33 PM

JAKE: WHY YES OF COURSE IM POSITIVELY RAZZED TO SEE YOU TOO OLD GIRL! -why are we yelling?? Jake is just excited, honestly. He just punches Caliborn on the shoulder.- Dont let me interrupt! I have half a mind of joining you two at the table even!

9:34 PM

CALIBORN: -oof. what a jocular exchange between bros! he is, again, appeased.- IF YOu MuST.

9:36 PM

MEULIN: -she can ALMOST sort of hear him! wow!!!- H33H33H33-- -wait. too loud. she covers her mouth with a paw.- OOPS. I'M SUPPAWSED TO BE INCATNITO.

9:37 PM

JAKE: -pulls a chair over and starts tearing into his sandwich. This meatball sub is going to get MESSY.- JAKE: Criminy beagles! Incognito you say? -pats the chair next to him. Sit with him Meu.-

JAKE: And what sitch begs for that kind of discretion?

9:37 PM

CALIBORN: -this inspires him... he is going to draw his oc feasting on the entrails of his enemies-

9:41 PM

MEULIN: -WELLLL.... she crawls up from under the table enough to give a good peek around before sliding up into the chair. she isn't sure what Jake said, but she figures elaborating on her behavior seems like a logical step in this partially one-sided conversation.- IF FISH MAN S33S ME, HE'LL PROBABLY YELL AT ME TO GO BACK TO THE INFURMARY. -she knows eridan's name by now but "fish man" is a lot more fun-

9:43 PM

JAKE: The scoundrel! You dont mean our amphibious captain now do you? -asks, making a mess of sandwich eating all over his chin-

9:44 PM

MEULIN: -blinks at him, then tears a page out of her notebook and offers it over rather than going to get a napkin. because that would not be very sneaky.- HERE! FOR YOUR CHIN!

9:45 PM

JAKE: Wuah? -takes paper? Bats chin?-

9:46 PM

MEULIN: -yes good.- OH! AND I CAN'T HEAR YOU ANYMURR EITHER, SO IF I IGNORE YOU IT IS NOT ON PURRPOSE!

9:46 PM

CALIBORN: -scribble scribble scribble. he's a little sweaty.-

9:47 PM

MEULIN: -peers around jake at the dramatic caliborn- (=⊙ω⊙=)

9:50 PM

JAKE: -crumbles up the sauce smeared paper wad. Sure it was a little weird but her next words have him really blinking in confusion.- You cant uh... wassit now?

JAKE: Hear me?

JAKE: Anymore?

JAKE Either?? -dramatic syllables-(edited)

9:53 PM

MEULIN: -well, she's pretty sure she caught "hear me" out of those words- NO, I CAN'T HEAR YOU AT ALL!

9:54 PM

CALIBORN: -this page is now full of bishies-

9:55 PM

JAKE: Oh but why in the world would that be? -eyes go big and shiny behind his glasses. The tone of her voice is really registering with him now.- Youre not saying youre deaf now?

9:58 PM

MEULIN: -caliborn's art keeps distracting her...- SORRY, WHAT?

10:02 PM

JAKE: -just puts his hand on her shoulder and regards her with increased shiny eyes- 8C

10:04 PM

CALIBORN: -SuGOI.-

10:04 PM

MEULIN: -oh.... she just smiles back at him, brows knit, and puts a hand over his.- I'M SORRY!

10:11 PM

JAKE: Why the blitz blazes are you sorry?? Its me who should be sorry!!!! -he's starting to BLUBBER.-

10:11 PM

CALIBORN: -there is something about this exchange that is making him sweaty too. such tender comforting... now he is drawing his oc with a neko girl-

10:15 PM

MEULIN: -OH CRAP OH GOSH. what has she DONE??- OH NO-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU! OHH, CRRRRAP... JAKE, NOOO... -distressed trilling and hand holding-

10:16 PM

CALIBORN: -HUFF HUFF-

CALIBORN: (SHAMEFuL.)

10:16 PM

DAMARA: =She is here for shameful.=

10:16 PM

CALIBORN: -NO NOT YOU-

10:17 PM

DAMARA: =IT IS THE HER. Behind Caliborn, specifically. Looking at that neko oc.=

10:25 PM

JAKE: -her distress is just making him wibble even MORE. He gives her hand pitiful squeezes as tears full of feeling just ooze down his cheeks. It is very gross.- Never mind me! Golly did it hurt? DOES it hurt?? 8'C 8'C

JAKE: -spots Damara and also cries in her direction ;A; help him-

10:28 PM

MEULIN: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS GOING TO BE OKAY. -now she is going to rub her face on his hand and purr helpfully.-

10:29 PM

CALIBORN: -purses his lips to contain a tiny, angry shreik-

CALIBORN: -like the scream sfx in that jb song-

DAMARA: =She is about to lean over Caliborn in order to get a closer look at that brand spanking new neko oc, but just as she is her patented Jake-is-in-distress-radar goes off. That is, she leans partway just enough for her breastular chestulars to rest against the back of Caliborn's head for a good few seconds as her motion freezes to look at Jake.= DAMARA: =She is not sure what is happening here. Jake is crying and she heard something about hurt? There's a sandwich and also a cat troll she hasn't seen before rubbing against his hand. There is no time to figure out this puzzle. It's time. For action!!!= DAMARA: =More or less pulls off a fucking ninja leap across the table, doing a flip that guaranteed would make a fancy swooshing sfx in an anime and lands beside Jake. Puts a hand on his shoulder, eyes glinting.= JAKE. WHAT IS MATTER.

10:37 PM

CALIBORN: -FREEZES.-

CALIBORN: -WAS THAT A BOOB????-

CALIBORN: -EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST-

10:38 PM

DAMARA: =It was TWO whole boob actually.=

10:38 PM

CALIBORN: -WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

10:42 PM

JAKE: -his glasses are too salty and wet for him to make out more than the flashing blur of Damara suddenly appearing right by him.- She- she... i just. -sniff sniff wheezes- JAKE: Why do the sweet suffer the most damara? -poor bitty Meulin. He just comes over and crushes the cat troll over for a hug.- GHHHHHHHHHHHHHNGHHH.

10:44 PM

CALIBORN: -SCREAM-

CALIBORN: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS uNHOLY IS HAPPENING HERE??

10:45 PM

MEULIN: -oh holy shit what a cool babe. Meulin is having so many conflicting feelings right now BUT TOO LATE TO THINK ABOUT THAT, IT'S TIME FOR A HUG.- .... (=^･ｪ･^=) .................... (=；ェ；=)(edited)

10:47 PM

DAMARA: =She is taken aback by the question, well, everything happening here in general.= FATE IS CRUEL. =She manages before Jake goes to hug the cat troll. She is confused and worried. Then Caliborn SCREAM.= DAMARA: =Sideways look to the screamer, shrugging one shoulder.= IN HONEST. DOES NOT KNOW.

10:52 PM

JAKE: Cruel is fate but here she still is. -sniffs heavily and lets Meulin sit back, sadness just weighing down on his shoulders as he looks at her- It feels like all of it was all too soon you know? Weve only just started being friends and all.

10:55 PM

MEULIN: -she does not know, and it is much more difficult to read lips when her eyes are blurry from AFFECTION. more aggressive purring happens.-

10:55 PM

CALIBORN: THIS IS... DIGuSTING!! AND EXCESSIVE! -blushing and shielding his eyes- MuST YOu DO THIS IN... IN PuBLIC?!

11:00 PM

JAKE: -rubs his eyes and turns to caliborn- Caliwhat now? Excessive and disgusting? Now where in tarnation are you getting that from?

JAKE: Im having a tender emotional moment with my dear friend!!!! -Whom he cant remember the name of exactly...-

11:05 PM

CALIBORN: EXACTLY! THAT'S WHAT I TAKE ISSuE WITH. THE TENDER EMOTIONS!

11:06 PM

MEULIN: HUH? WHAT?

11:08 PM

MITUNA: -Casually skateboarding into the cafeteria to get a capri sun like the COOL AND RAD DUDE he is. Well, that is until his wheel gets caught, and he shrieks while tumbling face first into a table then the floor. WASTED-

11:09 PM

JAKE: Well sure buddy... thats understandable. -wipes at him face again and SNIFFS- Its a lot which is happening at once! JAKE: -Drags the meat sauce piece of paper over and uncrumbles it, scribbling a thing to Meulin. Or he STARTS to until... Mituna happens. Side eyes him.-

11:09 PM

CALIBORN: -thank god... VIOLENCE. now he can get the gross taste of affection out of his mouth.-

11:10 PM

MITUNA: -peels his face off the floor- 1M 0K4G3

11:11 PM

MEULIN: (=^･ｪ･^=) ......

MEULIN: WOW, IS HE OKAY?

MEULIN: -the power of redundancy is hers-

11:13 PM

JAKE: -passes note to Meulin- [Youre wonderous and i am absolutely stoked youre aboard the ss intergalactic pal brigade! It must be a thing of fate i say!!!! And also i am sorry that you are deaf now. Especially when this type of shit just seems to happen to folks who scarcely deserve it!]

11:14 PM

MITUNA: -He sits up and takes his visor off to inspect...yep, another busted pair. There's a forlorn look as he huffs and tosses them away, before standing and grinning. He's fine, nothing to see here.-

11:15 PM

JAKE: Hello mituna! -aggressive greeting as he turns back to his sandwich- Out for a stroll i presume?

11:16 PM

MEULIN: -!! okay, this note is making her smile a lot more. she's just glad nothing is TERRIBLY WRONG with him, or so it seems- THANK YOU SO MUCH JAKE. -oh no she still feels teary, but she SNIIIFFFSS and looks at Mituna again-

11:18 PM

JAKE: -THERE IS NO CRYING IN SPORTS. Only hugs! Which happens when Jake throws his arm around her shoulder to give her another squeeze. Don't worry, he cleaned his hands-

11:19 PM

MITUNA: 3H3H3H3 1 W45 JU57 G3771NG 1N70 4 51CKN457Y 7HR45H3R 535H -His skateboard is rolling to parts unknown. That's the second board this week. He just can't seem to get the hang of this again.-(edited)

11:20 PM

MEULIN: -A DOUBLE GOOD THING! she nuzzles into his shoulder for good measure and purrs gratefully, tail squirming and whipping slowly behind her, but she's keeping her eyeballs on the cool dude who just WIPED OUT. she never did figure out who he was.-

11:21 PM

JAKE: (More like a hicknasty trasher eeyechk.) -the snuggles seal the contract. Jake will now die for you, Meulin. There is no jape about it!-

11:23 PM

MEULIN: - d(=ↀωↀ=)b -

11:23 PM

MITUNA: -Bye skateboard, Mituna is just gonna flail a bit before going to grab a stupid huge amount of tacos to soothe his....everything. Shuffles up to the table with Meu and Jake-

11:23 PM

MEULIN: HI AGAIN!

11:23 PM

MITUNA: 5UP J4K3 N 84K3

11:24 PM

CALIBORN: -excuse u he is also here and he is big and green-

11:24 PM

MITUNA: H1 M3UL1N

11:24 PM

MEULIN: -he was already here-

11:24 PM

CALIBORN: -YES. EXACTLY. THANK YOU-

11:24 PM

JAKE: Hello tunamabob. -stiffly continuing his meatball sub munching-

11:24 PM

MITUNA: -Pauses and looks at Caliborn....SQUINTS-

11:24 PM

JAKE: BI

11:24 PM

MITUNA: C4LL13

11:24 PM

JAKE: -passive aggressive chewing-

11:25 PM

MITUNA: H0YL 5H17 51CK G41NZ

11:25 PM

MEULIN: -whispers badly to jake- (WHO IS THAT?)

11:27 PM

CALIBORN: -fucking GASPS- YOu WILL CEASE FROM EVER REFERRING TO ME BY THAT NAME EVER AGAIN! I AM NOT CALLIE. I AM CALIBORN. THE SuPERIOR SIDE TO THE COIN THAT IS MY "SISTER" AND I.

11:28 PM

MITUNA: -Stares-

MITUNA: 0K4Y 8U7 WH3R35 C4LL13

11:29 PM

JAKE: -pulls paper over again- [Mituna.] JAKE: ... JAKE: -doodles a crude picture of him-

11:29 PM

CALIBORN: WHO CARES? IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOuT THAT ASSININE INQuIRY.

11:30 PM

MITUNA: 1 C4R3 YU0 J0V14L GR33N GL083H34D

11:31 PM

JAKE: By jove mcstrudle. -speaks up now- Is now REALLY the time to go picking fights with perfect strangers???

JAKE: You might think about picking on men your own size!

11:31 PM

MITUNA: H3 45K3D WH0 C4R35 1 C4R35

MITUNA: -Shrug. Wtf does he have to lose? Please end him.-

11:33 PM

JAKE: Thats not really a good reason to harrass the poor green man. Hes done nothing but sit here! -do not shrug at ME, sir-

11:34 PM

MITUNA: 1 W45 JU57 H4R455K1NG 4 QU357L0N

11:34 PM

JAKE: Brashly sure.

JAKE: -wipes at his nose with the back of his hand and SNIFFS again. A classy gent.-

11:35 PM

MEULIN: -LOOOUD GAAAAASP-

MEULIN: THAT'S MITUNA????

11:35 PM

JAKE: -HEY NOW- The one and only!!!!

11:36 PM

MITUNA: WH3R35 M17UN4 -Wait shit...- 1M M17UN4

11:36 PM

MEULIN: MITUNA HI!!

MEULIN: REMEMPURR WHEN WE WERE GOING TO HAVE LUNCH??? OR, MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THAT'S FINE! (=｀ω´=)

11:37 PM

MITUNA: H3LL0 F0RK 73H 53C0N GL083F0NDU1NG 71M3

MITUNA: 1 R3M3M83R

11:38 PM

JAKE: -STARING AT HIM LIKE ARE YOU SRSLY TALKING TO LADY THAT WAY? SHE'S DEAF.-

11:38 PM

DIRK: -walks in again schlorping a soda- CALIBORN: -OH SHIT IT'S DIRK. ACT COOL. he leans on his elbow way too far to one side and gives him a sup nod.- DIRK: -schloooorp-

11:39 PM

MITUNA: -Munches a taco obliviously-

11:39 PM

JAKE: -aggressively stuffs meatball in his mouth. OMNOMOFPH-

11:40 PM

DIRK: -digusting-

11:40 PM

MEULIN: !!!!

MEULIN: ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ

MEULIN: -HELLO DIRK IT'S ME, I'M ABOVE THE TABLE, HI-

MEULIN: -WAVES LOUDLY-

11:41 PM

DIRK: -walks over to this motley crew and looks between them all- Hey. -signs a greeting to meulin-

11:42 PM

JAKE: -DIRK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE JAKE CRY AGAIN.-

JAKE: -mournfully eats another meatball-

11:42 PM

DIRK: -WHAT DID HE DO????-

11:42 PM

MEULIN: H33H33 HI DIRK!!

11:43 PM

MITUNA: 15 7H15 M0D3RCLUNK3R 7HR0W1NG G4NG 51GN5 -Taco munch munch snarf-

11:44 PM

JAKE: Theyre signs of deaf inclined languages sir butternut.

JAKE: -so uncharacteristically grumpy and moody right now-

JAKE: -LET HIM EAT HIM SANDWICH FULL OF MEATSPHERES-

11:45 PM

DIRK: -signs suck my dick at mituna. that's probably the first thing he learned how to say, tbh.-

11:45 PM

MEULIN: .... -sNORTS LOUD-

MEULIN: -she's not even going to be embarrassed that she knows that..... it's too late to apologize-

11:45 PM

MITUNA: WH47 D035 831NG D34F H4V3 70 D0 W17H NU7BU77

11:45 PM

DIRK: -he's so glad they understand each other-

11:47 PM

JAKE: Well dont look to me as if i have all the answers in that regard. -mutter mutter mutter-

11:48 PM

MITUNA: -nutter nutter nutter-

11:48 PM

JAKE: - >8I -

11:48 PM

DIRK: -places his hands on jake's shoulders and gives them a rub.-

11:49 PM

MEULIN: -mostly oblivious to things happening but she focuses in on that- ((ΦωΦ))

11:49 PM

DIRK: -he put his soda somewhere, apparently-

11:49 PM

JAKE: -bites whole meatball in half. CHOMP.-

11:49 PM

MITUNA: -Looks between everyone and just internally goes "...ok" before eating more tacos. He's going to attempt escape soon-

11:49 PM

MEULIN: -MITUNA NO WAIT-

11:50 PM

DIRK: -oh my- So... What's goin' on?

