#ummm wth this was so quick

[lonexsamurai]

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[angstyclowns]

Okay okay hear me out. Time traveling children. Like Todoroki, Iida, Shinsou and Tamaki casually finding their daughters in their timeline. Like they look at the girls and are just dumbfounded cause "this girl looks like my love child with y/n". And god forbid if the kid slips a "daddy?!" at them. *they all have daughters and todo has twin daughters and you change my mind *

FlsokunnKHe wKiKiokKiAsk #2: So imagine our boys todoroki, shinsou, tamaki and iida coming across theoe future daughters and being like "wth are we gonna do now". The only place they can think about is the dorms so they take them to the dorms *insert stupid idiot's fawning over a babygirl * and they come across their crush-s/o. Bonus if the kid calls the boys daddy and the s/o mommy. * they're all going to have daughters and todo has twins , change my mind *

I had two asks that were pretty much identical, so I combined them hope you don’t mind!

Todoroki- 

Kori means Ice and Hikari means Light

Shinso-

Kioku means Memory

Iida-

Kuna comes Kyusokuna which means rapid

Amajiki-

Hana means Flower

I really need more domestic alpha boys tbh

Alpha! Todoroki, Shinso, Iida and Tamaki X omega! reader (Ft. Time travelling daughters!)

Shoto Todoroki

Let’s be honest. Like everything he does, his first meeting with the two girls would not be graceful.

He would be walking next to you on your ways to the dorms, smiling softly as you laughed brightly when two bodies suddenly flung into him. 

You were quick to help the male sit up while the two bodies lumped to the side. 

One had bright red hair, and the other had a light- much lighter- version of your own hair. Neither seemed much older than seven-maybe eight?

“That wasn’t very nice daddy! Aren’t you always telling Kori and I that pushing isn’t nice?!”

The small girl seemed so aghast, while Shoto looked like his soul straight up left his body. Luckily enough, you came to the rescue- like always. 

With kind words and promises of sweet buns, you led the two girls inside while Shoto stayed behind, trying to comprehend what just happened. For gods sake, they called him ‘daddy’.

When he finally made it into the dorms, he shouldn’t have been has shocked as he was to see all the girls fawning over the two.

“Aww, Shoto! Kori and Hikari are absolute darlings! Why’d you hide them from us?”

He had to restrain himself from saying that he didn’t even know them. 

The light haired girl seemed much shyer then her presumable sister, as she quickly was reaching for you and Shoto- nuzzling into the alpha’s neck as he reluctantly took her. The red head squirmed her way out of mina’s grasp once she saw her sister getting cuddles, jumping onto your legs. 

Once you picked the red head up- Hikari?- you began blushing wildly as a small murmur of ‘mommy’ left her lips.

You and Shoto didn’t get to say anything before a knock on the dorms front entrance alerted you all of impending visitors. Of course, no one else went to the dorm room, leaving you, with your arms full of sleeping child to answer the door.

You nearly shat yourself at your own face looking back- only difference being this version looked a little older, and the prominent bond mark on her neck. She smiled softly, the child in your arms suddenly waking and reaching for the older woman with a shout of “Mommy!”

The woman giggled lightly before looking over her shoulder and calling a name you would least expect. “Shoto! I found them!” 

And again, you were left aghast as your Shoto came to the door- hearing his name- and an older version of him came to the woman, kissing the childs head before he looked to the two of you.

Once more, the child in Shoto’s arms flung out to the older version, patting his neck and bond mark- as if making sure if was her actual dad- before resuming her nap.

Nothing more was said until a blue portal of sorts opened behind the older versions, sweeping them away without a trace. Leaving behind your bewildered classmates, you and Shoto- who apparently, you had a lot to talk about with him.

Hitoshi Shinso

Tired boi would be asleep on the couch, when all of a sudden, theres a toddler on his chest???

Ummm??? Help???

His surprised chirp would alert the entire class, since he’s a quiet alpha who never makes a peep. Ever.

So naturally everyone would rush to see what happened. 

The toddler would then start to screech at the top of their fucking lungs the minute someone would pick her up- they figured out she was a girl- and she would only stop when either A) she was placed back on his chest or B...

You would hold her.

Shinso has liked you for a while, but this only confirms that you liked him back- for heavens sake the little runt may have had his lavender hair, but everything else about her was all you. Your beautiful eyes, your amazing face shape, your cute nose. All of it was you.

And judging by how the kid reacted, his assumptions were not far off. 

It took a bit of digging until you found her name stitched on the back of her onesie- Kioku embroidered in neat handwriting.

The toddler remained calm when she was with you two, so the rest pretty much left you guys alone. 

