The Drunk Sanses
Note: I don’t actually know if Fresh!sans and Swapfell!sans can become drunk so I just made it that swapfell is as drunk as fell and that fresh is just having fun and pushing these guys into doing it so that he can, 0_0 You’ll see)
Edge <underfell>:(drunk) Heeeeey, I heard (hic) that dream, ink and (hic) blue made a song with one of the humans.
Blackberry <swapfell>(BB): (also drunk) I’ve listened to it. (hic) Iss purty guuuud.
Fresh <guess>: (sober) Hey! Why don’t us 4 do a parody of it?
US!pap <im not even going to say>: (drunkest out of of them) Yoooouuuu, knoooow, that’s (hic) actually a goooood iideaaa. (hic) I feel liike singinnnnng.
Fresh: Okay then! (whispers lyrics into each of their ears and then rushes off to get something.) (He’s back with something dark and shiny in his hands)
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GO!!!!
Quick note: For some reason, they sing perfectly and do not hiccup in this even though almost all of them are drunk. Oh yeah, pap’s counts as a drunk sans since he didn’t car at the time.
Edge: If you’re sober and you think we’re high,
You can count on the 4 of us taking you down,
Fresh: (yes he is also singing, i need 4 singers) Cause, we’re drunk and we will follow our dreams,
BB: Basically, steal all your nice cream!
All: We, are the drunk sanses!
We’ll never pay our tab!
US!pap: And if you think we will,
All: How much beer have you had?
All: That’s why everyone here knows, the drunkards,
Edge, Blackberry, Fresh, and Paps the carrot!
Edge: I’m sure all you guys know, who we all are
Fresh: When we left all the wine, but still got drunk anyway.
BB: We were amazed to find, that skeletons don’t drink
Edge: So we will all prove them wrong, and what they all will think.
All: We’re all different, yeah even skeletons!
Edge: Mustard is the only one for me, so long as it is in a bottle.
BB: (made up thing for swapfell) BBQ sauce is my one true love, even if muffet hates me coming.
Fresh: Unlike them I don’t have a drink to speak of, I’m sober right now but singing anyway.
USpap: Honey is mine, so sweet and tasty, I will destroy anyone who touches my bottle.
All: Yeah, all the humans stare at us, it ain’t too easy, but we’re never here drinking alone!
All: We, are the drunk sanses!
We’ll never pay our tab!
US!pap: And if you think we will,
All: How much beer have you had?
All: That’s why everyone here knows, the drunkards,
Edge, Blackberry, Fresh, and Paps the carrot!
<end of song>
Fresh: (turns off camera) Kay guys wait here a sec. (rushes off to his computer before any of them can protest.)
Other three: Hey! (hic) <sleepily> What wuss you doin? (They all drop off one by one)
Fresh: <evilly triumphant> Done! (looks around) Damn I wish error was here. (he starts to take each of them to their au homes)
<Meanwhile, an anonymous person receives a video of the 4 singing and dancing horribly>
What did Fresh do? He recorded the whole thing so that his friend Echo could see her song performed by the ones who were meant to sing it. He never told anyone about it, but eventually the monster called the ‘internet’ ratted him out and he now avoids Edge, Blackberry and Underswappaps.
I’m sorry, kill me now.
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