11:51 PM

MITUNA: -Looks at everyone and shrugs-

11:52 PM

JAKE: Terrible ground breaking news! Art discussions over dinner and... miscellaneous distractions. -Hoo boy, how many times can Mituna shrug while Jake sits here finding it INCREASINGLY ANNOYING. HOW DARE YOU CONTINUE MAINTAINING AN IRRITABLY ALOOF MANNERISM. He scream internally.-

11:54 PM

MITUNA: -He's getting bad vibes from Jake...chews more slowly....starts looking around-

11:55 PM

JAKE: - YOU DON'T SAY???? Who wants to bet Mituna has no idea why Jake is so salty.-

11:56 PM

MEULIN: -she's forgotten she's still loudly purring because it's hard to remember sometimes when u deaf. just creepin n purring, looking between everyone and vaguely attempting to figure out what's going on.-

11:56 PM

DIRK: Yeah? I see Caliborn's finally got his own sketchbook. CALIBORN: -gulp!- YES. I DO. AND YOu MAY FIND THAT MY SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED EXPONENTIALLY. SINCE YOu LAST SAW MY WORK. DIRK: Cool. -thumbs up- Caliborn used to steal my sketchbook. CALIBORN: -d... don't you want to see, senpai? he feels rejected.-

DIRK: -looks at meulin, gestures at caliborn and then signs that he has sticky fingers. he's TRYING to keep her in the loop, except he has no idea what's going on either.-

DIRK: -he makes his own rules-

11:58 PM

MEULIN: -sticky... fingers...??? orly.-

11:58 PM

MITUNA: -So oblivious. He's just gonna quietly eat. Please disregard him.-

11:58 PM

MEULIN: -looks at caliborn like U FILTHY?-

11:58 PM

JAKE: -will do no such thing as disregard Mituna and is finishing up his meal and crumbling up some napkins- ... -kinda just sets the mess CARELESSLY in the center of the table. How's that for aloof and utter disregard for the propriety of ur surroundings, huh??-

11:59 PM

DIRK: -wow, what a rebel. now that turns mw on.-

February 17, 2016

12:00 AM

CALIBORN: -looks back at meulin- WHAT ARE YOu LOOKING AT?

12:00 AM

MEULIN: (=ↀωↀ=)

12:00 AM

CALIBORN: -makes a face-

12:01 AM

MEULIN: (◐ ω ◑ )

12:01 AM

MITUNA: -Picks up three tacos from his plate, leaving at least six left and just wanders off to parts of the ship unknown-

12:01 AM

JAKE: -RGHGHHRHGHHAJFSDKAFJASKDLFJA-

12:01 AM

MEULIN: --!! WAIT IS HE LEAVING??

12:02 AM

MITUNA: -Anyway bye-

12:02 AM

JAKE: -gathering up his trash in a very sour kind of temperment because he is a GOOD EGG UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE-

12:02 AM

MEULIN: NOOOO...

MEULIN: -wilts-

12:03 AM

DIRK: -there he goes, but he is concerned with how disgruntled jake is acting- Why so blue panda bear?

12:04 AM

JAKE: I am not BLUE. -He is ANGER. Oh and cleaning up Mituna's mess too out of spite.-

JAKE: -This table will be spit spotless and respectable dammit!!!!-

12:05 AM

DIRK: Ok. But you are a buffet of manliness. -let him quote old ass commercials-

12:05 AM

MEULIN: -he PROBABLY doesn't actually like her. she guesses she can't win ALL the friends. but she thought they were getting along so well! oh well, time to nurse her feelings by going back to spying on this excellent ship.- (◉ω◉✿)

12:07 AM

JAKE: Why do i get the distinct feeling you are memeing at me?

12:08 AM

DIRK: Are you not soothed by it? -pats his hair. he's kinda being extra gross to entertain meulin and caliborn. he knows they eat this shit up.- CALIBORN: -screaming internally-

12:10 AM

MEULIN: -also screaming internally-

12:10 AM

JAKE: You could at least have taste in it. -Taste. In MEMES.- JAKE: I would even go as far as say its better when sollux does it!

12:11 AM

DIRK: Ouch... That hurts, you know. -signs "heartbreaker" at meulin and then points at jake-

12:16 AM

MEULIN: -NO. HER SHIP.- ARE YOU OKAY JAKE??

12:19 AM

JAKE: -blinking like ??- Why yes of course! Thank you for asking. JAKE: I suppose im only in a strange limbo of mood swings and such? -scratches at his neck but ends up patting one of Dirk's hands- A lot is happening at once! :O JAKE: -it's then that's when Jake's eye catches Caliborn's sketchbook- GREAT SCOTT CALIBUDDY. Is that your artwork????(edited)

12:21 AM

DIRK: ... -he's so easy to distract. he shakes his head and leans down to smooch him on top of the head.- CALIBORN: uH? YEAH? DuH? THAT'S ONLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. THIS ENTIRE TIME. -GLARES but holds up his sketchbook for jake took at-

12:21 AM

MEULIN: -blinkblink. well that seemed GOOD? but now they are focusing on Caliborn again, which she will admit is definitely hard to ignore-- EXCEPT WHEN SMOOCHES HAPPEN. a tiny 3333 is squeaked.-

12:24 AM

JAKE: -eyes go wide in astonishment and he is utterly delighted with anything REMOTELY resembling comic characters- Would you take a look at this fella?? Hahah why his coat looks exactly the cairo overcomputer i have! :D

JAKE: Its only missing the colors i think.

12:28 AM

MEULIN: -leeaaans, she wants to see his new doodles!!-

12:28 AM

CALIBORN: -sweaty and angry- WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE. DIRK: -leans over jake's shoulder- Sick wings, bro. You really have improved. DIRK: I like the one with the neko chick. -pauses- DIRK: Hey, is that me? -points at a guy who is totally him who is also holding the main oc's hand- CALIBORN: -BLUSH- NO! IT IS MY OTHER ORIGINAL CHARACTER. THEY ARE ALL MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!! DO NOT STEAL!!!!

12:32 AM

MEULIN: -these are some SAUCY DOODLES. TAIL FLICK. haha jk, she's pointing over Jake's shoulder and doing the same thing that Dirk is doing unwittingly- IS THAT ME???

12:34 AM

CALIBORN: NO! ARE YOu DE-- OH RIGHT. ANYWAY. NO! I JuST SAID. THEY ARE NO ONE. THEY ARE MY CHARACTERS!! -huff puff- DIRK: -nods at meulin- That's totally you. And that's totally me. CALIBORN: NOOOOOOOO!

12:37 AM

MEULIN: I LOVE IT!! ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ﾉ

12:38 AM

JAKE: Hey now!!! That is entirely unjust! -pipes up- Theres no reason these characters of his cant take inspiration from life? JAKE: Every good artist worth his salt takes inspiration from every nook and cranny available to his reality! Thats how i see it in any case.

JAKE: But honestly good show caliborn! -CLAPS hand on his shoulder in a jocular, brofriendly kind of way-

12:39 AM

DIRK: Ok. Then he was inspired by me. To draw me. Holding hands with his character. CALIBORN: ->8O-

12:44 AM

JAKE: And thats a crime because???

12:46 AM

DIRK: It isn't. I'm more than ok with it. CALIBORN: -he is having conflicted feelings on his insides place. HIS KOKORO??- WELL. GOOD. NOT THAT I NEED YOuR APPROVAL ANYWAY. TO DRAW WHATEVER IT IS THAT I WANT TO DRAW.

12:47 AM

JAKE: Well there you have it.

JAKE: -HE'S PROUD OF YOU CALIBORN, LOOK AT HIM-

12:52 AM

MEULIN: DO YOU LIKE SHIPPING TOO? -she wants to call him something fun like GREENIE GUS-

12:55 AM

CALIBORN: SHIPPING? YES. -solemn nod- BuT ALSO NO. MY ENJOYMENT OF THE ROMANCES IS PuRELY IRONIC. DIRK: (No, it isn't.) CALIBORN: EXCEPT, WHEN IT COMES TO THE YAOIS, OF COuRSE. BuT THAT SHOuLD GO WITHOuT SAYING. uNLESS YOu ARE A TOTAL IGNORAMuS. DIRK: Ya-- Oh my God. -signs to meulin that he likes dude on dude action. which is, of course, something else he knows how to sign.-

12:58 AM

MEULIN: -her pupils dilate. awww yiisss.- ME TOO!! MEULIN: BUT I HAVE SO MANY GREAT SHIPS! THE WALL JUST K33PS GETTING BIGGER!

1:02 AM

CALIBORN: HMM. YOu ALSO APPRECIATE THE PuRITY OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO MEN? PERHAPS YOu ARE NOT AS DuMB OF A FEMALE, AS I PREVIOuSLY BELIEVED. CALIBORN: PERHAPS WE COuLD DISCuSS THIS FuRTHER SOMETIME. -more approving nods and thumbs up. yes, good.- DIRK: -rolls his eyes and drapes over jake a little. pay attention to him.-

1:03 AM

MEULIN: -SHIMMERS- OH! I'M MEULIN!

MEULIN: I'VE NEVER MET A, UM...

MEULIN: GR33N PERSON BEFORE!

1:04 AM

JAKE: -he's too busy admiring Caliborn's work of ART, Dirk. Please.-

1:04 AM

MEULIN: IT IS SUCH A GOOD COLOR.

1:04 AM

JAKE: -poking thru sketchbook- I would have to agree with you meulin! -PHEW. Now he doesnt have to guess her name...-

1:05 AM

DIRK: -WHINES- CALIBORN: AND I AM CALIBORN. WHO IS A CHERuB. -takes his sketchbook back to write in big wobbly letters "CALIBORN THE CHERuB." and then draws an arrow that will point to himself when he holds it up for meulin to see. it him.-

1:06 AM

JAKE: -pretty much star eyes at Caliborn.- :D

1:06 AM

DIRK: -why can't jake star eyes at HIM-

1:07 AM

MEULIN: (=ﾟ･ﾟ=) OHHHHH... -yeah. she has no idea what that is.- IT'S NICE TO M33T YOU, CALICORN THE CH33KRUB! (=｀ω´=) -purrpurr-

1:08 AM

JAKE: -GOD DAMN IT MEULIN THAT WAS ILLEGALLY ADORABLE-

1:09 AM

CALIBORN: THAT IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I WROTE. -underlines caliborn and cherub and holds it up again. GET IT RIGHT!- DIRK: -he loves this cat... he wants to take her home-

1:10 AM

MEULIN: OKAY! I'LL WRITE IT DOWN! -makes a note in her notebook next to her doodle of him-

1:13 AM

CALIBORN: EXCELLENT! YOu CAN LEARN. -approving nod- CALIBORN: ANYWAY. THAT IS MORE THAN ENOuGH SOCIALIZING. FOR ONE SITTING. -STANDS and takes his sketchbook with him- GOODBYE, SOMEWHAT TOLERABLE INDIVIDuALS. CALIBORN: -flips them off as he starts to leave-

1:14 AM

MEULIN: -waves!!!- BYE-BY3333!

1:14 AM

JAKE: -SNORTS at the bird- Buh bye calibuster! :D -waves cheerfully-

1:15 AM

DIRK: -he loves that they just... don't care-

DIRK: Later.

DIRK: -steals his seat-

1:18 AM

MEULIN: -she feels compelled to drape herself across their laps now, but instead she will stare at them as if she can telepathically communicate this message, instead. besides, the draping would interfere with the ship in its natural state.- ~(=^. .^)

1:20 AM

JAKE: -this ship involves Jake being distracted by a smudge of sauce on his shirt. He tries to rub it away with a bit of spit.- JAKE: -classy-

1:21 AM

MEULIN: -taking notes-

1:23 AM

DIRK: -makes a face and swats at his hands before silently pulling out one of those bleach pen thingies and rubbin' at the sauce stain aggressively-

DIRK: -why are his husbands so gross-

1:23 AM

MEULIN: -TAKES EVEN MORE NOTES-

1:27 AM

JAKE: -bleps and holds still long enough for this to happen. Dirk invading his personal space is just what happens sometimes.-

1:27 AM

DIRK: -WHY MUST HIS HUSBANDS BLEP-

DIRK: -shit boy-

1:27 AM

JAKE: By the by my project is just about finished!

JAKE: If youve been wondering whats all been keeping me occupied these past few days.

1:28 AM

DIRK: Of course I've been wondering. I figured that was it, though. -pulls away-

1:29 AM

JAKE: .... -SNRKS suddenly-

1:30 AM

DIRK: -squinto. why he snrk.- What?

1:31 AM

JAKE: Nothing nothing! -he looks a little pink around the face as he waves dirk off- Did meulin mention something along the lines of shipping? JAKE: Or uh. Studying the romantic entanglement of others?

JAKE: ???

1:34 AM

DIRK: -????- Yeah. She's all about that shit. -looks at her and just signs... RELATIONSHIPS?? ok, he doesn't know as much sign language as he would like to. he's still learning...-

1:37 AM

MEULIN: RRRRP? -wait- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHIPPING?

1:37 AM

DIRK: -nod nod- Yeah.

DIRK: -she trilled... he's dead...-

DIRK: -HE ACTIVATED THE CAT-

1:38 AM

MEULIN: JAKE DO YOU LIKE SHIPPING TOO??

1:41 AM

JAKE: Ahh??? -well okay he actually didnt think this thru- I guess the stuff never has crossed my mind much?? JAKE: You mean hypothetical chemistries between people and such right? -looking at dirk like IS HE SPREKING THE LINGO??-

1:43 AM

DIRK: Yes, that's what shipping is. DIRK: Or the appreciation of preexisting relationships. DIRK: Like how Meulin here loves shipping you and me and Sollux. -nods knowingly-

1:49 AM

JAKE: Oh. -that makes him warm in the face all over again. Brings a hand up to his cheek- Gosh.

1:51 AM

DIRK: Yeah. I know. -casually heart eyes at how cute he is-

1:54 AM

MITUNA: -Rolls back in rubbing his head and fumbles a bottle of water. Well that's everywhere now. He groans and mumbles a string of creative expletives before searching for a mop.-

1:55 AM

DIRK: -watches this... geez, poor mituna-

1:58 AM

JAKE: -side eyes Mituna and heaves a BIG OLD SIGH. Of course he's getting up to help him clean up the mess. It's his JOB.-

JAKE: -brb Dirk-

1:58 AM

DIRK: -WHINES INTERNALLY-

MITUNA: -He has FOUND the mop, and begins the cleaning, muttering things to himself-

JAKE: -plucks up water bottle- Easy there sport.

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ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0281

[1:51:11 PM] GRANDPA: *Jamison set up a good old fashioned ladder precariously leaned up against the wall of the Atrium so he could reach the top of the tree. Once up there he squat on the very top and rummaged about with the tree star in his hand*

[1:53:40 PM] MAYOR: -WATCHING THIS-

[1:55:01 PM] ERIDAN: *wanders into the atrium for the first time in awhile, and is startled by everything people have set up while he was absent* uh

ERIDAN: wwhat the hells all this

[1:55:59 PM] MAYOR: -he says nothing. he blinks a few times, though.-

[2:03:30 PM | Edited 2:03:41 PM] GRANDPA: *looks down* Ahoy captain! *waves cheerily*

[2:03:55 PM] DAVE: -MAYOR I LOVE U-

[2:05:24 PM] MAYOR: -Shut up baby I know it-

MAYOR: -Approaches the tree and carefully eats a fucking twig-

[2:06:31 PM] ERIDAN: did you do all this*GESTURES AT EVERYTHING*

[2:09:40 PM] GRANDPA: I cant take credit for it but aint she a beaut of arbor!

GRANDPA: It seems that this particular species is eerily relative to trees native to my own planet.

GRANDPA: The decor is also reminiscient of a holiday celebrate by some that planet not that it's any surprise. HA, what with the ships inhabitants and whatnot. *Sticks screw driver in his mouth and tells Eridan about the winters of '83*

[2:11:09 PM] ERIDAN: .......... *LISTENS TO THIS TALK*

[2:11:11 PM] MAYOR: -its green and fresh and good for eating-

[2:15:40 PM] GRANDPA: *straddles the top of the ladder and mimics terrible snowstorm noises, listen in cause this is where the story gets interesting*

GRANDPA: *Makes grand gestures on the rickity ladder and digs in his pocket to fish out a brightly shining ball that he's just. Gently shoving into the star then removes the screw driver and points it at him* And you know the whole "abominable" thing was a simple misunderstanding. The thing made a meesly rug but that was when i stumbled upon it's jurassic-like anscestor-! *Old man rambles*

[2:17:24 PM] MAYOR: .......

