#ugh I just love having really powerful extreme characters put in absurdly mundane situations
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remembered that human Alastor wore glasses and I'm kinda thinking that's the fic I should write, just a serial killer going to the optometrist 😍
#rave ramblees#hazbin hotel#idk why but that's just so funny to me#I feel like he'd just deny having vision problems for years before finally giving in#surprised he's not a contacts person... though idk if contacts existed at the time#I wonder what his prescription is#I hc him to be extremely blind. like worse than my eyes#even in hell he's at the same prescription#but he just uses the monocle and if he ever lost that he's toast#maybe in private he'll pull out some reading glasses but nobody must ever see him do that!!!#I bet he read every letter on the board in a radio announcer voice#(gets them all wrong) (he can't see shit)#ugh I just love having really powerful extreme characters put in absurdly mundane situations#put his ass in the optometry office‼️
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