Which was nice since Kioku fell right back asleep, leaving you and Shinso on the couch, the toddler in between you as she slobbered on his shoulder.

“We make cute kids, Hitoshi.” “Yea, we do. Can’t wait till we get to see her everyday.”

You only smiled up at the alpha nuzzling into his scent gland before Kioku disappeared through a blue portal, leaving you and Hitoshi to prepare for you guys future. Together.

Tenya Iida

He would be lecturing you tbh.

You had wanted a snack, and even if he wasn’t your alpha, he would want to care for you

Then bam, a baby would be falling into your lap as Tenya freezes.

“Mommy!”

The navy hair on the toddlers head reminded you all too much of the male in front of, and it would of made you laugh if it weren’t for the fact she called you mommy.

It seems you and tenya were having the same train of thought, as he too looked shocked. 

It only amplified when she leaned back and happily exclaimed “daddy!”

Yea, no amount of a anything could’ve prepared you for this.

Especially not when the munchkin pointed to herself and giggled before shouting “Kuna!”

You both wasted no time at all before Iida and you were working like a well oil machine, easily taking care of Kuna.

She only laughed and giggled, before she caught sight on your bondless neck- whining as Tenya came closer.  

His head laid on your shoulder and for a moment, Kuna began laughing.

So you tested something. Well, Iida did. 

Moving away ever slightly, he watched her reaction, watching as she frowned until Iida was back.

She seemed to recognize that you were missing a bond mark, 

And just as you two realized this as well, she was gone.

Tamaki Amajiki

You found the babe first.

well, you saw her first.

you and Tamaki were sparring and just before you launched an attack you saw her. She had lavender hair, your eye color and was cowering in the corner.

Just like a certain alpha.

You called his attention to her, and you both approached slowly.

Tamaki took the lead though he was petrified. 

When you two got close enough, the girl quickly smiled before jumping into your arms- well trying to, her six year old self unable to jump far.

You and Tamaki looked to each other momentarily as she nuzzled into your neck before reaching for Tamaki.

“Daddy! It’s me, Hana?” She sounded heartbroken as she reached for him, nearly breaking his and your hearts, Amajiki eventually taking her into his arms.

Her head laid on his chest as she seemed to listen to his heartbeat. 

You eventually led Tamaki over to the sidelines, sitting with him while Hana fell asleep, you eventually following her lead and laying on Tamaki’s shoulder. 

“I can’t wait till we’re old enough to meet her for real.”

“Neither can I, Y/n. Neither can I.”

You two barely noticed the blue portal that swept Hana up soon after.

[magiccallie]

So I wrote down my thoughts as i watched through most of Season 2 of Scooby Doo Mystery Inc, and would like to share them, major spoilers below cut