MAYOR: -sitting on the floor, staring intently-

[2:21:28 PM] ERIDAN: *UHH... HE'S GETTING SLEEPY. WHILE STANDING....*

[2:29:34 PM] GRANDPA: *so carefully puts the star on the tree again. Gently carefully. It shines bright, too bright? Impossible. His story goes onward hes not noticing hes sleepy listener but and starts to descend the ladder then pauses*.... Where did i even put that pelt?...

[2:36:29 PM] MAYOR: -he is beginning to think you don't eat alien pine needles.-

[3:41:53 PM] ERIDAN: *he looks like he's about to fall over*

[6:29:55 PM] : CALIBORN: -wow, it sure has been a long time since this guy has shown his face around the ship! one can hardly even recognize him anymore... no, really. he looks entirely different, and not just because he hasn't bothered to wear a disguise. why should he? he revealed his true identity months ago! whatever happened to him must have been something of a MIGHTY growth spurt because he must be at least twice as tall and wide from the last time anyone had seen him -- or calliope, for that matter. to put it simply, a not-so-jolly green giant is lumbering through the cafeteria, rubbing at his eyes with big clawed hands sleepily.-

[6:33:41 PM] JAKE: -staring at the sleepy monster from behind the kitchen counter.- ....

JAKE: Holy mother of mary! Its some sort of skull monstrosity!!!!!!! -taking out his pistols and COCKING them-

[6:37:36 PM] : CALIBORN: -blinks rapidly at him with big eyelashes.- EXCuSE THE FuCK YOu? -squints- JAKE. THAT'S YOu, RIGHT?

CALIBORN: I DEMAND THAT YOu LOWER YOuR WEAPONS. RIGHT THIS-- -yaaaaaaaaawns, black forked tongue flopping out.- THIS INSTANT.

[6:38:37 PM] JAKE: You know my name??? Jumping jehosephats its a mind reader!

[6:39:42 PM] : CALIBORN: -rolls his eyes- OF COuRSE I KNOW YOuR NAME. I KNEW YOu WERE STuPID. BuT I DIDN'T THINK. YOu WERE THAT STuPID.

[6:41:33 PM] JAKE: You dare insult me when im but a hairbreadths length from planting a bullet in that rather attractive skull of yours??? Hell! Ill settle with a torso wound too!

JAKE: Never you dare question my straightshooting abilities! Sir??? -squints suddenly and peers over the counter with a frown- Youre a sir arent you?

[6:43:35 PM] : CALIBORN: -fucking GASPS- OF COuRSE I'M A SIR! AND NOT JuST ANY SIR. BuT YOuR LORD. DON'T YOu REMEMBER? -frowns deeply.-

CALIBORN: YOu WOuLDN'T FORGET THAT. WOuLD YOu?

[6:50:16 PM] JAKE: Forget? Forget???? How in all of gods green creation would i forget a face like THAT? -yep his pistols are still raised-

JAKE: What is your intention???? And why are we having this discussion????? Youre no lord of MINE you serpentine traducer you!

[6:50:42 PM] ARADIA: ...wow... -suddenly here. How COOL-

[6:52:27 PM] JAKE: Aradia! Run while you still can!

[6:54:08 PM] : CALIBORN: MY INTENTION, YOu FAT BACKSTABBING FuCK, -POINTS at him with clawed hand.- IS TO GET MYSELF SOME FOOD. BECAuSE I'M STARVING.

CALIBORN: AND DON'T THINK. THAT I WON'T OBLITERATE YOu WHERE YOu STAND TO GET WHAT I DESIRE. JuST BECAuSE YOu'RE MY ONLY FFFFF-- FuCK!! -notices how big his hand is and is suddenly distracted by staring at himself-

[6:54:53 PM] JAKE: -STARES- ...Your only fuck?

JAKE: (Did i hear that right?)

[6:55:39 PM] : CALIBORN: -too distracted by his yaoi hands to correct him- WHAT. IS. THIS??

[6:55:52 PM] TEREZI: -She's got a nose full of sour apple and sneezes right behind Caliborn-

[6:56:07 PM] JAKE: A... brilliant makeup job? -Oh no, Terezi. Not you!-

[6:56:32 PM] JAKE: -still holding up handguns with a baffled expression-

[6:56:36 PM] ARADIA: - takes a picture-

[6:57:55 PM] : CALIBORN: -STARTLED by the sneezing and whips around to look at terezi- HEY!! WATCH WHERE YOu'RE POINTING THAT PROBOSCIS, SISTER!!

[6:59:00 PM] TEREZI: ....

TEREZI: FOR 4 MOM3NT 1 THOUGHT D1RK R3LOC4T3D TH3 TW3LFTH P3R1G33S TR33

[7:00:16 PM] JAKE: This creature is no tree. Hes a fucking MOUNTAIN. -emerges from behind the counter, still on alert-

[7:00:27 PM | Edited 7:00:30 PM] JAKE: If you would pardon my french!

[7:02:51 PM] : CALIBORN: -this is slowly dawning on him- YES... YOu'RE RIGHT... A MOuNTAIN!

CALIBORN: I'M HuGE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! -arms over his head triumphently-

[7:03:05 PM] TEREZI: -totally thought jake was talking to a tree-

[7:03:11 PM | Edited 7:03:45 PM] MEULIN: -A cat troll crawls out from a tipped over box that probably held 100s of napkin refillS, rubbing her eyes sleepily and blinks AT the group in front of her- THE FURICK??????

[7:03:48 PM] JAKE: Remain calm ladies. I have this under control! -nodding at all the troll ladies present-

[7:04:29 PM] MEULIN: (・・。)ゞ???

[7:06:19 PM] JAKE: Resume youre nap meulin! -glances that way but ends up snorting- Hehe you look adorable as always.

JAKE: -No wait, DRAT. He can't get distracted! He stares down the skull monster, drawing himself at full height.- >:(

[7:06:39 PM] JAKE: -look at all these serious angry eyebrows-

[7:09:49 PM] : CALIBORN: -he's so pleased by this turn of events, he's completely ignoring everyone else, stomping over to the food line again to pile meat on a tray. he's also still laughing maniacally.-

[7:10:20 PM] JAKE: -Well??? Okay?????????????? Is just staring after the cackling skull.-

[7:10:50 PM] MEULIN: -shes done with her nap, but she drags the box over to a seat at the nearest table and sits in it, staring at the strange green.....thing-

[7:12:27 PM] TEREZI: -that voice is familiar but she can't quite but a finger on it.-

[7:18:29 PM] : CALIBORN: -while a giant pile of meat, he shuffles over to a table and squeezes into a chair.- HA HA HA HA! -om. om nom.- HA HA HA!! HA--HRK. -COUGH COUGH.- AHEM. -resumes eating and giggling.-

[7:21:45 PM] JAKE: -can't help but end up fascinated by the giggling monster. Comes over, still staring and just kinda... places a soda onto the table. Just to see what happens.-

[7:24:02 PM] MEULIN: DOES THIS GUY ONLY LAUGH?????????????

[7:25:06 PM] : CALIBORN: HE HE HE. HA HA! -oh look, a soda. he crushes it to open it and pours it down his throat. SUGAR. HIS OTHER FAVORITE.-

[7:25:37 PM] TEREZI: -goes to join Meulin- 1M C3RT41N H3 S41D 4 FULL S3NT3NC3 B3FOR3 TH1S

[7:26:41 PM] MEULIN: -just continues to stare at him-

[7:27:39 PM] JAKE: -retracts his hand as if afraid the sugar skull is gonna bite off his hand-

JAKE: ...

JAKE: -slowly takes out his skull top, staring down at it and then back up at the feasting monster-

JAKE: ......Mother of saints.

[7:28:32 PM] MEULIN: WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICE?????? -head tilt looking between the two-

[7:29:14 PM] JAKE: Why INDEED. -GAPING-

[7:29:17 PM] JAKE: 8O

[7:29:44 PM] TEREZI: -gasps!- 4 MYST3RY!

[7:30:32 PM] MEULIN: -squints a little at caliborn, theres something familiar about this guy to her though-

[7:30:59 PM] JAKE: Sir. If you would pardon my asking...

JAKE: Did you say you knew me?

[7:31:08 PM] JAKE: -still holding skulltop-

[7:31:44 PM] : CALIBORN: -MUNCH CRUNCH SPLORCH.- ... -looks down at jake- WHAT? YES? THAT IS WHAT I SAID. BECAuSE I DO.

[7:32:23 PM] JAKE: But how i ask! When i dont know you?

[7:32:37 PM] MEULIN: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE???????

[7:34:28 PM] : CALIBORN: -scoffs at them- SuRE! I KNOW MOST EVERYONE AROuND HERE. I DON'T EXPECT. ALL OF YOu TO PuT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. HOWEVER. I KNOW THAT NO ONE AROuND HERE. IS THAT SMART.

CALIBORN: BuT PERHAPS I OVERESTIMATED THIS ONE. AS WELL.

CALIBORN: -dramatic sighs- IT'S ME, CALIBORN! I WAS IN DISGuISE BEFORE. BuT I TOLD YOu. I'M NOT A TROLL. DO YOu REMEMBER NOW?

[7:34:55 PM] TEREZI: OHHHHHH!

[7:35:09 PM] TEREZI: YOU SM3LL D1FF3R3NT

[7:36:41 PM] JAKE: I ah... sorry. I dont recall. -he IS starting to put two and two together now-

JAKE: Mister calibro and i really do hate to ask this but... you wouldnt happen to think im claire do you?

[7:37:01 PM] JAKE: Jake claire?

[7:38:23 PM] : CALIBORN: -looks at terezi- AND YOu HAVE THE MuSTY SCENT OF SOMEONE. WHO HAS BEEN ROLLING AROuND IN DuST.

CALIBORN: -squints at jake- ... WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

[7:39:18 PM | Edited 7:39:22 PM] JAKE: Universes i wager.

JAKE: Jake claire has um... been deceased for some time. :(

JAKE: My name is jake english!

[7:39:29 PM] ARADIA: there is quite a noticeable difference!

[7:39:47 PM] TEREZI: -full on cackling-

TEREZI: -but at Jake's comment a lightbulb comes on and she starts chugging her drink-

[7:41:25 PM] : CALIBORN: ... -zones out for a second, mentally discarding any sort of emotion that news might have stirred up.-

CALIBORN: PO-TAY-TO, PO-TAH-TO.

CALIBORN: ALL HuMANS ARE THE SAME, ANYWAY. SO YOu'RE THE ENGLISH JAKE. THERE'S THAT DOCTOR JAKE. AND THE FEMALE JAKE. AND THE OLD JAKE.

CALIBORN: IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME.

[7:42:33 PM | Edited 7:44:20 PM] JAKE: Eeeeuhhhhh... well gee thats not how humans are exactly? Although i am mighty flattered to service as a basis for comparison!

[7:43:01 PM] JAKE: Mister claire must have been a great pal of yours bro!

[7:46:12 PM] : CALIBORN: WHATEVER. -grumbles and stuffs more meat into his face.-

[7:46:37 PM] JAKE: Is it really whatever? I personally find this all very awkward.

[7:47:43 PM] : CALIBORN: -spits meat chunks all over the place as he snaps back at him.- WELL, WHO ASKED YOu??

[7:52:30 PM] ARADIA: sometimes the best moments are awkward :D

[7:52:55 PM] : CALIBORN: AND WHO ASKED YOu??

[7:53:21 PM | Edited 7:53:27 PM] JAKE: Im only stating my opinion! And hey now!!!!

JAKE: Thats no tone to take with a LADY. -puffing up again-

[7:54:37 PM] ARADIA: no one i suppose

ARADIA: i didnt think it required a question

ARADIA: dont worry jake i can handle my own

[7:55:14 PM] JAKE: Thats nary the point! Hes a gentleman isnt he? Allow him to ACT like one!

[7:55:50 PM] ARADIA: -she smiles at jake. What a nice guy-

[7:56:55 PM] JAKE: -HE'LL PUNCH A SKULL, HE DONT GIVE A SHIT-

[7:57:20 PM] : CALIBORN: -look at this gentleman, slobbering everywhere with meat in his face.-

[7:58:23 PM] JAKE: -Disgusting!-

[7:58:38 PM] MEULIN: -still just staring at this strange green skull dude. she was never taught that staring is impolite-

[8:02:07 PM] TEREZI: -she is also staring, but mostly because she's trying to hear them and smell Caliborn. Not that she needed to put effort in the latter. He was hard to miss.-

[8:16:06 PM] : DIRK: -walks in sipping soda- Who the hell is that?

CALIBORN: -OH SHIT IT'S DIRK. act cool, caliborn... he leans on his arm while chewing on a piece of steak??? VERY COOL.-

[8:18:07 PM] JAKE: This present chump before us is none other than caliborn! So he says his name is. -CROSSING ARMS over his apron-

JAKE: And hello dirk!

[8:20:54 PM] : DIRK: Hello Jake. You're really rocking that apron to-- -dirk focus.-

DIRK: Wait, you said Caliborn? -looks at him again, suspiciously.- For real?

CALIBORN: YES. IT IS I. IN MY TRuE FORM.

CALIBORN: WHICH IS TO SAY. THE FORM OF A MATuRE YOuNG ADuLT CHERuB. -casual flexing-

DIRK: ... Huh. -sips more-

[8:22:48 PM] JAKE: - O___O If he had been drinking something, he surely would have spat it out.- Cherub????????????

[8:25:24 PM] ARADIA: i know right? amazing!

[8:25:49 PM] : CALIBORN: YES. CHERuB!! -says it PROUDLY-

DIRK: I'll be damned. -stops to think about it. hmmm. more sipping.-

[8:26:43 PM] JAKE: Like my dear old granny spent her lifetime searching??? And youre just fucking... walking about plain as the god forsaken daylight?????

[8:26:51 PM] JAKE: You????????

[8:28:30 PM] : CALIBORN: WELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOu EXPECT ME TO DO?? STAY COOPED uP IN MY ROOM, LIKE MY PATHETIC SISTER? I THINK NOT.

DIRK: -strokes beard- Does... Eridan know about this?

CALIBORN: WHO?

[8:29:14 PM] ARADIA: oh boy

[8:29:35 PM] JAKE: -openly staring now, jaw ajar-

[8:30:12 PM] TEREZI: -siiiip-

[8:31:36 PM] : DIRK: -turns to jake- So anyway, I was wondering if you were almost done with your shift.

CALIBORN: -VERY RUDE.-

[8:32:30 PM] JAKE: ...Ahhhhhwhat now? -slowly comes to-

JAKE: I. Suppose i should be? -checks his watch dubiously-

[8:34:07 PM] : DIRK: Ok. Do you wanna hang out?

CALIBORN: uM. EXCuSE ME??

DIRK: -just stares at him-

[8:37:10 PM] JAKE: I dont see why not! But really dirk. This cherub is kind of a big fucking deal!!! -GESTURES WILDLY AT the cherub in question.-

[8:37:45 PM] JAKE: May i snap a picture of you mister caliborn?

[8:39:50 PM] : CALIBORN: -sparkles, lifting his head proudly- OH YES. GO RIGHT AHEAD. CAPTuRE MY ESSENCE IN PHOTOGRAPHY.

DIRK: Amazing.

[8:41:06 PM] JAKE: :O

JAKE: -takes out his communication device and snaps a picture. This one is going right next to the second wonder of the modern world-- brain ghost dirk.-

[8:42:55 PM] JAKE: Wowza what a handsome angle!

[8:45:37 PM] : CALIBORN: -smoothes his hand over his bald head.- WHY THANK YOu.

DIRK: Nice. So are we done here? -waving at aradia and terezi in the meantime-

[8:49:51 PM] TEREZI: -return wave-

[8:50:49 PM] JAKE: I... well shit! If this is an every day occurrence? -glancing between dirk and caliborn like ??? -

[8:55:08 PM] : DIRK: Well, this in particular is not an every day occurrence, but I'm kinda used to ridiculousness.

DIRK: Though we really should bring this up to Eridan later... Just in case. -waves a hand- But later. He might not even give a shit, anyway.

[8:57:10 PM | Edited 8:57:22 PM] JAKE: It is a good idea. -nods in agreement and eyes the mess of meat in front of Caliborn- But ah... shouldnt i stay behind and clean up the mess?

JAKE: How dreadfully urgent is this proposition actually? -the hanging out one, he means-

[9:00:48 PM] : DIRK: ... I guess it's not that urgent.

CALIBORN: YES. CLEAN uP ALL OF THIS, MY HuMAN MINION SLAVE.

DIRK: -raises a brow-

[9:01:21 PM] JAKE: -blinking- Whos the minion slave?

[9:02:27 PM] : CALIBORN: YOu ARE, OBVIOuSLY. -gestures at the apron as proof. DUH.-

[9:04:01 PM] JAKE: -looks down at himself. Touche... He glances back up regardless- Well... either way! Interesting word choice!

JAKE: I shall return! -waddles off for the cleaning supplies in the kitchen-

[9:05:36 PM] : DIRK: ... -shifts from one foot to the other anxiously, shuffling over to the others while he waits.- Sup.

[9:19:10 PM] JAKE: -returns with cleaning supplies on hand- ...

JAKE: Youre not quite done eating either are you? -to caliborn-

[9:21:31 PM] : CALIBORN: -chewing slowly now just to be a pain in the ass- NO. NO I AM NOT.

[9:22:50 PM] JAKE: ... -DEEP SIGH-

JAKE: Say dirk? -turns to him- This may take a while.

[9:25:46 PM] : DIRK: -FROWNS-

CALIBORN: YES, DIRK. GuESS YOu WILL HAVE TO STICK AROuND. AND PERHAPS ENTERTAIN ME. TO GIVE YOuRSELF SOMETHING MEANINGFuL TO DO. -beams while chewing. its gross.-

DIRK: No thanks. I'll just meet you at your room in a bit, Jake. It's no problem. -waves over his shoulder as he turns away.-

CALIBORN: WHAT?? uGH! -well, then what's even the point? he scarfs down the rest of his meal.-

[9:27:16 PM] JAKE: -glances between caliborn and dirk once again- So... youre friends with dstri as well?

[9:29:25 PM] : CALIBORN: WHAT?? ME AND DIRK FRIENDS?? NO, OF COuRSE NOT! FuCK THAT GuY. -licks away meat juices from his chin-

CALIBORN: BuT I WILL SAY. THAT I RESPECT HIM.

[9:30:53 PM] JAKE: I will say i respect him too! -laughs, rather fascinated by his creepy tongue- Although i see no shame in admitting the brojovelty we share.

JAKE: Youre missing out!

[9:35:24 PM] : CALIBORN: ... -his cheeks are much rosier than they were a moment ago- I DISAGREE! HE'S THE ONE. WHO'S MISSING OuT. -stands up suddenly-

CALIBORN: I NEED TO RETuRN TO MY... MANCAVE. HAVE FuN. CLEANING uP AFTER ME.

[9:36:50 PM] JAKE: I shall! -says with the cheeriest smile- :D

JAKE: Until next time our paths intercept calibrono!

[9:38:58 PM] : CALIBORN: -flips him off as he stomps away-

[9:39:54 PM] JAKE: -just snorts a dorky LAUGH and gets to cleaning- Oh boy wait until my grandma hears about THIS.

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[6:38:31 PM] CALIBORN: -he's storming out into the atrium from where ever his and calliope's super secret room is -- except he's still wearing calliope's disguise. HE WOKE UP LIKE THIS. who knows where he's headed. he isn't even sure where he's headed. but he's pissed off about something and SOMEBODY is going to pay for it.-

[6:41:58 PM] MINDFANG: -Her spider senses are tingling. Meaning there is someone about that she fully intends to seek out. Her luck is just that good that she finds Calliope strutting about in the Atrium when she was passing through on her way back to her block. It isn't long before she is upon the so called troll, barely a half a step behind.- Long time no see.

[6:47:26 PM] CALIBORN: -glares back at her with eyes very distinctly different from calliope's, if mindfang had noticed their unique bright green color when they had met-

CALIBORN: WHO THE FuCK ARE YOu. AND WHY SHOuLD I GIVE YOu. ANOTHER SECOND OF MY ATTENTION?

[6:51:00 PM] MINDFANG: -As if she would have paid attention, however the distinct differnence in personality was obvious to her. And THAT was what spoke clearly to her.- Why /Calliope/ that certainly doesn't sound like you. -She smirks. She knew next to jack shit about that little troll, but she was smart enough to get the gears in her brain turning on just who this could be instead.-

[7:06:39 PM] CALIBORN: WHAT DID YOu JuST-- -he pauses, actually taking a moment to THINK for once in his life and... he opts to do the STUPID thing anyway-

CALIBORN: WHAT ARE YOu LOOKING SO SMuG ABOuT?? DO YOu BELIEVE. YOu KNOW SOMETHING INCRIMINATING. ABOuT MY IDENTITY?

CALIBORN: WELL. I WON'T GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION. OF HOLDING CERTAIN FACTS. ABOVE MY HEAD.

CALIBORN: I AM NOT CALLIOPE!!

[7:07:35 PM] MINDFANG: Thats right, you're Caliborn, aren't you.

[7:07:53 PM] CALIBORN: DAMN FuCKING STRAIGHT I AM.

[7:08:16 PM] MINDFANG: I knew an aquaintence of yours, you know. Jake Claire.

[7:08:29 PM] MINDFANG: He told me a thing or two a8out you.

[7:11:38 PM] CALIBORN: HE DID WHAT??? - >8O -

CALIBORN: I TOLD HIM MY SECRETS. IN CONFIDENCE. AS A COuPLE OF TWO CONVIVIAL MALE ASSOCIATES.

CALIBORN: WHILE ONE IS STILL. A CLEARLY SuPERIOR BRO.

CALIBORN: BuT I SHOuLD HAVE KNOW BETTER. THAN TO TRuST THAT LITTLE BITCH. I SWEAR. I'M GOING TO FuCK HIM uP FOR THIS. -wow he's so out of the loop-

[7:14:35 PM] MINDFANG: -She folds her arms and makes a "tsk" sound.- Well that certainlly isn't anyway to talk a8out the deceased. Also I think you will have a hard time "Fucking up" his corpse now that it is endlessly hurtling through space for any unknown extended period of time. -Slight shrug. She is secretly very excited about this whole interaction.-

[7:18:45 PM] CALIBORN: WAIT, DECEASED?? -gears are turning again. oh... jake was actually his only friend, so that is kind of sad, but this concept of sadness confuses and infuriates him so he pushes that away and goes back to raging-

CALIBORN: WHAT A FuCKING SHAME.

CALIBORN: THAT IT WASN'T ME WHO DID THE HONORS. -crosses his arms and huffs-

[7:22:09 PM] MINDFANG: -She grins at that, and actually chuckles a bit too.- Hahah. Well clearly you two must have 8een /very/ close.

[7:22:41 PM] MINDFANG: However I dou8t as close as you are to your "Sister." How close are you two?

[7:22:52 PM] MINDFANG: Would you say very close?

[7:23:11 PM] MINDFANG: Practically the same troll, close? -BBBBD-

[7:27:20 PM] DARKLEER: -Somewhere, they might feel like someone's watching them. And it's true. Lurking in the distance as a great shadowy figure, Darkleer is watching this exchange but watching Mindfang especially closely. Why is she talking to so young a child? How suspicious.-

[7:28:43 PM] CALIBORN: -squints at her-

CALIBORN: HA HA HA HA! HOW SMuG. YOu MuST THINK YOu ARE. FOR MAKING JOKES ABOuT CALLIOPE AND MYSELF.

CALIBORN: AND THE uNIQuE NATuRE. OF OuR RELATIONSHIP.

CALIBORN: WELL GuESS WHAT, LITTLE BLuE BITCH. YOu AREN'T CLEVER AT ALL!

CALIBORN: I DON'T CARE. WHAT YOu THINK ABOuT ME. BECAuSE IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!

[7:36:31 PM] DARKLEER: -What's even more interesting is that Mindfang is letting the kid get away with the raised voice insults. If that doesn't make the horse more suspicious about her behavior, nothing does. And still, he keeps to the shadows. Watching. Listening.-

[7:47:48 PM] MINDFANG: -She is still smiling oh but her eyes are VERY much narrowed in annoyance at being called "Blue bitch" she would endure it though. For now...- . . .Cute.

MINDFANG: -She pushes a bit of hair behind her ear.- I am pretty clever though. Clever enough to notice that two trolls are near always missing. Clever enough to follow a few rumors, connect a few dots.

MINDFANG: -She steps closer towards him. Unaware of the horse looming somewhere- So tell me, Caliborn, what 8rooding cavern did you hatch from? What region? Which planet? When was your wriggling day? How do you celi8r8te all those popular troll culture holidays, I'm really, really curious.

[7:50:45 PM] DARKLEER: -it's kind of incredible how such a huge horse could go unnoticed by people. He's just that good at blending into walls.-

[8:02:54 PM] CALIBORN: -pouts but stands his ground-

CALIBORN: EXCuSE ME. BuT WHAT THE FuCK. MAKES YOu THINK YOu DESERVE ANY OF THAT PERSONAL INFORMATION?

CALIBORN: I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOu FILL IN THE BLANKS OF SOME "GRAND MYSTERY." YOu THINK THAT YOu'VE SOLVED.

CALIBORN: BECAuSE NEWS FLASH, MORON. IT'S KIND OF OBVIOuS!! WHICH IS WHY I DON'T CARE ABOuT HIDING ANYMORE!

CALIBORN: -RIPS OFF his wig and horns and starts rubbing at his face to remove some of the paint and the false nose. DUN DUN DUUUUN!-

[8:06:52 PM] MINDFANG: -FUCK YES.-

MINDFANG: -SHE IS LOOKING SO SMUG-

MINDFANG: Oh well look at that.

MINDFANG: Turns out you aren't a troll after all.

MINDFANG: -She steps even closer to this kid. Is there such a thing as personal space? Not entirely right now. Arrisa has that gleam in her eye that she gets when she breaks open a crypt and finds the treasures of a long since dead seadweller. That greed filled spark that ignites when she has exactly what she wants locked dead in her sights.-

MINDFANG: -Something downright evily gleeful.-

MINDFANG: You know, I really am a huge fan of cherru8s.

[8:08:01 PM] DARKLEER: -and as Mindfang steps closer to him, Darkleer steps out into the open. Surprise bitch.- D ==>> Cherubs

[8:08:23 PM] MINDFANG: -Oh son of a FUCK-

[8:09:09 PM] CALIBORN: -FLIPS HER THE BIRD while also trying to lean away from her like gross and then darkleer appears-

[8:09:13 PM] CALIBORN: -him big-

[8:09:29 PM] DARKLEER: -Hello smol little.-

[8:10:54 PM] CALIBORN: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. AND THAT'S WHAT I AM! WHICH IS MuCH MORE FAVORABLE. TO STuPID TROLLS.

[8:14:03 PM] MINDFANG: -She wont even turn around to look at Darkleer, nope.- You know, its rude to just drop in on other peoples convers8tions.

MINDFANG: -Shes only being snapish at Darkleer because she just KNOWS the old horse is going to try and wreck this moment for her.-

[8:18:36 PM] DARKLEER: -You know very well why, Arrisa. He appears impassive about her snappishness though and simply dips his head towards Caliborn, nothing but respect for this creature of myth.- D ==>> Apologies on her behalf -rumbles-

[8:19:42 PM] MINDFANG: Why are you apologizing for me. -She huffs.- I have no reason to apologize in this first place. We were simply talking.

[8:20:47 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> And therein lies your foally -Answers her curtly.-

[8:21:23 PM] MINDFANG: -She is wishing she could turn to glare at him but if she does then the Cherub might escape.-

[8:21:38 PM] CALIBORN: WELL. AT LEAST SOMEBODY HAS SOME FuCKING DECENCY. -crosses arms again. of COURSE its the giant muscley guy.-

[8:23:00 PM] MINDFANG: Hah. Him? Decent? Trust me, that troll isn't exactly an upstanding gentleman.

MINDFANG: -No you must like her somehow Caliborn. Do not trust the horse or this will be difficult.-

[8:25:41 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> You will cease your flagrant mingling with this civilian

[8:26:46 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> Or be reported for harrassment under probable cause

[8:27:18 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> It is no request but an order, shipman Serket

[8:27:31 PM] CALIBORN: -now HE is the one who is SMUG-

[8:27:37 PM] CALIBORN: -so much grinning-

[8:28:03 PM] MINDFANG: Reported?? For talking to someone!? -Okay NOW she turns around to glare at him-

MINDFANG: If there is anyone harrasing anyone it is you, Expatri8.

[8:28:36 PM] CALIBORN: OH. I DON'T KNOW. I WAS FEELING PRETTY HARASSED. -GRIN-

[8:29:01 PM] DARKLEER: -as she turns on him, he coolly addresses Caliborn instead.- D ==>> Do you require an escort off the premises

[8:30:57 PM] MINDFANG: -This is some muscle beast shit-

MINDFANG: -She quickly decides that calliope is the much better cherub.-

[8:31:34 PM] DARKLEER: -flexes at Mindfang menacingly.-

[8:31:45 PM] MINDFANG: Well he is o8viously joking, if you have eyes you can see his smile. I'd like to see you even try and file that report of yours. -She still stands between Darkleer and the Cherub.-

[8:34:46 PM] DARKLEER: -shades glint and his voice is low with warning.- D ==>> Will you comply

[8:35:16 PM] MINDFANG: Oh will I??

[8:36:22 PM] CALIBORN: -FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-

[8:48:48 PM | Edited 8:49:01 PM] DARKLEER: -quietly takes out his hand held device for a moment, looking it over but more importantly, sending out a message.-

DARKLEER: D ==>> Mindfang

DARKLEER: D ==>> For failure to obey a direct order, I am placing you in confinement

DARKLEER: D ==>> From there you may explain your reasonings to our superiors why speaking to this seeming random civilian was more costly than standing down when ordered to

DARKLEER: D ==>> I have alerted security

[8:49:16 PM] CALIBORN: -OHHH SHIT-

[8:49:30 PM] CALIBORN: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[8:49:49 PM] MINDFANG: WHAT!? -She near shrieks.-

[8:49:55 PM] DAVE: -shows up given the message looking not too happy about this at all.- ok what the fuck is going on here

DAVE: who is that

[8:50:26 PM] DAVE: -more like WHAT is that gREEN DUDE-

[8:50:34 PM] MINDFANG: Are you f8cking kidding me h8re??? -She looks about ready to keel haul Darkleer-

[8:50:45 PM] MINDFANG: -And maybe the cherub for laughing-

[8:51:15 PM] DARKLEER: -DO IT. Just DO IT.-

[8:52:09 PM] CALIBORN: -stares at dave like what're YOU looking at DICKNOSE-

[8:52:49 PM] DAVE: so tall spider chick is who youre saying we gotta confine right

DAVE: -quickly sends a message to karkat to see if he is down with this-

[8:54:34 PM] MINDFANG: -Glares harshly at Dave- Neither of you even have the author8ty to do this!! -SHE KNOWS HER RIGHTS-

[8:54:59 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> You were defying orders, Serket

[8:55:07 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> Among other things

[8:55:28 PM] MINDFANG: Do you even have proof of these "other things???" Name them!!

[8:56:37 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> If that is what you wish, they will be brought special attention -eyes dave because how the hell is one smol human going to subdue a blueblood adult. Honestly.-

[8:57:38 PM] MINDFANG: -Yeah dave watch out she can wreck you.-

[8:57:54 PM] DARKLEER: -He has log records and also security cameras having caught her conversation with Caliborn. Darkleer knows what shes up to.-

[8:58:37 PM] CALIBORN: SHE WAS HARASSING ME. I FELT VERY HARASSED. I BELIEVE. THOSE ARE GROuNDS FOR ARREST. -all grins-

[8:59:36 PM] MINDFANG: He's lying!!!

[9:01:14 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> You are causing a ruckus

[9:02:13 PM] MINDFANG: It wasn't a ruckus until YOU stepped in! -She snarls and is now getting closer to the big old troll. She isn't scared of this big buff blueberry.-

DARKLEER: -and he's not afraid of this rickity old spider.- D ==>> Stand down, Arrisa

[9:03:57 PM] DAVE: yeah ok youre goin

DAVE: id rather not pull out the cuffs but if you want them we can go that route

DAVE: so you gonna come with me or not

[9:04:44 PM] DARKLEER: -eyes dave again. Yeah... Small shrimpy, impressiona8le human.- D ==>> I will accompany this escort

[9:05:36 PM] DAVE: my department so im gonna come too

DAVE: sorry not sorry

[9:06:14 PM] DARKLEER: -squints a lil- D ==>> Very well

[9:07:07 PM] DARKLEER: -He meant like. Him accompanying the Davefang escort. Not... Well whatever. Darkleer is ready.-

[9:19:23 PM] MINDFANG: -In her day, in her times, she would have gutted both of them. Cuffs did not go on her wrists EVER. She would trick, lie, and paint the walls with their blood. This was outrageous!! How dare they try to do this!! Hmn. Perhaps just maaaybe she could try picking at the human's mind? They were different creatures sure, but their blood color might just be warm enough? Her plan was she would be subtle, and root around gently so that maybe Dave would start to think that this whole "Arresting Mindfang" thing wasn't so great of an idea. Such simple implants were easy for her. The alien brain is forign though. She doesn't get it, and even her most gentle of attempts hit some sort of wall that just shuts the whole attempt down-

DAVE: -immediately, he gets incredibly tired and just falls forward with a SMACK on the ground. he's...sure sleeping.-

[9:20:19 PM] CALIBORN: -what a pansy-

[9:20:32 PM] MINDFANG: -just stares-

MINDFANG: . . . . . fuck.