Notes of Season 2 of Scooby Mystery Inc Shout out to this jock bully(?) who upon encountering a monster threatening a girl, did no hesitate to take on said monster, recuse said girl, and protect her as they escape Fred really needs to talk to someone about his new parents, who are now living in his house with him???? The house of the man who took him from them?????? Bronson might not be exactly straight looking at how he acted around the old mayor vs the new one, but *shrugs* Jock Strikes again, is this gunna be the twist? That''s a really douchy twist to pull a stunt like this Love how-I mean this is just the plan. He wanted girls too so he set up the same scenario. Is this extra set up by the parents to get him to trust them that is some next level douchery/ Scratch that on Bronson, omg Oh shit starting with a furry attack this is going to be a weird episode the gang's meta knowledge coupled with their sure willingness to go along with tropes and shit makes for great dialogue oh *oh* this is the episode where we get a peak to see just how big the picture is, love the lore building. knew this episode was gunna be good is that a demon? the furry isnt the mosnter??? ummm...weve been getting hints, are things getting real? so we've established motive for why someone whould want this plavce closed, but actually tangent but dont a lot of these monsters that they encounter seem like, weirdly powerful and mobile for costumes oh there's the furry that red aura is a...the things that happen around it are something deeper it seems. fascinating. is the red just representative of fire hallucinations? those seemed a bit real in effect for hallucinations... this guy, like my manager, needs to hire a little more staff occult magic book falls from the library to gang, and no one is as concerned as they should be nazi robot nazi robot get BJ on the phone Cassidy is the kinda retired PC that the players can strive to be Shit is getting real quick isnt it. Wait is that a seal. does Cassidy die? I know about a certain other death that makes me sad, but i dont want Cassidy to die too this episode is a rollercoaster of odd events weird hologram disguise for Paraclese is nifty Seeing the tragic fate of past groups is...well obviously sad oh dear, she does die huh its super low key, but it plays at the terrifying corrupting ordeal of the eldritchstuff really well with the lore notes bear troubles oh that badge...is that where they buried him? that's...kinda grim they have stealth suits and killer nazi robots? why have the evil guys not won yet? there is a bomb and they are not evacuating. There is a BOMB and they are not evacuating oh the bear can talk, how dare i assume that a bear is incapable of speech the bear is a twunk, scratch that, still a bear, is...he doing a christiphor walkin impersonation? aaand that’s enough for tonight, starting fresh later We're back, 13 more episodes oh so were getting into why i don’t like astrology Enigma machine omg. sorry, im a sucker for bits like that i wanna have long white hair too, i could rock that look How does Paraclese still have an accent after all these years? It is like destiny's Rasputin and just a stubborn superiority complex? something about visiting villains you can talk to in a prison is-ohp thats just all of um huh, cameo episode- err, anyways, it just paints a delightful scene about the relationship of the protags and antags and villainy as a whole in the world well this is horrific, throw some brownish red stuff around and it would be a silent hill scene update: still gay Thirteen more episodes and they have the disk...that does not bode well for what is going to happen the writer's willingness to reference other hannah barbara characters/shows is great oooo anticaptilism, BF is scoring points excuse me???? cyborg dragon girl???? he cant even call her by her name through most of the episode wtf??????? see now im at the point i gotta ask, is this a real ghost thing, or a fake ghost thing? ah i understand now youd think he would be more willing to explain to th-there we go so the animal companians are more suceptible, but they all have the risk Paraclese talking about these cattle is every gm talking about their homebrew monsters omg writers wth was that conclusion for the cattle im dying sk-ska zombies. ska. zombies. i can pick it up oh like the dancing plauge but worse, nifty these ghosts are rude boys, like, thats actually one of their names. And just caught that it the band name is skatastic oh they mentioned the dancing plauge, thank you wtf 101 the 'lighthearted' tone of this episode speaks dark tidings about the horrors to come aaah, hex girls, omg oh damn, update again: still hella gay bards duels be like, but for real loving this more and more young me is crazy about having the hex girls interact with a magicy thing like the disks, the rest of me is concerned at the events that are taking place scooby agrees, and his dog girl friend...well that was something Ricky displaying increasing regrets is not going to do good things for his lifeespectancy ohp then he drags in the other two well, i didnt see that coming for the criminal identity this little girl just had her mom ditch her for a stranger that robbed them, the heck i should probably eat dinner at some point, or like, anything at somepoint... calling it now, this guy is a circus performer/stunt driver, and if he is the random hired british poolboy it is a fake accent he's lureing women away with emotional intemacy. thats funny in itself, btu that they accept so readily still isnt normal oh and apparently kinks, lured with kinks so hes going to be the librarian dude then?? maybe? k, so at least i got that o.o O.O, well, that was quite the lead up and explanation food on plate, depresso in heart, ready to continue so they have to know right? like, this is a planned trap since Fred is 'the only one who knows where it is' doesnt explain Fred though, or how the fake acts "jeepies you found my scarf" oh there it is, they are after the info from him and its all fake, not some hell vision to show why he has to suceed Fred knew first? good on him plastic surgery, holy crap, next level villainy here holy shit they're all in puragoty thanks to the corrpution?????? Going back to early about the horrifying nature of all this. it is just so immensly sad watching them go through these bits. Cool, but sad. Velma demonstrating why thinking and understanding are not always good in eldritch horror games so he's got a guilt complex? heart felt talk with Mayor Dad awwww, poor Velma doesnt think she's pretty guessing...well id say the wife of Enrique but that seems too easy some how, stiill shes the only offered suspect beside Enrique himself thus far *deep sigh* i will never guess any culprit i bother to write down correctly would be a real move of the writers to Uzumaki the town two day deadline given, props to velma for having the foresight to model the disks in a digital format incase theyre lost mad max mystery machine sounds like a doom metal synth wave fusion song things are going too well... How many giant evil doors will this lair have? alchemy. of course. should have guessed. is...is this the episode where Marcie...oh no oh at least shes trying good on her, she's going down in style and flame... oh. ya know, even knowing it was coming and talking it up a sentence before, not a happy event this is a nifty dungeon last episode, hell of an opening/recap wh-what fghaseguk this went batshit didnt it. i wish i had the willingness to write at unhinged as these writers one more media that i am surpised didnt end in a poly relationship this climax is eerily familiar to the live action movies at times and then they all died and went to heaven aww Rickee and Cassidy *and* Velma and Marcie, aww, my heart will heart to think about that one for long, but awwwww Miskatonik University, or however the heck it is said. i thought it was going to be a one off joke but wasn't expecting that.

[ussjellyfish]

Darling offspring is sleeping (he throws his hands up adorably and I love him) and I should be sleeping but I hung out with my mom today and wow. Just...