[9:20:37 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> ...

DARKLEER: -fully glares at Mindfang.-

[9:20:51 PM] DAVE: -and snoring-

[9:21:02 PM | Edited 9:21:07 PM] DAVE: -he could have a concussion, who knows-

[9:21:47 PM] MINDFANG: -Looks away from dave and back at Darkleer- . . . . . I am unimpressed 8y the mental dura8ility of humans.

[9:23:05 PM] DARKLEER: -And now he's making a move towards her. No more games. He's gonna apprehend her.-

[9:25:43 PM] MINDFANG: -she knows shes beat now. Arrisa steps back quickly and holds up her hands like "Wait"-

MINDFANG: Alright, alright, fine. Take it easy.

MINDFANG: -She will not be taken in cuffs or manhandled, it will not happen.-

[9:26:32 PM | Edited 9:26:38 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> You have relinquished the right to requests -he's going after her-

[9:28:11 PM] MINDFANG: -When Darkleer comes after you. You surrender. Mindfang had no idea just how that little batch of rebles managed to keep avaiding this big brute but some how they did and she couldn't in this moment. Also where would she run, they were on a ship?-

MINDFANG: -She fully surrenders.-

[9:28:34 PM] MINDFANG: -Which is actually pretty embarrassing. . .damn.-

[9:30:17 PM] DARKLEER: -As she backs down, he does nothing more than escort her towards a wall where he shoots another message, this time to the Head of Security, Vantas. Dave is still sure knocked out on the ground too.-

[9:30:42 PM] DARKLEER: -He's pretty sure he'll live.-

[9:31:29 PM] CALIBORN: -pokes dave with his foot-

[9:32:52 PM] DAVE: -snoring still-

[9:33:31 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> You may wish to get yourself to a place of safety -says mildly at Caliborn. He's so small for a weapon of mass destruction.-

[9:34:00 PM] CALIBORN: YEAH, YEAH. SuRE. -poke poke-

[9:34:26 PM] MINDFANG: -Thats HER weapon of mass destruction you are talking to.-

[9:34:36 PM] MINDFANG: -Or it should be her's anyways-

[9:34:45 PM] DAVE: (fuckin puppets)

CALIBORN: - >8? -

[9:35:33 PM] DARKLEER: -Karkat, karkat. Where for art thou Karkat.-

[9:35:50 PM] CALIBORN: -he gets bored of this and starts wandering off-

[9:36:07 PM] DARKLEER: -Good night, sweet prince.-

[9:40:27 PM] DAVE: -literally stays in here asleep until someone wakes his ass up-

[9:43:34 PM] DUALSCAR: -Wanders on into the atriu--... What is that human doing on the floor.-

DUALSCAR: -Dualstare.-

DUALSCAR: -Nudges him with his foot.- OI.

[9:44:11 PM] DARKLEER: -God damn everything. What's a dude gotta do to get some security around here. He's still standing guard by Mindfang, making sure she doesn't try anything FISHY.-

[9:44:13 PM] DAVE: -snorts a little and grumbles-

[9:44:40 PM] MINDFANG: -Great and there is Dualscar. Can she just die instead?? Please??-

[9:44:54 PM] MINDFANG: -Save her the embaressment-

[9:45:00 PM] DARKLEER: -No you must live.-

[9:45:07 PM] DUALSCAR: -Okay so he isn't dead. Nudges a little more, then looks up at Darkleer and Mindfang. SQUINTS HARD at Mindfang.- WWHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE.

[9:45:20 PM] DARKLEER: D ==>> Official business

[9:45:37 PM] MINDFANG: -Just glares at Dualscar-

[9:45:40 PM] KARKAT: *HES HERE, and he has a fucking surpression collar in hand because he is tired of goddamn everything. Fast-walking and stomping into the atrium with a clenched jaw and looks at Dualscrotum just nudging Dave* FIRST OF FUCKING ALL. PICK HIM THE *FUCK* OFF THE GROUND.

[9:46:23 PM] KARKAT: *looks at the MindDark combob with a heated glare* SECONDLY. YOU. I'M SICK AND FUCKING *TIRED* OF YOU. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT YOUR SHIT.

[9:46:52 PM] MINDFANG: -Her eyes widen a bit at the collar. Oh no-

[9:47:05 PM] KARKAT: IF WE COULD ROCKET YOU IN THE PUSS-THROBBING CRANNY OF THE NEBULA WE FUCKING WOULD BUT YOUR SLIMY TRAIL WOULD LEAD THE MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT TO US.

[9:47:45 PM] KARKAT: I WANT YOU IN DETAINMENT AND OUT OF EVERYONE'S GODDAMN MISERY. YOU DON'T. RUN. SHIT. AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ACT LIKE IT.

[9:48:25 PM] CALIBORN: -DAMMIT HE MISSED THE ROAST OF THE CENTURY THANKS TO HIS SHORT ATTENTION SPAN-

[9:48:54 PM] DUALSCAR: AN' OFFICIAL BUSINESS REQUIRES SECURITY TA BE FUCKIN' ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR? -Oh wonderful. It's the overcooked crab. He just makes a disapproving noise in the back of his throat, picking the sleeping human up and over his shoulder like a sleeping sack of potatoes.-

DUALSCAR: -Okay but hold up what is he going to do with his mesis.- EXCUSE ME. BUT WWHAT HAS SHE DONE EXACTLY? KNOWW SHE IS CONSTANTLY FUCKIN' AROUND, BUT I'M AT A BIT OF A LOSS HERE. -Eyebrow raise at the collar Karkat has with him.-

[9:49:20 PM] MINDFANG: . . . This was all going so damn well until now. -Just sighs.-

MINDFANG: -Yes thats it, act like she doesn't care. Gotta be cool in front of Dualscar.-

[9:49:29 PM] DAVE: -wakes up once he's being picked up with the combination of karkat's yelling- what the fuck put me the fuck down what the hell is going on

[9:50:03 PM] MINDFANG: See I didn't kill him.

[9:50:10 PM] DUALSCAR: -Up down, fucking pick one. JUST UGHS and puts Dave down like 8I-

DUALSCAR: HAD YERSELF A NAP ON THE FLOOR THERE.

[9:50:11 PM] MINDFANG: He is in fact alive.

[9:50:29 PM] KARKAT: FROM MY UNDERSTANDING SHE WAS ACTING LIKE A PRICK TOWARDS A CIVILIAN, IGNORED ORDERS FROM A SUPERIOR OFFICER, AND USED HER BULLSHIT COWARDESS MINDPOWERS ON A GUARD. *turns to dualscar slowly*

KARKAT: DO YOU WANT MORE?

[9:50:50 PM] KARKAT: *dave is ok but he's still pissed off*

[9:51:03 PM] DUALSCAR: -Holds up a hand.- NO, NO. THAT WWILL DO. THANK YE FOR FILLIN' ME IN. -Glances at Mindfang, and he looks oh so smug.-

[9:51:34 PM] MINDFANG: -She would slug him for that grin if she could.-

[9:51:40 PM] DAVE: what

DAVE: oh fuck again?

DAVE: youre kidding me -his head hurts from clonking it on the ground. he makes a face and rubs it-

DAVE: -well, this is embarrassing to say the least.-

[9:52:17 PM] MINDFANG: It was an accident. I had no intention to render him unconsious.

[9:52:24 PM] KARKAT: *TOO BAD, she's getting the collar like the batshit crazy, uncontrolled animal she is* FUCK YOUR EXCUSES.

[9:52:43 PM] DAVE: you had an intention to fuck with my head

[9:52:49 PM] MINDFANG: -IS COLLARED-

[9:53:05 PM] MINDFANG: -Fuck no she doesn't like this. She doesn't like this at all!!!-

[9:53:37 PM] KARKAT: OFFICER DARKLEER IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING PART OF THIS SHIT SHOW RAN BY A FUCKING PISS WRIGGLER WOULD YOU BE SO GODDAMN KIND AS TO PUNT THE BITCH INTO HER NEW BLOCK?

[9:54:25 PM] DUALSCAR: - :3c in the bg.-

[9:54:46 PM] MINDFANG: -Dualscar has to realize he can't get with her while she is in the brig.-

[9:55:06 PM] KARKAT: *glaring directly into mindfang's soul as he speaks, she's not just on the shitlist. He wants her out 5ever*

[9:55:15 PM | Edited 9:55:25 PM] DUALSCAR: -He is gonna laugh at her later. Then get annoyed since he probably can't since she is iN THE SLAMMER. He will laugh at Rhodri, yes.-

[9:55:29 PM] DARKLEER: -not even gonna address that speech, he just sets a hand on Mindfang's back and leads her off towards the detainment blocks. No more fraternizing children. It's timeout time now.-

[9:55:42 PM] MINDFANG: -Arrisa glares right back at that little half sized troll.-

[9:55:53 PM] MINDFANG: -And then she gone-

[9:56:23 PM | Edited 9:56:35 PM] DUALSCAR: -What a great day. Isn't this such a great day? It's a fucking great day.-

[9:56:41 PM] KARKAT: *him the crudest small, hotter than a baked potato, watches her go the whole time*

[9:56:56 PM] DAVE: -yawns and is NOT HAPPY this happened again-

[9:57:41 PM] DUALSCAR: -To Dave.- I MUST APOLOGIZE ON HER BEHALF. SHE AIN'T RIGHT IN THE NOGGIN'. YER FEELIN' ALRIGHT I TAKE IT, OTHER THAN THE DROWWZINESS?

[9:58:29 PM] DAVE: other than that and my head throbbing shit im peachy

[9:59:09 PM] KARKAT: *looks at Dave, looks him over. Not hurt at least and pops jaw then turns to Dualscar, he doesn't like him either but just goes and touches Dave's back* TAKE A BREAK IF YOU HAVE TO BEFORE GOING BACK TO WORK.

[10:01:25 PM] DAVE: -nods at karkat- yeah you got it

DAVE: ill be fine -slight smile just so karkat knows he's ok. tries to be inconspicuous about it considering dualscar is also here.-

[10:02:35 PM] DUALSCAR: -What me do??? Innocent bystander right here. Wouldn't harm a fly.-

DUALSCAR: THAT'S A RELIEF THEN. SHE MUST BE GETTIN' WWORSE AT IT IF THAT'S ALL YER LEFT IT. -Reasurring? He nods his head though.- I'LL MAKE SURE TA INFORM HER OTHER QUAD -Says it like he just ate something repulsive tho- A HER CURRENT WWHEREABOUTS. THANK YE FOR HANDELIN' IT IN SUCH A WWELL MANNER. -Nods to Karkat, then at Dave. And he is outie, almost too eager to get his com out to taunt the moth. Maybe he should keep it to himself though, yes... Let him wonder. INTERNAL MAD LAUGHTER.-

[10:04:05 PM] KARKAT: *huffs through his nose but just watches Dualscar leave before letting his shoulders lower slowly and just, lingering hand on back. Okay. He's good*

[10:04:56 PM] DAVE: hey im ok

DAVE: dont worry im pretty much like a seasoned veteran at fallin asleep by weird spider chicks

[10:05:49 PM] KARKAT: I'D RATHER YOU WEREN'T. THAT'S HARDLY REASSURING.

KARKAT: AND I DON'T WANT TO GO AROUND SLAPPING COLLARS ON PEOPLE.

[10:09:55 PM] DAVE: i mean as much as jade would be all over that

DAVE: im not gonna imagine thats really that much of a good time

DAVE: -checks to make sure no one is really here before subtly squeezing karkat's other hand.- im solid bro

[10:12:07 PM] KARKAT: WELL, NO ON HER IT DID FEEL GOOD. SHE PRETTY MUCH DESERVED THAT.

KARKAT: *hand squeezed and starts walking with him, leans on a little bit* ALRIGHT, YOU'RE OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

KARKAT: STILL JUST TAKE A LITTLE BREAK BEFORE GETTING BACK AT IT.

[10:15:19 PM] DAVE: -walks with karkat toward the direction of OUT OF HERE.- yep im fine

DAVE: fine as fine can be

DAVE: ill like go get some ice or somethin

#ubiquitousultion #abscissionGalliard #cannonadeAstriction #centurionTrucidator #technologicgodot #cranktankerousGeneticist

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CALIBORN: -he lies in wait on a bench in the atrium. like, literally lying on the bench staring up at the ceiling. bored as hell. that JANE WOMAN owes him some goddamn pastries.- [2/25/2015 5:41:15 PM] JANE: -Well, it is not like she can SMELL that he is waiting in the atrium. Eventually she does go down there to have a look around, and discovers the grumpiest of grumps on a bench. Time to clear her throat all ladylike, except not, it's more of a thundering cough- [2/25/2015 5:43:23 PM] CALIBORN: -sits up like the undertaker at the sound of her obnoxious EXPECTORATING- YOu. [2/25/2015 5:45:13 PM] JANE: Yes, it is I. Would you mind presenting me with a full sentence? -Overly smiley smiles galore- [2/25/2015 5:48:16 PM] CALIBORN: -ROOOLLLS EYES- YOu. THE BITCH WITH THE CAKES AND SuCH. WHO IS GOING TO DELIVER THEM TO ME. IMMEDIATELY. SO I CAN LEAVE. [2/25/2015 5:50:12 PM] JANE: That is hardly a proper sentence, but I will comply. -She decaptchas the large batch of baked goods, in boxes. There is also one giant cake that happens to not be in a box, but a clear fucking gift wrapping- [2/25/2015 10:20:43 PM] CALIBORN: -his already enormous red eyes somehow manage to widen at the sight of this impressive display of sweets and like the gigantic child that he is, he makes grabby hands at the boxes and the cake- EXCELLENT! YES. THIS WILL DO NICELY. [2/25/2015 10:33:13 PM] JANE: Now then, are you able to carry all of this in your teensy sylladex. ACTUALLY PINCHES HIS CHEEK. What a condescending thing to do [2/25/2015 10:39:36 PM] CALIBORN: WH-- WHAT THE FuCK?! -flails his arms at her, but it's a delayed reaction because for a second all he could do is stand there looking mortified- D-DON'T TOuCH ME. YOu PERVERT!! -what was she saying?? oh yeah. well, there was an issue with carrying it in his sylladex... he hadn't thought this through. go figure.- NEVER YOu MIND. WHAT MANNER OF TRANSPORTATION I WILL uSE. TO MOBILIZE MY GOODS. BACK TO MY QuARTERS. [2/25/2015 10:43:00 PM] JANE: Pervert? What? What the heck did she do that could at all be seen as perverted? She shrugged it off, and instead gave him a bucktoothed grin as she picked up a box It sure would be a pity if the goods were damaged due to POOR transportation, Lord Grumpyface. I am sure you would not want that to happen to such precious Crocker bakes, now would you? Make sure to keep mentioning the Crocker name, like the walking commercial you are Jane [2/25/2015 10:59:07 PM] CALIBORN: -he furrows his brows at her for a good long moment. why is she the worst?? she is absolutely. the worst person he has ever met. besides calliope, of course.- IT WOuLD BE. TOO BAD. THAT WON'T BE AN ISSuE. -snatches that box away from her and opens it up so he can take out whatever is inside. plan B: he will just eat them all right here and now and he wont have to transport them anywhere. fucking genius- YOu'RE DISMISSED. [2/25/2015 11:02:36 PM] JANE: I beg your pardon? I have iced cakes here that need to be kept refrigerated. Cake pops that will melt if they stay out here for long. With your tiny mouth and stature I reckon it would take... -Counts on her fingers for good measure- At least a day to consume all this. The jam in the three tiered cake will have gone bad by then. [2/25/2015 11:27:32 PM] CALIBORN: THEN I'LL JuST EAT THOSE FIRST. -obviously, JANE. he waves his hand like shoo shoo- [2/25/2015 11:28:52 PM] JANE: I will not stand for any of these good bakes going bad. Step aside. -And she rudely starts captchalogueing them right the fuck back, like the worst person ever perhaps- [2/26/2015 12:03:22 AM] CALIBORN: WAIT!! NO!! STOP THAT!! -holds onto the box he has protectively- uGH! OKAY. I DO NOT HAVE A REFRIDGERATOR. IN MY QuARTERS. [2/26/2015 12:03:35 AM] CALIBORN: WE'LL HAVE TO PuT THEM. SOMEPLACE ELSE. TO PERSERVE THEM. [2/26/2015 12:07:13 AM] JANE: You do not have a refrigerator in your room? What sort of place do you live? -Stops captchalogueing the cakes because she is nice like that tho- [2/26/2015 12:13:02 AM] CALIBORN: -squints at her, suspicious of her being NOSY again- IN A ROOM. DuH. [2/26/2015 12:14:12 AM] CALIBORN: WE SHOuLD PuT THEM. IN THE KITCHEN. WITH A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS. "PROPERTY OF HIS LORDSHIP. DO NOT TOuCH. LEST AN AGONIZING DEATH. FALL uPON YOuR DISGuSTING SOuL." [2/26/2015 12:15:30 AM] JANE: -Nosy?? Who? Her??- Must be a room far from fitting for your greatness. -ponders the kitchen idea- If that is what you wish to try. [2/26/2015 12:22:41 AM] CALIBORN: YES. THAT'S RIGHT. -sometimes she says smart things, but he suspects she might be sarcastic. he doesn't care, because it it TOTALLY TRUE.- NOW COME ALONG. -hops off the bench and gathers up as many boxes as he can. he's probably going to drop them all- [2/26/2015 12:27:59 AM] JANE: -Does this idiot not have a sylladex? She captchalogues the rest of the cakes and wanders right behind Mr. Shorty McGrumpypants- [2/26/2015 12:29:20 AM] CALIBORN: -he dOESN'T want to discuss his sylladex situation OKAY? so he will not and will instead try to carefully balance all his boxes as he navigates his way to the cafeteria, and from there, the kitchen- [2/26/2015 12:31:22 AM] JANE: Do you need any help, oh most honoured lordship? -He looks like a cake tower with legs gee...- [2/26/2015 12:41:15 AM] CALIBORN: NO! -huff. but... well... once they're actually IN the kitchen- ACTuALLY. YOu WILL OPEN uP THE DOOR. TO THE REFRIDGERATOR. [2/26/2015 12:43:10 AM] JANE: What is the magic word? -Hand on the door, but no opening of it.. HOW DARE- [2/26/2015 12:46:12 AM] CALIBORN: -glares at her, even though he can't really see over the boxes- ABRACADABRA. [2/26/2015 10:19:08 AM] JANE: Beep beep. Wrong magic word, sadly. This one starts with a p, and is commonly used to show politeness in asking a favour. [2/26/2015 5:47:09 PM] SUMMONER: -What up? This guy is what up. He is fluttering up by the fruit section of the cafeteria. Inspecting that sweet nature's bounty. He picks up an apple and CHOMPS down on it, fluttering towards a table to sit down, a thumb hooked in his belt. He is just casually munching, looking around for anyone he could possibly pester, uh, converse with, yeah.-

#ubiquitousUltion #gutsyGelogenic #arcadianTroubadour

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CALIBORN: -belatedly arrives in the atrium to be SUPER OFFENDED by the decorations- WOW! INCREDIBLE!!! DAMARA: -She may or may not be on her way towards the cafeteria to aquire more bananas. She stops when she spots Meat Lord, however. He seems so offended by something? Damara sidesteps on over to his side.- YES. VERY INCREDIBLE. -Muses at decorations.- ARADIA: -she's in the atrium dragging this dumb Equius robot around, sporting a hat and looking not very happy. this is her attempt at a walk, aka other forms of physical activity that o not include destroying anything. except maybe this robot-

#ubiquitousUltion #aesopianAlgedonic #artifactualAnnihilation

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CALIBORN: -he's wandering around the atrium today, giving strange looks to whatever remains of the destruction from the week before. he doesn't give it too much thought, but he sure hopes he didn't miss something INTERESTING. like DEATH.-

KANAYA: -She's actually heading down to that level and toward the medical wing for.... you know, business. Some business type things. And there stands that mysterious kid she only sees sometimes. Okay, kid may be exaggerating, but that expression makes him look like a bratty kid. Is he squinting at the tree pile?? What even. Time to meddle.- Do You Need Assistance

CALIBORN: -he looks up at her and squints right back- ASSISTANCE? DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED ASSISTANCE??

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: You Are Staring At Trees

CALIBORN: -are these trees?? fascinating. except NOT REALLY. he doesn't give a shit about trees!!- NO! I'M STARING AT SOME PILE OF SHIT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ATRIuM? IT IS A COMPLETE STY. -eyes her- AREN'T YOu THE SERVICE BITCH? WHY AREN'T YOu CLEANING uP THIS MESS?

KANAYA: -stare- I Am No Ones Bitch

KANAYA: Also My Job Is To Direct The Cleaning And These Trees Are Presently Here For A Reason

CALIBORN: WHAT REASON? THEY ARE OFFENSIVE TO MY SENSES.

KANAYA: Theyre Going Into A Bonfire Once We Land

CALIBORN: OH. -fire?? he likes fire.- THAT'S ACCEPTABLE. I WILL FORGIVE IT, THEN.

KANAYA: We Would All Be Sure To Mourn Without Your Approval

CALIBORN: -he squints again, unsure if she's being sarcastic or not.- WHY ARE THEY ALL IN THIS PILE. WHEN THEY uSED TO BE SCATTERED AROuND. uGLYING uP THE WHOLE PLACE?

KANAYA: They Were Burned By The Incendiary Grenades And Thus Ceased To Be Alive

CALIBORN: GRENADES?! WHO WAS THROWING GRENADES?! AND WHY DID I MISS IT?? -obviously, he was asleep when it happened, but he's stupid and wouldn't think of that.-

KANAYA: The People Who Attacked Us

KANAYA: How Did You Miss It Is The Better Question I Think

CALIBORN: -jaw drops- PEOPLE ATTACKED uS?? -it dawns on him how he missed it and he quickly shuts his mouth to pout- I WAS ASLEEP! THAT'S HOW I FuCKING MANAGED TO MISS IT. -everything good happens when calliope takes over, ugh-

KANAYA: You Slept Through Quite A Bit -eyebrows: ascend-

KANAYA: You Seem Disappointed

CALIBORN: -GROANS- BECAuSE I AM!! I NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE. ANY OF THE COOL. EXCITING THINGS THAT HAPPEN AROuND HERE! IT'S TOTAL AND uTTER HORSESHIT.

KANAYA: I Dont Know If I Would Use The Word Cool To Describe It Per Se But It Was Exciting I Suppose

KANAYA: In A Violent And Worrisome Sort Of Way

CALIBORN: -stares at her with wide eyes- DID ANYONE DIE?

KANAYA: A Lot Of People Died

KANAYA: But None Of Them Were Our People

CALIBORN: uGGGHH! -is he ughing about missing death or is he ughing about none of their people dying? who knows. probably both, though.- THAT'S IT. I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN. -pouts-

#ubiquitousultion #grimabettor

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[12/15/2014 1:29:50 PM] == TODAY IN BEFORUS, news and speculation has begun coming out about yesterday's disaster. Word is buzzing about the forced usage of psionics within Helica's power facility, how the culling meditation treatment and jobs supplied for tough cases was a lie and was a disguise for the more insidious usage of drugs to emotionally deaden the culled psionics and make them impartial to their own mistreatment. The people want answers, and the police are trying to stave off crime, though protestors can be found here and there walking the streets. The Industrial district has been all but destroyed and is entirely off-limits, and an official body count has yet to be released, though it is expected to be within the hundreds. Hoverboards and all other flying transportation are banned within the city, a curfew has been instated, and Beforus' military has supplied psionics to temporarily power the city and its forcefields in shifts. The helicabs are under restricted usage, operating only every two hours, unless for officials on important business (such as the TUMUT crew). It has been announced that Her Imperial Consolation plans on publicly addressing the people later.== [12/15/2014 2:38:17 PM] ==For those who may be tuning in, or IN PERSON, the empress has begun her speech.

"Ladies and gentlemen. I had intended to speak to you solely of plans to improve us, plans of peace and our alliance with the TUMUT initiative, but the events last morning changed those plans. Today is a day for MOURNING, and for anger. I feel your rage, your fear, your loss, and I am pained to the core by this tragedy, and what it means for the planet I love. This is TRULY a loss for us all.

Sweeps ago, perhaps even a short while ago, some of you trusted your beloved for the utmost care your government could provide, and it failed you. Some of you trusted your beloved to a promise of safety within our city, the BRIG)(T-EST and BOLD-EST and most B-EAUTIFUL of spirit, and now we are shaken by the loss of them.

Your loved ones were daring and BRAV-E, willing to rise to the challenge that life had given them. They deserved all the love we could provide and so much more, and not only were they taken advantage of, they were denied that CAR-E they needed so much.

I, like you, had faith in a part of our system that has turned its back on the very foundation of the beliefs it is meant to represent. I am angry for you, and I am angry with you. It is my DUTY as your ruler to make this right, and to bring those directly responsible to JUSTIC-E for the betrayal of our citizens.

But I must also acknowledge that for this oversight, the burden of responsibility rests on MY shoulders, as well. And for that, I owe you all a sincere apology. I know that NOT)(ING could ever make up for the pain you all feel, but for the families of those who were lost and effected, I wish to provide monetary reparation. I wish I could speak to each and everyone of you, to LISFIN to your pains, to assure you I will find you justice.

With your support, I look to the Terrestrial and Universal Mutual Unification of Territories initiative for aid in this trying time, and it is my duty to inform you that prospects of support and coralition between Lauctis and Beforus are being discussed.

It was my goal from the start to provide this planet peace, to prove that we can thrive through love and care for our F-ELLOW trolls. I undersand if your faith in that idea may be shaken. But I will do everything I can to do RIG)(T by the title you've given me, to make right the prawnblems we are now facing. I will not keep you in the dark."== [12/15/2014 2:42:00 PM] SIGNLESS: -Angry muttering from wherever he is because RAGE.- [12/15/2014 6:25:20 PM] CALIBORN: *whenever jane is ready to FACE OFF WITH HIM, he is here in the atrium. he's early in hopes that he can gather an audience.* [12/15/2014 6:34:20 PM] JANE: -is much too busy shaping all the cookies into BUTTS, because this person is a huge butt. Though eventually she shows up with said butt shaped cookies in a box. Wherever was this person?- [12/15/2014 6:37:18 PM] CALIBORN: *THERE SHE IS. he may recognize her because he creeps around and spies on everyone. puffing out his chest, the tiny "troll" strode over to her, head held high.* THERE YOu ARE. [12/15/2014 6:46:31 PM] JANE: -She was quite confused at this tiny troll fellow who seemed to think he was all that, but she could recognize him easily enough as Mr. "Call me your lord". He was so little though? Was he even old enough to demand cookies from strangers?- I assume you would be the one who will be eating his insults. [12/15/2014 6:57:07 PM] CALIBORN: HA! YOu KEEP SAYING THAT. AS IF, SAYING THESE FALSE THINGS OVER AND OVER, WILL MAKE THEM MORE TRuE. YOuR DENIAL IS SO LAuGHABLE. HA HA HA! *he's so curious about those cookies though.* SHOW ME THE CONTENTS. OF YOuR BOX. [12/15/2014 6:59:00 PM] JANE: -She'd roll her eyes, but she was not a rude person! Not today! Instead she handed over the box, letting him open it if he wanted to look- I believe I will be the one laughing once you taste your sweet defeat. [12/15/2014 7:04:09 PM] CALIBORN: *opens it up and...* WHAT?? WHAT IS THIS?! *quickly closes it again, looking offended and flustered* WHY DID YOu SHAPE THESE COOKIES TO LOOK LIKE... WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?! [12/15/2014 7:06:34 PM] JANE: I thought that would be appreciated by someone who decides to act like one. She crossed her arms, finding it silly that he was so flustered by the shape [12/15/2014 7:15:13 PM] CALIBORN: *pouts* OH. SO NOW YOu'RE CALLING ME AN ASS. AREN'T YOu JuST SO. DAMNED CLEVER? *peeks at the cookies again* HOWEVER. THIS IS APPROPRIATE. BECAuSE NOW THEY LOOK LIKE HOW THEY TASTE. I DON'T DARE GET IN CLOSER. TO TEST HOW THEY SMELL. [12/15/2014 7:17:13 PM] JANE: They smell like sweet salvation. -She opened the lid and picked one out, biting off one corner. Yes. Those were good. Perfect even- [12/15/2014 7:31:03 PM] CALIBORN: *makes a face* uGH! DISGuSTING! YOu ARE A REPuLSIVE HuMAN. *picks up a cookie and glares at it* NOPE. I CAN'T DO IT. *BLUHS* [12/15/2014 7:32:41 PM] JANE: Hold it upside down. You can pretend ut is a lumpy heart. She noms the rest if that cookie. Yes..It is amazing, butt or no butt [12/15/2014 7:44:27 PM] CALIBORN: *flips it TURN WAYS and feels even more embarrassed, so he turns it back* THAT'S EVEN MORE DISGuSTING. *it was getting difficult putting up this act... could he resist the cookies any longer? the answer is no. he cannot. and he takes a teeny tiny taste test...* [12/15/2014 7:47:21 PM] JANE: She stares at him as he tastes it. You will like that cookie Lord butt face. Or you will be given another ridiculous title [12/15/2014 8:00:04 PM] CALIBORN: *DAMN, THIS ASS IS DELICIOUS. but no, he wont admit it.* BLuH! YEP. JuST AS TERRIBLE AS I SuSPECTED. I'LL JuST. GO THROW THESE IN THE TRASH, WHERE THEY BELONG. *holds the box to himself and turns away, about to make his escape* [12/15/2014 8:02:52 PM] JANE: -She puffs up like an angry kitten and is about to give him a piece of her mind! But he actually keeps the cookies... so he must be a liar!- [12/15/2014 8:09:16 PM] CALIBORN: *he starts to scurry away, occassionally glancing over his shoulder and -- there he go, he trips when he isn't paying attention to where he's going, but he is at least coordinated enough to hold out the box of cookies and save it from getting smooshed. of course, that means he lands right on his dumb face* [12/15/2014 8:20:08 PM] JANE: -If she was more of an asshole she'd laugh. But instead, she felt bad for the little idiot, which she'd likely regret. She swoops over there, just making sure all was okay- Are you alright, Lord dunce? [12/15/2014 8:25:12 PM] CALIBORN: uGH. OF COuRSE. WHY WOuLDN'T I BE?! *he sits up a bit and rubs his sore face, forgetting that he's supposed to be in disguise. and being the dummy that he is, the paint isn't very well sealed and rubs off a bit on his hand, revealing some dark green flesh. when he pulls his hand away he stares at it* OH SHIT. *clears throat and scrambles to his feet, trying to escape again* ANYWAY. BYE. [12/15/2014 8:37:24 PM] JANE: -wait a second... that there isn't normal for trolls, is it now??... Her detective mode turns on full blast, and she won't let this suspicious fellow leave this easily!- Wait just a minute there! -She grabs after his arm- [12/15/2014 8:47:13 PM] CALIBORN: *SQUAWKS as she grabs his arm and he glares back at her, wretching his arm around* HEY!! LET GO OF ME, BITCH. [12/15/2014 8:53:20 PM] JANE: -She reaches up to run her thumb over his face, looking at the grey smear of Make up. So he was not a troll..?- What sort of hokum is this? -She cocked her eyebrow, staring at the green beneath. She had heard nothing of any person of a species matching this residing on the ship.. - [12/15/2014 9:07:42 PM] CALIBORN: *bristles when she touches him and can't help reacting violently, finally getting his arm away from her so he can shove her away* DON'T TOuCH ME! *motherfucker* THIS IS NONE OF YOuR BuSINESS!! SO JuST. LEAVE ME ALONE. OR I'LL PuNCH YOuR LIGHTS OuT!! [12/15/2014 9:18:04 PM] JANE: -She backed off, not really about to throw punches with this kid who may not be a kid.. For all she knew he was a 1000 year old green goblin under that make up. And goblins knew how to punch. Fisticuffs were not happening here.- All I'm asking is what the point of that make up is. No need to get violent. [12/15/2014 9:23:12 PM] CALIBORN: THE MAKE uP IS A STuPID THING. I WOuLD PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOuT. *he really doesnt hate it. he wishes he didn't have to hide how he looked. its not like he cares, unlike calliope* AS I SAID. IT'S NONE OF YOuR BuSINESS! [12/15/2014 9:27:49 PM] JANE: Are you trying to gather a crowd here? -She said through her teeth, looking around for any sign of some guard or whatnot walking in after hearing all this yelling.- [12/15/2014 9:32:07 PM] JADE: -KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE YOU HOOLIGANS- [12/15/2014 9:32:25 PM] CALIBORN: WHAT? NO! I. *okay, so he's kind of loud! he forgets sometimes that he's raising his voice. he definitely doesn't want attention drawn to this.* (YOu'RE THE ONE. WHO CHASED AFTER ME, ANYWAY. NOW IF YOu'LL EXCuSE ME. I NEED TO GO.) [12/15/2014 9:32:30 PM] CALIBORN: *FUCK U WOMAN* [12/15/2014 9:42:27 PM] JANE: (How can I not? There's no record anywhere of.. this!) -Gestures to ALL of him. This is a bloody mystery if she ever saw one! How can she not be interested!?- [12/15/2014 9:50:42 PM] CALIBORN: (WELL WHY DON'T YOu TRY SNOOPING AROuND ABOuT IT?! SEE WHAT HAPPENS. BuT YOu AREN'T GETTING ANY ANSWERS FROM ME.) *huffs and starts to storm away again, this time more mindful of his feet* [12/15/2014 9:53:36 PM] JANE: Snooping is exactly what will happen. She allows him to get up and leave with the cookies, watching before she turned back herself. Time to ask around like a proper gumshoe