Narcissistic mother under the cut

Other parts of my family have suspected my mother is a narcissist, or at least has narcissistic tendencies for a long time. I think I’m slower to put it together than most. (part of me really does want her to like me so I can have a maternal relationship with her, this...is never going to happen. She’ll never like me, she’s incapable of it)

so last weekend she wanted to borrow my car to drive to Madison. (or my brother’s car, anyone’s really). she drives to my flat from hers (which is 45 mins if she doesn’t take the freeway). She isnt’ taking the freeway because she has snow tires on her car still (it’s May) and she hasn’t changed the oil in her car since she bought it in December (it’s definitely overdue, considering how much she drives. 

She wants to drive to Madison (520 miles round trip). Poor car definitely should have at least an oil change. Claims she only has enough money for gas. Bank froze her paycheck or something. 

Banks are always out to get her, it’s shocking. 

She also needs to pay for her health insurance ($60) or she can’t get her ADD meds, and she’s making bad choices because of her ADD meds. 

And she needs my car so she can drive to Madison, because she only has about the $60 in gas to get there. She can’t drive on winter tires. She can’t drive with needing the oil change. 

I sat no. I don’t usually say no. She’s pissed because she drove out here, all the way and I wasted her time, because I’m judging her, because she defended me when I went to Phoenix. I won’t let her have any fun. I’m judging her for being poor.. She helped me when I was broke. (she owed me money at the time). 

and it goes on for quite some time, and she leaves.

She did go to Madison, her friend lent her money for tires, she found the money for an oil change, she’s making payments. (no health insurance though). 

She wants to spend time together so we go for a walk. She has plans so I drive to her side of town (20 minutes if you take the freeway)/

We go for a walk so she can bring her untrained little dog. (I actually feel bad for the dog because she’s mean to him, hasn’t trained him at all, so he’s not really kid/baby, person holding a baby friendly he’s neurotic, he jumps, it’s not good)

It’s pretty but Felix is fussy because he didn’t get a good morning nap. 

She has stories about her job, she drives a commuter bus and it’s weird and random and I care very little about how great a driver she is or how pretty her routes are or how much of a martyr she is to drive the broken busses. whatever.

She offers to help with getting Felix in and out of stroller, carrier (he doesn’t want to stroll or be carried. She’s not helpful. 

She mentions that she though I had shaved my hair into a mohawk. (It’s falling out, this...is a not helpful comment). 

She’s hungry so we go eat. She’s not eating wheat or eggs or dairy or pork, and yet suggests barbecue ribs (ummm pork) won’t do Mexican (too much cheese) but then suggests it) and eventually we end up at Raising Cain’s, which has chicken strips battered in wheat flour and eggs. But if she just doesn’t eat the toast...she’s fine. 

She asks what it feels like to be eclipsed by my baby. If I had fun showing him off in Phoenix. . (because yes, I travelled simply to show him off, not to see friends or spend time with people who like him, like, that alone. The simple gift of someone you trust holding the kid and knowing he’s happy so you can do something else for a minute or two). 

Theres some more pettiness, quick, the kind of jibes I almost don’t realize are jibes until she says them. 

Then she wants a picture of her holding him. Not of him, of her holding him. So she can be the good grandma. She doesn’t have one since the day he was born. 

Because she’s really held him a handful of times, because  ost of the time she has the dog when we see her, because hwe see her maybe once a month.

Because she doesn’t care about her grandkids. I used to wonder why she never made an effort wth Eleanor. I was incensed on Eleanor’s behalf (kiddo is fucking adorable).

Today I got it. She actually doesn’t care. She is incapable of loving her kids, or her grandkids, and the most grandkids are is something that fills her narcissism. She’s such a good grandparent. She came to help.

but she can’t help. She probably can’t be trusted to ever be alone with either of them because she’s manipulative, mean, petty, entirely self absorbed, lacking in empathy, and as incapable of loving them as she is her own kids. 

I remember a few therapists who insisted that parents always love their children, that that was a constant. 

It’s not. She doesn’t. Part of me would love to have that positive this is my mom relationship. It will never exist.

lots to talk about at therapy this week. One blog talked about the tentacles or a narcissist parent and damn, if that wasn’t the words to explain how I felt. She doesn’t touch me becaue she loves me, it’s to take. So I love her. 

And she’ll be the same way with the kidlet, and of course he’ll love her, he’s a tiny human and they love so easily, but that’s loving a smoldering radioactive slag heap of a person. Kiddo, you’re just going o have to have distance. 

[spamtonjunkmail]

hi ummm... quick question, WTH HAPPENED!!!

well our (second) basement court jester is nowhere to be found and someone is dead! so a normal day,