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[12/8/2014 2:46:58 PM] CALIBORN: *enter the elusive young "troll" in the cafeteria where he promptly begins hassling drones to give him raw meat* [12/8/2014 4:39:33 PM] ARANEA: *is also here in the cafeteria, because she needs to get a life* [12/8/2014 5:38:47 PM] NEPETA: *The nep is here and ready to party but mostly obtain some MEAT for Spiny, she'll go off hunting later but for now she'll just see what she can get. There was Aranea who Nepeta gave a large smile to in passing before going up to the line. Raw meat. She's all about the raw meat for her and her lizard, she requests the same only with a nicer tone* it looks like we might make them run out! *No more steaks* [12/8/2014 5:42:13 PM] CALIBORN: *shoots her a glare when she is accomodated much more easily, even though he's given what he wants too* WE? *WE* BETTER NOT. I NEED RAW MEAT. IT IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF MY DIET. [12/8/2014 5:43:06 PM] CALIBORN: *she may notice that he looks IDENTICAL to callie in the face* [12/8/2014 5:46:32 PM] NEPETA: *GASP* pawre mew callies brother? *Well of course he is* mewve b33n pawfully elusive! [12/8/2014 5:48:08 PM] CALIBORN: *UGH* uGH! DON'T EVEN SAY THAT NAME. TO MY FACE. I DEAL WITH HER ENOuGH. WITHOuT THE ASSISTANCE OF THOSE WHO INSIST ON SuBJECTING THEMSELVES. TO HER AWFuL PRESENCE. [12/8/2014 5:49:55 PM] NEPETA: *frowntown* why dont mew like each other? she didnt s33m so very pawful nice in fact! [12/8/2014 5:50:47 PM] CALIBORN: WHAT DO YOu KNOW? YOu'RE NOT THE ONE. STuCK WITH HER. *chews on steak, turning away to find a place to sit* [12/8/2014 5:52:29 PM] NEPETA: i know what ive s33n! if its so difurent why dont mew tell me pur side of the story? *In PURRsuit* [12/8/2014 6:08:39 PM] CALIBORN: HA! WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN? *contemplatively chews while sitting* FIRST OF ALL, HER INTERESTS. ARE THOROuGHLY REPuLSIVE. HER FASCINATION WITH THE "ROMANCES" IS BASED SOLELY ON THE FACT. THAT SHE IS COMPLETELY uNDESIRABLE. *looks over nepeta for a moment before a devilish grin appears on his face* ACTuALLY, THAT REMINDS ME... *rummages through his pockets* [12/8/2014 6:14:02 PM] NEPETA: i dont think shes un desirable callies really cute! *He would be too if he didn't act like such a butt! Nepeta's curious about what he was reminded up and captchas the steaks for Spiny before starting on one* [12/8/2014 6:16:57 PM] CALIBORN: *pulls out some crumpled calliope drawings he intends to throw in the incinerator later. he unwrinkles them enough to show off doodles of calliope and nepeta holding hands and giving each other piggy back rides, in her drawing style, though it wouldn't be recognizable* PATHETIC. ISN'T IT? [12/8/2014 6:27:18 PM] NEPETA: *she leans forward then licks her fingers clean* no these are really cute! *Why were they crumpled up. She reaches for them to look them over, what a cute drawing style! The curls and lines and it was them! She /has/ to draw callie something now but...* why were they all purrumpled up? [12/8/2014 6:30:16 PM] CALIBORN: uH. BECAuSE I "PuRRuMPLED" THEM uP. OBVIOuSLY. DuH. *fuck you and your puns* I'M GOING TO THROW THEM IN THE TRASH WHERE THEY BELONG. SHE NEEDS TO QuIT. ENTERTAINING HER LuDICROuS FANTASIES. WHICH ARE FAKE AND DuMB. [12/8/2014 6:35:08 PM] NEPETA: but this happawned! thats me and thats pur and we had fun at the pawrnival. just throwing her stuff away is mean *now she's gonna SWIPE them and keep them * [12/8/2014 6:37:57 PM | Edited 6:40:02 PM] CALIBORN: HEY!! THAT'S MINE TO THROW AWAY!! *reaches for it when... wait. his cheeks are burning, but its not visible through the face paint* YOu'RE LYING! YOu TWO... YOu DIDN'T! SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE GuTS TO DO SOMETHING SO... DEPRAVED!! *ponders* AND YET. SHE IS QuITE VILE. SHE JuST MAY. STOOP TO SOMETHING SO LOW... *rubs at his cheeks, not enjoying how warm they feel* [12/8/2014 6:42:09 PM] NEPETA: depurraved? *she makes a face and quickly captchas the drawings* holding hands isnt depurraved! its something that furriends can do! piggy back rides too! *those are really fun and she likes running around with someone on her back and going at her own pace. Some people (EQUIUS) were kind of slow* [12/8/2014 6:49:03 PM] CALIBORN: *gasps* NOW THEY'RE NOT!! THEY'RE... HOOBOY. I CAN'T EVEN FuCKING *DESCRIBE* TO YOu HOW WRONG IT IS. YOu'RE SICK! SHE'S SICK!! EVERYONE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHIP IS SICK!!! *practically shrieking* ARANEA: *side eyeing them from where she sits* ........ [12/8/2014 6:52:14 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *is awoken from her catnap in the vents by loud shrieking. A quick peek outside and she giggles. Someone needs a nice shooshpap, damn. She rolls over and falls back to pretend sleep.* [12/8/2014 6:53:29 PM] BRO: *vent crawlin vent crawling... suddenly catfish ghost... vent crawls backwards* [12/8/2014 6:53:39 PM] NEPETA: um.... its not that bad catually... its just a little furriendly gesture *??????* [12/8/2014 6:53:59 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *She s33s you, Bro. She s33s ALL. She lets him escape this time.* [12/8/2014 6:55:52 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *Or not. The fish queen part of her demands THE HUNT. Fefeta uncurls herself and dashes down vents, in hot pursuit of her new prey.* >3833 [12/8/2014 6:56:56 PM] CALIBORN: MMMM!! *lemongrab noises* NO!! HOW??? HOW CAN YOu SAY THESE THINGS. SO OPENLY!! HAVE YOu NO SHAME?? *stuffs steak in his face, looking away from her. so much blushing* BRO: *oh shit. I'LL FIGHT YOU, CATFISH GHOST* [12/8/2014 6:57:17 PM] BRO: *he does look like he's gonna fight. somehow. in these vents.* [12/8/2014 6:58:20 PM] NEPETA: *One of her ears tilts, there is a noise in the distance and it's not immediate to her safety so she ignores it. She's kind of unsure on how to handle the current situation* why do mew think its... dirty? [12/8/2014 6:58:54 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *crawl crawl towards wierd human guy with the glasses. He looks kind of freaked out! Bats at him with ghost sleeves* >38?? [12/8/2014 6:59:50 PM] BRO: *HE'S GONNA WRESTLE HER BUT-- wait what is she doing* ... *quirks a brow at the batting* [12/8/2014 7:00:20 PM] CALIBORN: *cheeks full of steak* uRF JuRST uRS!!! [12/8/2014 7:01:03 PM] NEPETA: *what* .... h33h33h33h33h33 [12/8/2014 7:01:30 PM] NEPETA: *now he's pawdorable* [12/8/2014 7:02:02 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *more innocent batting. Look at her! She's so cute and precious and harmless. But does he have something on his shirt? Fefeta is urgently trying to point it out.* [12/8/2014 7:02:33 PM | Edited 7:02:44 PM] DAMARA: -SPEAKING OF DEPRAVITY. Look who it is! Damara is in dire need of some inspiration for her new script, as it is only halfway done. The cafeteria had been a good place to go for some meateating before, so might as well try that again. She has brought her trusty sketchbook, filled with pages of the Dolorosa 'teaching' ladies about various things. She spots a Nepeta and shuffles on over as Nepeta knew how to appriciate good anatomy.- [12/8/2014 7:03:31 PM] NEPETA: *turns and smiles* hi pawmara! [12/8/2014 7:04:59 PM] DAMARA: -Megido grins at Nepeta.- HELLO NEPETA. -Leeeans to the side to look at her meatloving friend.- AND HELLO TO THIS ONE. -Yeah. Eat that meat. You love it.- [12/8/2014 7:05:06 PM] BRO: *ha, as if he's gonna fall for that one. he used to pull it on dave all the time, except with uppercuts. he shakes his head, then gesturing behind her fishy fin* [12/8/2014 7:05:14 PM] CALIBORN: *HE LOVES IT. HE LOVES THIS MOUTHFUL OF MEAT* [12/8/2014 7:05:21 PM] CALIBORN: *also, he's glaring at damara* [12/8/2014 7:06:08 PM] NEPETA: this is... um.... oh! we nefur purropurrly intromewced pawrselves *punapalooza* [12/8/2014 7:06:15 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *Totally falls for it with a big 3800!!! expression on her face* [12/8/2014 7:06:17 PM] NEPETA: im nepeta! [12/8/2014 7:07:23 PM] DAMARA: -She is so incredibly not phased by the glare that it is as if the meat friend had simply grinned at her in return. She bows her head a little once introductions are happening.- I AM DAMARA. NICE TO MEET. -She turns her attention back to Nepeta.- GLAD TO SEE HER. NEED A LITTLE WORD ABOUT SOMETHING? -Headtilt.- NEPETA IS GOOD ART CRITIC, YES? -Starts flipping through her sketchbook.- [12/8/2014 7:08:25 PM] CALIBORN: *swallows* YOu DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY NAME. *glances at damara's sketch book, curious, but cautious* [12/8/2014 7:08:35 PM | Edited 7:08:39 PM] BRO: *pulls out a sMUPPET FROM BEHIND HER FIN* [12/8/2014 7:08:43 PM] BRO: Tada. [12/8/2014 7:09:04 PM] FEFETASPRITE: !!! *GASPS LOUDLY and rolls onto her belly, giggling* [12/8/2014 7:09:18 PM] NEPETA: *FROWNTOWN but looks to Damara* i can do my best! *her ear tilts again* [12/8/2014 7:11:32 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *It's so purrfect. She swipes the smuppet up and immediately begins snuggling with it.* 3X33 [12/8/2014 7:12:24 PM | Edited 7:12:41 PM] DAMARA: -Keeps on smiling and nods at Nepeta.- THAT IS ALL I ASK. THANK YOU. -She stops as she reached a page that wasn't entierly scribbles, and she turns the sketchbook around to show Nepeta (and by extention her mysterious meat friend).- DOES THIS LOOK CORRECT TO HER? -The drawing was of the Dolorosa behind someone that looked remarkably like Feferi (she needed to practice drawing the both of them), Dolorosa's lips on the seadweller's neck and her hand about to trail down her stomach. There are boobage happening. There is a lot of things happening.- [12/8/2014 7:13:06 PM] BRO: *holds a finger to his lips before he starts crawling away again. good kitty, best friend. don't speak a word of this to anybody. though it looks like she can't speak anyway??* [12/8/2014 7:13:15 PM] CALIBORN: *SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER* [12/8/2014 7:13:58 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *waves at the receeding human Bro* 38;33 *she won't breathe a word about this* [12/8/2014 7:14:01 PM] DAMARA: -Smiling intensifies and she tilts her head.- MAKING THEM SCREAM, YES. THAT IS CORRECT ANALYSIS OF SITUATION! GLAD CAME ACROSS. [12/8/2014 7:14:35 PM] CALIBORN: *covering his face but he's totally peeking* !!!!!!!!!!!! [12/8/2014 7:15:26 PM] NEPETA: *There's some olive but she focuses on the ANATOMY, the tips of her ears are definitely tinting* oh! well- *THEN THE SCREAM, she looks at him, he's... peeking* oh! *THEN COVERS* he s33ms to be really sensitive pawbout these things! [12/8/2014 7:16:06 PM] NEPETA: *leans in and whispers* (he thinks holding hands is depurraved) [12/8/2014 7:19:11 PM] DAMARA: -Blushing and screaming. Her favorite combination. She is all smiles.- YES. HE DOES. VERY CUTE. -Chuckles, then leans in a little to hear Nepeta's secret secrets! She simply looks amused.- (DOES HE?) -She starts flicking through her sketchbook again, and she shows a picture of the Dolorosa holding BOTH of Feferi's hands, staring deeply into her eyes as she says "Do you +rus+ me?". Sparkles and roses ensue.- [12/8/2014 7:20:39 PM] NEPETA: *Damara PLEASE, but Nepeta can't help but to giggle* [12/8/2014 7:20:48 PM] CALIBORN: *squeaks* I'M NOT CuTE! [12/8/2014 7:21:08 PM] NEPETA: theres noting wrong with being cute! [12/8/2014 7:21:28 PM] NEPETA: in fact its purretty great! *You can get things you want* [12/8/2014 7:21:50 PM] DAMARA: -Smiles sweetly, musing at the squeaky meaty friend.- HE IS. VERY CUTE. AS CUTE AS NEPETA. DID NOT THINK THIS POSSIBLE. [12/8/2014 7:22:11 PM] NEPETA: :OO *GASP* compawtition!! [12/8/2014 7:22:43 PM] CALIBORN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'LL FuCK YOu uP!! *too embarrassed to move* [12/8/2014 7:23:21 PM] NEPETA: *unsheathes claws and WAVES them around* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! [12/8/2014 7:23:59 PM] DAMARA: -Oh my. She lowers her sketchbook.- PLEASE. DO NOT FIGHT. BOTH VERY CUTE. [12/8/2014 7:24:06 PM] DAMARA: WOULD BE FIGHTING FOR ALL TIME. [12/8/2014 7:24:41 PM] CALIBORN: *attempts an arm flail at nepeta but just ends up falling out of his seat* [12/8/2014 7:25:14 PM] NEPETA: !! *leans over table, tail curl* are mew okay? [12/8/2014 7:25:48 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *is observing this chaos from the grates with her new smuppet pal. Look, Simba. Everything the light touches, will be shipped.* [12/8/2014 7:25:55 PM] DAMARA: -Omg. She holds back a snort of laughter, gasping instead.- OH NO! -Leans over the table as well.- HURT HIMSELF? [12/8/2014 7:28:09 PM] CALIBORN: *now he's even more embarrassed* I-I'M FINE! NEVER BEEN FuCKING BETTER! *scrambles to his feet, dusting himself off* [12/8/2014 7:29:47 PM] DAMARA: HE IS CERTAIN? -Still leaned over that table.- DOES NOT WISH FOR KISSES TO TAKE PAIN AWAY? [12/8/2014 7:30:07 PM] DAMARA: REQUIRES NO BANDAID? [12/8/2014 7:30:15 PM] NEPETA: *sits on the table, grinning. He was pretty adorable, now she sees the resembalance* i have bandaids! [12/8/2014 7:31:01 PM] DAMARA: -Turns her attention to Nepeta.- SHE DOES? THIS IS GOOD. PLEASE TAKE OUT BANDAIDS TO AID CLUMSY ONE. MUST PREVENT SERIOUS INJURY. [12/8/2014 7:31:48 PM] CALIBORN: *the blush might just be burning through his face paint at this point, but its at least evident how flustered he is by the mortified expression on his face. he just stands there, rigid, for a moment, without saying a word* [12/8/2014 7:32:47 PM] NEPETA: *she decaptchas some adorable first aid kit, gotta be careful in the wild. it's all cute foods. In fact the first aid is called Dr. Donut's Advanced First-Aid* [12/8/2014 7:33:35 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *How scandelous.* 3833 *begins grooming smuppet child* [12/8/2014 7:33:44 PM] NEPETA: *Hotdog bandaids and whipped cream wraps and saltine sanitation wipes, even the need and stiches thread was adorable* [12/8/2014 7:35:02 PM] DAMARA: -Gracefully flips herself over that table, so that she can stand beside the poor injured thing. She looks him over with a worried expression, gingerly placing a hand on his shoulder.- PLEASE TELL WHERE HURT IS PLACED. WILL RECIEVE BANDAIDS AND KISSES. IF REQUIRED. NURSE NEPETA AND DAMARA HERE TO SERVE. EVEN IF NOT IN UNIFORM. [12/8/2014 7:35:24 PM] CALIBORN: *wheezes* [12/8/2014 7:35:33 PM | Edited 7:35:40 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *Omg. Covers the smuppet's eyes.* [12/8/2014 7:36:06 PM] DAMARA: -Muses.- UNLESS UNIFORM IS WHAT HE REQUIRES? [12/8/2014 7:36:30 PM] NEPETA: . . . .*hands Damara a hat. She has these things* [12/8/2014 7:37:50 PM] DAMARA: -What a wonderful team they make! She gratefully takes the hat and puts it on her own head.- [12/8/2014 7:37:59 PM] FEFETASPRITE: *She is taking mad notes on this. Should a Nepeta/Damara nurses commission show up on a certain famous fic writer's queue, we all know where it came from.* [12/8/2014 7:38:28 PM] DAMARA: MORE TO HIS LIKING? IS MAKING HEART AND BLOOD PUMP? [12/8/2014 7:41:24 PM] CALIBORN: *more wheezing. he can't speak. maybe he can nod? he tries to nod-- WAIT CALIBORN NO, HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL, MAN. he shakes his head instead.* [12/8/2014 7:42:52 PM] DAMARA: -Headtilt.- NO? NO TO LIKING? OR NOT TO PUMPING OF HEART? IS HE DYING? -Puts a hand to his chest where his heart would be, looking very worried.- NEPETA, PLEASE PREPARE ASSISTANCE. VERY SERIOUS. [12/8/2014 7:44:38 PM] NEPETA: *awww he really does look super flustered but he's sO ADORABLE* right away purrse pawmara! *rustles in the first-aid and picks up a happy-looking bread bandaid and jumps off the table onto his side and gestures to chair* please sit down purrrrrrrrr *rolls all them rs* [12/8/2014 7:46:10 PM] CALIBORN: *his eyes are so wide, they look like they're gonna pop right out of his skull. and they were pretty damn wide in the first place.* ... *SITS VERY ROUGHLY* [12/8/2014 7:46:41 PM] NEPETA: *LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD SEE A MEDICAL PURRFESIONAL SIR* [12/8/2014 7:48:10 PM] DAMARA: -But he is seeing a medical purrfesional. TWO OF THEM, IN FACT. Damara is so very amused, she just left her sketchbook on the table. She moves to stand next to Nepeta. She tilts her head, resting her head in one hand, the other holding around her elbow.- VERY SERIOUS, NURSE NEPETA. HEART HAS CEASED FUNCTIONING. MUST FIND WAY TO MAKE BEAT ONCE MORE. [12/8/2014 7:49:53 PM] NEPETA: this meowst have b33n a serious fall!! *taps finger to lips and thinks* defibpurlator??? *she has one, there's definitely one in there* or.... meowbye a hug! [12/8/2014 7:50:27 PM] CALIBORN: *WILD EYES IN HER DIRECTION* H-HuG? *wheeze* [12/8/2014 7:51:28 PM] DAMARA: -Gasps dramatically and claps her hands together.- EXACTLY THIS! THIS IS WHAT IS NEEDED. GROUP HUG TO SQUEEZE HEART BACK INTO BEATING. NURSE NEPETA IS MOST WISE. PERHAPS DOCTOR RATHER THAN NURSE? -Headtilt.- [12/8/2014 7:53:58 PM] NEPETA: shhh!! *wink and puts fingers to lips, her nurse pursona could totally have had their licsence taken away and now works as a nurse in secret, shhh!! damara* *She smiles widely at.... whats his.... why couldnt she know his name* shall i purrep the pawtient fur treatment? [12/8/2014 7:56:41 PM] CALIBORN: *SWEATS PROFUSELY* [12/8/2014 7:57:42 PM] DAMARA: -They are the most secret of nurses, it is true. However Damara happens to be good at keeping secrets, so NOBODY WILL KNOW. Especially not their patient. She smiles sweetly and nods.- YES. SHE MUST DO THIS. LOOK AT PATIENT. -Gestures to what'shisname.- CONDITION WORSE. PERHAPS MORE THAN ONE HUG NEEDED? [12/8/2014 7:59:28 PM] NEPETA: more than one??? :OO purhaps.... a whole heap of huggles???? [12/8/2014 8:00:22 PM] CALIBORN: *sputters* W-WHA... [12/8/2014 8:01:24 PM] DAMARA: -Nods sagely.- YES. A HEAP. HUGGLES AND GROUP HUGGLES, NO? [12/8/2014 8:02:52 PM] NEPETA: *throws up arms* group huggles!! X33 *hugs the patient* [12/8/2014 8:04:17 PM] DAMARA: GROUP HUGGLES. -Hugs the patient also.- [12/8/2014 8:05:15 PM] CALIBORN: WH-... WH-!!! WHOA!! *he doesn't know how to process this. this is so much more terrible than he ever imagined... and yet... sWEET WINGED BABIES YEEEES. he's screaming now though.* [12/8/2014 8:07:26 PM] NEPETA: heeheeheehee!!! pawtient is respawnsive docpurr! [12/8/2014 8:12:19 PM] DAMARA: -She grins, still hugging the screaming patient.- YES. VERY MUCH SO. DOES NEPETA THINK HE HAS HAD ENOUGH? [12/8/2014 8:13:13 PM] NEPETA: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *final sqeeze then she straightens up and salutes* purrceedure compawlete! [12/8/2014 8:13:46 PM] CALIBORN: *SHAKING* ... *looks between them both, jaw dropped* [12/8/2014 8:14:30 PM] NEPETA: *thumbs up!* X33 [12/8/2014 8:15:15 PM] DAMARA: -Does the squeeze thing also, and moves back from the patient. She stands next to Nepeta, smiling brightly. She gives a thumbs up too.* GREAT JOB. [12/8/2014 8:18:27 PM] CALIBORN: I... YOu... YOu'RE...!! *puffs cheeks before yelling* F-FuCK YOu BOTH!! tumut *aaand he scampers away, totally tripping and falling before getting up and scampering all the way back to his room* [12/8/2014 8:19:20 PM | Edited 8:19:26 PM] NEPETA: .... *furrows eyebrows some then turns to Damara, tapping her chin with her sleeve* do mew think we ofur did it? *it was fun though but hmmm* [12/8/2014 8:21:00 PM] DAMARA: -Puts her hands to her cheeks. SHOCKED AND APPALED. But mostly freaking amused to no end. She turns to Nepeta, hands still on her cheeks.- HM? NO. -Waves a hand dismissively.- DO NOT THINK SO. HAS SEEN TYPE OF HIS. COLD ON OUTSIDE. PRETEND TO NOT ENJOY, HOWEVER ON INSIDE SECRET ENJOYMENT RESIDES. -Aka he is a tsundere.- [12/8/2014 8:21:27 PM] CALIBORN: *is the most tsundere* [12/8/2014 8:22:06 PM] NEPETA: oh! i s33! then we should defurnitely draw callie some pictures of this expawrience! shes his sispur! [12/8/2014 8:22:24 PM] NEPETA: and furom the looks of things hes kind of mean so she might pawpreciate it! [12/8/2014 8:28:47 PM] DAMARA: CALLIE? -Gears in her head turning.- YES. I SEE. -She slowly removes her nurse hat.- DOES NEPETA THINK SHE WOULD ENJOY THESE PICTURES? THEN IT WILL BE DONE. -She plops the hat on Nepeta's head with a playful smile, then takes her sketchbook from the table.- [12/8/2014 8:35:28 PM | Edited 8:38:24 PM] NEPETA: heeheehee! *wears the hat over her own and goes back to finish her steak and sits on the table* is this what mewve b33n up to pawmara? [12/8/2014 8:44:57 PM | Edited 8:45:09 PM] DAMARA: -Sits on down on the table, altough on a chair or bench and not on the actual table itself? She puts the sketchbook down to pay attention to Nepeta.-NOT SO MANY THINGS. WORKING ON THIS, MOSTLY. -Gestures to the sketchbook.- NEED TO START OVER. OTHER WAS NOT RECIEVED WELL. [12/8/2014 8:53:06 PM] NEPETA: pur sketch?? *She didn't take that guy's scream seriously right?* [12/8/2014 8:56:33 PM | Edited 8:56:39 PM] DAMARA: OH. NO. MISUNDERSTAND. MEAN OTHER COMIC I MADE. MAKING NEW ONE. CERTAIN PARTIES NOT APPROVING OF WHAT I HAD MADE. -Sighs sadly, a hand going to her cheek.- [12/8/2014 9:00:24 PM] NEPETA: oh no :(( i pawt it was good! why didnt they like it? *everyone's a critic* [12/8/2014 9:08:13 PM] DAMARA: -Sigh.- DID NOT ENJOY USE OF THEIR IMAGE. STORY WAS SIMPLY TOO INTENSE. GOT PERMISSION OF MORE AGREEABLE PERSON. -Smiles at Nepeta though.- PERHAPS SHE WOULD GIVE PERMISSION? [12/8/2014 9:15:01 PM] NEPETA: oh... um.... *olive now, yeah she can see why that would get uncomfortable* wellll.... i would be purrious though i could s33 how that would embarrass some peopawl [12/8/2014 9:24:58 PM] DAMARA: YES. SOCIAL BLUNDER OF ME. KEEPS HAPPENING. -Another sigh, shaking her head.- WORDS AND ACTIONS MOST CONFUSING. -Raises eyebrow at Nepeta.- WOULD SHE BE EMBARRASSED? [12/8/2014 9:30:52 PM | Edited 9:31:01 PM] NEPETA: yes purrobably! but it would be inpurresting.... *DECISIONS* maybe if mew did pawffshoot characpurrs? [12/8/2014 9:39:26 PM] DAMARA: INTERESTING? CAN BE SO. -She rests her head in one hand, watching her.- IF DID OFFSHOOT, WOULD SHE HAVE IDEAS FOR THIS? PERHAPS NEPETA ON GREAT ADVENTURE TO LAY MANY ENEMIES BEFORE HER FEET? HAVE GRAND CELEBRATION? [12/8/2014 9:42:48 PM] NEPETA: *the olive isn't going away but she does grin and tilt her head to the side, her inde fingers pushing against one another* .... purrhaps a great warripurr could have this grand celepawbration and conpurr her enemies [12/8/2014 9:48:05 PM] DAMARA: PERHAPS SO? -Muses.- WHAT KIND OF CELEBRATION WOULD THIS WARRIOR LIKE? PARTY LIKE ANIMAL? -Ifuknowhatimsayin- [12/8/2014 9:49:59 PM] NEPETA: heeheehee the mightiest animal! pawlong side purr trusty furriend! *that u* [12/8/2014 9:51:16 PM] DAMARA: -Small gasp, putting a hand to her mouth.- OUTRAGEOUS! CANNOT PUT SELFINSERT IN THIS. -Slight pause.- UNLESS THIS IS THE TRUE DESIRE OF NEPETA? [12/8/2014 9:53:43 PM] NEPETA: why not just make a characpurr? ive b33n thinking pawbout doing furriend comics *she takes out her own sketchpad to show some concepts, so far she only has tavros, equius, cronus, and vague ideas for callie* [12/8/2014 9:55:56 PM] DAMARA: HMM. NOT BAD IDEA. PERHAPS WILL DO THIS. NOBODY WILL KNOW. EXCEPT TWO OF US. LITTLE SECRET. -Winks, then scoots a bit closer to look at what she has got.- FRIEND COMICS? SOUND VERY SWEET. [12/8/2014 9:58:16 PM] NEPETA: *happy tail sway* heeheehee *friend secrets* yeah! in fact while i have mew do mew have any fafurred ocs or... sonas that mew like? *sudden pencil* [12/8/2014 10:11:34 PM] DAMARA: -Sudden pencil also. Sudden art is happening. She taps her chin with said pencil.- HM. HAVE NOT GIVEN THIS THOUGHT. RARELY CREATE SUCH THINGS? -She seems a little embarrassed, and she fidgets some.- PERHAPS NEPETA COULD TEACH? HOWEVER STILL OWE HER LESSONS. [12/8/2014 10:14:39 PM] NEPETA: *she absolutely beams and is totally moving to lay on the table because she can't be tamed and hummssssss* welll whats pur fafurite thing? making an oc fur yourself can come purretty easily! espawcially if mew let pur mind explore! [12/8/2014 10:40:48 PM] DAMARA: -Chuckles as Nepeta sprawls over the table. She puts her own sketchbook into her lap to give her space. She 'hmmms' for a while.- FAVORITE THING? DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE. -More that she had no idea.- WHAT ABOUT FOOD ITEM? [12/8/2014 10:50:59 PM] NEPETA: sure! they could even be a food purrson! *scribbles up a noodle damara, she has noodle hair obviously.* oh! maybe it could be pur weapawn! *sketches noodle whip, noodle rope, noodle.... sword* [12/8/2014 11:00:53 PM] DAMARA: -Watches her scribble and snrks.- WEAPON IS GOOD. APPROVE OF WHIP. HAS MANY USES. HOWEVER UNSURE OF USE OF NOODLE BODY. MOST FLEXIBLE HOWEVER. -Ponders this.- PERHAPS CHEF IS MY FORM. WEAPONS ARE FOOD? [12/8/2014 11:05:14 PM] NEPETA: good idea! a chef! *now she starts to scribble that and draws damara with a MEAT CLEAVER* ooohh mew could have funny battle lines! [12/8/2014 11:05:51 PM] NEPETA: "that was a miSTEAK" the chef roars befur cleaving pur enmeowny into....steak [12/8/2014 11:10:53 PM] DAMARA: -Beaming in approval at that meat cleaver. She sNRKS at that line. Oh my god. She struggles to keep herself collected.- YES. THIS IS HOW TO RECOGNIZE CHARACTER. BY JOKES. "YOU ARE TOAST." "WILL KNEAD YOUR DOUGH." "STEAMING YOUR BUNS." -Those last ones sounded more like innuendos. WhOOOPS- [12/8/2014 11:15:40 PM] NEPETA: and whooping them! *the innuendos fly RIGHT over her head, at least she's still pretty innocent more sketches* h33h33h33h33 this is a cool characpur pawlready! [12/8/2014 11:32:13 PM] DAMARA: YES. MUCH WHOOPING WILL BE DELIVERED BY ME. -Kind of endearing how absorbed Nepeta is in her work, silly as it was.- I ALSO BELIEVE THIS. CREDIT DUE TO HER. VERY GOOD AT MAKING CHARACTERS. [12/8/2014 11:36:25 PM] NEPETA: pawwwwww thank mew damara! you s33m to have a knack fur it too! im sure if mew start at it mewl come up with a WHOLE BUNCH of ocs! [12/8/2014 11:47:01 PM] DAMARA: -She puts a hand to her cheek and smiles.- MOST WELCOME. MEANS MUCH TO HEAR FROM SEASONED ARTIST LIKE HER. -Fidgets in her seat.- WILL TRY BEST TO COME UP WITH MANY OF THESE OC THINGS. [12/9/2014 12:02:30 AM] NEPETA: *Damara you're stroking her arty ego and embarrassing her, she lays her head on the tail and her tail curls some as she tucks in her legs* mew totally should theyre fun! [12/9/2014 12:08:28 AM] DAMARA: -That is what she does.- HOPEFUL THEY WILL LIVE UP TO NEPETA STANDARD. WOULD NOT WANT TO BE MAKING HUGE FOOL OF SELF. -She props her sketchbook up against the corner of the table and starts sketching a little.- HOWEVER. SHOULD WORK ON GREAT NEPETA WARRIOR? -Eyebrow raise.-

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